The daughter of the metaphysical fortune teller: she is the best at eating melons to prolong life

Chapter 252 Overthrowing Mr. Xiao
"Gah, I don't want to go back." Fatty flapped her wings and shook her head.

What's the point of going back? It's so deserted everywhere, it's nothing like living happily in the human world.

In the human world, no one controls you, you can eat, drink and have fun to your heart's content, and you can even go to brothels to drink wine and admire beautiful women.

The most important thing is that you can follow the girl around and eat melons.

The old Taoist saw through its thoughts at a glance, but he did not get angry. Instead, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Don't want to go back? That's great, you go to the cave and watch over your girl and see if things are going well.

If that doesn't go well, you can help her and take that guy down.

If it works out, I will allow you to stay. If it doesn't, you will just follow me back."

Fatty was furious: "Grandmaster, do you want me to help me rape Lord Xiao?
I won't do it! If this is done, when the girl wakes up, she will pluck all my feathers and even kill me and make soup.

I haven’t lived enough, and I don’t want to die so soon.”

The Taoist priest was totally unmoved by its anger: "It's okay if you don't want to go, then come back with me.

It just so happens that my Heavenly Palace has not been cleaned for a long time, and there are still a lot of miscellaneous things that no one has done. You go back and do all those jobs. "

How could it be? It had finally come to the human world and hadn’t had enough fun yet, so it didn’t want to be caught and sent back to work.

"Humph! You don't want to do this or that, and you only want to eat, drink and have fun. There is no such good thing in the world."

Seeing the old Taoist's face darken, he raised his hand to grab him.

Pang Ya understood that if she didn't want to go back to do the hard labor, she could only do as the Taoist said.

Although one has to bow his head when under someone's roof, Pang Ya still felt unwilling to give in. She felt that she could still struggle a little longer, just in case the old Taoist changed his mind.

"Grandmaster, you took the initiative to bring the girl and Lord Xiao together. Aren't you worried that he will deny it and refuse to marry the girl?"

Since Pang Ya had agreed to go to the cave, the old Taoist resumed his smiling expression.

"Tsk, what do you know? That guy will never regret it. I can tell at a glance that he has fallen in love with Lan. Otherwise, he wouldn't have thrown the task to his men and rushed here alone as soon as he figured out that she was in danger."

After a pause, the old Taoist sighed again, "Speaking of which, it is also a blessing for that boy to meet Lan girl. The evil spirit on him is extremely difficult to deal with. It is not easy to get rid of it. If it continues for a long time, it will endanger his life.

But if he is with Lan girl, the evil spirit can be swallowed up by the golden spiritual energy in her body.

The two of them, that's a marriage destined by heaven, destined to be together."

The old Taoist felt that their progress was too slow, so he secretly added fuel to the fire.

When Lan girl marries Xiao boy, with him protecting her, no one will dare to touch her even if there are many big melons in Kyoto.

In this way, Lan Yatou will be integrated into the powerful circle of Kyoto, and the money she earns from incense offerings will definitely increase. Not only can she renovate the Sanqing Temple, but she can also promote their Taoism.

More and more people will create golden bodies for him.

Just thinking about it is enough to make one happy.

Fatty wasn't interested in anything else, but she didn't quite believe what the old Taoist said: Xiao Jin had fallen in love with Xie Lan.

"Master Xiao has fallen in love with the girl? That's unlikely, right? The girl has known him for such a long time, and Master Xiao has never shown her anything special."

The old Taoist shook his head and said, "Love doesn't have to be expressed verbally, some people like to keep their feelings in their hearts.

Whether he is in love or not depends mainly on what he does in his daily life, not just what he says. "

Seeing that Fatty still had a suspicious look on his face, the old Taoist was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, "Humph, you won't understand even if I tell you.

If you don’t believe me, why not go to the cave and see for yourself, and you’ll know if what I said is true.”

Pang Ya looked at the cave, then at the old Taoist priest, and finally couldn't resist her curiosity and decided to go and take a look.

Xiao Jin had originally planned to take a detour back to Beijing from the mountain when he saw that there was no thunder. Unexpectedly, when he reached the middle of the mountain, he found that Xie Lan's condition had returned to normal.

But the rain is getting heavier.
If I were to get soaked all the way back to Beijing like this, I’d probably get seriously ill.

Just when Xiao Jin was thinking about finding a place to shelter from the rain, he discovered a cave.

Although the cave is not very big, it is relatively dry and tidy.

Seeing that Xie Lan hadn't woken up yet, Xiao Jin found a clean place to put her down.

His eyes fell on her wet clothes, and he frowned, quickly using his internal energy to dry the clothes.

Xiao Jin checked again, intending to see if there were any dangerous animals hiding in the cave.

But in the end, no dangerous animals were seen, but we unexpectedly discovered that this was a cave within a cave, and there was actually a pile of dry branches inside.

There was no tinder, but that didn't pose a problem for Xiao Jin. He used a little magic to light the branches and made a fire.

Xiao Jin quickly returned, bent down, picked up Xie Lan, and put him next to the fire.

Why did his face turn red again?

Could it be that he was too close to the fire and got burned red?

Xiao Jin bent down, intending to move Xie Lan back, but saw that she opened her eyes.

"You're awake, do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"

"It's so hot, water, give me some water."

Seeing that Xie Lan's face became more and more flushed in just a short while, Xiao Jin was shocked to realize that the medicine in her body would be useless even if she was exposed to the rain.

There was no water in the cave, nor any tools to fetch water, so Xiao Jin could only take off his outer robe and go get some rain water to wipe Xie Lan's body to see if that could make her feel better.

"Xiaowu, wait a minute, I'll go get some rain water."

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Jin opened his mouth, Xie Lan suddenly pounced over and reached out to push him down.

Xiao Jin subconsciously wanted to resist, but when he met her flushed face, he quickly lost his strength.

As a result, Xiao Jin inevitably fell to the ground.

Xie Lan put her arms around his neck and kissed him quickly with her red lips.

"Xie Lan... calm down."

At this moment, Xie Lan couldn't hear what he said at all, and didn't know what he was doing.

She only knew that she was feeling extremely restless and hot, and she desperately needed an outlet to vent.

The hot red lips pressed tightly against Xiao Jin, drawing coolness from his mouth.

Perhaps Xie Lan felt that his clothes were too much of a nuisance, so she tried to pull them off with her little hands.

Xiao Jin was frantically grabbing her hand.

But Xie Lan had no idea what he had done. He struggled in agitation, trying to break free from Xiao Jin's grip.

However, Xiao Jin's veins were exposed due to her rubbing, and his eyes were soon burning with lust.

Fearing that he would lose control and do something inappropriate, Xiao Jin had to let go of Xie Lan's arms and tried to pull her away from him.

But as soon as he let go of her hand, she pounced on him again.

Unexpectedly, she used too much force, and the clothes that Xie Lan had previously torn open suddenly slipped off her shoulders, and the bellyband inside also loosened during the struggle.