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Chapter 470: Not Just Awesome, Simply Cruel

The imperial teacher's room.

"Alchemy isn't that difficult either." The Imperial Master said to Tan Wenjie, who was sitting next to him, holding a crystal ball. "You should have learned it in the past two days, right?"

Alchemy is so simple. She spoke in an organized and logical manner, starting from the simple to the complex. The other party must have learned it long ago.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Who taught him to say "first this, then that, and finally this"? He wasted a lot of time staring but gained nothing.

There were hurried footsteps outside, followed by a knock on the door.

"Please come in!" The Imperial Master spoke, and her stuttering was much clearer when she said only two words.

The door opened, and the third princess and her junior sister walked in hand in hand.

When did the two of them start playing together?
Tan Wenjie subconsciously looked at the sky outside the door, wondering if the sun rose from the west today.

"Ajie, why are you here too?" The third princess seemed to have just seen him, her eyes slightly widened in surprise.

The acting is too bad, the facial expression management is too poor, and it is superficial.

The acting of the little hot pepper next to her was even worse, she stared and pouted, very exaggerated.

Tan Wenjie pretended not to notice the other party's poor acting skills and said, "I want to learn alchemy from the national teacher, but unfortunately I haven't gotten started."

National Division:"……"

Not getting started? She taught so much in detail that I didn’t believe it at all.

The excuse was true or false, but when she felt the death stares from the Third Princess and Junior Sister, she chose to nod.

What the leader wants to hear is not your explanation, but your attitude.

"Why not let the national teacher help you? She is paid by our Golden Wheel Country and has work targets every month."

The Imperial Master nodded immediately: "Yes, yes."

She just wanted to be a national teacher, study alchemy with the research funds provided by the Golden Wheel Kingdom every day, and have a stable job.

"OK then."

Tan Wenjie opened the suitcase and poured out the things.

Wow! !

He poured out a bunch of stuff and grabbed it from his feet.

There was a loud bang on the floor and an oversized, bloated wheel appeared.

The Junior Sister and the Third Princess pointed at the [Grudge Fire Saw Blade Wheel 3000] and asked: "Where did you get such a big wheel?"

Don’t interfere in the affairs of us cultivators.

The Imperial Master's eyes lit up and he picked up the [Ghost-Sending Pistol +5].

"So exquisite, so delicate."

She turned her eyes back to the big wheel.

"What a terrible technique, it makes things too bulky and bloated."

"Is there any way to simplify and modify it?" Tan Wenjie asked immediately.

The degree of fit between myself and the wheel is like a monkey and a stick, a lady and black silk stockings, or a yellow-haired man and a will-o'-the-wisp.

Not only does it fit the stereotype, it also makes people believe that the two sides are complete only when they match each other and neither is indispensable.

"Of course not, no problem!"

The Imperial Master patted his chest and made the assurance, causing everyone's eyes to follow suit and beat violently.

Two pairs of cold eyes came over, and Tan Wenjie calmly withdrew his gaze.

"I have already repaired the crystal ball. It's ready." The Imperial Master just looked at the Third Princess, reached behind his back, and when he brought it in front of him, there was a crystal ball as big as a watermelon. "We can catch Ouyang Feng and chop him into eight pieces!"

Tan Wenjie leaned over to look.

"What are you doing?" The national teacher turned around and looked back.

"Can you fit something behind your butt?"

It feels more upscale than my own suitcase.

"This is a spell!"

She pointed to the suitcase next to Tan Wenjie.

"Isn't your box the same?"

There was nothing important in the suitcase except the big rooster, so he casually handed it to the imperial teacher.

He really needs the national master's storage spell. It would be even better if it could be optimized together with the suitcase, so that he doesn't have to open the box every time. It adds an extra step of opening the box, which is very troublesome.

"Nine Yin Bone Cave!"

The third princess's surprised voice came from the side.

Seeing several people looking over, she said, "Ouyang Feng has gone to the Nine Yin Bone Cave. He wants to get the Nine Yin Manual!"

Tan Wenjie said immediately: "I will go and take a look right now. With my martial arts skills, I will definitely have no problem dealing with Ouyang Feng."

No one refuted it, it is indeed the case.

"You can ride on my invincible flying carpet." The national teacher took out a large blanket.

[Invincible Flying Carpet (Magic Weapon): Can fly in the sky, travel thousands of miles a day; current energy reserve: 500]

nice one.

"It's already charged and can be used for a long time."

"Thank you, Imperial Master."

Tan Wenjie took the flying carpet, unfolded it and sat cross-legged on it, then picked up the crystal ball, and with a "whoosh", he rushed into the sky.

Only the people of the Golden Wheel Kingdom were left looking up at the sky.

They all shouted that there was a god.

Among the beggars, Hong Qi also looked up at the sky: "Damn, he's flying again!"

I've seen it so many times, I'm used to it.

……

The flying carpet was like a small boat, sailing through the golden sea of ​​clouds and rushing towards Danxia Mountain.

Tan Wenjie was lying on the flying carpet, and next to him was Chu Renmei, who was wearing Chun Li's skin and holding a crystal ball.

"This kind of flight is more suitable for me."

It’s better to lie down than to sit.

Standing on the flying sword was like standing in the corner as a punishment. Being cool and handsome was not worth mentioning in his eyes. The most important thing when commuting outside was comfort.

He raised his hand and pushed away Chu Renmei's head which was getting closer and closer. It was one thing that she became beautiful after the successful plastic surgery, but the horror atmosphere she brought was no less.

It is his basic quality to not easily follow unspoken rules or develop office romances. Otherwise, when he sends Chu Renmei to die, personal feelings will be mixed in, and it will be difficult for him to use her as a tool.

After crossing mountains and ridges, the flying carpet has arrived above Danxia Mountain.

Nine Yin White Bone Cave.

Ouyang Feng was squatting outside the cave with a serious expression.

Some time ago, he was tracking the third princess in the sky while wearing the invincible flying shoes given by the national teacher. Unexpectedly, that stinky national teacher would plot against him. The invincible flying shoes broke down in the sky and he dropped the shoes.

Fortunately, there was a tree on the cliff that caught him, and with his profound martial arts skills, he managed to survive.

Then Ouyang Feng heard that the third princess brought hundreds of peerless masters back to Jinlun Kingdom, killed his cousin and the treacherous concubine, and regained the orthodoxy.

When Ouyang Feng was feeling discouraged and had nowhere to go, he unexpectedly learned that the third princess had been asking everyone where Danxia Mountain was some time ago. He guessed that it must be related to her master, Master Jiugong, so he came to find her and get the treasures inside, and then turn defeat into victory.

"Hehehe!" Thinking of something happy, Ouyang Feng couldn't help but let out a triumphant and arrogant laugh.

Snap, he was tapped on the shoulder.

"What's going on inside?"

"Inside?" Ouyang Feng answered subconsciously, "There are three very difficult monsters in there. I forced my way in more than a dozen times, but they drove me out every time."

After answering, Ouyang Feng suddenly realized that something was wrong and turned abruptly to look at Tan Wenjie.

"Who are you, bro?"

"Me?" Tan Wenjie pointed at the tip of his nose. "I'm the assassin hired by the Third Princess to kill a poor guy named Ouyang Feng. I heard he's in Danxia Mountain. Have you seen him?"

Ouyang Feng twisted his waist and stretched out his claws towards Tan Wenjie's face, curling his five fingers inward and using the Netherworld Ghost Claws.

Get started first!
Snap, click.

“Ouch, ohhhhhh—!”

Ouyang Feng held his right hand, as if his hand was grabbing an iron rod. The internal force rebounded and his fingers were swollen.

I can't defeat him. I am no match for him!
"Wait, damn!"

A fist was rapidly enlarging in his sight.

With a bang, Ouyang Feng flew backwards into the mountain wall, with only his hands and feet swinging outside.

"I guess you don't know where Ouyang Feng is."

Tan Wenjie walked up to Ouyang Feng.

"The hero is right." Ouyang Feng nodded repeatedly.

He was beaten up when they met for the first time and lost his temper. As long as he has a sound mind, he will definitely not admit that he is Ouyang Feng.

"My dear hero, you are a man of outstanding appearance, handsome, skilled in martial arts, and kind-hearted." Ouyang Feng smiled apologetically, "You will definitely not attack innocent passers-by, right?"

Tan Wenjie nodded: "You are right, but since you said I am a hero, I must destroy the body and remove all traces, otherwise how can I survive in the martial arts world if the news spreads?"

Ouyang Feng: "Ah? No way, so insidious?"

"You are far from being that insidious."

Tan Wenjie turned and walked into the Nine Yin White Bone Cave. Many of Ouyang Feng's skills had not yet been unleashed, so there was no rush to take action.

Inside the Nine Yin Bone Cave.

The air is turbid.

A gorilla suddenly jumped out, and when he saw Tan Wenjie, he immediately shouted, "Human!"

Then he fled in panic.

Are monsters afraid of people? We know from Jiugong Zhenren that one of the monsters here died, and it is very likely that Jiugong Zhenren killed that monster, so the three monsters are afraid of people.

With the gorilla leading the way, Tan Wenjie easily found the other two monsters in the Jiuyin White Bone Cave.

A gorilla, an eagle, and a dinosaur.

The three monsters were surrounded by Tan Wenjie and trapped in a corner.

"It's over this time, it's over this time!"

Tan Wenjie drew his sword: "Where is your toilet?"

"Huh?" X3
The three monsters looked at each other, they were so ferocious that they actually came here specifically to rob the toilets. They were indeed ferocious "people".

"Here."

The three monsters were obediently leading the way in front, but they were actually plotting loudly.

"We'll lead him in a circle later, trick him out, and then immediately block the entrance with rocks!"

"That's a good idea. This way no one can come in."

"But how do we get out?"

The three monsters fell into silence: "..."

Forget it, just cooperate well.

The stench was getting closer and closer, and Tan Wenjie finally saw nine large tripods.

The world's absolute number one magical skill, the "Nine Yin Scriptures", is engraved on it.

Tan Wenjie kicked off his cloth shoes, which instantly turned into three-headed dragons. "Monster!" X3
After shouting, the three monsters suddenly realized: "We are monsters too."

But compared to their cute appearance, the appearance of the three-headed dragon can be described as ferocious.

"Keep an eye on them." Tan Wenjie ordered.

"Got it, boss." The three heads spoke at the same time.

The three monsters were also very obedient and left with the three-headed dragon.

"Boss, there's a pond nearby. Do you want to go take a shower?" The eagle spoke first.

"You are actually flattering me!" The chimpanzee beat his chest in anger, realizing that he was one step too late.

Ouyang Feng, who was hanging on the wall outside the cave with serious injuries, was stunned.

“Dragon…Dragon?!”

……

In the Nine Yin White Bone Cave, Tan Wenjie practiced his skills.

“Great success is like a lack, its use is not exhausted; great fullness is like a rush, its use is infinite… Wait, isn’t this the Tao Te Ching?”

Time flies, and ten days passed in a flash.

In the Jiuyin White Bone Cave, nine tripods were flying in the air, and Tan Wenjie was sitting cross-legged in the distance.

"Boom!" A tripod suddenly exploded.

"Boom" "Boom" there were explosions one after another until all the tripods were blown to pieces.

[After serious practice, you finally mastered the Nine Yin Manual]

九阴真经lv1（0/90）：生命+10、法力+10、体力+10；九阴白骨爪，消耗15体力；凌空点穴，消耗1体力；隐身，消耗5体力。

With Tan Wenjie's current talent for cultivation, he successfully reached the lv2 level after only a short while of sitting cross-legged.

九阴真经lv2（0/180）：生命+20、法力+20、体力+20……

九阴真经lv3（0/540）：生命+30、法力+30、体力+30……

The experience required was getting higher and higher, so he chose to just put the experience in.

……

He had to stop when he reached level 9. He had already invested all his experience into it, and this upgrade required 3 million experience points.

九阴真经lv9（1360/32659200）：生命+190、法力+190、体力+190；生命恢复速度+30%、法力恢复速度+30%、体力恢复速度+30%；九阴白骨爪，消耗15体力；凌空点穴，消耗1体力；隐身，消耗5体力。

As for what he has gained from his practice so far, his life force, mana, and physical strength have all increased by 550 points.

Life: 801/801
Mana: 1068/1068
Physical strength: 1116/1116
Without any equipment or bonuses, it is almost the same as using Wanfo Chaozong.

"It's not easy to make up for the gap of 30 million experience points."

He stood up and left the Nine Yin White Bone Cave.

There is a pool outside Danxia Mountain. A three-headed dragon is swallowing up the essence of the sun and the moon, and four figures beside it are imitating it.

When Tan Wenjie arrived, he saw Ouyang Feng imitating and it seemed like he was practicing the "Five Elements Technique".

"Four bosses!"

The first time Ouyang Feng saw Tan Wenjie, he pointed at him and said, "That guy is bullying me. You have to avenge me!"

He put his hands on his hips and looked at Tan Wenjie smugly.

"Hehehe, you are in trouble~!"

"Boss!" The three-headed dragon spoke, broke through the water and came ashore, then turned into a cloth shoe and hung it on Tan Wenjie's right foot.

The three monsters just paused, and then immediately shouted: "Big Boss!"

The boss of the boss is your boss. What's wrong with sucking up to him? It's not shameful at all.

Ouyang Feng realized something was wrong and turned around to run, but was stopped by three monsters.

"The three bosses are our own people."

"How dare you scold the boss!" The three demons were furious. Their loyalty was evident to all.

"Banana, you bastard." Ouyang Feng put his hands on his hips, "You can kill me or chop me up as you wish. Use whatever powerful means you have."

Tan Wenjie clenched his fists and stepped closer: "Not only is it powerful, it's simply cruel!"

"Boss, spare my life!" Ouyang Feng knelt down decisively. "I have an 80-year-old mother and a daughter who just learned to walk. My whole family depends on me to take care of them. I am the pillar of the family. I cannot die."

"Who said you should die?" Tan Wenjie waved his hand, "Hand over all your martial arts skills."

"Damn, you should have told me earlier, bro." Ouyang Feng stood up.

If you want your own martial arts skills and the seller's market, your life will definitely be saved.

Tan Wenjie: “Hmm?”

"I mean that it is their blessing that their martial arts are favored by the big boss." Ouyang Feng knelt down again.

The most valuable time for your knees is when you kneel down to look for gold. It's not that he was afraid, it's just that he didn't find it just now and wanted to kneel down to look for it again to get some money for the journey.

"That's shameless enough. Keep it up."

"Hehehe, thank you for the compliment, boss."

Tan Wenjie took Ouyang Feng with him, stepped on the flying carpet and flew towards the Golden Wheel Kingdom.

Three monsters waved from behind, but the flying carpet was too small and there was no room for them.

Along the way, Ouyang Feng taught all the Toad Skill to Tan Wenjie. He would never want to experience the feeling of falling like a toad from a high altitude for the second time.

……

Golden Wheel Kingdom.

After landing, Tan Wenjie threw Ouyang Feng to Zhou Botong: "Don't kill him."

"Boss, wait a minute, Boss!" Ouyang Feng was anxious, "Why don't you hand me over to someone else?"

As a sex-hungry ghost and an expert in picking up girls, he has snatched countless girls with his pair of charming eyes. He could tell at a glance that the little girl in front of him was a rabbit.

"I want to avenge my brother!" Zhou Botong drew his sword.

"Wait, he asked you not to kill me."

"Chopping off your hands, feet and little head wouldn't count as killing you."

"what--!"

There were screams of terror outside. Tan Wenjie had already seen the Third Princess, Little Junior Sister, Huang Yaoshi and others.

There is a familiar figure beside the junior sister.

"Hong Qi?"

He has now defeated Huang Yaoshi, Prince Duan, and Ouyang Feng, leaving Hong Qi and Zhou Botong. He just helped Zhou Botong find Ouyang Feng, and there would be no problem asking him to spar with him. He was just thinking about where to find Hong Qi, but he didn't expect Hong Qi to come to him on his own initiative.

"Brother Jie." Hong Qi had a complicated expression, "I want to fight you! If I can't beat you, I will die in your hands!"

He thought that since Tan Wenjie was away these days, he could take advantage of the chaos to win his cousin's heart, but he didn't expect to be rejected.

"it is good."

If someone invites him to a duel, he won't refuse.

"Cousin," the junior sister advised, "you'd better not fight with that bastard."

"Cousin, you feel sorry for me."

"No, I'm afraid you might hurt him by accident."

"Ahhh, I'll fight you!"

Hong Qi yelled and rushed towards Tan Wenjie.

"See the dragon in the wild, one wild! Two wild! Three wild!!"

Then Hong Qigong flew back at an even faster speed and fell to the ground, covering his chest.

"What's your trick?"

"Iron Sand Palm." Tan Wenjie shook his hands.

"Iron Sand Palm can be so powerful?" Hong Qi stood up and spread his arms, "Flying Dragon in the Sky!"

The body spun rapidly and flew high into the sky.

As the only expert on the scene, Huang Yaoshi even acted as a commentator.

"What a domineering and powerful palm technique! Hong Qi's move is like a flying dragon in the sky, looking down from a high position and taking the lead."

Tan Wenjie bent his knees slightly, jumped up and slapped Hong Qi.

"Snapped!"

"Ouch!"

Hong Qi fell to the ground, covering his head, and a buzzing sound came from his ears.

"What's your trick?"

Just now when he was flying in the air, he only saw Tan Wenjie raising his hand and slapping him. He wanted to break it but found that the palm wind was fierce. It seemed that there were many flaws, but because the attack was too fast, his brain moved but his body could not keep up. In the end, he watched helplessly as the slap fell on his head.

Tan Wenjie said: "Let's do the jumping iron sand palm again."

"No more, no more!" Hong Qi covered his head.

It's not like he likes being beaten.

"Cousin, are you okay?" The voice of the junior sister suddenly came.

Hong Qi's face lit up with joy. He didn't expect to have such an unexpected gain.

"It's okay, I'm fine!"

"Oh."

Then the little sister ran up to Tan Wenjie and whispered to him, humming "humph" now and then, which made Hong Qi's eyes sour.

"Help!" Ouyang Feng ran in in a panic, "Boss, help! That rabbit is trying to kill me."

Although his strength improved after practicing the "Five Elements Technique" and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, he wisely chose to hide his shortcomings and curry favor with those who matter most.

"Ahhh!" Zhou Botong rushed over with a sword.

Tan Wenjie quickly pinned Zhou Botong down, disarmed him, and then trapped him in place using the "Aerial Acupuncture Technique".

At this point, all five masters have been defeated and one of the optional tasks has been completed. It seems that I can leave this world.

Don't be in a hurry, he hasn't become an immortal yet, wait for news from Prince Duan.

……

In the imperial master's room, she hid behind her butt without even looking at the invincible flying carpet and crystal ball that Tan Wenjie had delivered to her.

"You're back just in time. I've done some changes for you. How do you feel about that?" The Imperial Master happily grabbed me from behind.

"Bang!" A heavy object hit the ground.

Looking at the ordinary wheels, Tan Wenjie looked puzzled.

"I helped you sort out some of the stuff in there and removed the useless parts." The Imperial Master said, "I also helped you add flying."

Hot Wheels?
"I named it Invincible Wind, Wheel of Fire!"

Damn, did Gui Wangda go to the wrong set, or did Oboi come with the Ten Cruel Tortures of the Qing Dynasty?

This name is not serious.

"Can you change your name?" asked Tan Wenjie.

"Of course it's your stuff, you said so, forget it."

"Why not call it a train?"

[Train (weapon/magic weapon/equipment), can travel thousands of miles, can fly, can search for enemies and attack automatically, can release flames, damage to ghosts and evil spirits +8, enchantment effect +6; temporary gain of all equipment within a 60-meter range +0%, consumes a certain amount of energy; features: fusion upgrade (fusion of weapons/magic weapons/equipment, can increase level), deceleration, sharpness, hardness, power storage, overload, fit; current remaining energy: ]

Rarity: Gold
This time I can really take off by stepping on my left foot with my right foot.

(End of this chapter)