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Chapter 441: Transformation into a Dragon

After returning to his residence, Tan Wenjie called his girlfriends one after another and said that he had very important work to do and could not go on dates for the time being.

Then he began to look through the almanac.

"So many good days? One after another."

You can also let the wheels eat some magical tools to upgrade them.

Three days passed in a flash. During these three days, he avoided all women and even gave the cool magazines to Cheng Sheng. He was aloof from desires and locked himself up to raise chickens and fish every day.

In the warehouse, there were dozens of magical instruments of all types in front of Tan Wenjie, and he was not sure what the wheel would become in the end.

Pick up your watch and check the time.

The time has come, let’s get started!
Amid the roaring sound of buzzing chainsaws, a destructive battle of devouring magical weapons unfolds.

[Get the "Speed ​​Up" feature]

[Gain the "Demon Subjugation" feature]

[Obtain the "Protector" feature]

【get……】

There were successes and failures. When the wheel stopped rotating and appeared in front of Tan Wenjie, its appearance was bloated, more than twice its size, and iron chains were tied to various miscellaneous magical instruments.

It's like a one-wheeled demon-killing tank.

There are six gun muzzles that can be used to launch attacks. In addition to its own "flame", it also has magic properties such as water, wind, thunder, gold, earth and wood.

In addition, the rarity has also been increased.

"If I get a few hundred more magical instruments, I can definitely raise its rarity to red."

Since he had nothing to do, he developed a stamp collecting habit.

No one can refuse the highest rarity equipment.

Three days later, after avoiding possible danger, Tan Wenjie did not dare to go out. He had to protect himself and never give the woman the chance to hurt him emotionally.

The harm caused by not expressing feelings is greater, so forget it.

The real-life Shangri-La City is not his target. The Shangri-La, where the fountain of immortality is stored, is a legendary country and it is just a code name.

Tan Wenjie took a beer bottle and after making sure that he had pushed his luck to the highest, he gently turned the bottle.

After a dozen seconds, the beer bottle pointed in one direction.

True good luck is having your wishes come true.

The Himalayas, the feeling in his heart made him stop.

Tan Wenjie chose a dark and windy night and stood on the clouds looking down.

Something had sensed his presence and was watching him cautiously from deep within the snowy mountains.

But Tan Wenjie has a strong intuition. It won't be a big deal if someone is staring at him, but if someone has malicious intentions, the probability of being discovered by him will greatly increase. If someone is preparing for a sneak attack, he will definitely be able to detect the other party.

Landing at high speed, a flying kick.

The thing was knocked over by the wind from the leg and rolled far away.

"What is this, a snow monster?"

The white-haired monster howled and pounded its chest on the ground.

Tan Wenjie clenched his fist, and thunder surged, illuminating the dark night.

With a flick of his hand, the thunder split a tree in the distance into two pieces.

The snow monster that was howling just now immediately fell to the ground and kowtowed.

All things fear thunder and lightning, yet they are born because of thunder and lightning.

If you can’t beat them, just give in.

There is no shame in begging for mercy in order to stay alive. It’s not the first time anyway.

"Take me to the Fountain of Youth."

The yeti stood up and nodded.

"Too slow, show me the way!"

He casually grabbed the Yeti and flew up into the sky on his sword.

The snow monster trembled and pointed in a direction. Tan Wenjie immediately controlled the flying sword and rushed in that direction.

A cave, empty inside, with nothing worth appreciating, and obvious signs of human excavation.

There is a pool that is almost dry.

[Life Fountain: can quickly restore life to 100%, can remove most negative states, first contact can increase the upper limit of life and refine the body]

That's it?

disappointment.

He knew that there was no such thing as a fountain of eternal life. Whether it was the Dragon Emperor or the other two women who claimed to have lived from two thousand years ago but could not even speak Chinese, the immortality in the movies was all related to a certain spell.

However, it can restore health by 100% and remove all negative effects at the same time, so it can be considered a magical drug for endurance.

Forget about drinking it. He doesn’t know how many people have taken a bath in this big bathhouse. He doesn’t like drinking bath water.

When he came, he was worried about being thirsty on the road, so he specially prepared a few bottles of mineral water. And because he didn't want to urinate or defecate anywhere, the water bottles were large in size with big mouths.

He rolled up his sleeves and bent over to fill his water bottle.

The snow monster in the distance didn't dare to move, especially after Zhong Kui's ghost-slaying sword appeared, it lowered its head and stayed quiet.

The instinctive fear of demons and monsters towards the Demon-Slaying Sword.

When Tan Wenjie was filling the water tank, his fingers touched the fountain of life.

[Maximum life +10]

[Your spirit is refined, life recovery speed +10%]

He simply jumped into the pool.

There's nothing special about it other than the body having the "never-dying" feeling of being in the resurrection fountain, and that's where the bonus ends.

Now that he was here, Tan Wenjie released the cloth shoe carp.

As soon as the carp entered the spring, it immediately said in surprise: "Thank you, boss, the water here smells so good!"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

This fish must not be eaten. It is usually worn on the feet and now it is drinking bath water. It is unhygienic.

The fat carp's body shook violently, and then it entered the fish saint state, turning over with its white belly facing upwards.

Tan Wenjie took out a lucky gold coin containing dragon energy and caught the carp.

"Boss, I'm so full and can't digest it. Let me rest for a while."

Being an employee at this level is a blessing that I have accumulated over several lifetimes. I don't usually do any work, but I am just eating too much dragon energy.

Now I have to drink the water of life from the fountain again, and keep stuffing good things into my stomach.

It’s just that the boss always looks worried that the carp won’t have enough to eat or be fattened up, which makes the carp scared, fearing that he will be slaughtered one day when he is heavy enough.

"You won't die if you soak in this spring water, Ah Li, you know what I mean."

"Boss, no."

"Opposition is useless. I am helping you leap over the dragon gate! Choose whether you want to be a dragon or I will help you be a salted fish."

"Salted fish?" Carp was terrified. "That's too cruel, boss. It would be fine if I died, but you still want to hang my corpse up and whip it."

"Yeah, I also eat three bowls of rice with it."

The carp, unable to avoid it, chose to give it a try.

It can bear it just being cut into pieces.

After stuffing the lucky gold coin into the carp's mouth, Tan Wenjie reached out and tapped several places on its body.

In fact, it is not painful at all. With the nourishment of the fountain of life, it is as comfortable as sleeping.

When the body is injured, the dragon energy quickly merges into the body and the spring water is used for treatment.

The spring water was absorbed in large quantities, and the carp's body kept getting bigger and bigger. When it had absorbed ten gold coins' worth of dragon energy, it was a carp, and its body size was about the same as a shark.

"Did the centipede demon make a mistake?"

The centipede monster that is about to transform into a dragon is just getting bigger. Now the carp is the same, its size is getting bigger and bigger, but it has no intention of changing into a dragon.

"Do you feel an itch in your head?"

"I don't know, boss."

"No special feeling?"

"I feel like I can stir up waves and fly! Boss, am I going to become a god?"

"I haven't become a god yet, so you have no chance." Tan Wenjie kicked the carp twice, glanced at the spring water which was obviously running dry, and thought to himself that it was a good thing that he packed up early, otherwise it would have been drunk up by this guy.

The carp turned back into cloth shoes and hung on his feet, and there was no difference at all.

[Carp Cloth Shoes (Equipment·Shoes): Cloth shoes turn into carp, health recovery speed +5%, features: fit well (comfortable and can't be thrown off); transforming into a dragon (progress 10%)]

The rarity even turned blue.

Now he understood.

I'll rush the progress bar to 100% first. There's no other reason, it's just that I feel uncomfortable looking at the lonely progress bar.

In the future, I will find more rare and precious materials to feed my shoes.

However, no matter how many natural treasures there are, they cannot grow faster than directly absorbing dragon energy.

"We should find a secret technique that can be learned by monsters and let Buxie learn it."

The cloth-shoe carp, the electric chicken, the Chu Renmei, the Black Mountain Old Demon, etc., have never learned any martial arts.

Those who show off their power when they go out will fight in a group but never fight alone.

Those who need to be trained should be trained. It is always better for his subordinates to work harder than him. He is not used to enduring hardships, but he has no problem commanding others to endure hardships.

The water in the pool dried up. Adhering to the idea of ​​not letting go of the wrong ones, Tan Wenjie quickly wielded the Ghost-Slaying Sword in one hand and the Xuan-Yuan Sword in the other to dig the hole.

The snow monster cried "Awoo" and "Awoo" several times.

After a while, Tan Wenjie jumped out of the pit and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier that there was nothing underneath?"

"Woo woo~" The snow monster lowered its head.

It can't speak human language, and I've just reminded you of it.

"Forget it. I'm leaving now."

Now that I have gotten all the benefits, it’s time to go back and kill some monsters.

The yeti was left looking at the cave, then he howled twice and turned away. He had done it once decades ago and now it was coming again. It was just a pool of bath water, and they were fighting over it.

Move, must move!
……

Tan Wenjie successfully returned to normal life.

While dealing with the three sisters of the Cheng family and occasionally going to the underworld to help Wei Xiaodie recharge her batteries, another week passed in a flash.

Because Lin Zheng is back.

As one of Ah Jiao's nephews, Lin Zheng is more like Uncle Nine than Feng Lao Si because his last name is Lin.

Seeing Tan Wenjie circling around him twice, Lin Zheng couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?"

"Nonsense, of course I'm looking for a magical weapon, am I looking for an elephant?"

"I found a batch of magic tools for you, but they were not cheap. Later I went to Myanmar..." Lin Zheng was speaking when he suddenly saw Tan Wenjie reaching out to lift his clothes.

Lin Zheng stepped back: "What are you doing?"

Tan Wenjie: "See if your kidneys are still there."

“There are a few more scammers in Southeast Asia, but it doesn’t affect me much.”

Fortunately, he cooperated with the police throughout the process, was given a handcuff, and was even equipped with a pistol.

"The stuff will be delivered in a few days."

After sitting down at Lin Zheng's house, Tan Wenjie started talking about monster cultivation.

"Ordinary monsters practice swallowing and exhaling the essence of the sun and the moon."

"What about the unusual ones?"

"Those who have inheritance and cultivation methods are no longer called monsters."

"Damn, what you said actually makes sense."

The path of cultivation is arduous, but not everyone is qualified to endure this hardship, Tan Wenjie deeply agrees with this.

"Excuse me, is Master Lin here?"

At this time there was a knock on the door.

“You’re in business.”

Tan Wenjie stood up and was about to say goodbye, but he saw that the person who came looked familiar.

It turned out to be the Ninth Sister and A Qiu whom Xiaodongwan had met, but their faces looked ugly, their lips were pale, their eyes were cloudy, and their souls were wandering.

"Yes...it's you!" The two were very surprised to see Tan Wenjie.

"it's me."

"Help!" The two suddenly rushed towards Tan Wenjie crying.

Oh no, there’s a female pervert!
Tan Wenjie quickly scanned the two people's figures and faces, stepped back to avoid Jiu Jie, and was accidentally hugged by Qiu. It was all because Lin Zheng's living room was too narrow, which affected his performance.

"Miss, please let go."

"You smell so good."

"Eating human flesh is against the law."

Under the jealous and envious pull of the Ninth Sister, A Qiu reluctantly let go of Tan Wenjie's arm from his chest.

Lin Zheng who was standing aside: "..."

He was closer, so why didn't anyone pounce on him? Instead, the two of them deliberately bypassed him and pounced on Tan Wenjie.

"I've met them." Tan Wenjie took the initiative to tell Lin Zheng what happened in Xiaodong Bay.

Then he looked at the two of them and said, "So, you encountered some dirty stuff in Xiaodong Bay?"

"Everyone on the island is dead." The two looked at each other, and Sister Nine said, "We encountered a dark figure. He asked us to hand over the Zhong Kui sword, otherwise we would die in three days. We found many masters, but they were all fake masters. They also said that they had to take off their clothes to help us exorcise the evil spirits... Today is the last day. We heard that Master Lin is very powerful, so we found him."

"No curse."

He didn't notice anything wrong. The two men were just frightened and wouldn't die.

Lin Zheng: "You two stay tonight."

"Ah? Another consecration." Sister Nine exclaimed, then looked at Tan Wenjie, "Can we ask him to help with the consecration?"

It’s a nice thought, stop thinking about it.

Tan Wenjie immediately said: "I don't know magic, I'm just a passerby."

He could get hurt while saving others, but he would never be traumatized mentally.

"Today is the last night. If Sombra comes back, I can try to save your lives."

After Lin Zheng finished speaking, he looked at Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie said: "I'll call and ask about the situation."

He wasn't sure if either of them were telling the truth.

A few minutes later, Tan Wenjie, who had received the exact news, had a serious expression on his face. The islanders of Xiaodong Bay were indeed dead, and even other people were not affected, such as Shi Chun and others who had successfully left.

But Sir Ma told him not to worry about it.

Because the other party only left one sentence.

Tan Wenjie walked up to Lin Zheng and said seriously, "It's the ghost messenger who's asking for your life."

(End of this chapter)