Niu Erge's Warm Life

On Phoenix Mountain, a figure ran towards the back mountain with a pair of buckets in his vigorous steps. He stopped at the mountain spring in the back mountain, put down the bucket, but was not in a hurry to scoop water, but sat on the ground with his buttocks. Lying down, looking up at the sky, admiring the mountain scenery shrouded in clouds and mist like a fairyland, heck, this is not who Niu Er is.

Suddenly, there was a group of birds calling overhead, and a group of 'kill half a catty' (a kind of bird that weighs half a catty after being killed) flew over in pairs.

"Hey, the delicious food is here," Niu Er sat up suddenly, and a twig flew out of his hand.

Chirp, with the sound of a bird chirping, a Killer Banjin plunged down, fluttered, and stopped moving.

"Hahaha, damn it, eat vegetables with you every day, and don't let my cow become thin like a donkey, let me improve myself or not," Niu Er laughed, picked up the half-jin that fell on the ground, and turned around He set up a small fire and roasted half a catty of meat. Not long after, he smelled the smell of meat. Niu Er turned around to the bucket, took out a bottle of Baijiu Erguotou from the bucket, and ate the meat while eating the meat. He drank happily.

In the distance, Daoist Qi Yun, Wu Shang, and Wu Jing watched Niu Er's every move with binoculars, and Wu Shang sighed.

"Hey, Niu Er is just disobedient. He kills every day, chasing a hare or shooting a bird. He's too lazy to fetch water."

"Hehe, Niu Er is not a monk of ours. It is understandable that he does not eat vegetarian food. However, this kid can wear iron shoes weighing fifty catties every day and rush down the mountain with a sandbag weighing fifty catties. He bought it secretly. Liquor, after running back to work, he eats meat and drinks outside every day, but it does not affect the time limit of his work. This shows that his speed has made extraordinary progress. You have also seen that his ability to fly branches just now , I was able to knock down the birds all at once, not because the birds bumped into each other too much, hahaha," Wu Jing looked very happy, Niu Er has improved a lot since he first came.

"That's true. Now that Niu Er lifts the stone statue around the courtyard ten times a day, he can already lift a weight of [-] jin. Even when Nephew Jing Tian was young and powerful, he couldn't lift this weight. And those of us old antiques, even if we can lift it up, we will never be able to walk ten laps. This boy is really a genius, Hercules came to the world, and he dares to call himself the reincarnation of the Bull Demon King, hahaha," Daoist Qiyun also laughed up.

"Hahaha, both of you have seen his strengths, but ignored his weaknesses. Niu Er has been here for almost a year. If we let him know about the changes outside, he will have to rush down the mountain to return It is impossible to go home, so we must strengthen him to reach the highest level during this period of time," Wu Shang said worriedly.

"Well, if we let him know that Odama has become the president, and that the William family and the Jefferson family already know that Jessica is in his Niu Er's house, how can he stay there? He has performed supernormally, and I don’t know how much he can appreciate the Taijiquan I asked him to practice three times a day for half a year,” said Daoist Qi Yun. My nephew has already taught Niu Er everything without reservation, and I also heard Wu Shang said that Niu Er and them performed supernormally when they confronted each other, the boundless power of the imaginary sea, and the strange changes of ghosts in the universe. I don’t know if these abilities are true in normal times. All of them can play out the super long forehead like that time.

After Niu Er finished eating and drinking, he came back briskly carrying a load of water, poured the water into the water tank, turned around and wanted to carry more water, but suddenly saw Daoist Qi Yun, Monk Wu Shang, and Monk Wu Jing, The three old antiques stood in front of them, couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and put down the pole in their hands.

"Three...Three old grandpas, hey, I, I, I have to carry water, you look for me," Niu Er asked with a smile.

"Niu Er, we want to see how much you have improved this year, come with us," Wu Shang said to Niu Er.

"No... no way, don't you say this every month, and you beat me down in the end," Niu Er threw down the bucket and pole, and followed Wu Shang to the middle of the yard, didn't he just get beaten? , Being beaten up since childhood, I am not afraid of this.

"Niu Er, you can take off the iron shoes and sandbags, this time we want to see your Tai Chi Kung Fu, let's show you all your abilities,"

"Take off...Take it off, hehe, this is good, I should have taken off this broken thing a long time ago," Niu Er was delighted. After wearing these iron shoes for a year, he could finally relax his stinky feet. , took off the iron shoes and put them aside, and took off the sandbags on his legs.

"Hehe, look at how easy it is this time. My weight is as light as if I didn't grow any meat. Look at me and I will jump... I will jump... Alas, I... Then I..." Niu Er frightened I cried out loudly, I was very happy to jump up, who knew I would jump up so high, damn it, it was almost to the treetop, suddenly I didn’t know how to control my body, damn it , flattened and fell down.

Plop,,, a puff of dust was thrown around, like a mushroom cloud. Of course, this mushroom cloud will disperse when it rises to a height of one meter.

"Wuuu... You three old things, why don't you click on me when you see me fall, my butt...it's in two halves," Niu Er screamed, clutching his butt.

"Fly... You, you boy can actually fly, little bastard, you get up and dance for me, hurry up, and dance again," Wu Shang, Wu Jing, and Daoist Qi Yun were all stunned. Unexpectedly, Niu Er could jump up to the treetop all at once. As long as he mastered it well, he could use his strength to fly above the treetop, that is to say, he was volleying.

For these old fellows, it is not very difficult to run on the tree by borrowing their strength, but it takes several times to borrow their strength to fly up the branches, and they can't fly up the treetops all at once, and they only They also can't fly on the treetops, they rely on the strength of their feet and hands to jump between the branches, if Niu Er can fly up the treetops, stepping on the leaves and galloping in the air, there is hope for the recovery of ancient martial arts up.

"I...I won't fly anymore. You don't catch up when you fly. You want to throw me to death. There are more than a dozen wives in my family,"

"Don't fly, hehe, it's up to you now, if you don't fly, we'll help you fly, if you don't want to fall to your death, give me some snacks, comprehend the inner strength and mind, walk on the tree and show us,"

After Wu Shang finished speaking, he stepped forward and reached out to grab Niu Er's feet. Wu Jing came over and grabbed Niu Er's hands with both hands.

"Hehehe, look at me, Niu Er, fly for me," Daoist Qi Yun came over like lightning and kicked.

Whoosh... Niu Er has gone to heaven,