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Duan Mingyu was furious immediately, "It's unreasonable, let me show you your sloppy 24-gram titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, and then let me take a good look, who is more handsome between us!"

Cheng Zhiyuan said nonchalantly: "Of course it's Ben..." Duan Mingyu's face became redder and redder, just like the Stramboli volcano in Sicily, Italy, just waiting for Cheng Zhiyuan to move his lips and gently spit out that The word "official" will explode on time!Cheng Zhiyuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Ahem, I think they are evenly matched, and they are inseparable!"

Duan Mingyu's flushed face suddenly looked like a balloon that had been punctured, and he gasped, "You're smart!"

Cheng Zhiyuan breathed a sigh of relief, and Duan Mingyu's look as if he had been spat with chicken blood really scared the old man: "Amitabha, you brat, you almost killed this dog's life, cough cough, this old life!"

"Actually, when you use the quantifier "tiao" to describe life, you have already lost!" Duan Mingyu laughed and said, I don't know how many times I have been bullied by this guy today, and now a small revenge can be regarded as a merit Consummation, blood debt paid in blood.

"Brother Duan Xian, since we are both pretty handsome, do you want to consider my family Jun Yu..." Cheng Zhiyuan couldn't do without his profession in three words, and Ji Ji Wai Wai brought this matter up again.

"Stop, stop, in fact, I think that Ling Ai looks like a fairy, and looks very gentle, beautiful and intelligent, with white skin, good at singing and dancing, it is really a must-have medicine for going out and walking in the world!" Duan Mingyu squinted He returned to the dining table with squinted eyes and took a sip of the wine.

"Oh, since that's the case, you can do me a favor, brother. I beg you, please accept her!" Cheng Zhiyuan's eyes lit up, and there was indeed something to be said for this matter!

There is a characteristic of Chinese speaking, that is, if you want to reject someone, you must first give the other person enough face, a bunch of stinky farts, and then say a heartbreaking word, "But!"

Duan Mingyu shook his small wine glass, shook his head and said: "But although I am not very good at being the number one scholar, love is a shitty thing that needs to pay attention to fate. It needs your love and my wish, and it will be good if it lasts for a long time!"

Cheng Zhiyuan patted his chest, "Kuang! Kuang! Kuang!" After three bowls of wine, he said with a bit of drunkenness: "Living in love with each other for a long time is nothing but nonsense. It doesn't take too long. Really, I use this old Guaranteed by life, after two or three times, you will definitely be able to fall in love."

Duan Mingyu: "___________________!"

Duan Mingyu said seriously: "Brother Cheng, this is your fault. You must not be so evil. What I mean is that Ling'ai and I have only met twice. No matter what Jun Yu thinks, there is no such thing as the number one scholar. Feelings, a marriage without feelings, is like the tomb of love. If I really agree with you by clapping your hands, then before our wedding anniversary, the number one scholar will definitely sigh—sorry! It’s time for the annual grave sweeping again day!"

"Is it really that serious?"

"It's really that serious!"

Looking at Cheng Zhiyuan who was looking sour in front of him, Duan Mingyu seemed to feel that, this guy, Cheng Yaojin was on his upper body, "It doesn't make sense. Since ancient times, the parents have made the decisions about marriage. With the words of matchmakers, how can you say no to marriage, cough cough, say no If you marry, don't marry!"

Sure enough, unfortunately, the old man started to play tricks.

Duan Mingyu stuffed a lot of food into his mouth on his own, and it contained meat and vegetables, and it seemed that he wanted Cheng Zhiyuan to bleed, "Uh... um... It's a pity, the number one scholar now has no father, no mother, no uncle, no uncle. Uncle, the family is poor, and the Duan family is left with only me, the only seedling!"

Cheng Zhiyuan sat down resentfully, and when it came to such a heavy topic, even if the old fox was so unreasonable, he had to observe three minutes of silence first.However, 3 minutes is only 3 minutes after all. There is a saying that if you can hide from the first day of junior high school, you can’t hide from the fifteenth day. Three minutes are fleeting. After Duan Mingyu put the last piece of meat in his mouth, Cheng Zhiyuan charged again. He vowed to pull out Duan Mingyu's stronghold in order to stop fighting, "If you don't agree to the old man today, the old man will die with you today!"

"Oh, yes, yes!" Duan Mingyu's head was poked like a chicken pecking at rice. It was boring, and it was definitely a fight that was seriously out of proportion to his strength.

Cheng Zhiyuan's face turned cold, "You are trying to force me to kill!"

Duan Mingyu: "..."

Seeing Duan Mingyu's indifferent look, Cheng Zhiyuan finally stood up, exuding a cold air in every gesture, Duan Mingyu began to doubt whether this old man was really a peerless master hidden among the people, possessing unrivaled magical skills.Facts have proved that it is not so easy to become a master, especially an old man like Cheng Zhiyuan.

Cheng Zhiyuan shook his sleeve robe and said sharply, "Chunmei!"

The maid named Chunmei hurried in from the door, looked at the empty table, and said with some surprise: "Master, you called this servant to clean up the dishes. Is it?"

Cheng Zhiyuan said: "Hmph, Duan Zhuangyuan has eaten and drunk enough, he should be able to go back now!"

Duan Mingyu cupped his hands slowly: "Then I'll take my leave, Brother Cheng doesn't have to send it far away, just deliver it to the door!"

Chunmei's servant girl burst out laughing with a "puchi", "What are you laughing at, is it so funny... It seems a little funny, ahem, I won't see you off, go back by yourself!" Cheng Zhiyuan made a request The posture of going out.

Duan Mingyu shook his head, it seemed that Cheng Zhiyuan was really angry, Duan Mingyu was bored, and walked out slowly.

The moment Duan Mingyu was about to step out of the door, Cheng Zhiyuan said a word in a moderate voice, and it happened that Duan Mingyu heard every word in his ears.

Cheng Zhiyuan turned around and said to the servant girl Chunmei: "Chunmei, quickly change the old man into an official uniform, I want to retrial the case of Ji Yunyi suing Duan Mingyu!"

"Gah!" Duan Mingyu seemed to have kicked on the threshold and fell to the ground in an instant!

Duan Mingyu hurriedly got up, shook the dust, turned around, and forced an ugly smile, "Old Cheng, what are you talking about?"

"Henan dialect!" Cheng Zhiyuan glared at Duan Mingyu.

"This is public revenge!" Duan Mingyu said angrily.

"It's because you don't know what's good!"

"You are in vain as a parent official!" Duan Mingyu pointed at Cheng Zhiyuan's nose and cursed.

Cheng Zhiyuan straightened his clothes, and said with ease and complacency: "Yes, so this officer decided to focus on investigating this case! We must give justice to the parties involved!"

"You are shameless!"

"Thank you for the compliment!"

"..."

ps: Unknowingly, I have already written a hundred chapters of the first-rank champion, and I have gained a lot. Thank you for your support as always. Qin Shuai once approached me and asked me to make a big change.The reason is that the bloody storm in the late Tang Dynasty should focus on the style of bloody struggle for hegemony. I wrote it like this, and it is even necessary to re-open the book.Xiaguan is good at humorous short essays, and I am also working hard in learning to fight for hegemony, but later some book friends reported to me that your book must be written in a light and humorous way to be read by anyone!The protagonists and supporting roles in the first hundred chapters of Xiaguan are all fictional, and none of them actually existed in history.In the twenty chapters, it will inevitably enter the maelstrom of real history. If there are any deficiencies at that time, please correct me one or two.

After writing the novel for 52 days, Xiaguan was also a little confused, whether all kinds of time travel have been worn out, and readers have really given up writing novels before time travel.Xiaguan once changed the beginning of more than 20 dynasties, just to write the beginning well.Finally, because of a simple reason: experienced authors and editors generally believe that it should be deleted, so it must be deleted.Readers who have followed this book at the beginning know that at the beginning of the book, they accidentally crossed because of a fight with the city management, but now it is different.After the modification, Xiaguan felt that the beginning seemed bloated, with a lot of information, and he was really not optimistic.

Our readers are very tolerant. You allow grammatical errors and typos. I would like to thank you.Now Xiaguan Truss firmly believes that history does not necessarily require orthodox hegemony, and that it can bring you a little happiness in your spare time is also success.Too much to say, this book reopened the book friend group, the original one was disbanded, please add: 214753313