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Chapter 80 Big Bitch Palm Thunder
Zhu Dachang wrinkled his nose and looked at the towel soaked in boy's urine in the bamboo tube. He retched twice and said, "Second uncle's urine is too strong."

"This is for you two to save your lives." Tan Wenjie not only handed over nearly a hundred years old wine to the two of them, but also generously lent them two Taoist robes.

"Aren't we going to act at night?" Fei Bao looked up at the sky. It was noon and the sun was shining brightly.

It doesn't look like a time to fight and exorcise evil spirits.

Even Zhu Dachang nodded: "Second Uncle always does it at night."

"That witch doctor who practices witchcraft is a cultist, while we are orthodox. Of course, we have more advantages during the day." Tan Wenjie had already arranged for people to clear out the residents near Mr. Shi's house, and the whole street fell silent.

During the day he could also drive people out of their homes, but at night everyone had to sleep and rest, and those who disturbed their neighbors would be beaten.

Moreover, a sneak attack must be carried out unexpectedly. According to the clues he had recently investigated, the opponent would go to the wilderness at night. How could he possibly give the opponent the opportunity to use his full strength? Of course, he had to seize every opportunity to weaken the opponent's strength.

Zhu Dachang: "Brother Jie, didn't you find the approximate location of the old demon's secret cave? Why don't we just kill him there instead of coming here?"

Tan Wenjie: "You said it was a secret cave. He must have hidden a lot of traps. What if we get caught by mistake? What if there is some monitoring spell inside and we alert the enemy?"

His series of unexpected questions made the two of them look at each other in confusion.

In fact, I have heard a lot about Tan Wenjie's "heroic deeds" during this period. In the stories, Tan Wenjie was arrogant and domineering, but now he is cowardly and weak. It turns out that the stories are all lies.

"Mr. Tan, are you planning to capture the leader first?" Fei Bao asked tentatively. He didn't have to come today, but thinking of how Tan Wenjie helped catch Master Shi, Fei Bao volunteered to come along.

As for Zhu Dachang, his second uncle ordered him to come and help.

Tan Wenjie: "It's stealthy, sneaky, stealing the day, stealing..."

Zhu Dachang: "If you don't know how to say the idiom for steal, why not try another one? There's no need to start with "steal."

Tan Wenjie: "Then we should take them by surprise and catch them off guard!"

Just win.

Mr. Shi's house is a two-story building. He is an ordinary businessman with some money.

This is also the reason why Master Zhu, although he clearly did not want his daughter to marry the useless Fei Bao, was unwilling to break off the engagement and marry his daughter to Master Shi. Master Shi's reputation had long been tarnished, he did all kinds of dirty things and had no money, being entangled with him was like shitting in the pants, but Fei Bao was different, he was a spare tire and could be used as a shield, specifically to block people like Master Shi.

Standing at the gate of the Shi family, Tan Wenjie suddenly asked, "Fei Bao, Da Chang, am I good to you two?"

The two looked at each other and said in unison: "Of course."

One is afraid of being framed and dares not say bad things, while the other is afraid of saying bad things about his boss.

But they both added in their hearts: He's really a good guy except for being petty.

"Look, I gave all the life-saving boy's urine to you two first, but I don't have any myself." Tan Wenjie pointed at himself, his face full of sincerity, "So, later on, you two rush in to attract the wizard's attention. Swear, urinate, whatever you want. Remember to cover your mouth and nose with a towel if he sprays poison."

Zhu Dachang: "Brother Jie, I am willing to share my life-saving boy's urine with you."

Tan Wenjie said sternly, "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, then who will? Don't worry, you two just need to use your bodies to attract attention so that I can launch a sneak attack."

"It sounds like I'm not at all relieved." X2
"I'll count to one, two, three, and then rush in!"

As he spoke, Tan Wenjie kicked the door and pushed the two people in, then he whispered quickly: "One, two, three, charge."

After he finished speaking, he took out a disposable newspaper and a flight cap, put it on his head, and ran quickly, taking two steps at a time. When he was close to the wall of the Shi family's courtyard, his body jumped off the ground, turned over swiftly, and broke the second-floor window.

He rolled on the ground and half squatted, drew out his pistol, held his breath, and slowly moved forward.

Suddenly, I heard Fei Bao yelling from below: "Get out, you old bastard!"

Tan Wenjie: "How can you survive in this world if you can't even curse or swear?"

Zhu Dachang: "You married a wife whose baby is someone else's, you bastard! Get out of here!"

He must be putting himself in Ma Linxiang's perspective. He might as well watch more "Journey to the West". The shouting and cursing at the door of the pilgrim team was much more professional.

Suddenly, another voice was heard from below: "It's poisonous, be careful!"

Tan Wenjie looked down through another window and saw the wizard rubbing a human skull, which turned into ashes in an instant. As he swung it forward suddenly, poisonous smoke flew out like thick fog, covering the figures of Fei Bao and Zhu Dachang. After two or three seconds, the two men rushed out with towels covering their mouths and noses.

However, under the wizard's attack, the two men who were extremely skilled in fists and feet could only flee in panic, without getting any chance to attack.

Seeing this, Tan Wenjie raised his gun and aimed at the wizard, firing several shots in succession.

Unexpectedly, the other party seemed to have sensed something, and at the moment the bullet was fired, he threw out the skull bead. The skull bead and the bullet collided between the two people, making a bang bang sound and bursting into a cloud of poisonous mist.

The expansion of the smoke blocked the vision of both parties, but at the last moment, the two sides still hurriedly exchanged glances.

"It's you!" The wizard looked up and saw Tan Wenjie, his expression changed slightly.

The wizard was very puzzled when he saw Tan Wenjie. Was his plan exposed? It was impossible, because his plan was already in a difficult situation of insufficient funds and about to go bankrupt.

The financier has been arrested, so the plan cannot be carried out... If the plan is gone, how can it be exposed?

During these few days, the wizard first went to the brothel to investigate information, allowing himself to relax while asking about Tan Wenjie, so as to make it easier to get this strong body.

In the beginning he spent money, but those women were spoiled by someone and they were unwilling to answer questions properly even if he gave them two dollars. Whenever they were mentioned, they would just talk about Mr. Shi or Young Master Shi, who spent money like water and so on.

He hated the damn Young Master Shi in his heart, but he was short of money, so he could only use other methods to make the other party open his mouth. So he used potions to enhance his virility and killed the other party without any armor. The other party understood everything, and he knew all the information he wanted to know.

Afterwards, the wizard bought materials needed for corpse refining and medicine making in various shops. Fearing that he would be exposed, he traveled between three towns to make his purchases. He was very cautious and he was also very sensitive about whether others were following him, so there was no way he would be exposed.

Since yesterday, his money has been spent, making it difficult to implement the subsequent plan. He was just racking his brains on how to quietly capture the famous Tan Baiwan, but he didn't expect that the other party would suddenly come to kill him today. But if his plan was not exposed, why would the other party come to kill him?

How could he know that once Mr. Tan determined that the other party posed a threat, he would strike first without caring about evidence at all.

The wizard is not afraid of bullets, and it is a pleasant surprise when the enemy delivers them to his door.

But it will be troublesome if we fail to catch him. We will offend the local big shots, and it will take some effort to catch him quietly.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a "boom!"

He saw poisonous fog surging and a powerful force coming at him. He turned over hastily to dodge. When he landed and stood firm, he saw a big hole had been blown out where he was standing just now.

"Palm thunder?" The wizard was slightly surprised. Considering Tan Wenjie's age, it is impossible for him to learn such a powerful trick.

The wizard took out two skull beads and crushed them in his palms, then stretched out his hands.

"boom!"

The second method, palm thunder, collided with the ashes, making a loud noise, and the furniture and chairs in the room kept shaking like chattering teeth.

The two men fought continuously, and the poisonous fog had long been swept away by the strong wind.

The wizard was breathing heavily, and the energy he expended in casting the spell in such a hurry was a little greater than usual. However, Tan Wenjie was standing on the stairs, holding a bowl and shoveling something into his mouth quickly.

"What are you eating?" The wizard asked while quickly finding time to regulate his breath.

"Green pepper, fermented tofu and watermelon, slightly spicy!"

The other party is regulating his breath, but Tan Wenjie's method is simpler: krypton!
Tan Wenjie threw the bowl away and raised his hands, his left hand pointing like a sword and his right hand holding a pistol.

The wizard sneered: "I can block bullets too."

"Bang!" Tan Wenjie fired.

The wizard responded again, bullets and spells collided, and the air flow rolled and tumbled restlessly.

"Puff!" The wizard's head suddenly shook, and he opened his eyes as wide as possible to express his confusion.

It seemed like he had just been hit by a spell, not a bullet.

"Bang Bang Bang!" X2
Tan Wenjie fired with both hands at the same time, one with a pistol and the other with a sword.

The wizard immediately became flustered. Blocking spells is different from blocking bullets. One side of his body could not withstand the bullets, but the other side was hit by the spell, making him lose his breath, blood oozing from the corner of his mouth, and his face turned purple visibly to the naked eye.

There is such a strange trick in the world.

"Palm Thunder!" Tan Wenjie used Palm Thunder.

"Palm thunder?" The wizard fought back again, pushing his palms outwards.

Perhaps it was because the wizard used his special skills this time that he was able to withstand the damage brought by the palm thunder and even managed to remain unscathed. However, the exploding smoke showed that it was not easy to block it.

"I've been prepared for this, hahaha!" the wizard laughed triumphantly.

Unexpectedly, Tan Wenjie rushed to him in three or two steps and raised his hand again.

Tan Wenjie: "Palm Thunder!"

Wizard: "Come again?"

He made hand gestures again to try to block it, but he didn't feel any magic power. Just as he was wondering, he saw Tan Wenjie slapping him.

Tan Wenjie's palm collided with the wizard's palm. Without a moment's resistance, the wizard's palm was defeated and then pushed quickly towards his cheek by Tan Wenjie's strength.

The wizard was shocked. It was such a powerful force that he couldn't stop it at all.

boom! !

The wizard was knocked into the air, turned 720 degrees in the air, and fell heavily to the ground.

The man fell to the ground, but the row of teeth that flew out of his mouth were still flying freely.

There was a buzzing in his ears and his head was dizzy, as if his brains were shattered by a slap. The wizard supported himself on the floor with his elbows and tried to sit up, but failed after two attempts.

"Thunder in the Palm!"

Tan Wenjie shouted "Palm Thunder" but kicked over.

The standard football kick hit the wizard right in the chin, and the back of his head hit the floor.

There was a loud bang.

The wizard was bleeding from all seven orifices and his body was twitching.

"Palm..." Tan Wenjie didn't even bother to act anymore and just swung his fist to hit.

Zhu Dachang: "Wait a minute, Brother Jie, it looks like you're going to beat him to death."

"What are you two still standing there for? Come over here and tie him up. Oh, and pour the remaining boy's urine into his mouth to stop him from using witchcraft again!"

(End of this chapter)