Shadow Weaver
Chapter 63: I stopped it, sister. I really stopped it!
Chapter 63: I stopped it, sister. I really stopped it!
——There is no reason in this world that Lu Shinian can escape eating mooncakes even though they have all eaten them!
Lan Xuesheng stared at the young man in Taoist robe in front of her without moving.
The experience she gained in her own company in recent years has given her a bit of the aura of a hateful dog leader.
Lu Shinian gritted his teeth and held out for a moment, but eventually succumbed to her oppressive gaze.
——Forget it, forget it. Comrade Ergou’s eyes look strangely like his father’s.
It makes people's spine creepy just by looking at it.
Lu Shinian held the mooncake steadily, feeling indignant, but he didn't even dare to say "beep" halfway.
At this point, the five people in the room finally had a piece of the Mid-Autumn Festival mooncake made by Chen Yingsheng himself in their hands. They looked at each other and raised the cakes in their hands.
After another thirty seconds, they all vomited into a ball.
"Ugh~yue——"
"Cough, cough, cough—"
Strange vomiting sounds came one after another, and Xu Yichi even coughed so hard that tears came out.
Lu Shinian, who had long guessed that this would happen, had a bitter face. Lan Xuesheng saw this and quickly grabbed the young man by the collar. Her finger bones, which were usually used to make zither, were pinched so hard that they turned slightly white. "What kind of fillings are Shan Ji using for his mooncakes this year?"
"Tell me now, what is the filling in it?!"
"It's green pepper mustard cheese." Lu Shinian wanted to cry but had no tears. "It's green pepper mustard cheese, Comrade Ergou!!!"
"——Otherwise, guess why I suggest you just feed the mooncakes to the dogs!"
——It’s because his master went completely crazy this year and made the mooncakes into green pepper, mustard and cheese!
God knows how this group of people carried the food across the mountain on the day when the old man was frying the stuffing!
The whole Yaoshan Temple was filled with the smell of sour cheese mixed with green pepper and mustard.
"? Green peppers, mustard, and cheese???" Lan Xuesheng was stunned, "Why didn't you stop him from doing such a beastly thing?"
"I can't stop him, sister!" Lu Shinian was about to cry. "He is stronger than my father! How can I stop him?"
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier that this was the stuffing?" Lan Xuesheng's expression became more ferocious. "You can't stop Shan Ji...then at least stop us!!"
So the young man in Taoist robe cried even harder when he heard this: "I stopped you, sister. I really stopped you!"
"I wanted to tell you what the filling of the mooncake was, but I couldn't find the right opportunity. The first time I asked, Bai Fuzhu looked at the headgear with Tu Tu. The second time I wanted to tell you, you guys went to look through the contract again!"
"Besides, before we ate them, I told you to feed the mooncakes to dogs this year... but you really didn't listen to me at all, sister!!"
——Not only did she not listen, she also forced him to eat the unlucky mooncake with them!
It’s unfair, he is really unfair. This time he is so wronged that even Dou E can’t sing out his injustice!
Lu Shinian looked up at the sky with a look of disappointment, trying to hold back the tears that had flowed out of his eyes. Recalling that he had interrupted the young man several times and rejected his sincere suggestion to "feed the mooncakes to the dog", Lan Xuesheng let go of the man's arm, knowing that he was in the wrong.
However, she let go of the clamp, but the mooncake she ate did not let go of her.
As she breathed, a strange, pungent smell suddenly rushed to her head, and she hurriedly followed Xu Yichi and the others to hold the trash can and vomit.
Later, this plate of mooncakes with an extremely strange taste was eventually (forced) into Shu Hu's stomach. However, Xu Yichi and others, who had vomited the mooncakes, no longer had the mood to go out for food to celebrate.
This damn green pepper, mustard and cheese mooncake not only tastes extremely vicious, but its aftertaste seems to be cursed, lingering in everyone's mouth for three days.
For the next few days, no matter what they ate, it tasted like a ghostly, deadly, fermented dairy product with a smell of green pepper and mustard.
Under the influence of this poison-like debuff, Xu Yichi and the others were half-dead all day long, like eggplants hit by frost, and they were half-dead until the day they went to Yunling Cultural Center to look for Yang Yanan.
"Hey, haven't seen you for a few days. Did someone suck your soul out of you, Xiao Xu?" Yang·Potato Chips·Dian·Emperor·Feng, who was always sharp-tongued, crossed his arms and looked at the guys in front of him with disdain. "How do you say this? Is this the new personality setting that's popular nowadays? The living are slightly dead, and the corpses are slightly alive?"
"Come, let me take a look - let me see if you have corpse spots on your body?"
"Heh... heh... please stop talking, Senior... Senior Yang." Xu Yichi smiled weakly, "Last time, we were at my idol's music store, and we 'accidentally'... no, we should say, 'unfortunately'."
"We were unlucky enough to eat the mooncakes made by Taoist Master Chen." Xu Da's eyes were flat and empty, "And then... it became like this."
"Yes, Commissioner Yang," An Qing added in a trembling voice, which sounded like an accusation, "It's been three days... It's been three days, and our mouths still taste like mooncakes."
"——We haven't had a good meal or a good night's sleep for three whole days!"
——She was so sleepy these days that she was almost in a trance, and her typing efficiency dropped sharply!
"So... why are there green pepper, mustard, and cheese mooncakes in this world?" Bai Miaomiao looked dazed, her mouth opening and closing unconsciously as she murmured, "Who on earth came up with such a vicious filling?"
——She wants to say hello to their fairy Banban!
Really, she wants to say hello now!
"Green pepper, green..." Yang Yan'an narrowed his eyes slowly after hearing that. After a while, something suddenly came to his mind. "Oh, if you say so, then I remember it."
"A while ago, there was a village next to Yaoshan Temple where the villagers couldn't sell the green peppers they grew. Chen Yingsheng, an old man with a big nose, felt that the pile of vegetables that were about to rot was a waste, and felt sorry for the farmer, so he bought all the vegetables back to the Taoist temple with his own money."
"——They must have eaten a lot of green peppers in the temple in the past two months, but I never thought that this wicked thing could make mooncake fillings out of the green peppers that it couldn't consume on the mountain——"
"Green pepper, mustard and cheese, this is not something decent people should eat!" The little girl cursed when she accidentally imagined the taste, while waving her sleeves in a very cool manner.
"Forget about that unlucky old Niubi. I'll call Xiao Wang later... Director Wang will give you some mooncakes made by our cultural center to try. I guarantee that they will be able to suppress that strange smell."
"Okay, then we'll wait for your mooncakes to save us." Xu Yichi hummed, and then followed Yang Yanan into the cultural center.
The thousand-year-old demon spirit old loli heard this and immediately became more relaxed: "Don't worry, I will take action, which is definitely more reliable than Lao Chen."
"Come on, let's go inside and take a look at your plan!"
Can the peak comrade be trusted?
(End of this chapter)
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