Niu Erge's Warm Life

When Niu Er and Jessica woke up, they suddenly found that they were the only ones left on the boat.Nima!These bastards!Abandon ship and run away? ? ?Crack!This vast sea, where is this f***ing place?The two were dumbfounded all of a sudden!

"Niu Er! We've been abandoned again! It's just the two of us now, and the boat was damaged by them! Alas! I don't know where we've been drifted to now! What should we do?"

"We were not afraid when there was no boat. Now that there is a boat and food, what are we afraid of? Hehe! After we go back, you will help me write a book "The Wandering Tale of Niu Er"! Look at my god cow drifting too! "Niu Er shouted foolishly!

"Dizzy! I don't know if you're really stupid or really two hundred and five! You don't know when to worry!" Jessica's head dilated, looking at the ** sea is really helpless!Although I knew that Akino and the others dared to leave, they must be not far from the shore, but after drifting all night, I don't know where I am now, so I can't turn back!

"Bang..." There was a sudden bang, Niu Er and Jessica swayed, and the boat stopped moving again.

"Niu Er! It's broken, the boat is burnt!" Jessica was shocked. If the boat sank, it would be the end of both of them!This time there is not even a place to stay!

"Damn it! Just now it was a pirate ship of the Caribbean, but now it has become a Titanic? Quickly find a life-saving raft!" Niu Er cursed, and the two hurriedly searched for life-saving things.

I searched back and forth, left and right, but there was not a single leather raft, and they were all taken away by Akino and others.Seeing the big ship tilting, gradually sinking.

"I found this!" Suddenly, Jessica ran over with a life buoy.

one? ? ?Who can I save?

"Forget it! Let's live and die together!" Jessica threw the life buoy to the ground.

"Hey! My Bull Demon King doesn't die so easily! Quickly find some ropes!" Niu Er kicked up suddenly after speaking, papa!Kick off two bed boards!

Jessica understood immediately, and turned to untie the rope.

The boat sank, a life buoy was tied with several bed boards tied together, and Niu Er and Jessica sat on it.Niu Er took out two bottles of red wine from his pocket, these were the only two bottles he snatched out before the ship sank.Open a bottle of Gudong and take a big sip!Passed the bottle to Jessica again.

"When are we going to drift away? Woohoo... Niu Er! I'm homesick again! I miss my mother!" Jessica cried.

"Hee hee! I miss my mother too! I was wondering if we should catch a sea fish for her old man after we go back! I heard that the eyes of sea fish are very nutritious!"

"Dizzy! Can you not say such ignorant words, if we can't die, what kind of fish can't be bought when we go back? Stupid!"

"Of course we can't die! Let me tell you, I, the Bull Demon King, don't die so easily! When I jumped from a tall building, a big cow saved my life! Yesterday, we jumped from a plane, and a vulture saved my life." Us! I can’t even die like this, what are you afraid of? Now I believe more and more that I am the Bull Demon King! Hahaha!”

"If you are the Bull Demon King, then who is the Iron Fan Princess, Guan Min'er or me!?" Jessica asked suddenly.

"Ah? This, this! It depends on which of you two has the highest mana! Hehe!"

"That's good! After I go back, I'm going to compete with Guan Min'er! Let's see which of us has the highest magic power!" Jessica said suddenly.

"Compared to what! In terms of kung fu, she is inferior to you in terms of marksmanship! But, if it is about management and making money, you are definitely inferior to her! My Demon King Palace, Niuer Group, is all made by her time in it! Now it is quite good! It has scale!" Niu Er said proudly, these women of his are all outstanding!When he thought of this, he shuddered!

"Hmph! It's just a small Niu Er group. Compared with our family, it's just a drop in the bucket!... Sigh!" Thinking of her family, Jessica sighed again, and now it's not her own. Family too.

"Jessica! Look ahead, look ahead!..." Suddenly, Niu Er yelled.

Jessica looked in the direction of Niu Erzhi, and saw the shadows of trees in front of her from a distance. It seemed that the front must be not far from the shore!

"Ah... oh... we're saved again! Let's paddle, let's paddle..." Jessica was so excited that she felt like she was about to cry, damn it!It's good to be alive!

Gulf of Thailand!Located in Thailand!Niu Er and Jessica never thought that they would be able to drift to Thailand!When I got ashore, I casually stole some clothes from the tourists who were having fun in the water, and changed my own clothes.Fortunately, there was some money in the stolen clothes!hehe!Nima!Hurry up and find a place to call Guan Min'er and the others, they don't know how anxious they are at home!Niu Er and Jessica hurried to escape from the beach and found a payphone in the shopping mall.

"Niu... Niu Er! You...Look..." Before Niu Er picked up the phone and waited to call, Jessica suddenly pulled Niu Er twice.

Niu Eryi looked up, and saw that in the electrical shopping mall not far away, all the TVs placed were broadcasting news: Yesterday, there was no news of the missing passenger plane, and the whereabouts of all passengers and successors on the plane were unknown.All countries have sent search and rescue teams to the sea area where the plane disappeared!So far, the missing plane has lost contact for 40 hours! …………!

"Damn it! This...isn't this talking about us...is it!?" Niu Er's eyes widened, and he and Jessica had already jumped into the sea. Why did the plane disappear?What do they want those passengers for?The only explanation is silence!

"Hey... Hey! Sister Min'er! I'm Niu Er! I'm in Thailand!" Niu Er hastily dialed Guan Miner's phone number. Guan Miner and the others knew that he and Jessica were on that plane Come back, now that the plane is missing, they don't know how anxious they will be!

"Niu Er...! Niu Er...! You're not dead! Huh... Or did your soul go to Thailand? Huh...!" Guan Miner's cry came from the phone.

"Jessica...Jessica! You...you pinch me!"

"what?"

"You pinch me!"

Jessica didn't understand what was going on, Kaba Kaba stretched out his hand and pinched Niu Er's body with a pair of beautiful big eyes.

"Oh!... Sister Min'er! Sister Min'er! It's really me, not a soul. Jessica pinches me and I still know it hurts!" What the hell!When Guan Min'er cried, Niu Er was scared. He really wondered if his and Jessica's souls had wandered to Thailand!

Jessica suddenly snatched the phone from the side: "Guan Min'er! We must not let others know that we are still alive. Let's go back as soon as possible!" Jessica knew that if she let her uncle know He and Niu Er are still alive, so he can think of any way, as long as he can kill them.

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