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Chapter 446: Ancient Man Descended from Heaven
Tan Wenjie took the business card and went to a building according to the address on it.

After explaining his identity at the front desk, he went upstairs and saw the man who was trying to steal his girl, a man with a slicked-back hair and powdered face, named Boss Zhao.

"Why didn't Miss Zhang come?"

He glanced behind Tan Wenjie a few times.

"She had a problem practicing last night and is now recuperating." Tam Man Kit said, "I am the company's Feng Shui consultant, and also the chief Feng Shui consultant for all police stations in Hong Kong. I am a good citizen who has acted bravely to help others."

Is it so powerful?
Boss Zhao was surprised and couldn't help but look at Tan Wenjie twice, but after seeing his handsome face, he began to have reasonable doubts about Tan Wenjie's ability.

But since he was here, if his problem couldn't be solved, he could always look for Zhang Ling.

"What do you call it?"

"My last name is Tan."

"Master Tan, this is what happened. Recently, there have been some problems in the company. Some employees said they could hear the sound of high heels and women crying when they were working overtime at night."

"Will it appear during the day?" asked Tan Wenjie.

I sniffed my nose slightly, but could hardly smell any ghost smell.

No one died, so it's not a big problem.

"Not during the day, only after midnight."

“Then why can’t we leave work earlier and ask employees not to work overtime?”

"..."

It seems that encountering ghosts is not scary enough, losing one's job is more scary. I would rather encounter ghosts than work overtime.

Tan Wenjie took a few steps before saying, "It's hard to solve."

fraud!

Boss Zhao thought to himself that after the company was haunted, the first person he wanted to find was Zhang Ling, but Zhang Ling was away on a business trip at the time, so he looked for some more famous masters.

Without exception, the first sentences those masters spoke were the same as Tan Wenjie's.

We performed all kinds of rituals and bought all kinds of instruments, but the ghosts are still there.

"How much do you charge?"

"I won't take any money until the problem is solved." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "If you think I solved it well, you can give me one or two million. If I didn't solve it well, you can give me nothing."

One or two million?
Boss Zhao thought he had heard it wrong.

What a big tone! It's just an ordinary haunted place. Even if it is solved successfully, he will only give a few tens of thousands of yuan as tea money at most.

He had already decided that no matter whether it was useful or not, he would just give a little money as a token of his appreciation.

"Well, this way."

Tan Wenjie walked around and came to the women's restroom.

Boss Zhang, his secretary and others followed outside, and some employees stretched their necks to look over here, wanting to see how Tan Wenjie exorcised ghosts.

"Master Tan, they heard the sound of high heels on the other side. There's nothing wrong with the women's restroom."

"You just don't understand when you look at it."

Tan Wenjie glanced in the direction that Boss Zhang was pointing. He saw that the man was just a wandering soul without his own consciousness. He could not do anything except make the sound of high heels when walking at night. He could not show up yet. Even a sneeze from him could scare the man to death.

He has too much yang energy.

"The women's restroom is the most haunted."

He flipped his hand and a red paper umbrella appeared in his hand.

"Wow!" someone exclaimed.

It was amazing to see an umbrella appear out of thin air. No matter it was magic or spell, everyone knew they were in for a feast for the eyes.

Tan Wenjie pointed and then nodded.

"I'll open your eyes and let you see ghosts."

"what?"

Without giving them a chance to refuse, Tan Wenjie waved his hand, a gust of wind blew past, and then everyone saw a masked female ghost wearing a blue robe and black hair appearing in the women's restroom.

"what!!"

Someone screamed in fright at the sudden appearance of the figure.

Some people even fell to the ground with their legs going weak.

The blue-robed female ghost staggered over, stirring up the deepest fear in people's hearts and making everyone present's heart beat wildly. It was as if they were in a quagmire and could only watch themselves being swallowed up.

Tan Wenjie stepped back: "Not good, this ghost is very powerful, Boss Zhang, have you ever heard a saying?"

"What?"

"Money makes the world go round!" Tan Wenjie shouted, "Hurry up and pay! Hit her with money!"

"Oh oh I'll smash it right away!"

A stack of banknotes hit the female ghost, and she stopped.

But she only paused for a moment and then the female ghost continued to move forward slowly.

"The money is not enough, do you have any more?"

"Will a bank card work?"

"If you let a ghost go to the bank to withdraw money, she will get angry and kill you."

"Then...how about a check?"

"Of course!"

Looking at Boss Zhang who keeps throwing money around, Tan Wenjie suspects that he might have a name called Ke Bei, who looks like an adult but has a child's mind.

It was so stupid that he was embarrassed to lie.

He decided to stop while he was ahead and let Chu Renmei pick up all the money and disappear.

"Although I failed to kill her, I managed to drive her away by throwing money at her," said Tan Wenjie. "In the future, if any of your employees says they feel sick because they encountered a ghost, throw money at them. Remember, don't touch them actively, otherwise the ghost will come to you and you will be unlucky."

Boss Zhang nodded repeatedly: "I understand!"

Using money to attack employees is something he has never done before, but he will learn to do so for his own safety.

"This pot of flowers is very unique. Can you give it to me?" Tan Wenjie walked over and picked up the pot of flowers with yin energy.

"No problem, take whatever you want!"

Tan Wenjie whistled and left with the flowerpot. He recited a sutra while sitting in the elevator and successfully saved his soul.

He didn't lie, it was all voluntary.

"I have too much money to spend, which is really frustrating."

After finishing a busy afternoon of work early, Tan Wenjie stopped by his own funeral supplies store to take a look.

There were few customers coming to buy things, but Tan Wenjie burned a lot of paper, and the tired employees wanted to resign.

In the evening, Tan Wenjie and Cheng Xiaonan had dinner together.

"My father-in-law's testicular cancer has been cured?" Tan Wenjie was surprised. "When I went to Japan before, I wanted to help contact a castration expert. I didn't expect that my father-in-law could recover without any medicine."

"My boss is not sick at all." Cheng Xiaonan was a little embarrassed. "He wanted to see our sisters' boyfriends, so he lied and said he had testicular cancer, and asked Uncle Qi to make a false medical record."

"My father-in-law is really an extraordinary person."

Tan Wenjie asked himself, even if he used the strategy of self-torture, the only choice would be a heart attack.

Admiration is a height he will never be able to reach in his lifetime.

"Dad is still too worried about us." Cheng Xiaonan looked at Tan Wenjie several times.

Now there is a problem. Cheng's father wants to show his daughters' boyfriends. Given that Tan Wenjie is Cheng Xiaoxi's boyfriend, what should the other two do?

"Actually, my dad is very open-minded." Cheng Xiaonan said, "He is the second son of the family. My grandfather married eight wives."

Just enough to play two mahjong tables, awesome.

There is no problem in marrying someone else's daughter, but no one would agree to marrying their own daughter to the same person, unless Tan Wenjie revealed his identity as a god.

He still wants to pretend and doesn't want to reveal his true colors.

And gods are fake.

"Ajie, you don't have to worry about it. I told dad before that I can be a mistress."

"You're such a traditional girl."

Just as the two were being affectionate with each other, two people were whispering at a table not far away.

"Is that the boy?"

"That's him! I've had someone investigate it. He's the bald guy's apprentice, a fellow apprentice of that bastard Cheng Sheng, and also a liar. He must know where Cheng Sheng is."

"Don't worry, brother. We'll go over there and beat him up in a bit. I'm not afraid he won't tell anyone."

"You dare to lie to us? Even the gods can't save him this time. I say!"

The two of them stood up and walked towards Tan Wenjie's table.

One on the left and one on the right, stretching his fingers and clenching his fists to punch Tan Wenjie on the head, he suddenly saw Tan Wenjie answering the phone: "Sir Ma, you are the chief of the police station, what do you want to talk to me about?"

The two stopped immediately.

They were not afraid, they were just controlled by the opponent's special skills.

You can't disturb someone when they are on the phone, and you can't touch others when they are cleaning their ears. These are the strict rules.

It’s really not because of the director. Are you kidding? Are they afraid of the police?
"Okay, tomorrow? I may not be able to attend."

He hung up the phone and said to Cheng Xiaonan, "It's Ma Sir. He said there will be a commendation meeting for senior police officers tomorrow and he wants to invite me to attend."

Cheng Xiaonan was surprised: "That's amazing."

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "It's boring. I might as well have dinner with you. I'm not a policeman."

The two people behind him looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that it was not the police who scared them.

Ready to take action again.

Tan Wenjie continued, "I really hate going to work, but Sir Ma still has to give me a gun. I can only be considered an extra-staff consultant."

Got a gun?

The two stopped again.

Cheng Xiaonan nodded and agreed: "Having a gun is indeed troublesome. You can't just shoot casually. My eldest sister has to write a report every time she shoots. As long as the opponent is not a terrorist, she can't draw her gun."

It turns out that you can't just shoot casually.

They are just using threats and inducements, and they are not prepared to be terrorists, so take action!
As soon as he raised his hand, Tan Wenjie said, "Do we still need to write a report? I shot and killed a few people before, and Sir said it was okay, and he also said that I didn't need to write a report if I shot as much as I wanted."

The movement stopped again.

At this moment, Tan Wenjie suddenly stood up and reached for his chest.

"Get down!" they both said in unison.

Boom! X2
When they saw Tan Wenjie take out a pack of chewing gum from his arms, their eyes widened.

Tan Wenjie: "I just felt something uncomfortable in my chest, it turned out to be the chewing gum."

He put the gum on the table and looked down in confusion: "Are you okay?"

"You! We..."

Damn it, he actually dared to play tricks on two of my brothers.

Thinking of how they had been fooled by Cheng Sheng and lost both their money and their lives, and how they were now in such a miserable state, they could no longer hold back and tried to stand up. But as soon as they looked up, they saw the pistol hanging from Tan Wenjie's waist.

They swallowed in tacit understanding.

What this guy said seems to be true. Can he really shoot at will without writing a report?

Even if they write a report, the other party will only be criticized, but they will be shot.

"Waiter, these two people here seem to be suffering from anemia." Tan Wenjie waved his hand.

Soon a waiter came and helped them up.

"wack."

"Yes." Cheng Xiaonan also nodded, "They just suddenly came over and lay on the ground."

She was shy and not used to this kind of situation. She was forced to accept a lot of looks just now, which made her feel a little annoyed.

Outside the door, the two brothers smoked and waited.

"That guy has a gun. We just want to find that bastard Cheng Sheng. It's not appropriate to use force against him. Why not just kidnap his girl and make him promise to tell us Cheng Sheng's whereabouts?"

"Okay, let's do it!"

After breathing in the exhaust fumes at the door for more than an hour, the two finally came out of the restaurant and stopped a car.

"Follow the car in front!"

taxi driver:"……"

The two men were moving furtively with sweat on their foreheads, and the luxury car they were following cost more than a million dollars.

Maybe they are two desperadoes.

The misfortune of rich people has nothing to do with him, he himself cannot be unlucky.

But the other party's car had excellent performance and the driver was very skilled. After turning into a villa area, the driver immediately lost sight of the other party.

The driver was a little scared: "Two bosses, we lost them."

"waste!"

The two men opened the door and got out of the car without paying the fare.

"Depend on!"

The driver was angry and said, "It has nothing to do with me if you kidnap rich people, but it does with me if you ride in a pirate car."

He drove away and then called the police.

Someone is suspected of wanting to kidnap a wealthy businessman.

When the two brothers were having a headache, they suddenly found that the familiar car was slowly approaching. It was too dark at night to see what the people inside looked like, but they were sure that it was a man and a woman.

"Chase!"

"How can we chase them on two legs?"

"Wait, it looks like they didn't leave. They stopped in front of a roadside convenience store."

The two men followed stealthily.

Then I saw Tan Wenjie walk into the convenience store.

They rushed forward without hesitation, opened the car door, pulled out a knife, and threatened the woman in the passenger seat, "Don't move!"

"Hey, is that her?"

"The woman before was wearing a dress, and this woman is wearing trousers."

"Isn't it possible that I found the wrong person?"

Just as the two were confused, Cheng Xiaodong, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was also observing them coldly.

The other party had a weapon in his hand and she was wearing a seat belt. The situation was not good. She needed at least three seconds to ensure that she could 100% deal with the two of them.

"Who are you?" Tan Wenjie had just come back from buying a small umbrella when he saw two people gathering in front of his car.

"Brother, it's him!"

"Boy, your girl is in our hands, cooperate with us if you know what's best for you, otherwise... ah!!"

The severe pain interrupted his words. When he turned his head subconsciously, he saw a fist rapidly enlarging in his eyes.

Bang bang bang bang.

The two men lay on the ground, almost unconscious.

Tan Wenjie looked at the two of them worriedly: "Are you okay?"

Cheng Xiaodong's fist is very powerful and can break people's ribs with one punch. She is a heavy artillery tigress. I don't understand why the two people were so desperate as to kidnap her.

"Who are you?"

She got into work mode in a second.

"Be smart and cooperate, or I will..."

The two men hurriedly said, "Wait, you can't hit us, you can't shoot, or you will have to write a self-criticism."

Xiaodong smiled and said, "You guys actually know how to write a self-criticism. Do you know that what I am best at is writing a self-criticism?"

“Please spare my life—!”

A few minutes later, the two men revealed their purpose in a straightforward manner. They were cheated out of all their fortunes by Cheng Sheng and the bald guy, and wanted to make trouble for Cheng Sheng, but he had disappeared. They had no choice but to keep an eye on Tan Wenjie, because some people said that Tan Wenjie and Cheng Sheng had a good relationship, and they were seen together in many places.

But unexpectedly, he ended up falling into Cheng Xiaodong's hands.

"You are too impulsive." Tan Wenjie criticized, "They have knives in their hands, what if they hurt you!"

"I was wrong~" she said aggrievedly, "My hand hurts so much, it must be because they are too shameless."

The two people lying on the ground like pigs: "..."

"Really? Let me see."

"Why are you looking at your chest?"

"Ten fingers are connected to the heart, so of course you look at the chest."

"Disgusting~"

Two people: "..."

They don't deserve such a crime.

A police car happened to pass by and stopped to inquire about the suspected violent behavior.

Cheng Xiaodong revealed his identity, and then the police car took the two away.

What happened today was just a small episode, and the big episode will come later.

"Ajie, let's take a shower together."

"No, wash it yourself!"

He is already indestructible and invulnerable to swords and guns, but the water temperature when he takes a bath is still not as good as that of women.

The hot and cold switch of the shower must be the most sophisticated instrument, and he has to adjust it delicately and feel it carefully.

After a round of fighting, Tan Wenjie lit a cigarette.

Xiaodong, who was usually like a tigress, now leaned docilely on his shoulder. The more she bared her teeth at the outsiders, the more she admired him.

She is completely different from Xiaonan. The other is shy in life but strong in private.

As for Xiaoxi... she is not within the scope of evaluation. After all, she is very good at prop games, and who can resist the joy of subduing a beautiful werewolf?

Recently they are studying vampires.

The night is getting darker.

Tan Wenjie fell asleep with his beauty in his arms, and the only sound in the room was the sound of steady breathing.

"Boom!"

Suddenly, a loud thunder streaked across the distant sky.

Tan Wenjie, who was sleeping, suddenly opened his eyes.

He felt something in his heart and turned to look at the sky.

Slowly moving his arm away from his chest, he walked lazily to the window and looked out at the night sky.

He was not very good at astrology and physiognomy, but he could see that there were great changes in the celestial phenomena.

"Forget it, I'll ask some kids tomorrow."

After dawn, Tan Wenjie was awakened by the phone call.

"Hello, Aling?"

Xiaodong, who was in a daze, heard Tan Wenjie on the phone and thought he was chatting with his sister, but he didn't expect that the name he was talking to was a name he had never heard of.

Feeling unhappy and about to get angry, he met Tan Wenjie's gaze.

She pursed her lips and rubbed Tan Wenjie's arm obediently with her cheek. A subdued tigress would be more docile than a lazy cat.

"Don't take that guy's job again. Are you jealous? Why would I be jealous? I punished him because he exploited his employees and made them work overtime until midnight without paying them overtime. I'm really not jealous. It's definitely not because I'm upset that he wants to pick you up. If you don't believe me, forget it...Okay, of course I have time. Don't be so polite when you say you're helping me."

After hanging up the phone, listening to the almost uncontrollable joy in the other party's voice at the last moment, Tan Wenjie curled the corners of his mouth and took it easy.

"Who is that woman?"

"My girlfriend, why! No way!"

"Don't be angry, I'm just asking casually."

"You should stop meddling in men's affairs."

"Got it~"

She asked quietly: "Ajie, do you have time to attend the party?"

"Sir Ma invited me once, but I didn't agree. But if you invite me, I will definitely go."

"Mua, you are so nice."

"I'm not a policeman. It's not convenient for me to go to that kind of place."

"No, many people want to invite you."

Tan Wenjie immediately became alert: "Are you planning to introduce me to a girlfriend?"

"You don't mean becoming an immortal, hahahaha..." Xiaodong laughed a few times and suddenly fell silent.

Because she found that recently many people have been asking their boyfriends indirectly whether they want to find a girlfriend.

"Forget it. I'm not going."

He is well-known for his integrity and loyalty in love, and I have never heard of any beautiful policewomen in the police force.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." She also breathed a sigh of relief.

Ajie is too charming and too popular.

The three sisters are under a lot of pressure.

After they parted, Tan Wenjie also changed his clothes and set off. Zhang Ling just called and said that the Taoism Association discovered that two people wearing ancient costumes fell from the sky when the celestial phenomena changed.

Because they were unsure of the other party's identity, they did not dare to contact him without permission and hoped that Tan Wenjie could go over and take a look.

Tan Wenjie only half believed what Zhang Ling relayed. If someone really fell from the sky, that group of people would have shamelessly approached him to send their daughters, wives, and daughters-in-law. How could they let him go?

It must be that I didn’t get the upper hand from the other party.

(End of this chapter)