Shadow Weaver

Chapter 126 Human World
Cherry-flavored cola.

Senior Peak...why did you buy cherry-flavored Coke?

In other words, why does a drink like "Cherry Coke" exist in this world that tastes like paint, is evil and weird!!!
The key is……

Who on earth taught Senior Peak to add potato chips to cola chicken wings? !
No matter how delicious the potato chips are, if they are coated with cherry-flavored cola syrup...they won’t taste very good!
Xu Yichi's eyelids twitched wildly. She wanted to open her mouth and say "That's a big problem", but when the words came to her lips, they somehow turned into "Oh, yes, that's right, there's nothing wrong".

Jianxian, the chef and others, who had sprained their backs due to their boss's outrageous actions, had no idea what was going on. They just thought that she was remembering the damn "respect the elderly and love the young", so they followed the local customs and said a few random words.

Yang·Potato Chip King·Dian·Thousand-Year-Old Loli·Feng nodded with satisfaction upon seeing this, then picked up a chicken wing covered with syrup and potato chip crumbs.

Looking at her eating with such relish, Xu Dazuo felt as if her scalp was numb and about to explode.

In order to prevent himself from being paralyzed by Yang Yanan's eating posture before the meal started, Xu Yichi decisively forced himself to retract his gaze from the little loli's face.

After taking a quick look at the dishes on the table, the girl quickly found the most fancy one among the pile of fancy-looking abnormal "delicacies" - in the bubbling, blue-green rich soup, there were several blue-green curly tentacles that looked like some indescribable dark evil god. The moment Xu Yichi's eyes touched the dish... he almost vomited on the spot!

"Excuse me..." Xu Da's voice really began to tremble at this moment, "What the hell is this?"

“Is this soup…?”

——Why didn’t she remember ordering something like this that could be used to cosplay an ancient god dinner at a comic convention? !
"Oh, Xiao Xu, that's the kelp soup you ordered." Chen Yingsheng took the flower happily, "I added some mint syrup to it to cool down the summer heat... and some purple cabbage by the way."

"It's definitely not enough to just eat kelp. Young people should also eat more vegetables to supplement more vitamins and fiber!"

"Purple cabbage and mint syrup..." No wonder the soup turned out a blue-green color.

Xu Yichi's throat felt blocked and a fishy-sweet taste rushed to his head.

If making a bloody scene in public wasn't so uncivilized, she would have really wanted to show these two idiots what "vomiting three liters of blood" meant.

"What about those tentacles that look like some evil species, Taoist Chen?" The little girl held onto the edge of the table and sat up straight. "I don't think I remember putting these weird things in the kelp soup..."

——Laxative, but kelp and purple cabbage are weird in themselves!!
Although she does like reading books normally...but she also doesn't like looking at weird things with tentacles!

"Huh? Is it weird to put some octopus legs and squid tentacles in kelp soup?" Chen Yingsheng blinked his eyes and scratched his head with a puzzled look on his face. "At that time, I thought that you girls didn't have any religious beliefs and didn't have any dietary restrictions. It happened to be a non-fasting day in the temple, so I just put some more meat in it."

"There should be nothing wrong with putting seafood in kelp soup, right?"

"No, no." Xu Yichi's face was completely dull at this moment. "Why didn't you think of putting something in it... Never mind. It's already this color, so it doesn't matter what you put in."

——It makes people lose their appetite just by looking at it!

...She might as well wait until the welcoming banquet is over before going out for a midnight snack with Taoist Priest Jiazi.

Xu Yichi opened her mouth woodenly and exhaled a breath of slightly white turbid air, not knowing where to start her complaints. In fact, she had originally wanted to ask Chen Yingsheng why he didn't add fish to the soup, but had to put in the unfortunate octopus feet and squid tentacles.

But then she thought again and remembered that the soup was not only sweet and salty, but also had plenty of mint syrup and purple cabbage added in... The resulting soup would be either blue-green or purple-green.

If this color were applied to the fish meat which should be snow-white and tender...it would probably be even more difficult to swallow.

——I really want to make fish meat that is blue, purple and green.

Doesn't this look like someone has been poisoned?

Was it from the same pot as the poisoned apple that Snow White’s wicked stepmother cooked?
Ugh~ That's not as good as octopus feet and squid tentacles. At least she can use the excuse that she doesn't like to eat these two things and avoid them secretly.

Thinking of the appearance of the fish, Xu Yichi shuddered unconsciously, then silently lowered his head, grabbed the water cup, and poured a sip of the drink into his mouth.

——At this point, she felt that among all the things on the table, only this drink was relatively normal. At least this slightly brownish deep orange-red color looked like a proper iced black tea or compound fruit juice…

No, wait, why is this thing bitter???

Is there bitter juice in this world? ? ? ? ?

Xu Yichi was caught off guard and stabbed in the back by the drink, her eyes wide open in horror, but her reaction was a step too slow. By the time she came to her senses, the extremely bitter soup had already rolled down her tongue and into her throat.

The bitter, astringent, and inexplicably cool drink filled her entire mouth. Her face was horrified, and she couldn't hold it in, and actually spit it out!
"yue——"

She couldn’t take it anymore, she didn’t want to stay at this welcoming party any longer… She wanted to go home, she wanted to go home!!!

Xu Yichi, whose taste buds were tortured, became instantly listless. When he looked up again, his face had obviously become as pale as a frost-bitten eggplant.

"...Master Chen, may I ask what kind of drinks are on display?" Xu Yichi looked up dejectedly and spoke in a half-dead and weak voice.

"Yue Province's herbal tea for treating scabies." Chen Yingsheng realized belatedly that this herbal tea seemed to have had a great impact on Xu Yichi's young mind. He looked embarrassed and said, "I was afraid that the variety of dishes tonight was too rich and that you guys might get irritated, so I specially made herbal tea... I forgot that you guys don't seem to be used to drinking this."

"But it doesn't matter. In addition to the herbal tea, I also prepared freshly squeezed orange juice...Xiao Xu, do you want me to replace the herbal tea with orange juice?"

"...I need it, I need it so much, thank you, Taoist Master Chen." Hearing that there was orange juice to drink, Xu Yichi's throat was faintly filled with tears, "By the way, please help change Xiaobai and the others' herbal tea, Taoist Master - there is really no Lao Guang in our studio!"

"Okay - Jiazi, quickly change the tea for the benefactors, don't just sit there!" Chen Yingsheng, who was embarrassed to say that he didn't drink herbal tea himself, felt extremely guilty, and at the same time directed Lu Shinian to get up and work quickly.

After changing the tea, the old Taoist rubbed his hands nervously, feeling that he had not entertained the guests well. At this time, he remembered the two sentences Lu Shinian said to him at that time, "I am looking forward to it very much", and hurriedly urged Xu Yichi to pick up his chopsticks quickly - and tried to use this to cover up the fact that he had prepared the herbal tea for scabies.

"Okay, okay, Xiao Xu, the tea has been changed, and the orange juice should not be bitter - let's do this, or should we try the food first?"