When drunk, Shao Pei abducts the little man's wife

Cosmic Invincible Boy: Long-winded!down!

Pei Jun made a sweaty expression, is he so disgusted?

I thought the person on the other side would continue to talk, but who knew that the avatar really turned gray like that, so it's over? ? ?

Pei Jun was a little depressed, did he just dislike children like this?

When I was depressed, I sent a verification message to add a friend, the QQ name is, the invincible beautiful girl in the universe.

The little girl carved in pink and jade flashed before his eyes, and Pei Jun's heart suddenly brightened, one after another came.

Agreeing and adding him as a friend, Pei Jun felt a little embarrassed and nervous. Obviously, he had a very unsuccessful conversation with the beautiful boy just now and was rejected by others, so he must behave well with the beautiful girl this time.

After thinking about it, I searched for some cute expressions on the Internet.

Send a raccoon with a gratifying action.

The invincible beautiful girl in the universe: [wiping sweat] childish!

sweaty

Pei Jun found that he really couldn't get along with the two of them with the normal thinking of communicating with children.

Yiyi curled her lips, looked at Fanfan lying on the bed and typing on the keyboard, and said, "Choufan, you are right, this uncle with a stinky face is really naive. God gave him such a handsome face , What a waste.

Pei Jun looked at the other side without any response for a long time, thinking that he was completely disgusted again and was depressed there, but if he knew that they were looking at him like that, he probably just wanted to hit him head-on to death.

Cosmic Invincible Girl: Uncle Smelly Face, you are wearing heightened insoles! 【despise】

Pei Jun frowned, leaned his face closer to the screen, and read it word by word again, making sure that he read it correctly. The other party did say that he was wearing insoles. What... what does this mean?

Uncle Smelly Face: No!

Cosmic Invincible Girl: Lie!dishonest! 【Contempt】*(n+1)

Looking at the domineering picture of contempt, Pei Jun suddenly felt messy, what is this and what is it.

Uncle Smelly Face: I really didn't! !

He still wanted to explain, but the other party's profile picture was also grayed out.

Pei Jun was a little annoyed and threw the notebook out directly. He, who was always calm, felt as if he wanted to grab his hair.

No matter where he goes, he is not welcomed! !

Depend on! ! ! !

Can't sleep anymore, can't sleep anymore, it's the first time that Pei Jun suffers from insomnia because of being rejected by others.

The next day, the two little ghosts sneaked out while Ye Anning was not at home. The people sent by Pei Jun had already rented a taxi. Seeing them coming out, they drove over. The two little ghosts were waving at the side of the road To start, he stopped the car, watched the two little guys twist into the car, and then reported the location.

He arrived at the designated place according to the instructions. When the two little guys put the money into his hands and added a sentence of "don't look for it", the driver was also a little messy.

Pei Jun had been waiting there a long time ago. Thinking about his behavior, he suddenly felt a little ridiculous. Did he bend his knees to please the two brats?

In fact, he didn't know why this happened, maybe because he was her child, so he instinctively wanted to get close. Obviously, those two little guys were full of hostility towards him, and he wanted to resolve this hostility.

Seeing the taxi parked at the door, Fanfan got out of the car first, then stretched out his hand to lead Yiyi out, and the two delicate babies walked in hand in hand.

This is a dessert shop. Pei Jun thinks that when he matures, he is still a child. Children will like these things. Sure enough, when Yiyi walked in and looked at the pictures of desserts on the wall, her eyes lit up and her saliva would flow out instantly. up.

Fanfan kicked her in disgust, "Put your drool away and behave yourself."

"I know! I hate it, you're drooling!" Yiyi stared at him unconvinced, although she said so, her eyes were aimed at the ice cream cakes on the counter.

Looking at the two little guys approaching in a rather imposing manner, Pei Jun's brows and eyes softened. The little Yiyi carved in pink and jade was actually very similar to Ye Anning.

Fanfan helped Yiyi remove the chair in a gentlemanly manner, and then sat on it.

Beckon the waiter over and ask them what they want to eat and drink.

Fanfan said indifferently, "No need, I don't have anything to drink here."

The waiter smiled very kindly, and was very patient with such a cute baby, "Little brother, our store has a complete range of drinks, as long as you order them, our master here can make them."

Fanfan looked up at her innocently for a while, then said, "Then give me a glass of blood."

"Ah...ah?" The waiter was stunned for a few seconds and asked uncertainly, "What do you want to drink?"

"Blood, do you have any?"

The waiter suddenly became confused, and wanted to laugh and say that the kid was too funny, but seeing Fanfan's serious face, she suddenly couldn't laugh.

"No, no."

Pei Jun also frowned, looked at the somewhat cramped waiter, and asked for her, "What do you two want to eat? Yiyi, the ice cream here is the most famous in City A, try it?"

"h..." The good word was already on her lips, Fanfan who was sitting next to her coughed lowly, she immediately raised her head and said disdainfully, "Junk food, don't eat it!"

The waiter suddenly sweated, where did these two little magic stars come from.

Pei Jun curled his lips and waved his hand, telling her to back down. It seems that they came prepared.

Fanfan directly took out a bottle from his bag, and as soon as he opened it, a strange fishy smell wafted over.

He took the empty cup on the table and poured out the "drink". It turned out to be bright red, and with that taste...

Pei Jun's eyebrows twitched almost invisible, blood!

Fanfan glanced at him indifferently, took a big gulp of the quilt, his eyes lit up immediately, and he sighed with satisfaction, "Ah!! So fresh!!"

The previous waiter had been observing the situation here. When she heard Fanfan's words, the hairs all over her body stood on end, and she clutched her lips and retched.

"Would you like to have a drink too?" Fanfan's brows and eyes were full of hidden pride, seeing the man's frown, what he was thinking in his heart was, let's see if it scares you this time!

But Fanfan is a child after all, his petite Pei Jun, not to mention that Pei Jun has already guessed his intentions from his series of expressions, even if he knows that there is really blood in it, so what, such a little boy He can drink it, so what can he not do.

He handed over his own cup, and hooked the corner of his mouth, "Okay."

Now it was Fanfan and Yiyi's turn to be dumbfounded, Fanfan still poured him a glass, maybe he was just bluffing, and dared to drink it differently.

Looking at the bright red "drink" in front of him, Pei Jun took it and drank it without any hesitation.

Um! !So fresh...tomato juice! !

He knew that these two little guys were playing tricks, and the fishy smell should come from the interlayer of his cup.

Since they wanted to play, then he cooperated with them. After drinking a glass, he wiped his mouth and said, "It's delicious, let's have another glass!"

Fanfan felt a little embarrassed, snorted coldly, threw the cup into the small backpack, and gave him two words, "boring!"

"What do you want to talk to me about? Just tell me what you have to say. I admit that I made the pig head photos and the grimace stickers. What do you want?"

Pei Jun couldn't help raising his eyebrows. This momentum really looks like a negotiation posture.

"These things... Posting pictures should be counted as a crime of intimidation, and hacking into the company's computer system should be counted as a crime of stealing business secrets. Well, these two crimes are not small." Pei Jun said while carefully observing the two people on the opposite side. A little guy, when he saw the terrified expressions on their faces, he suddenly changed the topic, "But, you two are underage, so you can't be sentenced."

Yes, they are underage!

They are protected by law.

The two little guys relaxed again, and Pei Jun changed the topic again, "However, since you can't be sanctioned, you can only be handed over to the public security department and let them contact your parents. Children are too young to be punished, but adults Ineffective supervision should be severely punished.”

Pei Jun's eyebrows and eyes were full of seriousness, Yiyi was not scared at first, seeing the cruel and cruel expression on his face, tears flowed out all of a sudden, "Don't catch me, Mama, wow..."

When Yiyi cried like this, Fanfan was no longer calm, and coaxed without confidence, "Ye Yunyi, stop crying!!"

But the little guy was obviously frightened, as if he made a mistake at school and the teacher wanted to invite the parents, he was flustered.

Seeing the big teardrops on Yiyi's face, Pei Jun's heart seemed to be tightly grasped by big hands, and he immediately blamed himself. It seemed that his medicine was too heavy. No matter how smart they were, they were still young. child.

Somewhat awkwardly, he stretched out his hand and hugged Yiyi who was opposite him and put him on his lap. Pei Jun's heart suddenly softened even more because of her fleshy and milky body.

"Don't cry, don't cry." Pei Jun wiped her tears awkwardly. The little guy's eyes and nose were red from crying, and his pitiful appearance was exactly the same as that of a certain woman. It turned out that every time Ye Anning When crying, his eyes and nose also turned red, and every time his heart hurts so much that it is about to break.

Reach out to greet the waiter, and serve the signature ice cream here as quickly as possible.

He has never coaxed children, and his only experience is watching Yin Yifeng serve his family's little ancestor, so he can only follow suit.

But Yiyi didn't like this, pointed at him and said, "You are a bad silver! I want to tell my papa, let's see how my papa will deal with you!"

"Uh..." Pei Jun felt a little uncomfortable. Is her papa, Nangong Ming?

By the way, why did the little guy call her Ye Yunyi just now? Is her surname Ye?Why isn't her surname Nangong?

Let go of this question first, but he feels very uncomfortable now, and if something goes wrong, he will look for his daddy. I think their relationship between father and daughter should be very good.

"If your father comes, he will go to receive education with your mother!"

There is another one behind!