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Chapter 241 The reason why I can’t cultivate is that I’m not handsome enough

Ao Ningshuang had no preparation before the game.

Before her daughter gets married, her mother will tell her some things to pay attention to.

Ao Tianlong himself is an old virgin, so it is impossible for him to teach Ao Ningshuang. As a result, apart from the "differences between men and women" and the most basic knowledge of female physiology, Ao Ningshuang has no idea what to do in the bridal chamber.

But her personality destined her to be unwilling to be manipulated after lying in bed. She is a typical dishonest person who doesn't even realize it.

It’s also fun to play with rookies. If the combat power is divided, 5 Aoningshuangs are probably equivalent to 1 Bai Rourou.

Ren Tingting is not included in this list because her special bonus is truly a gift from nature. The physical attack she causes to Tan Wenjie is not strong, but the psychological satisfaction she brings is so strong that it is irreplaceable. This is a rare physique.

"No, I won't try! I'm a rookie!"

Tan Wenjie got up and put on his clothes.

Although he is not a scumbag, his behavior is similar sometimes.

Now his mind is full of doing business.

"Husband, are you going to Sister Tingting's place?" Ao Ningshuang asked.

Although she had no feelings for Tan Wenjie for the time being, she felt uncomfortable having to give her husband to someone else, which was different from what she had thought before getting married.

At first she thought that if she listened to her father and married Tan Wenjie, Tan Wenjie would have many wives and she would be very free and could practice martial arts whenever she wanted.

But after the wedding night, she regretted it.

"I'm going to practice."

"Practice?" Ao Ningshuang opened her eyes wide, "I'll go too!"

late at night.

In addition to the ticking sound of the clock in the guest room, there was also the sound of Liao Zhen tossing and turning as he couldn't sleep.

I want to ask for clarification of the doubts in my heart, but I don't dare.

While he was daydreaming, Liao Zhen heard someone practicing boxing in the yard next door. Curious, he got up and ran to the wall, jumped up, grabbed the top of the wall and climbed up with all his strength.

"It's Master Tan!"

I didn't expect that Mr. Tan actually knows martial arts.

Ao Ningshuang, who had put on her clothes and followed Tan Wenjie to this yard, was still very confused. They had agreed to practice martial arts, but Tan Wenjie had not made any big moves.

He wanted to ask, but before he could, he saw lightning suddenly bursting from Tan Wenjie's body.

"It's the legendary Lightning Thunder Fist!" Ao Ningshuang was surprised.

Tan Wenjie:?

It was definitely an accident that he brought Ao Ningshuang here.

Ao Ningshuang continued, "It is said that there are people in the spiritual world who can practice thunder magic, but only one branch of the Maoshan Sect can control thunder and lightning!"

At this moment, Tan Wenjie dared to swear to the lightning wrapped around his body that he really did not prepare the words in advance.

This strong feeling of spoken advertising, won’t be exposed?

He took the time to quickly glance at Liao Zhen on the next wall.

Everyone has a different starting point. He must find someone to cultivate immortality, so why can't he find himself? Today he specially prepared to show himself in front of Liao Zhen. He is very busy.

After all, not everyone can get up from the land of gentleness and do serious work. Only Mr. Tan has a firm determination to be a Taoist.

Liao Zhen suddenly realized what was going on and couldn't help but blurt out, "So that's how it is, so amazing!"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Wang Po's behavior of selling melons was not only not suspected, but Liao Zhen believed it without a doubt.

"who is it!"

Ao Ningshuang has very sharp ears.

"Don't do it, fairy! Fairy! Don't do it!"

Liao Zhen was unwilling to miss the opportunity to learn the magic arts, so he shouted hurriedly.

If an ordinary person climbed over the wall to peek at a couple's night conversation, he would have run away with his head in his hands. But Liao Zhen is not an ordinary person. His brain would short-circuit when he encounters anything related to cultivating immortals.

He climbed over the wall with great effort, lay down on the ground and kowtowed.

"Please accept me as your disciple! Teach me the magic!"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Ao Ningshuang: "Husband, is there something wrong with him?"

She pointed to her head.

"Although I can exorcise gods and ghosts, capture thunder and lightning, and know all kinds of magic to subdue demons, and I am born with great strength and handsome, and I am a rare genius in cultivation, but Mr. Liao, I will not accept you as my apprentice."

Ao Ningshuang nodded sincerely: "Yes, do you know who my husband is? He can kill the Red Robe Fire Ghost, destroy Shi Jian, and kill the Ghost King at will, so how could he accept an ordinary boy like you as his apprentice."

The supporting role is very good.

Tan Wenjie felt very satisfied.

So this is what it feels like to have a little follower who helps you sign up for numbers. I love it so much.

He felt that he was always a little short of being a true ghost catcher, and now the existence of Ao Ningshuang made up for his shortcomings. A master would never introduce himself by his name.

I’ve decided to bring Ao Ningshuang with me whenever I go out from now on.

Liao Zhen said sincerely: "Please accept me as your disciple. I only want to cultivate immortality in this life, and don't want anything else." "Don't even think about it. You're not handsome enough. Our sect has very high requirements for appearance. Those with lower appearance than me cannot join. So until today, I am the only one in our sect."

"Ah?" Liao Zhen touched his face.

I didn't expect that it was this face that stopped me from seeking immortality. But when I thought that the immortals were all handsome and cool, and came riding the wind, it seemed very reasonable.

How can an ugly person become a god? Ugly people are all monsters.

"what should I do?"

Seeing that the time was right, Tan Wenjie decided to relent and not really let him go.

"Although your appearance is not up to standard, you can come to Zixia Temple where I am the deputy head to practice. There are disciples there who have good talents but not up to standard in appearance."

"Thank you, Master!" Liao Zhen was about to kowtow again.

But he was stopped by Tan Wenjie.

The reason why Afang and Axing did not accept him as their disciple was because Tan Wenjie felt that he would be killed by them one day, so it would be better to let Zhang Susu, who had already died once, take care of it. As long as she could hold on, Zixia Temple would be able to develop again. But it was completely impossible for Liao Zhen to do so. What if he accepted a deity as his disciple and was bullied by others?

"Your father and I have a very good relationship, so you can just call me uncle."

"uncle!"

"Oh, I am destined to be an uncle."

The next day, when Mr. Liao woke up, he saw his son, who had cut off his braids, kneeling on the ground and serving tea to a little girl. He felt as if the sky had fallen.

He had always been afraid that his son would become an immortal, but after attending a wedding, his son actually skipped the tedious steps and became Tan Wenjie's disciple.

The situation is similar for the disciples of Zixia Temple, where he also serves as a disciple.

"Boss Tan, this is..."

"Boss Liao, come here, I'll explain it to you in detail."

When Tan Wenjie took Mr. Liao away, he gave Liao Zhen a look to let him rest assured.

The two of them were in a corner.

"Your son is obsessed with cultivating immortals. If he is pushed too far, he will definitely run away. It just so happens that I am the deputy head of Zixia Temple. You must have heard of head Zhang Susu. She is a real expert who can use corpses to revive the dead. Instead of letting him run around aimlessly, it is better to leave him with me."

Mr. Liao: "But, cultivating immortals..."

Is that a question of running far or near? That's about cultivating immortality. You won't have a wife or a son if you don't marry.

The family is going to be wiped out.

He is too old to have another child.

"You and I have business dealings. He can learn arithmetic and business from me. If I say that's cultivating the immortals, then it's cultivating the immortals. Besides, after he's been with me for a long time, I can help him find a wife. Will he refuse?"

"Boss Tan, great!" Mr. Liao bowed.

Tan Wenjie added: "And I have a secret medicine that can make you, Boss Liao, stronger."

Mr. Liao's eyes lit up.

If you can have another child, you can set the old one free.

"Besides, having a child is not a difficult problem." Tan Wenjie said, "There is a junior among my disciples who can give birth to a child."

Mr. Liao was persuaded: "Thank you, Boss Tan!"

"Boss Liao, tough!" Tan Wenjie gave a thumbs up.

Only Liao Zhen was in a daze. His father arranged for him to practice here temporarily. Then Liao hurried away with the secret medicine prepared by Tan Wenjie.

"What is my father going to do?"

"Him? Go back and find you a stepmother."

"Great!"

What a loving father and filial son.

You and your son, one of you gave birth to a son, and the other went to cultivate immortality, and both of you have a bright future.

However, the best and strongest person is still myself, who can marry a wife, have a son and practice Taoism at the same time.

After leaving Liao Zhen to Zhang Susu, Tan Wenjie began to busy himself with his own affairs.

With three wives who are unfamiliar with each other and have different tempers, Tan Wenjie can already imagine how lively the backyard will be.

Bai Rourou who likes to practice, Ao Ningshuang who likes to catch ghosts, and Ren Tingting who likes Tan Wenjie.

"Tingting, drink more soup, it's nutritious."

Tan Wenjie served soup to Ren Tingting, who blushed shyly and said "hmm".

"Xiaoshuang, eat some meat to replenish your energy."

There is no doubt that Ao Ningshuang does not have a mainland stomach. She likes to eat beef and mutton and drink cow, sheep and horse milk.

The rookie's cheeks also turned a little red. He didn't want to admit it but he still ate obediently and decided to avenge himself in the evening.

"Rou Rou, can I eat something else? My burps smell like seafood now."

Tan Wenjie looked at the oysters in his bowl, then looked at the smiling Bai Rourou. Everyone else was passively defending, only you were actively attacking.

Female competitive athlete Bai Rourou is warming up and is ready to go on stage.

(End of this chapter)