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Chapter 104 What a Thin Gift
When Duan Mingyu saw the old Taoist staring at him intently, his heart suddenly became angry, so his tiger's eyes widened, his body trembled wildly, and his domineering spirit shot out desperately. People stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes, you stare at me, I stare at you, no one is willing to relax.
After a while, the old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi finally took the lead to move his eyes away, and said three words cautiously.
"You boy, thick-skinned!"
"Shameless enough!"
"It has the demeanor of my year!"
After speaking, there was an expression of "I admire you very much" on his face, Duan Mingyu suddenly felt that his skin was too thin, and in front of such an extremely shameless senior, he was simply a scum.
Yuan Hongzhi said a thousand blessings: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Pindao is Zhong Nanshan Yuan Hongzhi, whose Taoist name is Xuanji. When I saw Mr. Duan today, it was as if I saw myself back then. Pindao believes that in time, you will definitely become the best in the world of cultivating Taoism." Dazzling star. The future is boundless and there is a lot to do, Mr. Duan is willing to follow the poverty-stricken way to practice and guarantee you a long life, how about it?"
Duan Mingyu gave Yuan Hongzhi a blank look, but Li Yuying kept giving Duan Mingyu winks, Mr. Duan, you must seize such a great opportunity!
Duan Mingyu naturally understands Li Yuying's meaning, but he doesn't want to go out in the future, holding the Zen Zhang in his left hand and the dust whisk in his right, with burnt ring scars on his head, wearing Taoist robes, and saying to everyone: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, benefactor, please give the poor monk a bite of food." Bar!"
Well, it is better to count the money, Duan Mingyu said: "Dare to ask Daoist Yuan, what skills do you have?"
Li Yuying didn't speak, neither helped each other.
Yuan Hongzhi said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, a poor Taoist can watch the sky at night, keep his face and keep in good health, he can pinch and count, and he can..."
"Stop, okay, first of all, it's daytime, and it's impossible to watch the sky at night, and it's not a matter of staying in shape and keeping in good health, so let's do it, Daoist Yuan, let's count from this meeting, are you fast and fast?" Accurate?" Duan Mingyu had already planned in his mind, and was leading the old man into the pit step by step.
Yuan Hongzhi flicked his whisk in the dust: "It's only natural. Back then, the first emperor personally conferred on me the title of fortune teller. How can a poor Taoist get his name in vain? The calculation is fast and accurate, but it's not difficult for the poor monk... Cough, poor road!"
Duan Mingyu clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay, since this is the case, can Daoist Yuan count it for me first? If it is true as Daoist Yuan said, and it will be accurate soon, then I won't suffer too much from following Daoist Yuan!"
Li Yuying breathed a sigh of relief, but her heart became nervous again. If Duan Mingyu went to the mountains to practice for decades, wouldn't it be the end of my Li Dynasty!
Yuan Hongzhi stroked the tiger's beard, "Well, so, very good, I don't know what the young master wants to be poor, just say it!"
Duan Mingyu patted the table: "Okay, refreshing, Daoist Yuan, please listen carefully, what I want you to calculate is..."
"It's not fast, you don't want money!" Seeing Duan Mingyu's hesitation, Yuan Hongzhi gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.
Duan Mingyu stretched out his thumb: "The fortune teller is worthy of being a fortune teller, and this champion is admired by his courage. Well, please divide 870 by 230 and multiply by 560." How much is seven? I'll give you one second to do the math!"
Yuan Hongzhi instantly petrified...
Li Yuying lowered her head, her shoulders kept shaking, she just stared at her lotus feet, she didn't dare to raise her head, she was about to cramp from laughing.
Yuan Hongzhi lowered his raised head, showing shame, and cupped his hands at Duan Mingyu: "Poverty... ashamed!"
Duan Mingyu walked in front of Yuan Hongzhi proudly: "Oh, Daoist Yuan, I see you as the number one scholar. You are a unique martial arts genius. From now on, you will be entrusted with the heavy responsibility of punishing rape and eliminating evil, and maintaining world peace." Here it is. I have a copy of "Tathagata God's Palm" here..."
Gao Ren and Gao Long's cheeks twitched, and they all worshiped this wonderful number one scholar.
Li Yuying waved his hand: "Young Master Duan, don't make fun of Daoist Yuan, tell me, what's the purpose of coming here today?"
Duan Mingyu freed his hands, and dumped the meeting gift he had prepared on the table, good guy, three or four pairs of wooden clogs, five or six packs of matches, seven or eight boxes of rouge powder, ninety packs of cigarettes, and... a piece of bacon!Duan Mingyu laughed and said: "I take the liberty to come here, prepare a little courtesy, and hope to accept it!"
"Yeah, what a gift!" Gao Ren rolled his eyes.
Duan Mingyu said: "What do you know, the princess is the body of a thousand gold, I have never seen such a big gift, only in this way can I show the difference of this champion! Look, these clogs, this match, are all champions Exclusive sale, no semicolon!"
"Ahem, it's only natural. Mr. Duan has a heart. I don't know what you want to do, Mr. Li." Li Yuying smiled sweetly.
Duan Mingyu babbled for a long time, describing her tragic affair with Wan Yanyan from the beginning to the end as if the sky had collapsed and the earth had collapsed.After earning several catties of tears from Li Yuying, Duan Mingyu finally wiped the saliva from her lips: "Your Highness, you must help me, only by relying on you can I go straight to the Huanglong and enter the center!"
"Don't worry, Mr. Duan, this matter will be left to Yuying, but Yuying also has something to ask for!" Li Yuying was moved, but she did not forget the important matter that Yuan Hongzhi explained. This opportunity is once in a thousand years.
Duan Mingyu blinked and blinked: "What can be difficult for His Highness, if you can't do it, Duan can do it with a hundred catties?"
Li Yuying said slyly: "Yuying wants to ask the young master to lead the army to put down the rebellion. If the young master refuses to agree to Yuying, Yuying will be in a bad mood. Once she is in a bad mood, she doesn't want to do anything..."
"What? I'm going to lead the army!" Duan Mingyu said, "Princess, you have found the wrong person. Although the number one scholar is a little bit handsome and has a good character, when it comes to leading soldiers, but I have no experience at all!"
Gao Long, Gao Ren rolled his eyes...
"Who is born to fight? Ouch, Gao Ren, I suddenly feel dizzy. I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the Wan Mansion. Help me go to the wing room to rest for a while. Mr. Duan can stay here for lunch!" Li Yuying He touched his forehead artificially and said.
The ancestors were sloppy, so there is no need to do it so badly!Duan Mingyu was about to cry, but Yuan Hongzhi patted Duan Mingyu on the shoulder: "Mr. Duan, please mourn!"
Li Yuying turned around and pretended to be sick: "Master Duan, you don't know, we women are very fragile, if Yuying suffers such a disaster, the man she admires will not be able to comfort her by her side for a long time, but ...it's easy to get overwhelmed!"
ps: I recommend a new history book, "Iron Blood Yangmen", friends who are in a book shortage may wish to read it, this book is really awesome!
After a while, the old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi finally took the lead to move his eyes away, and said three words cautiously.
"You boy, thick-skinned!"
"Shameless enough!"
"It has the demeanor of my year!"
After speaking, there was an expression of "I admire you very much" on his face, Duan Mingyu suddenly felt that his skin was too thin, and in front of such an extremely shameless senior, he was simply a scum.
Yuan Hongzhi said a thousand blessings: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Pindao is Zhong Nanshan Yuan Hongzhi, whose Taoist name is Xuanji. When I saw Mr. Duan today, it was as if I saw myself back then. Pindao believes that in time, you will definitely become the best in the world of cultivating Taoism." Dazzling star. The future is boundless and there is a lot to do, Mr. Duan is willing to follow the poverty-stricken way to practice and guarantee you a long life, how about it?"
Duan Mingyu gave Yuan Hongzhi a blank look, but Li Yuying kept giving Duan Mingyu winks, Mr. Duan, you must seize such a great opportunity!
Duan Mingyu naturally understands Li Yuying's meaning, but he doesn't want to go out in the future, holding the Zen Zhang in his left hand and the dust whisk in his right, with burnt ring scars on his head, wearing Taoist robes, and saying to everyone: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, benefactor, please give the poor monk a bite of food." Bar!"
Well, it is better to count the money, Duan Mingyu said: "Dare to ask Daoist Yuan, what skills do you have?"
Li Yuying didn't speak, neither helped each other.
Yuan Hongzhi said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, a poor Taoist can watch the sky at night, keep his face and keep in good health, he can pinch and count, and he can..."
"Stop, okay, first of all, it's daytime, and it's impossible to watch the sky at night, and it's not a matter of staying in shape and keeping in good health, so let's do it, Daoist Yuan, let's count from this meeting, are you fast and fast?" Accurate?" Duan Mingyu had already planned in his mind, and was leading the old man into the pit step by step.
Yuan Hongzhi flicked his whisk in the dust: "It's only natural. Back then, the first emperor personally conferred on me the title of fortune teller. How can a poor Taoist get his name in vain? The calculation is fast and accurate, but it's not difficult for the poor monk... Cough, poor road!"
Duan Mingyu clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay, since this is the case, can Daoist Yuan count it for me first? If it is true as Daoist Yuan said, and it will be accurate soon, then I won't suffer too much from following Daoist Yuan!"
Li Yuying breathed a sigh of relief, but her heart became nervous again. If Duan Mingyu went to the mountains to practice for decades, wouldn't it be the end of my Li Dynasty!
Yuan Hongzhi stroked the tiger's beard, "Well, so, very good, I don't know what the young master wants to be poor, just say it!"
Duan Mingyu patted the table: "Okay, refreshing, Daoist Yuan, please listen carefully, what I want you to calculate is..."
"It's not fast, you don't want money!" Seeing Duan Mingyu's hesitation, Yuan Hongzhi gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.
Duan Mingyu stretched out his thumb: "The fortune teller is worthy of being a fortune teller, and this champion is admired by his courage. Well, please divide 870 by 230 and multiply by 560." How much is seven? I'll give you one second to do the math!"
Yuan Hongzhi instantly petrified...
Li Yuying lowered her head, her shoulders kept shaking, she just stared at her lotus feet, she didn't dare to raise her head, she was about to cramp from laughing.
Yuan Hongzhi lowered his raised head, showing shame, and cupped his hands at Duan Mingyu: "Poverty... ashamed!"
Duan Mingyu walked in front of Yuan Hongzhi proudly: "Oh, Daoist Yuan, I see you as the number one scholar. You are a unique martial arts genius. From now on, you will be entrusted with the heavy responsibility of punishing rape and eliminating evil, and maintaining world peace." Here it is. I have a copy of "Tathagata God's Palm" here..."
Gao Ren and Gao Long's cheeks twitched, and they all worshiped this wonderful number one scholar.
Li Yuying waved his hand: "Young Master Duan, don't make fun of Daoist Yuan, tell me, what's the purpose of coming here today?"
Duan Mingyu freed his hands, and dumped the meeting gift he had prepared on the table, good guy, three or four pairs of wooden clogs, five or six packs of matches, seven or eight boxes of rouge powder, ninety packs of cigarettes, and... a piece of bacon!Duan Mingyu laughed and said: "I take the liberty to come here, prepare a little courtesy, and hope to accept it!"
"Yeah, what a gift!" Gao Ren rolled his eyes.
Duan Mingyu said: "What do you know, the princess is the body of a thousand gold, I have never seen such a big gift, only in this way can I show the difference of this champion! Look, these clogs, this match, are all champions Exclusive sale, no semicolon!"
"Ahem, it's only natural. Mr. Duan has a heart. I don't know what you want to do, Mr. Li." Li Yuying smiled sweetly.
Duan Mingyu babbled for a long time, describing her tragic affair with Wan Yanyan from the beginning to the end as if the sky had collapsed and the earth had collapsed.After earning several catties of tears from Li Yuying, Duan Mingyu finally wiped the saliva from her lips: "Your Highness, you must help me, only by relying on you can I go straight to the Huanglong and enter the center!"
"Don't worry, Mr. Duan, this matter will be left to Yuying, but Yuying also has something to ask for!" Li Yuying was moved, but she did not forget the important matter that Yuan Hongzhi explained. This opportunity is once in a thousand years.
Duan Mingyu blinked and blinked: "What can be difficult for His Highness, if you can't do it, Duan can do it with a hundred catties?"
Li Yuying said slyly: "Yuying wants to ask the young master to lead the army to put down the rebellion. If the young master refuses to agree to Yuying, Yuying will be in a bad mood. Once she is in a bad mood, she doesn't want to do anything..."
"What? I'm going to lead the army!" Duan Mingyu said, "Princess, you have found the wrong person. Although the number one scholar is a little bit handsome and has a good character, when it comes to leading soldiers, but I have no experience at all!"
Gao Long, Gao Ren rolled his eyes...
"Who is born to fight? Ouch, Gao Ren, I suddenly feel dizzy. I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the Wan Mansion. Help me go to the wing room to rest for a while. Mr. Duan can stay here for lunch!" Li Yuying He touched his forehead artificially and said.
The ancestors were sloppy, so there is no need to do it so badly!Duan Mingyu was about to cry, but Yuan Hongzhi patted Duan Mingyu on the shoulder: "Mr. Duan, please mourn!"
Li Yuying turned around and pretended to be sick: "Master Duan, you don't know, we women are very fragile, if Yuying suffers such a disaster, the man she admires will not be able to comfort her by her side for a long time, but ...it's easy to get overwhelmed!"
ps: I recommend a new history book, "Iron Blood Yangmen", friends who are in a book shortage may wish to read it, this book is really awesome!
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