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Chapter 84 This female ghost died so beautifully
"Snapped!"

Tan Wenjie slapped himself on the face, then looked at his palm in the moonlight cast by the full moon above his head, and saw only a bright red flower.

My second uncle said that his strong yang energy could attract demons and monsters to seduce him with his beauty, but instead of demons and monsters, he got mosquitoes, buzzing like Master Tang asking him in his ear what his mother's name was.

At home, he specifically instructed his family to take good care of Bai Rourou, and not let her go. As long as he paid her enough, there would always be someone to take care of her for him. Moreover, the other party seemed to know some unique magic skills, so he always found someone who was not allowed to take advantage of him.

Tan Wenjie didn't think he could win the girl over with his handsome face. The fact that she liked Zhuge Kongping meant that she was not good at picking up girls. Maybe she was severely myopic and had glaucoma and cataracts. Without the help of his handsome looks, he would have no chance of picking up girls.

It's always girls who are trying to pick him up.

Tingting, Zhuzhu, Nianying, Annie, Xiaoyu...

There's some dirt mixed in.

At this time, Tan Wenjie was sitting behind the porridge stall with his legs crossed.

It’s time for the most anticipated part of deceiving, no, waiting for the female ghost.

Suddenly I saw a ghostly figure flash by in the distance.

My second uncle said that he was in good health and had a strong yang energy, and that he had good career and wealth. Ordinary ghosts and spirits did not dare to approach him. Only those ghosts and demons with great power regarded him as a tonic.

The female ghost Xiaohong has come, and she is not afraid of him. She is a powerful female ghost.

As he was thinking, the other party had already floated gently in front of him.

She was wearing a white long dress, carrying a basket, and had an eerie aura as she stood in front of Tan Wenjie with a hint of coldness.

Hey, this female ghost died so beautifully.

……

Xiaohong died on the road while accompanying her mother. She was worried that her mother would turn into a ghost after her death, so she stayed by her side to take care of her.

She happened to stay in the town today, and she wanted to use some magic to trick people into giving her some food, but she never expected that there was not a single stall open in the town within dozens of miles.

The shop was open, with a door god hanging at the door, a god of wealth enshrined in the house, and a kitchen god worshipped in front of the stove. Which one of them could she dare to offend?

After wandering for a long time, I finally found this porridge stall and a man with a strange hat on his head, looking at something with his hands raised.

"That person has a lot of yang energy."

Xiaohong was a little afraid, but when she thought of her mother who had not eaten yet, she gritted her teeth and went over.

When she was far away, she felt the burning yang energy on the other person's body. When she got close, it was like sticking to a big stove. The warm current hitting her made her want to retreat, but she had an almost instinctive thought in her mind that if she took a breath of the yang energy, it would definitely be of great benefit to her.

The thought only flashed through her mind for a second before she put it out. One should not have the intention to harm others.

"Uncle, I want a bowl of porridge."

The other party did not answer, still staring at his palm.

A pool of mosquito blood?

She had to shout again: "Uncle, I want to buy a bowl of porridge."

"What did you say?"

The other party finally looked up.

"I said I wanted to buy a bowl of porridge."

"No, what did you call me?"

"Uncle...?"

Xiao Hong was confused and tilted her head and asked, "Isn't that right?"

"Of course not, I'm only 20!"

Is it possible that becoming a ghost naturally leads to a distorted aesthetic sense?

Xiao Hong just realized that it was her address that made the shopkeeper unhappy, so she quickly bowed and shouted, "Brother, I want to buy a bowl of porridge."

Tan Wenjie: "Call me handsome!"

Xiaohong:......

People say that being a ghost will bring bad luck to others, but I didn’t expect that being a ghost would bring me even more bad luck, and I even met a weirdo.

It's a seller's market now. There's a curfew for dozens of miles and this is the only place where you can buy porridge. There's no choice.

In fact, if it were a slightly more ruthless ghost, it would definitely make faces to scare people, but Xiaohong was unwilling to do that.

She hesitated, and her face, which had been dead for a long time, actually showed a slight blush: "Handsome... boy..."

Tan Wenjie leaned back slightly and exhaled comfortably: "Ah~~"

Xiao Hong tried: "Handsome boy?"

Tan Wenjie: “Ah~” Xiaohong blinked, as if she had discovered something: “Handsome boy, handsome boy, handsome boy…”

Tan Wenjie had a blank expression on his face: "Hey! I'm just kidding you. I've been pretty since I was little. Do you really think I'll get horny just because someone calls me pretty?"

He thought to himself that it was a close call. This shy female ghost calling "handsome boy" in an embarrassed and gentle voice was like a kitten scratching his heart. If it was someone else, they would definitely float away.

Xiao Hong: "Handsome boy, why do you seem to be floating?"

Tan Wenjie casually took off the newspaper flying cap on his head and fell back on the stool: "As a ghost hunter, it is reasonable for me to be able to fly."

Xiao Hong: "What did you say!"

She floated back hurriedly, having caught the key word "catch ghosts" in the words!
"Yeah, catch a ghost."

Tan Wenjie was not very satisfied. This kind of well-behaved female ghost was not interesting at all to tease. Xiaoyu, who was a lecherous ghost, was more interesting.

And being a little smart is not a good thing.

He turned over and was about to do it when he saw Xiao Hong kneeling on the ground, begging: "Please let me go. My father was a county magistrate. Later, my family suffered a disaster and I depended on my mother for survival. I searched for relatives and came here, but I died of weakness on the road. Now my blind old mother lives alone in the world. I don't want to abandon her. Please allow me to fulfill my filial piety. I am willing to work like a cow or a horse in the next life to repay you."

Tan Wenjie: …

Why can't you switch with Xiaoyu?

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "Humans and ghosts are different. You are from the underworld. If you stay with your mother for a long time, she will become sick and weak. If it is really for her own good, you should stay away from her."

"But, without me, she would..." Xiao Hong was stunned, "So it's my fault. No wonder my mother got sick."

Tan Wenjie had no intention of killing her at the beginning. There were many ghosts in this world, some of them just wandered around unconsciously in the world of the living, some were unwilling to leave due to stupidity, and some were there out of resentment and hatred, etc. He would not kill ghosts except those that could harm people.

"I think you're an honest ghost. Never mind. I'll do you a good deed today." Tan Wenjie opened the pot lid and said, "I'll give you a bowl of porridge."

Xiaohong watched Tan Wenjie fill a bowl of porridge, hesitated for a moment and asked, "Can you add some side dishes?"

Tan Wenjie asked casually, "Do you want chili and coriander?"

Xiao Hong: "Forget about the chili peppers. Add more scallops, peanuts, and chopped green onions. Thank you, handsome boy."

Put the porridge into the basket on Xiaohong's arm.

Tan Wenjie suddenly asked, "Since you come from a scholarly family, you should know how to read, right?"

Xiaohong: “I know some.”

Tan Wenjie: "What about settling the bill?"

Xiao Hong: “I understand a little bit.”

Tan Wenjie slammed the table, and Xiaohong was so scared that she quickly shrank her neck and looked at him in horror.

Then he said, "If you want to be a slave, you don't have to wait until your next life. I don't have slaves around me in this life. I just need a master who can do accounting. The probation period is three years. No salary will be given during the probation period, but the welfare of food and accommodation can be given to your mother. I can also burn incense and paper for you during festivals."

You don't need to sleep and you won't feel tired. You have an old woman by your side as your hostage. You are emotionally stable and don't get angry. You are gentle and don't act like a spoiled child. You are not a pervert and you won't be controlled by your little head. You die beautifully and don't need to get married. You don't have maternity leave. You are simply a perfect secretary.

Xiao Hong knelt down: "Thank you, Master... pretty boy."

Tan Wenjie: "But we still need to test it, don't be too happy too soon."

Xiao Hong floated away leisurely, but soon floated back: "I don't know how to tell my mother. I want you to go with me, handsome boy. Please hide the news that I'm dead from me. I'm afraid my mother can't accept the huge blow."

Tan Wenjie: "Lead the way."

She floated fast, but Tan Wenjie walked slower. It took him more than ten minutes to walk to where Xiaohong and her daughter stayed. On the way, the man and the ghost chatted a lot. After a simple test, Tan Wenjie gave up because the ghost's mental arithmetic ability was much better than his. It would be embarrassing to continue the test.

"Xiao Hong, is that Xiao Hong?" The door opened and a blind old man walked out. "Why do I hear footsteps? Is it your cousin Zhang Wen? Ah Wen, is that you?"

"No, mother, this is Mr. Tan. He is a friend of my cousin. He heard that we have no place to stay and wanted to help us. He also said that he would help me find a job."

"Thank you, Mr. Tan!" Xiaohong's mother thanked him repeatedly.

Tan Wenjie retired after accomplishing his mission, and only said that he would arrange for someone to pick him up and move to another place tomorrow. However, he actually helped his lonely mother and a female ghost without any distractions. This was really unlike his style.

Now only the mother, daughter and a ghost are left at the place where they stayed.

"Does Mr. Tan like you?"

"Mom, what are you talking about! Mr. Tan is a good man."

"You are handsome, but we must not let ourselves down."

"Mom, it's really just work."

She also had some doubts about this possibility. When she was alive, she had actually been pursued by "masters" and "young masters" several times.

But soon after Xiaohong was busy with Tan Wenjie all night, she gave up this idea because she understood what Tan Wenjie meant by "I will work like a slave for you in this life to repay you."

　Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you all the best and good health.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)