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Chapter 261: 8 vs 2, how can we lose?
Chapter 261 How to Lose Eight Against Two
"Is this a zombie? And this, is it a coffin?"
The doctor looked at the two things that Tan Wenjie "produced" out of thin air, and had no idea where he took out the two huge things from.
"It looks a bit disgusting." The doctor poked the zombie Uncle Dong, "How do you want to transform it?"
"To maximize combat effectiveness, just go one step further than we are now."
"Will it bite people? Will it suck blood?" The doctor was very interested. "I haven't studied vampire zombies yet."
"It can suck blood and bite people, but don't worry, it obeys my orders."
"Where is the coffin?" The doctor pushed open the coffin lid and found nothing inside.
"A thousand-year-old coffin spirit, a monster."
"monster?"
The Doctor circles around the zombies and the coffins.
He dared not even imagine what he could produce from the research materials, and even the doctor himself could not guarantee it.
"It will take me some time, but the coffin won't work. It's made of wood, and I can't transform it into flesh and blood or machinery. It doesn't have a brain, so I can't determine where the chip is placed."
You blame the science.
So it is reasonable to transform people or zombies into those that can be equipped with chips? I really want Leon to reason with you.
……
"Speaking of logic, how can a coffin turn into a robot?" Leon took a bite of the apple, "Don't embarrass the doctor, what he said is true."
Now Tan Wenjie is certain that the coffin spirit really cannot be transformed, and Lyon’s “golden mouth” has been opened.
In the afternoon, Tan Wenjie finally met Leon who had just returned from work at Chongguang Psychiatric Hospital.
"I go back to the asylum more often than you do."
"Do you like the living environment here? I'll recommend a bed to you. I'll give you a 7.5% discount if you know me, and I'll give you a three-piece bedding set. Recently, there's a promotion, and I'll give you a second-hand toothbrush that's only been used once."
"No, I know my bed."
"What did you ask me to do before?" Leon asked.
"I accidentally learned some spells to catch ghosts, and I want to selflessly share them with you."
“Selfless sharing?” Leon expressed doubt. “Is this true?”
Help me improve my skills and give me money?
"Then I'll just charge you 10 million US dollars as a symbol."
"So expensive? Why not just rob it?"
"How about the Lightning Thunder Fist I taught you last time?"
"It's very useful. Just chop at whoever you dislike."
Boom——Crack——!
A bolt of lightning struck from the sky, and a patient who was passing by had his hair turned into a mess, his face was blackened by the lightning, and white smoke came out of his mouth.
"He stole my milk last time. I've said before that people who steal milk will be struck by lightning, hahaha."
"I also know the art of walking, the wood stake technique, the purple cloud technique, the sword technique, the human-ghost fusion technique, the art of walking through walls, the art of drawing talismans to exorcise evil spirits, the art of being invulnerable to swords and guns, the art of the sky eye, the art of escaping underground, the paper man spy, the five thunder fire, and the five thunder palm." Tan Wenjie listed a paragraph, "13 kinds, are you interested?"
“1.3 million?” Leon’s eyes widened, and then he shook his head hurriedly, “No, unless I sell my house and stocks.”
Damn, can you really come up with 1.3 million US dollars?
"I mean the package price, 10 million US dollars."
“It’s not good to take advantage of you like this.” Leon said with a sudden sneer, with an expression that said I have completely seen through you, “At most 500 million, not a penny more.”
"I didn't expect you to see through me."
Tan Wenjie accepted the five million from Lyon with tears in his eyes. Originally, he thought it was not good to cheat a mentally ill person out of money, but when he saw the box that Lyon took out, he couldn't hold back.
"Shit, isn't this the box I gave to the Doctor?"
"Yes, I helped him get all the materials and equipment for his experiments. I have a wide network of contacts."
It turns out that Leon is the big capitalist. He worked so hard to go to Macau to make money, but all the money went into his pocket. No, it was the money given by the casino owner. He just promised the casino owner not to gamble in the future and be a good person.
You can get 10 million in cash by being a good person and not gambling.
The dirty money transaction phase ends and the sacred learning phase immediately begins.
Leon listened to Tan Wenjie explaining the skills one by one, thinking about something without saying anything.
At the same time, outside the Chongguang Mental Hospital.
A car is parked on the side of the road.
Inside the car, the atmosphere was tense.
"Are you sure he's in there?"
"He's right inside. He's been in there for quite some time and hasn't come out."
"Check the gear!"
There was a sudden sound of clicking in the car.
"Remember, our primary goal is to kill that man. You've all seen the photos. The man in the photo is mentally ill. Anyone who blocks our way should be shot dead."
"Yes!" The response was unanimous.
The car door opened and people in black clothes rushed out.
There were 4 people crammed into the 8-seater car, and two big men got out of the passenger seat.
As soon as they arrived at the door of the mental hospital, they encountered the first difficulty in entering.
"It's over. I've been discovered! The caregiver standing at the door saw me!"
"where?"
"That's the one with the big eyes."
"Should we just pull out our gun and kill him?"
"No, firing a gun might alert the target. It's better to move closer and assassinate him."
"Hulu--Hulu--"
"What's that sound? It sounds like someone is snoring."
The eight sneaky men fixed their eyes on the wide-eyed caregiver, and one of them hid a gun behind his back and approached quietly.
"Snoring——"
He turned his head and gestured, "He's asleep, don't worry."
Eight people sneaked into Chongguang Psychiatric Hospital one after another, and the process was easier than expected.
There are mentally ill people walking and chatting in the yard.
"Of course I'm not kidding. That house really is haunted. Anyone who lives there will be unlucky."
ghost?
The eight people sneered, saying that this place is a mental hospital and there is not a single normal person.
"We've found the target! But what are they two doing?" one person suddenly said.
"Wait! I found the box with the money, right next to them!" "Just rush in and kill the people, finish the job and leave. Why are you so curious?" The leader cursed and strode over.
8 people, 8 guns, fighting two people at close range, how can they lose?
Tan Wenjie and Leon put their heads together, as if they were looking at something.
The two suddenly started arguing.
"Sword control is a magic, not a martial art. Please don't change it casually, okay? I will rely on flying swords when I go out in the future."
"Controlling the sword with Qi is the highest realm of martial arts. Have you ever read new martial arts novels?"
"I am cultivating immortality."
"The unity of man and sword is the most brilliant sword technique. You don't know its value."
"It's boring. It's better to be struck by lightning."
Lyon suddenly turned around and waved to the eight people: "Don't you think it's stupid to fly in the sky on a sword? Why don't you use the flying machine made by Lyon?"
"Of course it's because your aircraft flies slowly, breaks down easily, and is ugly in appearance."
"Damn! It's much cooler than the flying sword!"
"Get started!" Tan Wenjie and Leon suddenly shouted at the same time.
It took the eight people until they realized that they had been deceived. The other party was talking nonsense to attract their attention and then wait for an opportunity to attack them.
Whoosh-!
"what?"
"Yo-yo!"
Tan Wenjie acted quickly.
"Moon landing catapult! Atomic bounce! Silver dragon from outer space!"
The yo-yo changed rapidly in his hands. His dazzling skills captured everyone's attention, and their heads swayed involuntarily with the yo-yo.
"Playing tricks!" He raised the gun and tried to point it at Tan Wenjie, but was hit on the wrist by a flying yo-yo.
Crack. The sound of bones breaking made his face change drastically.
"Ah!" scream.
Tan Wenjie shook his wrist lightly, and the yo-yo spun sideways in the air, and the rope quickly entangled the pistols of the other people.
Pull it!
All the guns flew out of their hands.
"on!"
The five men were left without weapons, and they very tacitly chose to rush towards Tan Wenjie with their fists.
Even a street fighter cannot defeat four with just two fists.
The yo-yo moved quickly among the five people like a snake, until one of them reached out and grabbed the yo-yo.
"Haha! Gotcha! Let's see what you can do without this!"
Then the smile froze.
He followed the yo-yo's string and saw four other hands tied to his own.
not good!
He turned to look at Tan Wenjie and met his smiling face.
"You like it? I'll give it to you!"
Tan Wenjie raised his foot and kicked the man's calf, then swung sideways and kicked him in the chest when he leaned forward.
The five of them fell together.
"Bang bang bang!" gunshots came from behind.
Lyon's situation was even more exaggerated than his own. He was standing still and shooting with the other three people.
The firepower of one person forced the other three to hide behind the table, not daring to show their heads, but Leon was hit by many bullets and sparks appeared on his body.
"He's not afraid of bullets!" came an exclamation from behind the table.
Leon said as a matter of course: "I have cured my appendicitis, so of course I am invulnerable."
The three men immediately pointed their guns at Tan Wenjie.
Complete your goal first.
boom!
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and grabbed it, then spread out his palm, and the yellow bullet was lying in his palm.
He flipped his hand and the bullet fell, bouncing on the floor.
"I'm not afraid of bullets either."
Before, you had to hold your breath if you wanted to be invulnerable, but now invulnerability is his passive skill. It is slightly worse than the active invulnerability for now, but after it is upgraded to the maximum level, the effect should not disappoint you.
How can you fight if you are not afraid of bullets?
One of them dropped his pistol and stepped out from behind the cover with his hands raised high: "I surrender!"
boom!
A bullet hit him right between the eyebrows, and the man fell to the ground with his eyes rolled back.
Tan Wenjie turned to look at Leon, and everyone else looked at Leon, everyone wanted an explanation.
“Sorry.” Leon apologized very halfheartedly. He even complained to the other party, “Why don’t you just stay where you are? My shooting skills are very poor and I can’t shoot at moving targets.”
The remaining few people who were about to move suddenly froze and did not move.
boom!
Another shot blew the man in the head while he was squatting. Before he died, he looked at Leon, his eyes seemed to be asking him why he didn't move at all.
"How can someone stay still when being pointed at by a gun?" Leon complained, "He must be thinking something bad. I have to strike first."
You can say both the positive and negative things.
"Run!" The others reacted and ran out after shouting.
You can't beat him. The mentally ill person is unreasonable. Just save your life and run away.
The people tied up by Tan Wenjie had already discovered that it was just an ordinary yo-yo. After they bit the ropes off with their mouths, they didn't care about their teeth being pulled out by the ropes and ran away.
Leon suddenly looked up and shouted, "Someone is trying to escape!"
A strong wind blew.
The nurses rushed out from somewhere, quickly locked onto the target and held down several people one by one, gave them sedatives, put them on stretchers, and provided one-stop service.
Everything happens in a blink of an eye.
After it was over, everything, including the bodies, were cleaned up.
"They are in trouble." Leon said, "There are many hermits in this mental hospital, and some of their methods may be cruel."
Tan Wenjie glanced at Leon and then thought of the doctor, and nodded in approval.
It would be fine if he died, at most he would be sent to the underworld by Leon using the toilet. But if he couldn't die and was transformed into a human-shaped toilet by the doctor, and his mouth was used as a toilet, that would be too miserable.
"Is it because I've been too handsome recently that many people are jealous of me and want to kill me to silence me?" Leon touched his face in confusion.
"It's because of me." Tan Wenjie despised the other party's blind self-confidence.
It was obvious that the casino owner who gave him the money wanted to kill him and take the money back. He had never made enemies with anyone in this world and had always been very gentle.
I will take revenge tomorrow!
Revenge will have to be put off until tomorrow, because he wants Leon to improve his skills today, and Leon has to go out to catch ghosts tomorrow, so there is no time to waste.
(End of this chapter)
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