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Chapter 72: The Return of the Ghost
The old house caught fire and there was no way to save it.

Mrs. Li is very powerful in combat, probably because the people in this world have extraordinary physiques, and Mrs. Li is a special case among them. If Tan Wenjie had not inherited the bloodline of the Tan family, he would have been defeated.

When Tan Wenjie was leisurely leaving the building, he happened to see Xiaorong walking out holding the hand of an old lady.

"Xiao Rong!"

Tan Wenjie took the initiative to say hello. He had been casting the Liu Haizhu spell on Xiaorong all night, causing the target to fall into a negative state of sleep, so he felt a little strange when he saw Xiaorong.

"Uncle Tan." Xiao Rong greeted him obediently and introduced, "This is my grandma."

"Hello, grandma. I'm Xiaorong's neighbor."

The old lady smiled and nodded to Tan Wenjie: "Xiaorong missed his mother, so I brought him back to see her."

After a brief greeting, the two sides passed each other.

When the grandfather and grandson went upstairs, they saw Mrs. Li lying on the bed. Although her body was sore and she couldn't move, she looked relaxed from the inside out.

Xiao Rong looked at Mrs. Li with some fear, but she did not expect Mrs. Li to call out softly, "Xiao Rong."

It was so gentle that Xiaorong didn't react.

"Mommy, what's wrong with you?" Xiaorong asked worriedly.

"It's nothing. Mommy accidentally twisted her leg last night." Mrs. Li tried to close her legs, but in the end she still spread her legs apart into brackets.

Let’s talk about Tan Wenjie. He started to act immediately after leaving the building.

Leon has his own way of catching ghosts, and he also has his own preparations, which must be more sufficient this time. The evil ghost Mr. Li will definitely be more ferocious after being strengthened by Leon's blessed mouth. The box of ink line made with chicken blood has dried up and needs to be prepared again.

When he was fully prepared, Captain Lu called and his first words were full of grievance: "Mr. Tan, please save us!"

It turned out that Leon was taking Captain Lu and the others to conduct their first lesson in ghost hunting to overcome their fear.

Then they went from playing with feces to playing with detonators, and eventually blew everyone into the emergency room.

……

into the night,

Several people were sitting in the security room of the building.

Because Leon had to go back to Chongguang Psychiatric Hospital for roll call at night, and the building had to be patrolled at night, they could feel much safer.

When several people saw Tan Wenjie, they began to complain.

"Mr. Tan, that psychopath has a problem with his brain."

"Yeah, he made us play the game of detonators and passing the parcel, and he made us play the game of shit, and he also made us..."

"They told us that we could see ghosts by using cow's tears as mouthwash. As a result, we accidentally molested women on the street and were taken to the police station. We spent 1000 yuan to get released."

Lyon's theory does not have any feasibility, or in other words, everything he said does not need to convince anyone, but only needs to convince himself, which is enough to activate the imagination.

Learning to catch ghosts from Leon is just like being fooled.

But Tan Wenjie certainly could not admit that he paid these people just to have more human shields on the night of the return of the soul.

"Everyone, please be patient." Tan Wenjie raised his hands.

With so many eyes staring at him, he had no choice but to use his trump card: "After Mr. Li's return night, I will give everyone a big red envelope."

"Mr. Tan, I'm a very straightforward person. We respect you very much, so we want to help you. It has nothing to do with taking your red envelope."

"Forget it, I'll give you some face."

However, the next day, Tan Wenjie took leave again and did not come.

"Why didn't you come again?" Several people looked at Tiedan in unison.

Everyone knew that Tiedan would help run errands and buy things, especially Tan Wenjie who always gave generous tips, but this job was difficult for other people to get.

Some people are gossiping, some are curious, and some are very unhappy.

Since this is a ghost catching class, and Tan Wenjie has not come, they are the only ones left to be fooled by Leon.

Tiedan shook his head: "I don't know, I just helped buy six boxes last night..."

“Six boxes is so little?” Even Leon, who was drinking milk, couldn’t help but gossip, “He changed to a vegetarian diet?”

……

The seventh day came in a flash. Tan Wenjie showed up occasionally, but he only came to discuss spells with Leon and left after the conversation without any delay. Instead, he only attended a ghost catching class once and ran away in the middle of it.

Half of the ghost hunting class time is spent on the way to the hospital. If everyone was not in good health, they would have been tortured to death by Leon.

The security guards complained that if Tan Wenjie hadn't kept raising the price, they would have missed Mr. Li's seventh day and would have had to queue up for it soon.

The seventh day after Mr. Li’s death, at night.

The clock hands clicked.

"Tonight at twelve o'clock, the evil spirit will return, everyone must be careful."

Lyon had already arrived at the security room with a flower pot and a box, and found that everyone in the security room was very casual. They followed Lyon for seven days in exchange for extra money from Boss Tan, and chased ghosts like crazy, but in the end they didn't even touch a single ghost hair, so they didn't believe that any evil spirit would come back tonight.

"Why didn't Ajie come?"

"He seems to have gone to settle Mrs. Li." Tiedan's expression was a little unnatural.

"Tiedan, you didn't get any special work from Mr. Tan again, did you?"

"Damn it, you're earning tips again, let's split it in half when we meet!"

At this moment, it was 12 o'clock.

Everyone immediately fell silent.

No matter how much they don't believe it in their hearts, they will still feel uneasy after hearing too many stories of the return of the soul on the seventh day.

"Everyone remember, everything we see is an illusion. As long as you are not afraid, nothing will happen!" Leon comforted everyone.

Based on his experience in catching ghosts, Mr. Li knew that if a fierce ghost came back to life and saw so many of his own people, he would definitely become wary. The best way would be to use a strategy to separate everyone and then defeat them one by one.

Unexpectedly, there was a knock on the door.

dong dong.

Ruhua opened the door casually, and a ghost face suddenly rushed in. It was the returned evil ghost Mr. Li.

He was holding a pair of men's underwear in his hand and yelled, "Whose underwear is this!"

"There really is a ghost!"

"Mr. Li has returned to the spirit world!"

"Ghost Hunter, come on!"

The security room was in chaos, with people walking around in circles, but no one dared to get close to the door.

"I didn't expect you to actually come right to my door? That's easy."

Leon took a deep breath, and his chest swelled up quickly: "Then look at my Lightning Thunder Fist!"

Hiss, electric light filled the air.

Lightning bursts.

Mr. Li's pale face changed drastically. The powerful threat frightened him so much that he almost lost his soul. He turned into a gust of cold wind and escaped from the security room.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, the lightning suddenly stopped, and Leon fell to the ground holding his stomach: "Oh no, I think I have appendicitis, is there anyone who can help call an ambulance?"

The security guards looked at each other.

Why call an ambulance? They only have Leon, a ghost catcher, with them. If they send him away, everyone will be dead.

Just as he helped Leon escape from the security room, he saw Mr. Li at the end of the corridor, laughing: "Appendicitis? Then you are dead."

"Wait, we know who knows whose pair of men's underwear that is!"

Everyone turned to look at Tiedan, and Tiedan nodded decisively: "Yes, I know where he is." Thinking back to the action plans that Tan Wenjie had talked to him about this morning, Tiedan took a deep breath, knowing that 20,000 yuan was not easy to take.

Mr. Li said, "Lead the way."

The next moment, his figure disappeared.

"That guy got on one of us." Leon was sweating and listless at the moment, "Be careful."

When they heard that the ghost was among them, everyone was shocked, and then immediately distanced themselves, thinking that no one could believe it.

"No matter who you are on, I will take you to see him." Tiedan shouted bravely.

Ding, the elevator opens.

Several people entered the elevator one after another, and the eerie atmosphere had reached its peak.

Fortunately, because Mr. Li was cuckolded and just wanted to find the adulterer, he endured it in the crowd and did not kill anyone.

Take the elevator to the first floor, exit the building, and go to the open space on the east side.

The street lights could only vaguely illuminate a few blurry human silhouettes.

"Mr. Tan, Mr. Tan?" Tiedan shouted, "The ghost is between us, he wants to see you!"

Tiedan suddenly stopped and said, "Daoyou Ming, why are you here?"

Daoyou Ming smiled and greeted: "I'm a temporary worker. Mr. Tan gave me two thousand yuan to help catch ghosts."

"Where's Mr. Tan?"

"I am here."

The voice came from the darkness. When everyone looked, they found that Tan Wenjie was standing behind a table. On the table were red candles, incense burners, command flags, a machete, two chickens hanging upside down, an ink bottle, and a tin staff.

The incense is burning.

He was wearing a strange and eerie copper coin mask on his face.

"Possessed by a ghost?" Tan Wenjie glanced at the security guards and easily identified that the Vietnamese guy carrying the Lyon suitcase was the one possessed by Mr. Li.

Looking at Leon again, this guy was sweating profusely and looked like he was about to die. At that time, he was thinking that after Leon caught the ghost, he would just sit back and reap the benefits by buying a fierce ghost for 1000 yuan, and then learn the Lightning Thunder Fist. Preparing a backup plan was just his subconscious behavior.

Unexpectedly, Lyon made a mistake.

Before Aqun showed up, this guy got appendicitis.

The evil spirit didn't even think about hiding, and pulled out a chainsaw from the suitcase: "Boy, I found a pair of underwear in my house that is not mine!"

Tan Wenjie: "Don't you have an extra pair of underwear to wear? Congratulations."

"What did you say!" The evil ghost Mr. Li pressed the switch and the chainsaw started to buzz.

The security guards dispersed immediately.

Tan Wenjie: "I admit that the underwear is mine, but let me ask, a charming woman wants to commit suicide for love, and I can only sacrifice my beauty to save her life. If it were you, wouldn't you do the same?"

He said, looking at Tiedan: "Don't you want to?"

Tiedan nodded repeatedly: "Yes, of course I do!"

Mr. Li suddenly turned his head to look at Tiedan, and the chainsaw was roaring.

Tiedan's face changed drastically: "No, Mr. Li, he is plotting against me!"

"I will kill you!" Mr. Li rushed towards Tan Wenjie with an electric saw in hand.

"Bang bang bang!"

Tan Wenjie suddenly began to stomp the ground with his right foot, his head shook, and his copper coin mask collided and rattled, but he ignored Mr. Li who rushed over with a chainsaw.

"Be careful!" Captain Lu and others were watching from the side and couldn't help.

"Boom!"

A heavy figure suddenly flew out from behind Tan Wenjie and fell to the ground like a piece of iron.

He was an old man with a ferocious face. He raised his hand and slapped Mr. Li, causing him to stagger.

"Zombie?!"

The twin girls walked out hand in hand, following Uncle Dong.

"Fuck, what the hell is this thing?" The muscular dwarf also ran out. He was best at bullying the minority with his numbers. He raised his foot and was about to kick Mr. Li again, but he didn't expect the other party to swung the electric saw and sawed off one of the dwarf's legs. The muscular dwarf immediately screamed and jumped on one leg and ran away.

Mr. Li, who was caught off guard just now, was about to rush towards Tan Wenjie again with an electric saw. He wanted to kill the adulterer first.

The dwarf ghost hid behind the zombie Uncle Dong, showing his head and began to taunt: "You cuckold! Eat more bananas and your wife won't run away. Like cures like, you know."

Mr. Li, who was originally rushing towards Tan Wenjie, paused and subconsciously pounced on the dwarf.

But the twin girls held hands and crawled into the zombie's body together. The next moment, the stiff, dull and clumsy zombie suddenly became a little smart.

The chainsaw hit the zombie, the saw chain rotated and embedded into the flesh, producing a strong corpse smell and flying sparks.

The twin girls' souls were nearly sawed out of the zombies' bodies.

Mr. Li raised his foot again, kicked the zombie over, and then rushed towards Tan Wenjie behind the altar.

At this moment, Tan Wenjie, who had been stomping on the ground, suddenly stopped and pointed at his Taoist friend Ming beside him: "Hurry up and obey the order!"

Daoist friend Ming stood at attention immediately.

After tumbling in the air, the zombie landed lightly on the ground. Not caring about the large saw wound on his shoulder, he turned around and rushed towards Daoist Youming, picked him up, and quickly turned around to block the path of Mr. Li's chainsaw.

The chainsaw collided with Daoyou Ming.

The saw chain roared, flames flew, but Daoyou Ming was totally unharmed.

The zombie that had merged into a ghost and a corpse suddenly rushed forward, carrying Taoist Fellow Ming and stabbed Mr. Li, immediately cutting a wound from his left shoulder to his right waist.

Mr. Li screamed and flew out from the Vietnamese guy, but he didn't expect the zombie to come back and entangle him again. Four female ghost arms emerged from his body and pulled towards him.

Tan Wenjie's momentum changed, and he made another gesture: "The sky is clear and the earth is bright, the yin is turbid and the yang is clear, five or six yin masters, go out of the netherworld and into the underworld, forever guarding the center, protecting until the immortal, stepping on the seven stars..."

"General Zhou Cang!" He waved his hand and issued a flag, "Move forward!"

The triangular flag moves automatically without wind.

A golden light bloomed under the altar, and the Bagua Seal covering an area of ​​ten meters was looming, and the gleams of swords and sabers were faintly flashing in the wind.

Looking up again, Tan Wenjie raised his hands and pointed his swords like guns at the evil ghost Mr. Li.

bang bang bang bang...

After a series of sharp shots, the magic spells accidentally contained a blade, which cut a series of wounds on Mr. Li's body.

Mr. Li's body was shaking violently. He was originally at a disadvantage and was harassed. Then the zombies took advantage of the situation and slashed him with a knife. He almost lost his soul.

"Use plastic wrap to catch ghosts!" Leon shouted.

The security guards reacted and realized that this was not the time to watch the show, so they immediately opened their suitcases and found the plastic wrap, and rushed towards Mr. Li who was being beaten in groups of two.

Surround and wrap around in circles.

When I stopped, only a football-sized piece of plastic wrap was left.

"Huh, it's finally done."

When everyone turned around again, they could no longer see zombies and evil spirits, as if nothing had happened. Only Daoist Fellow Ming was lying on the ground twitching slightly.

The copper coin mask on Tan Wenjie's face also disappeared.

He grabbed the rooster hanging on the altar, cut the chicken's neck with a machete, and drained the blood into the inkwell.

Then he took the ink fountain and walked to the plastic wrap, wrapping it again with the rooster blood ink line.

"Now it's settled."

(End of this chapter)