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Chapter 444: Still fighting? Hit a big watermelon
dawn.

Tan Wenjie accidentally stood up his girlfriend yesterday, so today he must show his warm side.

The clichéd step is to buy flowers, fruits, lunch, milk tea, etc.

The biggest difference between a warm-hearted man and a bootlicker is that one can kick the other, while the other doesn’t even have the chance to watch others kick.

In the hospital, Cheng Xiaoxi hugged Tan Wenjie's arm amid the cheers of her colleagues.

Some people were so angry that they didn't expect that the most beautiful girl in the hospital would be taken down.

"Ajie, why are you looking at me?"

"I was thinking maybe we were a couple hundreds of years ago."

She knew that Ajie was going to say sweet words to coax her again: "Then tell me, what were we like hundreds of years ago."

"I am a handsome, dignified, wealthy man, and you are a female thief who sold herself to bury her mother."

"Why do you think I'm a thief just because you're rich?" She took the time to express her dissatisfaction, but when she saw the fruit that Tan Wenjie brought to her mouth, she took a bite and said with puffed cheeks, "Go on."

The story was not complicated, but Cheng Xiaoxi expressed strong doubts about what he said, that the female thief had broken into his room several times in search of treasure and found nothing, while he, a gentleman, had done nothing.

Pull out Tan Wenjie's hand that had flexibly penetrated into his chest.

This is the evidence.

"We are truly a match made in heaven."

Maybe they were born in pairs.

The conversation with Zhong Kui last night had a great impact on him. This was probably the case: the same person with different identities in different worlds.

So although I seem to be fickle, I am actually loyal.

The ones I like are always those few people, it’s just destined.

One day in the future, when everyone can jump out of the Three Realms and no longer be bound by the Five Elements, they will know how devoted he is.

"Ajie, what are you thinking about?"

Xiaoxi looked at Tan Wenjie's profile and asked in confusion.

"I was thinking how lucky you are to have fallen in love with a man as loyal and strong as me."

"If you are loyal, why do you need to talk about your strong body?"

"Love is for talking, love is for doing."

She hesitated for a moment and said meaningfully: "I will be off work soon."

understood.

Tan Wenjie didn't even mention lunch, he would have a big meal later.

"Wait for me to change my clothes."

"What we want is a female doctor!"

……

Department store.

A man was drinking milk tea, when suddenly he noticed something and turned his head.

The wind was howling in the mall, the spotlights exploded and turned into flying sparks, the surrounding consumers were frightened and screamed and ran away, the mall was in chaos.

A figure wrapped in black air was suspended in the air.

He stared at the figure drinking milk tea and asked loudly: "Land God, where is Zhong Kui?"

In response, the man drinking milk tea pulled out his gun and shot.

Bang bang bang, sparks flew, and the bullets could not hurt the opponent at all.

The dark figure swung his hand and grabbed through the air. A stair handrail broke, twisted in the air and turned into a spiral spear head. With a "whoosh" sound, it pierced through the air, pierced the chest of the shooter, and nailed him to the ground.

"Ghost Judge, I will definitely go to the Heavenly Court to sue you!"

"Zhong Kui stole the Book of Life and Death, and Zhong Xiaomei tampered with the Book of Life and Death without permission. I am enforcing the law impartially. Are you suing me?" The black shadow snorted coldly and turned away.

The opportunity cannot be missed. Zhong Kui first lost the Ghost-Slaying Sword, and then his magic power was reduced by the Heavenly Law. Now he can't even go back and forth between Yin and Yang. His plan of hundreds of years is just one step away from success. No one can stop him.

There were countless ghosts in the world. The ghost judge strangled a few wandering ghosts at random and learned the location of Zhong Kui from them.

Church, marriage.

"Today I will send your souls flying!"

……

"A church wedding?"

Tan Wenjie was quite surprised to receive a call from Zhong Kui.

A girl who is eager to get married will be easily controlled by a gigolo when she meets him.

In terms of lack of moral integrity and self-sacrifice, Tan Wenjie admitted that he could not compare to the other party. He just liked to pick up girls and pursue love, while the other party was working.

Never use your hobby to challenge other people's profession for a living.

Both parties will go to the church to hold the wedding. If the sister's marriage is successful, Zhong Xiaomei will be able to reincarnate.

The amount of information was a bit overwhelming, and there were so many complaints that he didn't know where to start.

But there was no reason for Tan Wenjie to refuse to attend Zhong Xiaomei's wedding as a relative.

He wouldn't give any advice on other people's weddings, and he didn't know how that guy got a thousand-year-old female ghost to agree to a Western-style wedding. He could only admire his professionalism.

I don’t know if I can get any commission.

As soon as we arrived at the church, a figure staggered out.

Zhong Kui was wearing casual clothes and holding a ghost-slaying sword. Opposite him was a ghost who was wrapped in eerie black mist and ghost aura. The ghost judge who was holding the judge's pen was also panting heavily.

Although Zhong Kui was weakened repeatedly, he still held the upper hand in the battle.

"It's you!" The ghost judge suddenly looked at Tan Wenjie, "A great monk."

He had previously stopped Wei Xiaodie who was heading to the underworld to try to reincarnate. The ghosts under his command were all skinning ghosts who left money when they passed by. He half threatened and half forced Wei Xiaodie to voluntarily hand over her merits.

Although he wasted ninety-nine and only got a little, he immediately ordered Wei Xiaodie to go back and ask for more merits. Getting it was better than getting nothing.

Of course, Guipan had investigated Tan Wenjie's identity and knew it even better than Zhong Kui.

"You want to intervene in this matter?" The ghost judge said, "As long as you continue to cultivate merit, you may be able to be enlightened and go to the Western Paradise after a few lives."

"I hate having my hair permed. I will never be able to work in the West Heaven in my lifetime."

Tan Wenjie walked up to Zhong Kui and asked in a low voice, "Can you handle it?"

"Humph, I will definitely defeat you within three to five moves!"

All that's left is stubbornness.

"Do you dare to kill the ghost judge?"

"Whoever is alive has the right to speak."

"Come on." Tan Wenjie nodded and stepped back.

"Wait, come here."

The Demon Slayer Sword suddenly flew over and fell into Tan Wenjie's hands. "Me?"

Tan Wenjie swung the sword, his eyes following the sword tip, the tip pointing at the ghost judge.

"Zhong Kui stole the Book of Life and Death, which violated the Heavenly Law." The Ghost Judge questioned, "Do you really want to help him?"

“He is Zhong Kui.”

Needless to say, Zhong Kui's name alone is trustworthy. From ancient times to the present, he can never be a villain.

"Death!"

The negative energy on the ghost judge's body suddenly exploded and rushed towards Tan Wenjie like an overwhelming force.

Tan Wenjie drew his sword quickly, and the collision between the sword blade and the Yin Qi made countless clinking sounds and sparks flew. In an instant, his entire body was wrapped in the Yin Qi and disappeared without a trace.

"Humph!"

Just as the ghost judge was about to turn his head, the ball of yin energy that was wrapped like a tornado suddenly expanded, and a voice came from inside.

"General Black Mountain, listen to my orders at the altar!"

A huge arm suddenly tore through the rotating black tornado, a red light flashed in the wind, and then it exploded with a "boom", completely breaking the tornado apart.

Dark clouds quickly spread from the distant horizon, completely blocking out the sunlight in just a moment.

Behind Tan Wenjie was a five-sided flag with the word "mountain" written on it, like a stage flag fluttering in the wind.

He held a ghost-slaying sword in his hand, wore a heavenly master's robe, and a wheel of merit was spinning behind his head.

The whole person was completely submerged in a huge shadow.

The shadow needs to look up.

A huge divine general, his body is like a diamond, and the Dharma light surrounds his body.

Gui Pan's heart skipped a beat: "Add or subtract two generals?"

Different from Zhong Kui and Gui Pan, the two generals Zengshang have no divine duties and are only guardian generals. However, their notoriety is far-reaching and they are ghost kings subdued by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

The Black Mountain Old Demon was also a ghost king, the fierce master of the underworld. He was full of murderous aura, similar to the two generals Zengshen in front of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. The ghost judge thought that the two generals Zengshen were chasing him.

Although Guipan was not afraid of the loss of two generals, he really did not want to provoke the other party.

You can reason with Zhong Kui, because he is a scholar after all, and he gives evidence and follows the laws of nature. But the two generals Zeng and Sun were full of evil spirits when they saw ghosts, so they would kill them if they were told to.

Looking more closely, it is indeed the guardian general. Fortunately, it is not an addition or subtraction but a "mountain" general.

The more he looked at Tan Wenjie, the more frightened he became. He wondered who the other party was and why he had a guardian general following him.

The sharp edge of the Demon-Slaying Sword was in front of his eyes in the blink of an eye, but the Ghost Judge successfully dodged it by leaping into the air.

But another big hand swept in from the other side like swatting a mosquito.

The strong wind blew up the green plants on the roadside, the trees bent down, the branches and leaves shook wildly, and even the dark clouds in the sky seemed to be more turbulent.

The judge's pen swept out a trail of ink, and it coiled towards the Black Mountain Old Demon like a dancing snake. However, the moment it touched the Ghost Judge, he realized something was wrong because of his strong brute force.

The other party is highly skilled in Taoism and extremely vicious. Beneath his diamond skin, he suppresses his bloodthirsty malice.

The Black Mountain Demon's arms trembled, his movements paused slightly, and then he relied on brute force to break the ink mark.

The Ghost Judge waved the brush again, the tip of the brush was stained with ink, and Yin Qi formed in front of him, suddenly exploding into a black snake and pouncing towards the Black Mountain Demon.

The huge body was entangled by the black snake, and the movements gradually became stalemate.

When the two sides were wrestling, the air was suddenly pierced by the Demon-Slaying Sword, making a wailing sound.

Tan Wenjie had already jumped onto the arm of the Black Mountain Old Demon with a sword in hand. He used the speed created by the swinging of his arm to break through the wind barrier with the Ghost-Slaying Sword and stabbed out five times in a row.

"Puff puff puff puff" the long ink snake exploded into a drizzle of yin energy, smashing onto the huge King Kong body of the Black Mountain Old Demon, splashing ink and water.

A ray of cold light broke through the rain curtain, and the red-robed Taoist priest jumped out with a sword in his hand. The Ghost Judge hastily raised his pen to block it, and his wrist shook violently with a slight touch.

Tan Wenjie relied on the power of the magic weapon, the Ghost-Slaying Sword, to forcibly suppress the Ghost Judge.

The ghost judge felt even more aggrieved. He used the Judge's Pen to perfection. He didn't know who the guy opposite him was. He actually used the sword like a knife, occasionally stabbing a few times. His normal attack was just chopping and chopping, but his chopping was so powerful and heavy, and with the power of the magic weapon, it was extremely difficult to defend against.

Finally finding an opening, Guipan was about to take action, but was targeted by an extremely pure resentment.

From the corner of his eye, he saw a woman's arm stretched out from behind Tan Wenjie, and then a head completely covered by black hair slowly emerged.

The sense of crisis increased dramatically.

There is such pure malice in the world. Although it is not strong enough, judging by the purity of resentment and malice, the Black Mountain Old Demon can be considered kind-hearted.

He couldn't understand why Tan Wenjie wanted to keep such an irrational and purely malicious monster by his side.

Chu Renmei poked her head out from behind Tan Wenjie.

The curse mark inflicts 50% damage to the marked target. The ghost judge's body twitched for just a moment. After reacting, he knew that he could not avoid Tan Wenjie's sword, so he immediately hit the female ghost with the judge's pen.

It is better to cut off one finger than to injure ten fingers. Now that the three of them have joined forces to attack him, the judge suddenly feels that victory is hopeless.

The resentment that was exploded condensed and differentiated into one identical blue figure after another, and then all the figures gathered together.

As long as the resentment is not extinguished, Chu Renmei has no concept of death. Tan Wenjie also moved the cursed house directly into Huangshan Village.

It's possible to seal and suppress her, but it's impossible to destroy her.

The Ghost-Slaying Sword also fell at this time, accurately cutting a wound on the Ghost Judge's chest.

Yin energy gushed out from the wound.

It is rare for masters to fight for days and nights, but most of them kill the opponent with one sword. There is another rule among gods and monsters: most of them run away when they find they cannot win.

The ghost judge groaned in his heart. He had made sufficient preparations to deal with Zhong Kui, thinking that he would be able to take charge of the underworld after completely getting rid of the opponent. However, who could have thought that a human heavenly master would jump out halfway. Although his strength was far inferior to Zhong Kui, he was on par with himself.

He couldn't figure out when such a top master, comparable to a terrestrial immortal, appeared in the world.

I'm afraid that real land immortals are not as good as him. After all, it is impossible for ordinary land immortals to have a guardian general and raise a female ghost who is made up entirely of evil thoughts and resentment.

But now he cannot give up halfway, he must kill Tan Wenjie, otherwise if Zhong Kui seizes the opportunity, he will definitely be killed by him.

Wait, where is Zhong Kui?

Tan Wenjie and Guipan looked at each other, then turned to look at the church at the same time, only to find that Zhong Kui had actually entered the church to watch his sister and brother-in-law get married.

Damn! X2
The ghost judge retreated: "Why are we fighting each other to death? There is no conflict between us. I killed Zhong Kui because he violated the heavenly law."

Tan Wenjie nodded in agreement, "Yeah, he left me here and went to the wedding by himself, and he still beat me? Beat me like a big watermelon!"

"Yes, you are right!"

"Just forget it?"

"it is good!"

The man and the ghost looked at each other.

"Hahahaha!" X2
Draw your sword!

Thorn pen!

Clank collision.

After looking at each other, the laughter disappeared, replaced by a unanimous response: "I expected you to do this!"

(End of this chapter)