Taming love, go home to play devil at night

"Really?" Calmly approached Ye Xuetong slowly, with an evil smirk, "Then do you know the posture of Guan-yin-sitting-lotus?"

Ye Xuetong lowered his eyes, and quickly searched for these four words in his mind, what is Guan-yin-sitting-lotus?He didn't understand it at all, and he had never heard of it. . . .

"Hehe, don't you know?" Leng Jingyi suppressed a smile, and poked Ye Xuetong's sexy chest muscles with his fingers, "Just pretend that you are ignorant and don't understand this pose, so you should know the Farewell My Concubine pose, right?" ?”

"I know this." Ye Xuetong raised his hand and answered seriously, "In ancient Chinese historical stories, there was a king named Xiang Yu, and his wife was named Yu Ji. He was going to the battlefield to kill enemies and bid farewell to women, so ..."

"So it's called Farewell My Concubine??" Calmly looked at him with a half-smile, "Brother, I'm asking about sex-love-postures, not about ancient Chinese stories and allusions. If you want to say that, if I ask you What is the posture of Chang'e flying to the moon, don't you want to say that a woman named Chang'e flew to the moon?"

Ye Xuetong was a little guilty, but pretended to be righteous: "I'm not Chinese. I don't understand why you use this Chinese idiom as a metaphor?"

"Okay, then let me talk about some easy-to-understand postures." Leng Jingyi moved a little closer to Ye Xuetong, and drew circles on his chest with his long fingers, "You always know the posture of the old tree with its roots?"

Ye Xuetong blinked, speechless.

"What about riding the horse and whipping the whip?" A sly smirk appeared on the lips of Jing Jingyi, approaching again.

Ye Xuetong's head lowered slightly, and he backed away again, afraid that Linganyi would touch his chest again, it was so itchy. . .

"Leading the snake out of the hole??" Calmly continued to approach, and the smile on his lips grew stronger.

Ye Xuetong was already anxious like an ant on a hot pot, but on the surface he pretended to be calm and stared at his toes, not knowing where to look.

"Where's the upside-down-lotus???" Jing Jingyi's chest was already pressed against Ye Xuetong's abdomen. When he retracted his fingers, he deliberately slid up his waist. His muscles tightened obviously, and his forehead oozes Sweating, slowly sliding down along the perfect outline...

"Hey, if you don't understand, don't pretend to understand. You obviously have no experience, so you have to pretend to be very experienced." Calmly raised his chin ambiguously, and deliberately set his words, "Virgins are not something to see. As for the matter of light, it means that you keep yourself clean, as long as you admit it, not only will I not despise you, but I will also worship you."

"Stop pretending to me, you don't necessarily understand it, maybe you just used the theoretical knowledge you read somewhere to test me."

Ye Xuetong refuses to admit defeat, he is the mighty Lord of the Dark Night, with tens of thousands of people under one person, knows eleven languages, knows all the means of transportation and weapons, and yet he will be passed by a woman? ?He is not reconciled. . . .

"Who said I don't understand? Look at it." Calmly gave him a look, clamped the middle finger of the right hand with the two fingers of the left hand, twitched up and down, and said with a smirk, "These two fingers It is a woman's leg, and the middle finger of the right hand is a man's nipple, see? This position is Guanyin sitting on a lotus."

"It's so fake!!!" Ye Xuetong pursed his lips in disdain, "Are men's butts as big as women's legs?"

"This is a metaphor, do you understand the metaphor?" Calm and anxious.

"The analogy should be more appropriate." Ye Xuetong stared at her coldly, "You are the one who pretends to understand what I don't understand, and you deliberately fooled me?"

"That's not it, I just understand these things, if you don't believe me, I'll show you..."