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Chapter 392: Living off others is not a problem
"Master, your lion dance is really amazing!"

“It seems alive.”

In the courtyard of the Tan residence, a man was carrying a lion head and dancing with several people standing beside him.

Amid the sounds of drums and gongs, the big red lion opens its eyes, washes its beard, licks its body, and shakes its fur, appearing vividly alive.

As he moved swiftly and agilely, he seemed to have really turned into a lion, sometimes cute and naive, sometimes majestic and domineering.

After the song, Tan Wenjie took off the lion head.

Ren Tingting, who was feeling distressed, came over to wipe the sweat off his face. To outsiders, his movements looked intense, but in fact, Tan Wenjie didn't sweat at all.

Ao Ningshuang stared at the lion head, eager to try.

"Why did you want to learn lion dance, Master?"

"If you want to learn, then learn."

Others have learning costs, but Tan Wenjie does not need to care about those. He has excellent physical fitness, and the movements that others have to study hard and take great risks to perform are very simple for him.

There are just some details that need to be polished.

It just so happened that during the Chinese New Year, he spent money to keep the lion dance, dragon dance, shadow puppet and other craftsmen in Tanjia Town. Since he didn't need them during normal times during the Chinese New Year or other festivals, it would be better for them to teach him lion dance.

The ones standing around just now were the lion dancers.

"Are you happy learning?" Ao Ningshuang leaned over and asked.

Tan Wenjie reached out and pinched her cheek, then nodded.

He had been naked for a long time, so how could he not be happy when he finally bought a pair of pants?

Lion dancing is considered as equipment, it can be considered as a headdress, or it can be considered as a top, pants, etc., which solved his urgent problem of having no pants to wear and feeling sloppy.

The same goes for chariot wheels, which can be used for fighting. There are always not enough weapon slots, so they cannot be placed on the chariot wheels. They cannot be considered rings or necklaces, so they can barely be placed on the feet.

It's okay to put it on the waist and turn it around when he's free, but how can he let others see it without paying? He will never suffer any loss.

It just so happened that the carp cloth shoes were only for the right foot, so they could barely make a pair that looked weird.

Headdress: Merit Wheel
Top: Qimen Feijia

Belt: Dragon Tiger Skirt
Pants: Lion Dance

Shoes: Chariot wheels, carp shoes

Necklace: Bone Necklace

The lion dance is his first piece of equipment with the "blood-sucking" effect, and it is very useful.

The temporary secret realm entrance ticket I used last time only means a few days away from entering the next world.

I just watched "School Tomb", the level is too low, I can't get interested.

It would be fine if a high-level secret realm could be refreshed, but if not, you can only make do with what you have.

morning.

Tan Wenjie raised his hand and moved away Ao Ningshuang's arm that was hanging around his neck, and moved away the white legs that were pressing on his stomach.

"Hmm~, are you up so early?"

He didn't move much, but Ao Ningshuang was a light sleeper and opened his sleepy eyes.

Tan Wenjie pecked her on the cheek.

"I'll go to the back hill to have a look."

Qiu Chu'nan, who has turned into a little kid, is still refining pills, and Bai Min'er and Cai Yi are also refining flying swords. I have to go and take a look.

Ao Ningshuang called the maid to help Tan Wenjie put on his clothes.

It is easy to go from frugality to luxury. She had lived with her father outside the Great Wall for 18 years, and after coming back and living with Tan Wenjie for a few months, she had already learned how to live a life of luxury.

Of course the worst thing is playing mahjong, which gives Tan Wenjie a headache. It’s not that he feels sorry for the money, but he just feels that he is developing towards Tang Bohu’s life after marriage.

I just hope Caiyi and Bai Miner can concentrate on cultivating immortality and never sit at the poker table.

"Master, what does it mean when you throw a gold coin into your shoes?" Ao Ningshuang poked his head out and asked curiously.

"This one." Tan Wenjie picked up the shoes, "It's called Pan Xie Cheng Long."

After saying this, he left, leaving Ao Ningshuang wondering:
"Won't it hurt your feet?"

When leaving the Tan Mansion, many people on the road took the initiative to say hello.

It was not long after the Chinese New Year, and if Tan Wenjie had not returned after the Chinese New Year, he would have felt a little dazed.

Even now, he could not quite remember the details of what happened a year ago, at least he could not remember what he had eaten in the morning.

He had only walked a few steps when he ran into Qiu Chu'nan. The old guy had turned into a little brat, and was actually taking advantage of others on the street, making his young wife blush and drive him away.

Tan Wenjie walked over, grabbed his collar and lifted him up.

"Friend Tan, please put me down!"

"Fellow Daoist Qiu, didn't you say you wanted to make an elixir to return to the age of 18? Why are you harassing women on the street again?"

"Fellow Daoist Tan!"

Qiu Chu Nan said righteously, "I'm already like this, the most I can do is kiss, hug and touch, what else can I do?"

His face suddenly fell, "Rejuvenation is a blessing, not a poison. There is no elixir that can turn it back."

"How about I find you a wet nurse?"

"I keep my word!" Qiu Chu'nan's prematurely aged face lit up with joy.

"Of course. There is a wet nurse in our town who is over 40 years old. She is an old mother, but she is very good at breastfeeding. All the children who grew up drinking her milk are strong and healthy."

"No, no, no, I still can't."

"You just urged me to keep my word."

"I remembered that I still have a furnace of pills that I haven't finished refining."

At Qiu Chu'nan's strong invitation, Tan Wenjie went up the mountain with him.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Deng Tianguang crying loudly.

"My child, my child!"

"Wake up!" Qiu Chu'nan's face turned black.

"My child!" Deng Tianguang opened his eyes and saw Qiu Chu'nan. He rushed over and hugged him, crying and telling him about his longing for him.

It was not until he saw Tan Wenjie, who was watching the show nearby, that he suddenly turned his head to look at the child in his arms.

"Teacher, master?"

"I'm going to kill you, my Dan!"

Deng Tianguang took the initiative and pressed Qiu Chu'nan's forehead with one hand, so that no matter how hard he punched or kicked, he couldn't hurt himself at all.

"Hahahaha!" Deng Tianguang laughed triumphantly.

"Crack!" A punch hit the little head, and Deng Tianguang's laughter turned into tears.

The most taboo thing when refining the elixir is to speak, and one must also resist the erosion of illusions.

Tan Wenjie glanced at the alchemy furnace and found that it was indeed broken.

Looking at Deng Tianguang again, this one is also useless.

Turning around, he sniffed slightly.

He felt an uncomfortable smell in the air, and suddenly he became restless. Looking back at Qiu Chu'nan and Deng Tianguang, he immediately realized that his restlessness was not groundless.

Feeling a little uneasy, when he found Caiyi and Bai Miner, they were staring at each other like fighting cocks, breathing heavily, with their chests heaving.

"You two..."

"It's all because of you!" X2
The day finally came, and the elder sister-in-law and the younger sister-in-law fought over me.

Tan Wenjie loves to watch fun, but he doesn't like to watch all fun. If he has a choice, he would rather watch sows line up to jump into the river.

With a light reach, he grabbed Bai Min'er's wrist and then buckled her arms behind her back.

Taking this opportunity, Caiyi turned around and ran away. In an instant, Tan Wenjie saw the fire mark on her forehead.

I'm going to become the Seven-Star Witch again.

"Her Buddhist beads are still on her wrist." Bai Min'er regained consciousness after being caught and urged, "Go after her quickly."

Tan Wenjie's mind was in a mess, but his steps were not slow.

However, when she caught up with him, she saw the Seven-Star Witch sitting in the teahouse of Fei Bao's father-in-law and enjoying a feast. Next to her stood Xiao Zhu, who looked at a loss, and a fat man with a pig head and panda eyes who was suspected to be from Sichuan.

Xiaozhu quickly greeted.

"Master~" The fat man who was pretending to be a panda on the ground took the initiative to greet him.

"Who are you?" Tan Wenjie looked inquiringly.

"I'm Fatty."

"You are much more handsome than before."

Tan Wenjie sat down and said to Xiaozhu, "Please ask all the diners to leave and go to other teahouses. I'll treat you."

"Yes." Xiaozhu nodded quickly.

Upon hearing that Mr. Tan was inviting them to dinner, the rest of the people immediately walked out. Regardless of whether they needed food or not, they all wanted to thank Mr. Tan.

The Seven-Star Witch was still eating, with the relic beads still on her wrist and a fire mark clearly visible between her eyebrows.

"Eat slowly. If it's not enough, there's more." Tan Wenjie raised his chopsticks to pick up some food for her.

Caiyi was abducted from the demon world by Xie Ji since she was born, and later kidnapped by Baimei Nun Tai. She has been wearing relic Buddhist beads since she was a child.

The evil energy of the Seven-Star Witch has been suppressed and has never appeared.

Although she is a demon, she has never killed anyone.

But he certainly wouldn't feel pity for the other party. Cai Yi was so cute, and the Seven-Star Witch was so murderous.

Perhaps the previous attempts had made her understand the difference between herself and Tan Wenjie. Although the Seven-Star Witch was full of demonic energy, she did not take any other action.

"Fei Bao, give me some more food!"

"coming!"

There is only one panda serving as a waiter.

After half an hour of eating, she finally stopped and said, "I am also Caiyi."

The fire mark between her eyebrows disappeared, the Seven-Star Witch blinked, and the demonic energy on her body disappeared along with the fire mark.

"I feel so full." Caiyi covered her stomach.

She remembered what happened before and suddenly felt a little embarrassed. After all, “she” had eaten too much just now.

"Rest for a while first. Don't move around if you're full."

"Ah."

"Nowadays……"

"It was an accident." Tan Wenjie looked at the Buddhist relic beads on Caiyi's wrist and made a conclusion in advance.

Even Arhat couldn't suppress the Seven-Star Witch. It seemed that when she turned 18, it was urgent to get rid of the evil spirit in her body in the bridal chamber.

It has nothing to do with his lust, it's all for the sake of saving people.

Sure enough, saving people makes people happy, and even creates a sense of anticipation, making him eager to go out and save people immediately.

I am a born righteous person and a born good person.

After what happened today, there was no time to think about refining the flying sword. Tan Wenjie simply stayed on the mountain for a day and stayed by Caiyi's side, allowing the Seven-Star Witch to move freely. It was likely that no one except himself could stop her within a hundred miles.

"Ask the Buddha some other day."

He used to think it was a coincidence, but now he suddenly feels that the coincidence is too coincidental. He would definitely not mind if the organization gave him a wife, but it would be a bit too much if they gave him nothing.

I am carrying an extra pair of legs for the organization. It would be fine if it was just a romantic relationship between two of us, but if it involves the mission, we will have to settle the accounts.

Spell Mountain.

Tan Wenjie burns incense respectfully.

He stood up only after he had respectfully offered incense to the Bodhisattva, Lord Guan, Marshal Zhao, Zhong Kui, Zhou Cang, Lord Tiger and others.

"What are you doing?" Caiyi asked curiously.

"You don't understand this. The end of cultivating immortals is the establishment. Of course, we have to establish good relationships in advance."

Caiyi was confused and didn't understand.

Bai Min'er, who was standing by, understood what was said.

The free-spirited immortal seems to be free and happy, but in fact he is weak and powerless.

Just like the criminals like the Evil Queen in the Demon Realm, if you are entangled by them and there is no one above you, you will definitely suffer.

But becoming an immortal and being granted a godly position is not necessarily a good thing. Even after achieving immortality, one must continue to work. For example, the Kitchen God goes to heaven busily every year. One day in heaven is one year on earth, which means he has to sign in and punch in every day.

hard.

There is also the God of Literature, who has to reincarnate into the mortal world whenever he has time, and on average he has to go down to the grassroots level once every three to five months.

Of course, the worst off are the second uncle and others who have found themselves in the underworld as grassroots workers, with no days off and a huge workload. They barely escape the cycle of reincarnation, but because of their ghost bodies, they are sometimes obstructed from doing their work by wizards who can cast spells.

My second uncle did a lot of similar things when he was alive, and he played the little ghost officers in the palm of his hand.

Not only will you be beaten and scolded without any vacation time, but even if you are really beaten to death, there is a high probability that no one will care.

If you don't do the job, there are plenty of other people who will do it. We simply can't keep up with the staff. When one batch dies, we can immediately recruit another batch.

Therefore, Tan Wenjie's ultimate goal is not to escape from the cycle of reincarnation and become a helpless little god, nor is it to get an official position in heaven and work diligently and punch in every day, but to do both well.

He wants financial freedom, and he also wants to pass the civil service exam.

But after thinking about it, he found that the most suitable person in the Tan family to take the civil service exam was Caiyi.

Although Caiyi is the daughter of the Demon Lord of the Demon Realm, theoretically she cannot pass the civil service exam because she cannot pass the political review. However, there is a saying that goes "lay down the butcher knife and become a Buddha instantly." This is the highest level of recruitment, with high pay and good benefits, and it is usually directly hired by the boss, so the future is guaranteed.

Buddhism is never short of demons who have been cleansed and come ashore, for example, Garuda likes to kill people, and later he transformed himself into the guardian king.

The Yaksha King who loved to eat human practitioners transformed into the Bodhisattva of the Kālacakra.

The Yaksha demon who loves killing transforms into the guardian Vajra.

Wang Lingguan, the guardian deity of Taoism, was once an evil god who liked to eat young boys and girls.

From this point of view, the future of my wife-to-be is bright.

It's not wrong to be a gigolo.

(End of this chapter)