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Chapter 27 Her eyes are like shining stars
Tan Wenjie always puts stability first when doing things, and the safest way, of course, is to prevent the zombies from jumping out.

It would be fine if the zombies came out of the coffin and only killed Ren Fa. You can also marry Ting Ting and take over the Ren family's property, and then kill the zombies transformed by Ren Fa and his son to gain experience, killing two birds with one stone.

But what if the zombies kill Tingting as well, and then massacre the whole village... No matter how big the crisis is, Uncle Jiu can resolve it in the end. However, following Uncle Jiu may not guarantee your survival. He can only guarantee that he will conquer the demons in the end.

Refer to Mr. Ren in "Mr. Vampire", he is still dead.

As the saying goes, the best defense is offense. The most "stable" way is not to defend and wait for the enemy to attack, but to take action before the enemy does.

Once all the enemies are killed, there will be no danger.

When they arrived at the funeral home, Tan Wenjie saw Qiu Sheng and Wencai using a plumb line to draw the coffin.

"Boss Tan, you're here!" Qiu Sheng and Wencai both had a good impression of Tan Wenjie, who was generous and spoke nicely.

"The elders all call me Wenjie, you can call me Brother Jie."

They saw the food box that Tan Wenjie brought, and it smelled delicious.

The two looked at each other and said in unison: "Brother Jie!"

If they could eat delicacies every day, it would be totally worthwhile to call him Brother Jie. They were just hungry.

"What are you doing?" asked Tan Wenjie.

"Mr. Ren's coffin has been in the ground for 20 years and has not rotted yet. It will turn into a zombie." Wencai pointed at the coffin and said, "Master asked us to use a plumb line to mark the coffin to prevent the zombie from jumping out at night."

The two of them didn't care about the zombies. Their uncle always drove a group of zombies jumping around. Those creatures looked dull and stupid with yellow talismans stuck on their heads. There was nothing to be afraid of, so they just treated it as an unimportant job.

With Uncle Jiu's indulgence, nothing important ever occurred to them. After all, their master would always be there to support them even if the sky fell.

"Has the bottom of the coffin bounced?" asked Tan Wenjie.

"Oh, I almost forgot!" the two reacted.

After the two of them finished, Tan Wenjie checked again with his hands behind his back to make sure nothing was missed.

"Brother Jie, do you have roast goose?" Wencai had already approached the food box.

"Crispy roast goose, braised pigeon, we have everything you want to eat." Tan Wenjie said casually. Eating is the cheapest thing and delicious food doesn't cost much.

Qiu Sheng, who was about to rush home, also stopped. He was not in a hurry to leave. It was worth walking at night for the delicious food.

When Uncle Jiu came over to check after finishing his work, he saw Tan Wenjie, who had brought a table full of delicious food, and his smile became even wider.

Tan Wenjie didn't talk about zombies either. It was useless to talk about this with Uncle Jiu. He had to find Ren Fa.

The topic of conversation at the dinner table was opera. The three masters and apprentices were all opera fans. In that era, there were relatively few entertainment activities, and the only things they could do were listening to and singing opera.

After dinner, Tan Wenjie said hello and rode away on his bike.

"Master, what is Brother Jie going to do?" Wencai still held a goose leg in his mouth, "It doesn't look like that's the way back to town."

Uncle Jiu has already noticed: "Why bother with so much! Watch over the coffin tonight to prevent any problems, okay? Qiu Sheng happens to be staying too..."

"Hehe, Master, I'm leaving first." Qiu Sheng had his fill and was ready to run away, but he didn't expect to find a nail punctured the tire of his rickshaw just as he was about to push it.

Qiu Sheng made a bitter face: "When did you get the tattoo?"

Wencai chuckled: "That's good, stay and keep watch with me."

……

Outside Renjia Town, Tan Wenjie lit a stick of incense, fanned it with his hands and then stuck it on the car.

Smoke filled the air.

A handsome man riding a bicycle passing by late at night.

Whether you are a vixen or a beautiful female ghost, you are in luck.

"What's missing? Yes, background music."

Tan Wenjie thought about it and cleared his throat:
"The bright moon shines, the wind blows through the willow alleys
It's a female ghost looking for Ai Lang
Who is willing to love the gruesome ghost bride? Accompanying the female ghost to secretly worship the moonlight late at night
......"

Moon stars are rare.

Tan Wenjie rode his bike across the quiet path. Along the way, he didn't see a single ghost, let alone a ghost hair. He began to doubt his own "fishing enforcement" behavior.

With Uncle Jiu nearby and Mr. Qian having all kinds of props, when would he take the initiative to take action? Even if Xiaoyu doesn't come, Dayu will do.

"What is he doing?"

Just as Tan Wenjie was carrying out the "night walk" activity, a red sedan chair carried by four paper people landed on the side of the road. The curtain was lifted, revealing a pretty face, looking at Tan Wenjie curiously.

Dong Xiaoyu died at a young age. Today, someone lit a stick of incense for her when he went up the mountain. She decided to repay the other person for his kindness.

But the handsome man named Qiu Sheng never appeared again after he left, leaving her waiting for a long time.

He dared not show up during the day, and could not see the other party at night. Just when he was lamenting that they were not destined to be together, suddenly he smelled a fragrant smell. It was someone walking on the night road burning incense to ask ghosts and gods to let him pass.

He is a person who knows the rules, and there is no smell of saliva in his fragrance.

Looking at the man again, he was even more handsome than Qiu Sheng, and she immediately developed a liking for him.

Listening to the song sung by the other person again, Xiaoyu felt that it was herself who was being sung.

"The bright moon shines, and the wronged ghosts wander in the wind
The night is deeper, the fog is colder
Wandering souls walk the lonely road
Looking for a substitute, the cold wind blows the moonlight
Her vision Her vision
It's like the stars are shining
See See See See See
Panic"

Xiaoyu looked at the other person quietly, but saw that he was riding his bike back and forth on the road.

Is it possible that a ghost has covered my eyes?
She turned her head and looked around. After consuming the incense, the little ghosts dispersed in a very obedient manner and no one took any action without permission.

Everyone will get a taste of the good stuff and will be very obedient and open the door to convenience.

If people don't provoke ghosts, ghosts generally don't dare to provoke people.

Xiaoyu decided to stare for a while to see what the other party was going to do.

There can't be something wrong with my brain.

……

"Not here yet?" Tan Wenjie was confused.

Before he took action, he asked in which direction Qiu Sheng's family lived, and also confirmed the road from Renjia Town to the next town. It can be said that there is absolutely no problem with the road.

If you don't encounter the female ghost on this road, you will definitely not encounter her if you take any other road.

I am more handsome than Qiu Sheng, there is no reason why the female ghost would float over and sit in Qiu Sheng's back seat instead of my own.

In order to ensure that Qiu Sheng would appear later, Tan Wenjie even used nails to puncture Qiu Sheng's tires, which could be considered as saving his life. Sleeping less with the female ghost could at least help him live a few more years.

It is sheer nonsense to say that the female ghost only values ​​Qiu Sheng because of the favor of burning incense.

Wencai also went around burning incense with Qiu Sheng, so why didn't other female ghosts look for Wencai?

love at first sight?
wrong!
It's because of lust at first sight.

Whether it was the female ghost or Qiu Sheng, they were both attracted by beauty.

But the female ghost didn't even like him, which made Tan Wenjie suspect that there was something wrong with her aesthetic taste.

I remember that when Xiaoyu revealed her true form, half of her face was rotten and her eyeballs were bulging, which means that she may have had eye disease before her death.

Case solved.

"Forget it, let's go back and have a rest." Tan Wenjie was in low spirits. He was wearing new clothes and had some money on him, but he hadn't been unlucky enough to encounter a ghost.

It's not unlucky to find anyone unlucky, but I am the one who is really unlucky.

(End of this chapter)