Rebirth in 1993, My Dad is a Returned Youth
Chapter 101 Awkward encounter in the bathroom!
Chapter 101 Encounter in the bathroom ~ embarrassing!
When Guo Yixing and Ding Xiaodong found Guo Mingyuan, they thought that his father in Shanghai was poor.
But there should also be a decent place to live.
The result was very disappointing to the two of them. The room was only the size of a palm, but they had to accommodate a family of three and they had to eat, drink, defecate and urinate in it.
At night, you have to go to a very smelly public toilet.
Because of Guo Yixing's sudden appearance, a huge crack appeared in the small family that was originally able to survive.
The couple had a big fight in front of Guo Yixing.
Guo Yixing came out to pick up trash at night, not because he was kicked out by his biological father or stepmother.
In fact, Liang Yu is still very kind. She was angry because Guo Mingyuan hid this matter from her.
"I'm not going back tonight. Dad's house is so small that there's not even a floor to sleep on. Living in such a small place is not as big as my bamboo house in Manque. One room is enough for his house. I can't understand why Dad would leave such a good place like Manque and run back to Shanghai to suffer!"
"Monk, you don't understand this. Shanghai is a paradise for rich people, and your father is a poor guy. I guess he wanted to come back to make money, but he ended up going back to the old ways over the past decade. In Shanghai, if you have money, you can live in any size house. In my opinion, in Shanghai, you need at least a two-bedroom, one-living-room house to call yourself home. Your father's house is worse than a doghouse."
I stayed at Guo Mingyuan's house last night, with five of us squeezing into one bed.
He slept on the edge of the bed, unable to fall off or climb onto the bed.
I suffered all night.
They all regretted following Guo Yixing to live with his father.
I felt like I had accidentally boarded the wrong boat.
It's too late to regret now.
"There's an overpass ahead. Let's sleep under it for the night. It'll be cooler."
……
Li Kang returned to the hotel and prepared to go to the toilet to pee first.
I felt a little dizzy from the drinks I had previously consumed plus the two bottles of beer I had just downed, and I didn't even notice that the bathroom light was on.
He swayed his body to the toilet in three steps.
Unbuckle your belt, take out your weapon, and prepare to open the floodgates.
But just as the water was about to flow out, a deafening scream woke up the dazed Li Kang!
Ah~! !
"What are you doing, you rascal!"
Li Kang opened his eyes and asked, "Why are you here?"
"Get out now." Ye Yuqing ate too much and didn't get much rest during the day, so she felt sleepy even when going to the toilet.
That's why he didn't notice Li Kang coming in.
"This kid almost got me wet!" Ye Yuqing gritted her teeth and wanted to bite him, with an abnormal blush on her face.
"This rascal," he couldn't get the thing he just saw out of his mind, "Pah, how can a man have such an ugly thing."
After Li Kang was kicked out, he could hardly hold his urine any longer, so he looked around the room for something to hold the water.
In the end, I only saw a kettle boiling water.
I could only look at the toilet again, "Yuqing, are you done? I can't hold it anymore."
"No! Just wait two more minutes. I'll be there in a minute."
If I wait two more minutes, my bladder will explode.
There was no choice but to go out.
There happens to be a balcony at the end of the corridor.
Li Kang quickly ran to the balcony, without even having time to look at the situation outside, he pulled down his pants and started to pee.
Below is the boss’s private vegetable plot.
He saw water coming down from upstairs and shouted, "Hey, stop pouring water! I have some vegetables planted downstairs."
It wasn't until I saw that the water was hot and yellowish that I understood what was going on.
"Which devil upstairs is so immoral?"
Li Kang opened the floodgates and released water for nearly a minute.
There was almost an endless supply of food. I endured the abuse from the boss downstairs the whole time and dared not say a word. I felt very sorry in my heart: "There are not many people like me. I send you fertilizer and money. Please thank me more."
By the time the boss went upstairs, Li Kang had already returned to the room.
There was someone taking a shower inside.
Needless to say, there is only Ye Yuqing.
"Sister Yuqing, did you take a shower and change your clothes?"
"Go buy me a new set. Isn't there a shopping mall across the street?"
"What the hell!" Li Kang was almost dizzy with anger. "How should I know what clothes to buy? I'll just wear what I have now for a while."
"No," a firm voice came from inside, "It's all sweaty and uncomfortable to wear."
The next sentence made Li Kang fall into despair: "Li Kang, you brought me to the hotel, you have to be responsible for me."
"..."
Okay, okay, now I have to take responsibility.
“Can I buy whatever I want?”
"What kind of clothes do you think are suitable for me? Don't buy anything too outrageous." Ye Yuqing replied with a red face. She was a little worried and thought: "This kid brought me to the hotel on purpose, could it be..."
……
As soon as Li Kang came downstairs, he was stopped by his boss, "Hey! Were you the one who was peeing upstairs just now?!"
"What are you talking about? We have a toilet in our room, why do we have to go outside? I want to go to the mall across the street to buy clothes. Do you know which floor it is on?"
Seeing that Li Kang was so confident, the boss no longer doubted him.
After all, I didn’t see it with my own eyes. It was Li Kang who did it. “The clothing store is on the third floor.”
After Li Kang left, the boss was still muttering, "Who the hell are you? Don't let me know who you are."
The third floor of the mall.
Looking around, all he saw were clothing styles that were unfamiliar to Li Kang.
Without staying in the men's clothing area for long, Li Kang went straight to the women's clothing area.
Go straight to a lingerie store
This was Li Kang’s first time buying women’s underwear.
Holding back the shame in my heart, I quickly picked out a set of good quality, new style underwear.
When I was paying, the waiter asked, "Are you buying this by yourself? Your girlfriend isn't here?"
"It's inconvenient for her to come, so she asked me to buy it. Please pack it for me."
"Then your girlfriend has a good figure. You are so lucky." The woman teased, and Li Kang's ears turned red.
After paying the money, he immediately fled from the lingerie store.
In order to avoid embarrassment later, a waiter came over to him and asked him when he entered the store.
Li Kang simply bought them one set at a time. "I think that cheongsam is good, pack it for me; that skirt is also good, pack it for me; and finally, pack that miniskirt as well."
In no time, he picked out the clothes that he thought looked good.
Anyway, Ye Yuqing didn’t say what kind of thing she wanted to buy.
After buying it, he ran back at a speed of 100 miles per hour.
"I bought it back!" Li Kang stood at the door, panting. Ye Yuqing was still in the bathroom waiting for him to change into new clothes.
"Give it to me."
A snow-white arm stretched out from the bathroom.
"You bought so many, but you can just buy one set, right?"
"Oh my god! Who wears a cheongsam to sleep at night?"
"And a miniskirt! Are you planning to do something bad to me?!"
(End of this chapter)
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