Niu Erge's Warm Life
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Guan Miner wanted to compete with Jessica in kung fu, marksmanship, and riddles. This made the people around her anxious. Isn't this a shame for herself? Everyone knows Jessica's kung fu, marksmanship, and that's all. She is the best of the first class, these are not only Muay Thai champion He Niu Er said, when Jessica first arrived, everyone has seen her kung fu, she is on par with sisters Yun Wei and Ling Wei, Guan Miner and sisters She competed,,, alas, how could Guan Min'er, who is usually the smartest, bring herself to humiliate herself.
"Okay, Guan Min'er, I won't take advantage of you, you can do whatever you want," Jessica was secretly happy when she heard that Guan Min'er was going to compete with her in boxing, marksmanship, and riddles. Huaxia's culture can be regarded as proficient. I am completely sure that I can beat Guan Min'er in boxing kung fu and marksmanship. This riddle... may not be lost to her, hmph.
"Well, let's go to the back garden. We will win two of these three items. First, we will try our boxing skills. The one who gets knocked down will be the loser. Of course, you can also admit defeat to avoid wasting time. You can also admit defeat. Hmph," Guan Min'er said to Jessica with her nose up.
"I,,, I will admit defeat with you, hum," Jessica snorted, and said in her heart: I will admit defeat with you, if it is really compared, I can kill you before you fall, let You can't fall down, but I can't do that.
"In the second item, we competed in guessing riddles. For the sake of fairness, we asked Niu Er to give two riddles, and the one who answered correctly was the winner. The answer was for Niu Er to say. Now Niu Er is not with us, so none of us can cheat, and I also believe that he will not favor any of us, what do you think," Guan Min'er asked again.
"Well, it's okay, but Niu Er doesn't know a single character, can he speak riddles?" Jessica was a little skeptical, Niu Er seemed to be illiterate, he had never spoken riddles before, but for Niu Er, he would never speak riddles. Jessica is very confident that she will favor one of them. Although Niu Er is very kind to Guan Min'er, he is not inferior to herself. Going to Laomei alone to find her and coming back is enough to prove this.
"In the third item, we will test marksmanship. Ten candles are lit 50 meters away, and each person has ten bullets. Interference, disturbing the opponent to hit the target, you should not be afraid," Guan Min'er said a little proudly.
"I'm afraid, hmph, I'm really joking, I'm afraid you will cry if you lose, no one can coax you well, cut," Jessica pouted and said.
"Okay then, let's go to the back garden and let everyone testify for us," Guan Min'er finished speaking, turned around and walked out.
"Hey, hey, Min'er, you...you really want to compete with her, can you...can you do it," Yu Jiali hurriedly followed, and asked worriedly.
"Hmph, you can't believe me, cut it, let me destroy her prestige, so that she won't dare to show off too much in the future," Guan Min'er twitched the corner of her mouth, and walked forward.
Jessica was a little puzzled in her heart, what kind of idea would this Guan Miner have, to compete with herself knowing that she would lose, hum, no matter what kind of idea she had, she would definitely win this time.
In the back garden, someone had cleared the place long ago, everything was ready, it was an empty space, surrounded by a dozen women who were watching the excitement and also notaries, and some people who heard the news rushed over to see Hilarious, of course everyone likes it.
Guan Min'er stood in the middle of the empty field full of air, as if she was 100% sure of winning. Although Jessica was puzzled in her heart, she didn't take Guan Min'er seriously at all. , stepped into the middle of the empty field.
"Jessica, I'll give you a chance to admit defeat, it's still too late to admit defeat," Guan Miner said proudly.
"Hmph, come up with any tricks you have, or watch how I can make your ass red," Jessica sneered, and said in her heart that I would like to see how smart you are and what you can come up with. Come on tricks.
"Okay then, since you don't admit defeat, I'll let you know that I'm... fierce... terrible...," Guan Min'er said, suddenly took a false lunge, showed a posture, and coughed Cough, have you never eaten fat pork or seen a fat pig go away? When you are with these women every day, of course you will also make two or three poses.
",,,," Both Jessica and the women onlookers were stunned. Could it be that Guan Min'er was really hiding her secrets, learned kung fu secretly, and had the courage to fight with Jessica? In the martial arts competition, the kung fu must be extraordinary, but no one has ever seen her practice kung fu. Everyone knows that Guan Miner's pistol is better, but they really don't know when she learned martial arts.
"Okay, show it if you have any skills," Jessica saw that Guan Min'er had shown her skills, and she couldn't stand still, so she also put on a Tai Chi posture.
"Okay, I admit defeat." Suddenly, Guan Min'er put down her stance, walked out of the empty field as if nothing had happened, and said, "Let's proceed to the next competition."
"thump……"
"thump……"
A circle of people fell around.
It's not so funny, everyone is concentrating and waiting to see the two people fight, she said here as if nothing happened, I admit defeat,, this is over,, the first match is over,,, Shit, I'm so dizzy, I even yelled at others for a long time with this little ability, making them admit defeat, if you can be fooled by your feelings, you can be fooled if you can.
"Guan Min'er, what do you mean, are you making us happy?" Jessica got annoyed, and after a long time, just admit defeat and it's over.
"Everyone knows that you, Jessica, are good at kung fu. I don't know kung fu. It shouldn't be considered a shame to admit defeat. Besides, there is a saying that you can admit defeat in our rules, isn't it? Hmph, the following riddle you You can also admit defeat, let me tell you, guessing riddles is my strong point, you will not be embarrassed if you admit defeat," Guan Min'er said nonchalantly.
"Hmph, well, what about Niu Er, let him come out and tell riddles," Jessica snorted, guessing riddles, I'm afraid of you, but I want to see what tricks you can play.
"Niu... Er..., come out," Guan Min'er raised her head and shouted towards the upstairs next to her.
On the top of the building, Niu Er and Yun Wei were fighting Zheng Huan. The two had fought for thousands of rounds, but there was no clear winner. Suddenly, Guan Min'er's shout came, and Niu Er and Yun Wei suddenly shouted. They stopped, but if they separated at this time, it seemed... ahem, Niu Er was very smart, he reached out and grabbed the mat next to him, brushed it, spread it out, then hugged Yun Wei, the two of them rolled, rolled to the ground On the mat, brush, the mat rolled up the two of them, Gululu... rolled to the side of the parapet of the building.
Crack, the mat was shaken, Niu Eryi looked downstairs, I wiped, what are so many people doing here?
"Okay, Guan Min'er, I won't take advantage of you, you can do whatever you want," Jessica was secretly happy when she heard that Guan Min'er was going to compete with her in boxing, marksmanship, and riddles. Huaxia's culture can be regarded as proficient. I am completely sure that I can beat Guan Min'er in boxing kung fu and marksmanship. This riddle... may not be lost to her, hmph.
"Well, let's go to the back garden. We will win two of these three items. First, we will try our boxing skills. The one who gets knocked down will be the loser. Of course, you can also admit defeat to avoid wasting time. You can also admit defeat. Hmph," Guan Min'er said to Jessica with her nose up.
"I,,, I will admit defeat with you, hum," Jessica snorted, and said in her heart: I will admit defeat with you, if it is really compared, I can kill you before you fall, let You can't fall down, but I can't do that.
"In the second item, we competed in guessing riddles. For the sake of fairness, we asked Niu Er to give two riddles, and the one who answered correctly was the winner. The answer was for Niu Er to say. Now Niu Er is not with us, so none of us can cheat, and I also believe that he will not favor any of us, what do you think," Guan Min'er asked again.
"Well, it's okay, but Niu Er doesn't know a single character, can he speak riddles?" Jessica was a little skeptical, Niu Er seemed to be illiterate, he had never spoken riddles before, but for Niu Er, he would never speak riddles. Jessica is very confident that she will favor one of them. Although Niu Er is very kind to Guan Min'er, he is not inferior to herself. Going to Laomei alone to find her and coming back is enough to prove this.
"In the third item, we will test marksmanship. Ten candles are lit 50 meters away, and each person has ten bullets. Interference, disturbing the opponent to hit the target, you should not be afraid," Guan Min'er said a little proudly.
"I'm afraid, hmph, I'm really joking, I'm afraid you will cry if you lose, no one can coax you well, cut," Jessica pouted and said.
"Okay then, let's go to the back garden and let everyone testify for us," Guan Min'er finished speaking, turned around and walked out.
"Hey, hey, Min'er, you...you really want to compete with her, can you...can you do it," Yu Jiali hurriedly followed, and asked worriedly.
"Hmph, you can't believe me, cut it, let me destroy her prestige, so that she won't dare to show off too much in the future," Guan Min'er twitched the corner of her mouth, and walked forward.
Jessica was a little puzzled in her heart, what kind of idea would this Guan Miner have, to compete with herself knowing that she would lose, hum, no matter what kind of idea she had, she would definitely win this time.
In the back garden, someone had cleared the place long ago, everything was ready, it was an empty space, surrounded by a dozen women who were watching the excitement and also notaries, and some people who heard the news rushed over to see Hilarious, of course everyone likes it.
Guan Min'er stood in the middle of the empty field full of air, as if she was 100% sure of winning. Although Jessica was puzzled in her heart, she didn't take Guan Min'er seriously at all. , stepped into the middle of the empty field.
"Jessica, I'll give you a chance to admit defeat, it's still too late to admit defeat," Guan Miner said proudly.
"Hmph, come up with any tricks you have, or watch how I can make your ass red," Jessica sneered, and said in her heart that I would like to see how smart you are and what you can come up with. Come on tricks.
"Okay then, since you don't admit defeat, I'll let you know that I'm... fierce... terrible...," Guan Min'er said, suddenly took a false lunge, showed a posture, and coughed Cough, have you never eaten fat pork or seen a fat pig go away? When you are with these women every day, of course you will also make two or three poses.
",,,," Both Jessica and the women onlookers were stunned. Could it be that Guan Min'er was really hiding her secrets, learned kung fu secretly, and had the courage to fight with Jessica? In the martial arts competition, the kung fu must be extraordinary, but no one has ever seen her practice kung fu. Everyone knows that Guan Miner's pistol is better, but they really don't know when she learned martial arts.
"Okay, show it if you have any skills," Jessica saw that Guan Min'er had shown her skills, and she couldn't stand still, so she also put on a Tai Chi posture.
"Okay, I admit defeat." Suddenly, Guan Min'er put down her stance, walked out of the empty field as if nothing had happened, and said, "Let's proceed to the next competition."
"thump……"
"thump……"
A circle of people fell around.
It's not so funny, everyone is concentrating and waiting to see the two people fight, she said here as if nothing happened, I admit defeat,, this is over,, the first match is over,,, Shit, I'm so dizzy, I even yelled at others for a long time with this little ability, making them admit defeat, if you can be fooled by your feelings, you can be fooled if you can.
"Guan Min'er, what do you mean, are you making us happy?" Jessica got annoyed, and after a long time, just admit defeat and it's over.
"Everyone knows that you, Jessica, are good at kung fu. I don't know kung fu. It shouldn't be considered a shame to admit defeat. Besides, there is a saying that you can admit defeat in our rules, isn't it? Hmph, the following riddle you You can also admit defeat, let me tell you, guessing riddles is my strong point, you will not be embarrassed if you admit defeat," Guan Min'er said nonchalantly.
"Hmph, well, what about Niu Er, let him come out and tell riddles," Jessica snorted, guessing riddles, I'm afraid of you, but I want to see what tricks you can play.
"Niu... Er..., come out," Guan Min'er raised her head and shouted towards the upstairs next to her.
On the top of the building, Niu Er and Yun Wei were fighting Zheng Huan. The two had fought for thousands of rounds, but there was no clear winner. Suddenly, Guan Min'er's shout came, and Niu Er and Yun Wei suddenly shouted. They stopped, but if they separated at this time, it seemed... ahem, Niu Er was very smart, he reached out and grabbed the mat next to him, brushed it, spread it out, then hugged Yun Wei, the two of them rolled, rolled to the ground On the mat, brush, the mat rolled up the two of them, Gululu... rolled to the side of the parapet of the building.
Crack, the mat was shaken, Niu Eryi looked downstairs, I wiped, what are so many people doing here?
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