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"What's wrong with you, sir?"

"I have never seen the master study and cultivate so diligently."

"Bullshit! How could the master have acquired such skills and supernatural powers without diligent cultivation?"

"Master is exceptionally talented!"

Kunlun Mountain, with its towering peaks.

Several children were whispering loudly when the Jade-Faced Fox Spirit, carrying pastries, came over and couldn't help but roll her eyes after overhearing their conversation.

She said, "Instead of using this time to flatter, you should focus on cultivating. Once you enter the immortal sect, you have to rely on yourself. If you don't strive for it, even if you are given a great opportunity, will you be able to seize it?"

The boys all lowered their heads. The person in front of them wasn't a big shot, but whenever he was with the master, he would chase away the others and draw the curtains. In short, those who knew, knew.

Then the jade-faced fox spirit quickly walked towards Tan Wenjie, her voice sweet and coquettish: "Master~, you've been cultivating for so long, it's time to take a good rest."

The children: "..."

Pah, you vixen!
It's a pity that the gods were too reserved; otherwise, as charming male demons, they could have displayed their allure.

Those who remained were all perceptive; they left on their own and dispersed everyone nearby. What might happen next is something inappropriate for children.

Tan Wenjie casually pulled Princess Jade Face into his arms.

"Master, have you encountered some trouble?" Princess Jade Face asked cautiously.

“Yes.” Tan Wenjie nodded. “I ran into a big problem, but luckily, I saw it, but it didn’t see me.”

The universe centered on the Dark Tower is no less dangerous than the primordial world, and without the protection of the Primordial Celestial Venerable, Tan Wenjie made the decision to leave without hesitation.

As for whether or not to go back and seek revenge later, there was no conflict between us to begin with, and the contradiction never existed in the first place.

"And there's another huge problem that you can't handle?"

"Yes, there are too many." Tan Wenjie nodded. "My heart is pounding right now."

"Sir, why don't you put your hand on your heart?"

"What dynasty are we in now?" Tan Wenjie was already indestructible and had a thick skin.

"It seems to be still the Tang Dynasty."

Princess Jade Face knew that Tan Wenjie was quite interested in human affairs, after all, he held multiple divine positions, so it was only natural that he would devote more attention to mortals.

How long has it been since that monkey became a Buddha?

"It's been a hundred or two hundred years, hasn't it?"

Even though Kunlun Mountain isn't a celestial realm, time still flies by here.

"I almost forgot about the important matter!"

Tan Wenjie patted his head. The Seventh Princess in Heaven was alright; their relationship was inherently inconvenient to disclose, and with Yang Jian becoming increasingly strict, almost no deity dared to openly defy the Heavenly Laws. However, the situation with the Third Holy Mother was a different story.

If someone like Liu Yanchang or Zhao Yanchang were to seize the opportunity, then the problem would be huge.

Tan Wenjie had just stood up when he heard a sound behind him.

"master?"

He turned around and looked back, puzzled: "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

Jade-Faced Princess: "..."

She didn't take off her clothes herself.

As the little alligator dragon transformed into a black dragon horse carrying that figure away, Princess Jade Face stamped her foot in frustration atop Thousand-Foot Immortal Peak.

“Good sister, there will be plenty of opportunities.” Princess Wansheng said with a smile.

She was just a little dragon, and although she was quite beautiful, she couldn't compare to the Jade-Faced Fox Spirit, so she was always less favored. Now that she saw that the other party hadn't gotten the better of her, she felt relieved.

……

"Emperor Dezong of Tang?"

Tan Wenjie briefly examined the development of this world. The temples in the mortal realm were still bustling with incense offerings. They certainly couldn't compare to the likes of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but they weren't overgrown with weeds either.

In addition, he also holds the position of "gatekeeper" in this world, attracting worshippers every year.

Tan Dijun, who had not ventured out for a long time, rode a cloud across the prehistoric continent, immediately attracting the attention of many immortals, and invitations flew to his face one after another.

Putting everything else aside, he definitely has to go to Penglai, since there's a God of Longevity there.

Just as they reached the sea, a demonic aura suddenly rushed towards Tan Wenjie.

With a surge of dragon energy, the little alligator dragon blocked the demonic aura outside.

"Your Majesty, save me!"

The demonic aura knelt down and transformed into someone familiar to Tan Wenjie.

"Ziwei?"

It was the nine-tailed fox spirit Ziwei who rescued Su Daji, who then devoted herself to cultivation in the mountains. The nine-tailed fox spirit also left the prehistoric continent.

Tan Wenjie looked at the remaining demonic energy on the other person and was slightly surprised: "With your abilities, is there anyone in this desolate area who can threaten you?"

Although the power of the nine-tailed fox was insignificant in the Investiture of the Gods war, it would definitely be at the level of a demon king on the Japanese islands.

"You may not know this, but there is a type of practitioner in that land called Yin-Yang Masters. They do not know the art of immortality, but they are proficient in the principles of Yin-Yang and the Five Elements, and are very skilled in subduing demons and monsters."

“A thousand or two thousand years have passed, and your magical power has not improved at all.” Tan Wenjie shook his head.

The nine-tailed fox was simply the most lazy monster he had ever seen.

“We’ve known each other for a while,” Tan Wenjie said. “I’ll stop them for you.”

As you live longer, you inevitably develop a fondness for the past.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

The nine-tailed fox opened her mouth, wanting to say that she could serve you with her beauty, but in the end she didn't dare to speak.

As she fled in a whirlwind, she still regretted not being able to take over Su Daji's body. She could see that the Emperor truly loved Su Daji, and the body she occupied was not good enough.

Golden light flashed below, and a sharp blade pierced through the sky, heading straight for the Nine-Tailed Fox. Tan Wenjie waved his sleeve and unleashed a tiny wisp of lightning. The blade disintegrated and collapsed the moment it touched the lightning.

land.

A group of people were jumping and praying, and in the center of the pentagram array was an Onmyoji dressed in a long robe. He was the Onmyoji of the Abe family, Abe Yasachika.

His ancestor was none other than Abe no Seimei, the famous Onmyōji (yin-yang master) of the Heian period.

He had long suspected that the woman who was currently enjoying great popularity next to the Emperor was actually a nine-tailed fox demon, so he used his magic to investigate and found out that she was indeed planning to usurp the throne.

He wanted to subdue the demon, but the nine-tailed fox was powerful, and even with all his strength, Abe no Yasachika could only barely injure it.

Fortunately, they had the help of the three ancient divine artifacts.

The combined power of the Kusanagi Sword, the Yasakani no Magatama, and the Yata no Kagami gave Abe no Yasachika the confidence to kill the fox demon.

As he unleashed his demon-slaying strike, his consciousness detached, chasing the sharp edge as he surged into the sky.

To his surprise, after his consciousness passed through the sea of ​​clouds, a man riding a black dragon horse casually waved his robe, and his sharp edge was shattered.

"Pfft—!" Abe Yasachika vomited blood.

"What terrifying heavenly lightning!" He turned to look at the three divine artifacts.

The Kusanagi Sword was charred black by lightning, while the other two were completely shattered.

The news of the destruction of the three divine artifacts must not be allowed to spread. He immediately sealed off the scene, trying to find a safe way to resolve the matter.

As for who the figure riding the black dragon horse in the sky was, he didn't even dare to think about it, but... it must be even more terrifying than the legendary Amaterasu Omikami.

In the sky. Tan Wenjie looked down and saw that this island was far too small compared to the primordial continent; he even found it difficult to compare it to island nations on Earth.

"They actually developed their own local deities." Tan Wenjie's eyes shone with divine light.

As the "Heavenly Venerable of the Soaring Spirit," he is able to patrol the Three Realms, and the origins of some wild gods cannot be hidden from him at all.

"How dare you call yourselves gods without being officially recognized by the Heavenly Court?" Tan Wenjie casually unleashed a bolt of lightning, annihilating all those wild gods.

The demons and immortals who sensed all this thought that Emperor Tan must have nothing better to do than be a wild god born in a remote and impoverished place. There was no need to pay attention to him.

“Let’s go, let’s visit the Three Gods of Fortune, Prosperity and Longevity,” Tan Wenjie said.

With a neigh, the black dragon horse beneath him trotted off and flew towards Penglai on the clouds.

……

Penglai, a fairyland, a blessed land.

Tan Wenjie drank tea, ate dates, and chatted happily with Fu and Lu until the two men were covered in sweat and said they had drunk too much water and were in a hurry. Then they made an excuse to leave.

“They’re practically gods, how could they possibly die from holding their pee?” Tan Wenjie said, holding a date in his hand. “Besides, even if they did die from holding it in, I could bring them back to life.”

The Antarctic Immortal, who hadn't yet left, remained silent.

If he dawdles any longer, this traitor will definitely devour all my dates.

He ate them, but even left the date pits behind, acting like a stingy swindler. It's hard to believe he's the Emperor Heavenly Venerable who is famous throughout the Three Realms.

“Master, it’s been a while since I last visited you.” Tan Wenjie looked around. “Penglai Island is indeed a good place to retire.”

Here, people play chess and eat magical fruits every day; life is indeed carefree and joyful.

"Hey, what's that?" Tan Wenjie noticed three Lego-assembled Fu Lu Shou figurines not far away.

“It’s a little trinket sent by the Holy Mother of the Three Realms,” said the Old Man of the South Pole. “We found it interesting, so we kept it.”

Upon hearing the mention of the Third Holy Mother, the Antarctic Immortal's expression suddenly changed, and he said, "In the next few hundred years, there will be another great change in the world. You have a troublesome nature and always want to stir up trouble, so you should go back to Kunlun Mountain to cultivate properly and not come out."

Tan Wenjie's heart skipped a beat. The last few hundred years, that would be the Song Dynasty.

He didn't even need to do the math to know that the next major event would inevitably be "The Lotus Lantern," which would also be the true main storyline of this world.

Yang Jian is undoubtedly the protagonist of this world. Even though Tan Wenjie has been incredibly powerful all the way, he still hasn't been able to surpass him by much. And the next one, Chen Xiang, is the obvious protagonist.

"Master, are you talking about Yang Jian? He's my good brother, we're like brothers. How could I not help him when he's in trouble?"

"Alas," the Old Man of the South Pole shook his head, "You'd better take care of yourself."

“Master, take care of yourself first, there’s no rush. Do you have any dates? If not dates, other fruits will do.”

"..."

When leaving Penglai Island, Tan Wenjie also packed a lot of immortal fruits. The fire dates of the Antarctic Immortal are a hard currency in the Three Realms. Whether you eat them yourself or give them away, they are very presentable.

"Since you're going to help Yang Jian, then help him have a helper."

With uncle and nephew joining forces, they could easily sweep across the three realms.

Tan Wenjie gently patted the little alligator dragon's head.

The little alligator dragon immediately understood and turned to fly towards Mount Hua.

Mount Hua.

Having visited the Holy Mother of the Three Kingdoms in the 21st century, she learned a lot of new knowledge, and now her hobbies are not only chess, but also playing with rubber.

They have a very complete small workshop where you can assemble, color, and so on yourself.

When Tan Wenjie entered the cave, the first thing he saw was a huge picture of gods made of Lego bricks.

Not a single deity from Heaven was missing.

Hearing the sound, the Holy Mother of the Three Kingdoms came out. She was as dignified as ever, but she gave people a sense of unease, like a recluse who had not seen strangers for a long time.

She only let her guard down after confirming that the person who came was Tan Wenjie.

"You've arrived."

"Yes, it's been a long time since I've come to see you."

"Is there?"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

Sure enough, when you stay at home, it's easy to lose track of time.

"Come on, I'll take you to meet your cousin in a little while."

"cousin?"

“Yes, little golden crow.” Tan Wenjie naturally took Yang Chan’s hand. “If you don’t get enough sun, your body will become calcium deficient.”

"Oh."

Being a deity is great. Ordinary people have to consider the weather, the time, and even whether they have the time to sunbathe. But deities are different; they can directly contact the sun and enjoy exclusive sunbathing.

Has your second brother come by recently?

"I've been here a few times."

Yang Chan looked at Tan Wenjie holding her hand, then stole a couple of glances at him, and then looked at her hand again.

"What did you say?"

"My second brother told me that I must always respect and love myself."

"Ok?"

"To be a fairy, one must act like a fairy and never violate the heavenly rules."

"what?"

"I absolutely cannot have children with other people."

"..."

"When my second brother came, he also read the storybook version of 'The Lotus Lantern'."

It's no secret that immortals can travel to the 21st century at will, like in "Journey to the West." Although much of it doesn't match what happens in our world, it's perfectly normal for the book's content to be modified over time.

Therefore, it is entirely possible that the Holy Mother of the Third Princess would give birth to a child, be suppressed by Erlang Shen on Mount Hua, and then have a child named Chenxiang who would split the mountain to rescue his mother.

Tan Wenjie said, "Why do I feel like your second brother seems to like 'The Lotus Lantern' a bit?"

The Holy Mother nodded, her cheeks slightly flushed.

Yang Jian liked the whole story of the Lotus Lantern very much, and it might even be very similar to his plan.

It's more than just liking; it's practically designating Yang Chan's spouse when she violates the heavenly rules—he's practically naming Tan Wenjie outright.

"Chanmei, even fairies have their own lives; they can't just follow the script," Tan Wenjie earnestly advised.

It wasn't that he didn't want to take responsibility, but the matter had escalated so much that he was afraid the Seventh Princess would turn against him. Even if she really caused a huge disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, he wouldn't have much confidence.

Yang Chan said, "I think this story is very good."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

You fairies are all love-obsessed.

What else can be said? The only option left is to improve one's own strength to the point where one is not afraid of the entire Heavenly Court plus the enraged Erlang Shen.

As for now, there's only one thing he can do.

It's very difficult for immortals to have children; the stronger they are, the more they are subject to the will of Heaven, so they must work very hard. (End of Chapter)