Rebirth of the Three Kingdoms I call the shots

It is not difficult for Liu Qi to answer the tricky question raised by the arrogant young man about whether the county government recruits female soldiers or selects beauty contestants and concubines. As for the problem of the younger generation, we can't tell the truth that Huang Wudie, the wife of the county magistrate, recruited female soldiers when she wanted to be a female general and lead the army, let alone Huang Wudie's stuff. The words of the subordinates and soldiers who can't put it on the table are said.

"This strong man, recruiting female soldiers is not what you said..." Surrounded by a large crowd of family members of recruited female soldiers, Liu Qi can't be stage-frightened. He has never seen such a big scene. About the military plan for recruiting female soldiers How can major events be made public?

Liu Qi slowed down his speech, thinking of reasons while talking, but his tone was calm and calm: "The female soldiers recruited by the county government are indeed about the same size and age, and they are also very beautiful. The key is that these beautiful girls have a good physique Stronger and more durable than ordinary women, they have advantages over male soldiers in military uniform workshops, kitchens, and the delivery of official documents from the county government. If on the battlefield, these red-makeup female soldiers cheer and help, the male soldiers will be three points more brave Besides, female soldiers train and live in Xinye, they can also take care of their families, and they can come and go freely, the talk of beauty pageants is pure nonsense, and the talk of choosing concubines is even more outrageous."

Seeing that Liu Qi didn't blame the young man for being reckless, and patiently explained that he was repaying his grievances with kindness, the family members who brought their girls to the conscription heard Liu Qi's words soundly and logically, and naturally nodded frequently.

While Liu Qi was speaking, he watched his words and expressions, and gradually lowered his head when he saw that the young man was blushing. Although Liu Qi's words were not an appropriate answer to the young man's questioning, Liu Qi's words were sincere, and his attitude of being close to the people and loving the people was very sincere. For other officials, He had blasted away the younger generation a long time ago, how could there be someone as consoling as Liu Qi?

At this time, some people were unhappy, so they pointed out to the younger generation, saying that the county magistrate divided the fields and you are not good at farming, and they came here to stir up trouble, you are just a jobless vagrant...

"This..." Hearing the unfriendly comments from the crowd, the young man couldn't hold back anymore, and wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Liu Qi couldn't bear the embarrassment of the younger generation, so he cupped his hands around and said with a smile: "Fathers and folks, thank you for supporting this county, why are all the newly recruited female soldiers so beautiful? Farming women weaving, husbands sing and women follow, every family produces beautiful women."

"Hahaha...hahaha, the magistrate of Qingtian county is full of witty words, good eloquence, good eloquence!" The crowd laughed, and no one cared about the younger generation.

But at this moment, an old voice came from far away in the crowd: "Where is the Yinsi Ni beast, see if I don't break his leg."

People stepped back one after another, consciously making way for a path, only to see a clever boy of seven or eight years leading an old man with two gray temples and a cane with a dragon's head hobbling forward. Zhuo Shuo, quite immortal, is exactly the old man Liu Qi met when he first came to Xinye to observe the people's sentiments.

"Yin Lao, Yin Lao..." Someone in the crowd stepped forward to help him, and the old man glared and questioned Liu Qi's young offspring, and then greeted the crowd. It seemed that the old man was quite popular among the neighbors in the village.

The old man glanced around the crowd in good faith, and seeing Liu Qi present, he was stunned for a moment, coughed a few times, and panted: "Ahem, the grandson of the Yin family's unworthy family contradicted and offended Qingtian county magistrate, he deserves death." kneel.

Unable to make the old man kneel down, Liu Qi quickly stepped forward to help him, imitating everyone's address: "Yin Lao, we have met, this county is new to Xinye, thanks to Yin Lao's guidance. I wanted to visit again, but I was busy with business. I'm really sorry for the delay."

The old man's eyes lit up, his whole body trembled, and he said excitedly: "Master, I have a good memory. I am an old man, and the county magistrate can take care of me. My son, the magistrate, is really a blessing to the people of Xinye. Please be respected by the old man. "

Liu Qi supported him for a while, and he was a little puzzled. He dared to kneel and worship in ancient times.

Elder Yin exchanged pleasantries with County Magistrate Liu Qi, Fang turned around and glared at the young man who was standing with his head down, raised his stick tremblingly and began to hit, his mouth was vague: "Yin Si Ni, you are so unworthy of grandson, you are a worthless bastard. For the sake of a child bride, are you just talking nonsense and blood? If the eldest son hadn’t donated four or five baht to me a few years ago, your grandson would have frozen to death on which street, and you wouldn’t have knelt down to Qingtian county magistrate to accompany the crime.”

Child bride?what happened?Liu Qi was puzzled, and it was hard to ask due to the large number of people. He guessed that the various behaviors of this young man today that are different from ordinary people must have something to do with the child bride.

But what did Yin Lao call this young man?Damn you?Or Yinsney?Why is this young man's name so strange?

He murmured the word "Yin Si Ni" over and over in his heart, and after a little recollection, Liu Qi understood that in fact, the names of the ancients were quite strange, and there were quite a few names with "Ni" in their name and font size, not to mention foreign Nietzsche, Che Ernyshevsky, like the well-known great thinker, statesman, educator, and founder of the Confucian school in the late Spring and Autumn Period, Mr. Confucius is called Kong Zhongni; there are many people with "S", not to mention foreign Stalin , Ostrovsky, and Li Si, the famous prime minister of the Qin Dynasty, must be familiar to everyone.

As for why the ancients liked to take the names of "Si" or "Ni", there is a reason.Combining "Sini" with the Yin surname, Yin Sini becomes "Yin Shi You", which is quite embarrassing.

From the looks of it, this is a member of the Yin family, and the old man named Yin is probably the grandfather of "Yin Si Ni", so he took advantage of the title name. Perhaps the ancient homonym is not "Yin Shi You".

When Liu Qi was thinking of the weird name "Yin Si Ni—Yin Shi You", he saw Yin Lao raised his cane to scold his grandson, so he wanted to step forward to stop Yin Lao's cane, even if it was Yin Lao's tutor, beat him in front of the county magistrate. People are also wrong.

However, at the moment Yin Lao raised his staff, Liu Qi flashed an interesting idea. If he kept this young man with the homonym "Yin Si you" who dared to offend the county magistrate in front of the public, he would call out "Yin Si you" from time to time. Death to you", isn't it possible to always be alert to being "yin" by others?Besides, this young man seems to be eloquent and courageous, so if he can be trained and used, maybe he can become a weapon?If you accept "Yin Si Ni" and repay your hatred with kindness, you must have another confidant from now on, right?

When Liu Qi wanted to stop the old man's cane, he found that the young man's calves were shaking when he saw the old man. It seemed that the family education was very strict, and he did not avoid the old man's cane, so he knelt down to meet the old man's cane.

It was too late, but soon, Liu Qi used his eyes to signal the guard general Chen Chun not to go forward, deliberately took a step diagonally, blocked Yin Lao's stick with his shoulder, and heard a muffled sound, and Yin Lao's cane hit the ground firmly. It fell on Liu Qi's shoulders.

This is not bad, the old man taught his grandson to hit the county magistrate with the cane stick, which was disrespectful, everyone was dumbfounded, Chen Chun, Chen Xia and others made a gesture to go forward to arrest Yin Lao, Liu Qi waved his hand, Chen Chun's four guards will step aside.

Liu Qi rubbed his sore shoulders, grinned, and whispered to the stunned Yin Lao: "Yin Lao, I have my words first, and the one who speaks is not guilty. You are a strong grandson who is straightforward and quick-hearted, and has no fault, so don't let me go!" Blame him."

"Oh, the eldest son is a good man." Old Yin beat his rattan stick to the ground, pointed at Yin Si Ni, tearing up, and slowly said in front of everyone, that the child bride-in-law assigned to Yin Si Ni by Yin's family was killed After recruiting female soldiers, Yin Sini, who had been hanging around the conscription office for several days, feared that his daughter-in-law would become an official family member after eating official food and lose her daughter-in-law. Ling Liu Qi's words are deeply affectionate, but it is understandable.

Everyone was in an uproar after hearing this, Huang Wudie saw that Liu Qi had resolved a crisis of public grievances, and she didn't think it was too much for Yin Sini's recklessness, so she came to Liu Qi's side and said softly: "My lord, I see this strong man of Yin If there is love and righteousness, it is better to retire the female soldier and go home, and let the lovers make a couple."

Liu Qi chuckled: "Die'er is a female general, you can make up your own mind about this female soldier."

Huang Wudie said: "Well, let me ask this strong man, what is his wife's name?"

The soft conversation between Liu Qi and Huang Wudie could be heard clearly by those around. Yin Sini was not happy when he heard it, but became anxious, and hurriedly knelt down two steps forward, crying: "Magistrate Liu, you The large amount of ** is because I was infatuated and wronged the county magistrate. There is no beauty pageant, and it is a great honor to be able to serve as a soldier under the county magistrate Liu. My daughter-in-law was finally selected, so don’t quit Come back."

"Well, I'd better ask Elder Yin." Liu Qi didn't answer Yin Sini's question directly, but smiled and looked at Elder Yin holding the cane.

Elder Yin regained his composure, pointed at the shy and flushed Yin Si Ni and said: "This little bastard actually said something human, it's an honor for my Yin family to be able to obey orders under the eldest son's tent, how can recruiting soldiers Children's play? You don't have to worry about it, my son is magnanimous and has strict laws and regulations, so you won't change them day and night, but you have to study hard on weekdays, and if it's only two or three years, I'm afraid you won't be able to catch up with your daughter-in-law who is a soldier."

"Hahaha, hahaha, Elder Yin is right." Elder Yin's words made everyone laugh heartily.

Jiang Wan took the opportunity to persuade the crowd of onlookers to disperse, so as not to affect the last day's conscription work. Out of respect for Liu Qi, the magistrate of Qingtian County, the people dispersed consciously.

After a small episode, the conscription work was going on normally, and the number of conscription places was only four or five. In order to avoid a large number of people congesting the gate of the county government, Huang Wudie did not sit on a chair, but simply walked around among the recruited female soldiers. , based on his vision and first feeling, he casually ordered a few girls to undergo a physical fitness test, and quickly got a hundred special female soldiers.

After the conscription work was over, the people gathered in front of the county government left reluctantly. Some were happy and some were disappointed, but most of them still left talking and laughing. It's enough for people to talk about it for a long time, and many deeds of the county magistrate repaying grievances with virtue and suppressing local tyrants in Goose City "immediately enshrining the marquis" are also talked about by Xinye people.

After the conscripts left one after another, Liu Qi and Zhao Yun helped Jiang Wan and Huang Wudie clean up the tables, chairs and benches, and put away the registration book of female soldiers. When they were about to leave, they saw that Yin Sini was sweating profusely. , ran up to Liu Qi, clasped his hands together, and said loudly: "My lord, I want to be a soldier too."

Seeing Yinsini's disheveled face, Huang Wudie chuckled and joked, "Yin strong man, you are not mistaken, I am recruiting female soldiers here, not to mention the female soldiers are full, you don't mean to replace your wife of."