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Chapter 474 Why can’t you put a light bulb in your mouth?

Inside Zixia Temple, Zhang Susu looked up at Tan Wenjie.

It’s totally impossible for ordinary people to understand.

It's only been a day or two, could it be that he has become stronger?

"Electrification will be provided step by step in the future."

Zixia Temple already belongs to his wholly-owned sect. Although they are in different worlds, the founder is the same. Since they are his family, there is no need to be stingy.

Besides, my second uncle has also arranged some little ghosts with extremely long lifespans to do the work, so there will be no problem in generating electricity to supply the entire Tanjia Town.

Tan Wenjie looked at the electrician who was busy pulling the wires, and pointed at a few light bulbs on the table and said, "By the way, you can't put this thing in your mouth."

Afang, Axing, Wangcai and others were puzzled, but still nodded. They just didn't understand why the light bulb had to be stuffed into the mouth.

When Tan Wenjie and Zhang Susu left together, they all looked at the light bulb on the table in tacit understanding.

"Really can't put it in your mouth?"

"Why can't you put it in your mouth?"

On the other side, Tan Wenjie and Zhang Susu talked about the problem of monsters near Tanjia Town.

With him in charge of Tanjia Town, no monsters or demons dare to come and threaten it, and places that are farther away are difficult to defend.

Just like an army turned into zombies before, if left alone for a long time, it would breed plague.

What Zhang Susu meant was that her disciples were gifted and although they seemed unreliable at ordinary times, they learned very quickly and had no problem dealing with ordinary monsters and demons.

"You really underestimated them."

When there is danger, this group of people will be more reliable, and when there is no danger, they will take the initiative to create danger.

With my protection, Tanjia Town is peaceful and tranquil. Otherwise, something bad would happen every now and then. If it were Uncle Jiu, he would not be able to control them. Someone would definitely die and become a zombie or a ghost.

Zhang Susu didn't understand what he meant, but nodded slightly, mistakenly thinking that Tan Wenjie was praising her disciple.

"I mean to ask you to train more people. They don't need to learn advanced methods. It's enough for them to be able to identify dangers and know how to use some evil-repelling treasures."

Ghost hunting and literacy.

Basic science knowledge.

I don't ask to be able to catch ghosts, but at least I know to use chopsticks to pinch my fingers, or throw black dog blood, when I see a ghost possessed, or to scatter glutinous rice when I encounter a zombie.

Don’t be like Qiu Sheng who follows Uncle Jiu every day and asks him to get glutinous rice but only gets glutinous rice instead.

Zhang Susu nodded slightly. There was nothing wrong with not letting her pass on the family magic and just telling her some basic scientific knowledge.

"Oh no! Oh no!" Xiaoyue ran out.

"what happened?"

“They put the light bulb in their mouth.”

"..."

Tan Wenjie looked at Ah Fang and Wang Cai who had light bulbs in their mouths, and then looked at the others.

"You didn't try it?"

"Only two."

It's not that I don't want to, it's just that it's not enough.

"Blame me."

Tan Wenjie rubbed his fingers gently.

Hiss, hiss. Under his control, the current was very stable.

then……

"Wow, it's on, the light is on!"

Everyone exclaimed.

Ah Fang, Wang Cai: “Woo woo woo!”

I want to cry without tears.

"Don't talk, put your hands in front of your mouth."

After the two were ready, Tan Wenjie poked lightly with his finger.

change!
The light bulb shrank in an instant, fell into their hands, and returned to normal the next moment.

"Brother Jie, what kind of magic is this?"

"Don't even think about the art of transformation. You can't learn it."

Not necessarily. These people can learn a lot of magic spells even if they work for a few days and rest for a few days. Maybe they can really learn it.

But if these people really learn the art of transformation, Tanjia Town might be in turmoil.

Tan Wenjie raised his wrist and glanced at it. Although it was bald and he didn't wear a watch, he said, "My wife is waiting for me to eat at home. By the way, don't put a light bulb up your butt."

After giving his instructions, he turned and left.

Everyone looks at me and I look at you.

Xiaoyue immediately snatched the light bulb and shook her head frantically: "No, no, it's too disgusting!"

“We didn’t intend to do that.”

Who told them to be so bored that they stuffed a light bulb with their mouths? There's no way to defend themselves.

……

After returning home, Tan Wenjie practiced the Yin-Yang Division Method while waiting for his bad luck to dissipate. The previous obstacles and difficulties in practice suddenly disappeared after he became an immortal.

Then, Uncle Jiu’s video call came.

"What's up?"

More than half a year had passed, and he almost forgot that he had cheated the other party. Fortunately, the other party called him to question him and reminded him of it.

"Ah, wait a minute, there's someone looking for me here, it seems to be Zhegu."

Uncle Jiu opened his mouth to speak, but after several attempts he chose to log off.

There is always someone stronger than you, so he decided to go out and hide.

"Wenjie, it's time to eat."

"coming."

Tan Wenjie walked over and took Ren Tingting's hand.

"By the way, Zhuzhu is back."

"Ah."

Zhuzhu hasn't appeared in hundreds of episodes, and if it weren't for Jingjing, he would have almost forgotten about her.

"She also asked you in the letter."

"Really? You can invite her to Tanjia Town and go shopping together."

Ren Tingting looked at him suspiciously.

She was a little uncomfortable with the fact that the pervert was not so perverted.

Could it be that he was trying to lure someone into a trap and then capture Jingjing and Zhuzhu together? The two of them look too similar and will definitely become a powerful force in the backyard of the Tan residence.

"what happened?"

"nothing."

Tan Wenjie was thinking about the lottery.

Although there are no special treasures in the world of "East is West", it is still possible to draw ten or twenty times.

After dinner, practice, eat, sleep...

Finally, the bad luck dissipated.

Luck is constant at +5, and he is surrounded by the aura of blessings and virtues. If he hurts his foot while walking on the road, it must be because he stepped on gold; if he stepped on silver, it means he is unlucky.

The gates of hell are open again.

First ten draws in a row.

2 red 2 orange 4 purple 2 blue

Red:
[Although I have a lecherous look, I am very cute—Prince Duan]

Stamina +20, Mana +20, Life +20
Talent "Immortal Body" level +1.

Immortal Body lv2: Transcends the mortal realm and ascends to immortality, blessed with good fortune, avoids misfortune, luck +2
[She is a princess, give her some face - Jiugong Zhenren]

Stamina +30, Mana +10, Life +10
Skill "Skill Fusion Furnace" level +1.

Skill Fusion Furnace lv2: You have extraordinary talent and understanding. You can fuse multiple skills to obtain new skills. The probability of skill level reduction is -50%. Consumption: None.

orange:
[Immortal Wine (Unlocked): Status Restored, Experience +1W, Vitality Restored 5 Points]

[It’s not a boot, it’s a hidden weapon——Wang Chongyang]

Stamina +20, Mana +10
Talent "Innate Body" level +1.

Innate Body lv2: Physical strength +1, life recovery speed +20%, cultivation speed +20%, easier to comprehend.

紫：
[You are all big fools, I am the biggest winner in the world——Ouyang Feng]

Stamina +20
Talent: "Poison-resistant body".

Poison-resistant body lv1: Poison resistance +3
[I love you, I love you, I love you, you, you, you——Hong Qi]

Stamina +20
Palm damage +1
[Your muscles are quite strong. - Zhou Botong]

Stamina +20, Health +10
[My dear sister, I long to meet you. Your beauty is so enviable that I envy you like a fairy. - Huang Yaoshi]

Stamina +20
Fingering damage +1
蓝：
[Why are you staring at me——Junior Sister]

Stamina +5
[The sea is boundless! — The Third Princess]

Stamina +5
The second ten-pull series.

2 purple 8 blue

All are Ouyang Feng, physical strength +40, poison resistance +2
There are 8 blue left, which brings 40 physical strength.

finally:
Life: 871/871
Mana: 1153/1153
Physical strength: 1446/1446
Taking into account various bonuses such as magic weapons and skins, your strength will be doubled.

Upgrade it by the way.

The level has been raised to 11, but there are less than million experience points left.

Skills that once required krypton experience to learn can now be easily learned through talent. The only difference is that it takes three to five more days.

He tidied up casually. His energy was already full and it would be a waste to waste any more.

Although fairy wine can restore 5 vitality, it costs as much as 1000 magic coins.

Tan Wenjie glanced at the two secret worlds, "School Tomb" and "My Left Eye Sees Ghosts", which he had not visited yet. It was a bit of a waste of time.

Maybe I can go there in the future when I have too much energy to use it all.

Now he wants to go back to familiar places to see old friends. There are some places and things he can't let go of. Now that he is strong enough, the previous problems may no longer be problems.

First commandment, stay for 30 days.

……

dark night.

A bus was stopped.

"Bang bang!"

The people who stopped outside the door raised their ID cards.

With a click, the door opened.

Li Guoqiang, wearing a suit, got into the car breathing heavily, his eyes fixed on a woman sitting in the corner.

"The police are investigating a case! Everyone stay in your seats and don't move!"

He pulled out his gun and pointed it at the woman in the corner. The woman sensed something was wrong and wanted to escape, but the distance was so close that she had no time to make any extra movements. With a "bang", her body fell to the ground.

Li Guoqiang held the gun in both hands and watched quietly until the corpse stopped struggling, then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Buzz, the phone vibrates.

He took out his phone and answered it.

"The one who escaped has been killed. Okay, what?" Li Guoqiang's face suddenly changed. He slowly backed away, but his hand holding the gun never loosened.

At the same time, he kept his eyes on the passengers in the car.

The passengers looked at him in silence.

Then they slowly stood up.

The driver started the bus again and turned off the interior lights, with only the occasional passing street light dimly illuminating what was going on inside.

Li Guoqiang was backing away, but the passengers climbed over the seats like zombies and pounced on him with their fangs and claws bared.

Then in the next moment, the bus fell into darkness again.

"boom!"

The bus speeding through the darkness was like a small boat sailing in the sea, and the light from the muzzle briefly illuminated the interior of the car.

"boom!"

"boom!"

The bodies were hit accurately in the head, but in the narrow and shaking bus, it was difficult for Li Guoqiang to stand steadily.

Li Guoqiang had no way to retreat, so he turned his gun around and killed the driver, then hurriedly pressed the door-opening button on the control console.

But he thought of something and his eyes became fierce. All the things in this car must die here. If he opened the car door, it would be like letting the tiger go back to the mountain.

After the driver died, the bus did not stop and continued to rush forward at high speed. Li Guoqiang looked at the bridge across the river, reached out to grab the steering wheel and swung it violently.

"boom!"

The bus crashed through the guardrail and plunged into the water.

The glass shattered and water poured in quickly, trapping everyone in the cage and no one could get out.

Li Guoqiang grinned as he watched those ghosts banging on the glass frantically trying to get out.

So what if it's a ghost? You'll drown anyway.

Goo-goo-goo-goo.

The air in the lungs is squeezed by the water and rushes toward the surface.

Splash!

Li Guoqiang saw a figure separating from the water, with mist swirling around his body in an exaggerated manner.

He was lifted up and flew out of the water.

"Ugh, cough, cough——!" Li Guoqiang fell to the ground and spat out a few mouthfuls of water.

"It's you. Am I dead?"

Looking at Tan Wenjie wearing armor, dragon and tiger skirt, and lion dance pants, Li Guoqiang had a strong sense of awkwardness.

Who in their right mind would dress like this?

"Why can't it be me who comes back?"

Li Guoqiang shook his head and wanted to say something, but he saw a huge whirlpool in the river and something was swimming quickly in it.

next moment.

"boom!"

The water surface exploded and a cloth shoe came flying towards them at a high speed.

Li Guoqiang saw with his own eyes that the cloth shoe was hung on Tan Wenjie's right foot.

"you……"

"Sorry I'm back a little late." Tan Wenjie grinned, "I just became an immortal."

Li Guoqiang opened his mouth wide.

"If you come back now, we, they..."

His heart suddenly began to beat violently. Now that Tan Wenjie had returned with extraordinary martial arts skills, perhaps the situation would improve.

"Did your girlfriend see the inappropriate content on your browser? Otherwise, why did you jump into the river and commit suicide?"

"no!"

"How long have I been gone?"

"More than a month."

Li Guoqiang was a little surprised to see his clothes dried instantly after Tan Wenjie waved his hand, but electronic products are broken and cannot be used for drying.

Since he couldn't contact Huang Yaozu by phone for the time being, Li Guoqiang talked to Tan Wenjie about the changes that had happened in recent times.

The training of the "heavenly soldiers and generals" left by Tan Wenjie is still going on, and everyone is helping each other, but in recent times it seems that there has been an invasion from within, and the casualties have increased.

The police station is like an isolated island. Orders from superiors must be reviewed repeatedly. Any omissions will lead to irreparable consequences.

"Take me to see Huang Yaozu."

……

When they met again, Huang Yaozu still couldn't believe it.

It was as if I suddenly had support and could breathe a sigh of relief.

"How long can you stay?" Huang Yaozu asked.

If possible, he hopes that Tan Wenjie can stay and have a backbone.

"Only one month."

Tan Wenjie glanced at the snacks on the table.

Are the ghosts in this world very powerful? To ordinary people, it is true. Moreover, there are no gods in this world, and ghosts are like viruses.

But the ghosts in this world pose little threat to Tan Wenjie now. Even if a few of them have reached the top of the human race and can launch nuclear bombs, it will not help.

The nuclear bomb must be able to hit him.

So the real problem is not strength or weakness, but that those ghost things are buried too deep and the base is too large.

Humans are a minority.

Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang looked at each other and then fell silent.

There is not enough time, so at most we can solve a few obvious big problems.

Those things hid too deeply and were disguised just like ordinary people. No matter how powerful Tan Wenjie was, it was impossible for him to wipe out all the ghosts on the earth within a month.

What's more, a ghost has a very high position and can directly start a war.

When order is disrupted, ghosts can use the chaos to hide themselves in an instant, making all their efforts come to naught, and then quickly re-occupy various key positions and disrupt their iron-clad layout.

At that time, they will have to carefully identify whether their companions are human or ghost.

"I will try my best to help." Tan Wenjie said, "Just like curing a stubborn disease, you have to do it bit by bit. How much information have you investigated recently?"

Huang Yaozu directly opened the drawer and took out the file bag.

"It's not just us. The brothers who left also found some in the local area, but some people still died."

In fact, Wong Yao Cho wanted to ask Tam Man Kit if he had any method to improve his strength, rather than using props, but Tam Man Kit refused to talk about it.

He does have a method of training, even if it is just ordinary martial arts. Human strength may not increase after being taught, but if a person is invaded by a ghost, all secrets will be exposed in an instant, and it will become a bullet shot back, and the situation will only be worse.

Here, magic cannot be practiced and no one uses mana.

"What about the brothers who died?" asked Tan Wenjie.

"They chose to commit suicide before being caught, and some became stubborn after their death."

"Take me to see it."

"Let Li Guoqiang take you there. I have other things to deal with here." Huang Yaozu said.

He has too much work to do and has no time to spare.

Li Guoqiang is not the only brother who is slaying ghosts tonight. Others are also fighting with their heads tied to their belts.

With Li Guoqiang leading the way, Tan Wenjie saw a ghostly figure with an evil aura at a nearby intersection.

On the way here, Li Guoqiang also bought yellow paper.

Li Guoqiang suddenly asked: "Do you think there is really a hell in this world?"

"No." Tan Wenjie was decisive.

Li Guoqiang smiled and said, "Yes, there definitely isn't one, otherwise they wouldn't have allowed the demons and ghosts to cause trouble. I can see him, but I still burn paper for him, even though I know he can't receive it."

"Kill, kill, kill!"

The murderous figure suddenly turned around, glanced at Tan Wenjie, and continued to roar "Kill, kill, kill".

"His daughter was taken away by a ghost, so he joined us to seek revenge." Li Guoqiang said, "But he was targeted by those things some time ago. He was worried that his mind would be known and that his body would become a weapon to deceive or even hurt his brothers, so he committed suicide."

Tan Wenjie casually took a piece of yellow paper from Li Guoqiang.

The evil ghost, which was full of murderous aura, was still muttering "kill, kill, kill". When Tan Wenjie approached, he just stared at him without any other movement.

Face to face, the man and the ghost looked at each other.

The yellow paper was folded quickly in Tan Wenjie's hands, and when he opened his palms again, it had turned into a paper man.

Tan Wenjie stretched out his hand and grabbed the evil ghost, who instantly turned into a ball of black gas.

"Come in!"

He slapped the black air into the paper man.

The next moment, the paper man trembled and floated up.

Throwing beans to create soldiers, instead of letting the other party suffer here with hatred, it is better to let them follow you to kill ghosts.

"You go back first." Tan Wenjie's body slowly floated up.

"What about you?" Li Guoqiang asked subconsciously.

"When gods descend to earth and heavenly masters come out of the mountains, of course they are there to subdue demons and monsters."

The next moment his figure disappeared from Li Guoqiang's eyes.

Li Guoqiang rubbed his eyes, it seemed that this time, he had a great chance of winning.

……

The invisible Tan Wenjie stood on the train and stayed in the air, flipping through the documents in his hands quickly.

Address, photos, interpersonal relationships, etc., no matter how big or small, it can be seen that Huang Yaozu spent a lot of effort on it.

What Tan Wenjie had to do was much simpler: add punctuation and then cast Chu Renmei.

One by one, the split Meiyi parachuted from the sky and rushed towards their targets.

In a tea restaurant, a spiky-haired man watched a pretty girl with long legs leave, then quickly stood up and followed her.

Crossing the alley, he quickened his pace, pretending to meet them by chance.

"Oh, miss, what a coincidence."

The beautiful girl with long legs was also a little surprised.

"You seem to be from the next table?"

"Yeah, I..." The yellow-haired man wanted to express his thoughts, but he didn't expect the beautiful girl to come over and grab his hand.

What good luck!

He was pleasantly surprised, but the long-legged beauty's expression suddenly changed.

"You, who are you?!" he said as he stepped back.

The yellow-haired man looked back, then raised his finger and pointed at the tip of his nose: "You ask me?"

He is the only one here.

In the eyes of the long-legged beauty, the female ghost in a blue coat with her hair hanging down was moving her body stiffly and approaching step by step.

The next moment, the long-legged beauty fell to the ground, limp and motionless.

"Hey, are you okay?" The yellow-haired man leaned over and patted the other's cheek. Sensing that something was wrong, he gently placed his fingers under his nose.

“Hello? Hello! Ah——!”

"Dead!"

(End of this chapter)