first-class champion

Duan Mingyu, who was about to return to the eastern outskirts of the city, was in high spirits. This was the first time he had beaten someone. Until now, his face was still flushed with excitement.It was only then that Duan Mingyu discovered that he also had the potential to be a bad person.But for people like Zhang Baobao, they had to see each other once and beat them up once. Reasoning was useless, it would only fuel their arrogance.

Xu Zuye walked to the door of the house, took out the key wretchedly, and opened the door slowly, but he couldn't get the key in after poking it for a long time.Duan Mingyu looked anxious, but Xu Zuye still adhered to the principle of "you can cross the Pacific Ocean only by taking your time", and didn't even look at the keyhole, just poking his head hard.

Ten centuries later...

Xu Zuye was concentrating on opening the door, when he suddenly heard a childish voice: "Hey, can you hurry up when you open the door?"

Xu Zuye was so frightened that all the keys fell to the ground: "Who, who the fuck is talking, I'm so scared!" After speaking, he turned around and looked behind Duan Mingyu, except for this kid, he didn't find anyone else. Where is the sound coming from?

"Hehehe, you idiot, I'm on top!"

Duan Mingyu and Xu Zuye looked up, good boy, there are still two people standing on the wall, Yang Zhaoniang and Yang Yanguang, the old and the young, are watching Xu Zuye's joke complacently!

Xu Zuye was even more taken aback. When did these two people appear?Why didn't you feel it at all?

Duan Mingyu glanced at Xu Zuye knowingly: "Brother Xu, he didn't notice after being peeped silently for so long. I think there are only two reasons that can explain it."

"First, the martial arts of these two people are too high, and the masters are like this, without anyone noticing; second, your martial arts, brother Xu, is so low that it cannot be described in words. But between the two explanations, the younger brother still I prefer the latter. Hahaha!" Duan Mingyu laughed heartily, seeing Xu Zuye being teased really made people want to laugh.

Xu Zuye raised his eyebrows, but thinking of the gap in IQ with this kid, he had no choice but to say: "You brat likes to make fun of me!" He was a big man who was so frightened by a little girl's words that he lost his keys. Unable to hold it steadily, Xu Zuye's face felt a little hot.

"Stupid Xu, aren't you very brave when you beat someone up? Why are you so timid." Yang Zhaoniang smiled triumphantly.

Xu Zuye blushed. After all, he was almost forty. It was really embarrassing to be laughed at at the door of his house.

Different from Xu Zuye, what Duan Mingyu thought of was the news that Yang Zhaoniang accidentally revealed from his mouth, when he beat someone?In other words, when Big Brother Xu and I beat Zhang Baobao hard, Old Man Yang and Zhao Niang were there. Even if I casually mentioned my address, how could they arrive at my door so quickly? More importantly, this is a small town. The girl and an old man are faster than the two big men. Master, this old man is definitely a master.

Duan Mingyu's idea was soon confirmed. Yang Yanguang jumped down from the wall of four or five meters with Xiao Zhaoniang in his arms, and fell slowly like a fallen leaf. Duan Mingyu and Xu Zuye were dumbfounded. This is the legendary Is it light work?Amazing, so fucking amazing!This trick is much better than his own monkey stealing peaches.

If Yang Yanguang knew that Duan Mingyu was comparing his unique lightness kung fu with monkey stealing peaches, he would probably be so angry that he vomited blood.

Landing smoothly, this pose is a classic.

Looking at the two people who were stunned for a while, Yang Yanguang stroked his beard proudly: "This old man has practiced this skill for more than [-] years, and now he has finally entered the room. It makes you two laugh, hahahaha!"

Xu Zuye is like a beautiful balloon, he has practiced hard for more than [-] years, and he is a duck to his father. This is a few years older than his own age, and he still wants to learn from a teacher. I guess he will die if he succeeds I can't die anymore.

Duan Mingyu didn't have Xu Zuye's nasty idea at all. It is definitely not easy for him to practice this kind of kung fu. If everyone becomes a master, then it's okay. If everyone is a master, he is definitely the weakest among the masters. The presence.Then Duan Mingyu is absolutely willing to be hit by a truck again, travel through again, and leave this "hell on earth".

Yang Zhaoniang smiled slightly, showing two small canine teeth: "Hey, my grandpa is very good at kung fu. If you want to learn kung fu, you can exchange it for beautiful clogs!" After speaking, there was a sly look in her eyes.

Yang Yanguang was so angry that he knocked on Yang Zhaoniang's forehead: "The family kung fu has been sold by you, a little girl, right? Don't talk about such nonsense in the future."

Yang Zhaoniang lowered her head aggrievedly: "If you don't change it, don't change it, why are you so fierce!"

"You don't want to teach, but I don't want to learn! Learning kung fu is so tiring, it's better to go to see beautiful women." Duan Mingyu thought secretly, although he looks imposing, but in all fairness, Duan Mingyu is a pervert at heart. the leader.

After learning that Yang Yanguang is a master, Xu Zuye was obviously more attentive: "Come, come, Mr. Yang, please come inside, the sun is shining outside, Mingyu, quickly brew a pot of Tieguanyin that I have treasured."

Duan Mingyu was furious: "Old Xu, you are too unkind, didn't you say you drank it all last time? You are hiding it from my brother, right?"

Xu Zuye burst into sweat and said, "Which one of us is with whom? You can't hide it from anyone. This tea just arrived yesterday."

Duan Mingyu gave Xu Zuye a suspicious look, and then let him go.Xu Zuye finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Mr. Yang, I made you laugh."

"Hey, young people, you know everything!" Yang Yanguang was obviously quite satisfied with Xu Zuye's attitude, and put on a like-minded virtue with Xu Zuye.

"We're in a mess!" This is Yang Zhaoniang's true evaluation of the two in her heart.

Tasting the fragrance of Tieguanyin, the atmosphere in the lobby suddenly became active. Yang Yanguang said: "This tea leaves are full, and the fragrance will remain on the lips and teeth after drinking. It is really the best of Tieguanyin!"

"Of course, I think that I, Xu Zuye, was a big and small person in Bianliang City back then. At that time..."

Say it!Say it.Duan Mingyu felt excited when he thought that Xu Zuye was going to reveal his life experience. After a long time of acquaintance, Xu Zuye has never revealed his past experience, which has always made Duan Mingyu worry about him. This old guy is finally willing to speak.

"Forget it, I won't mention what happened back then." Xu Zuye glanced at Duan Mingyu shamelessly, and said slowly.

Duan Mingyu groaned in her heart, this guy is just trying to tantalize people, it's really f***ing.

"Hmph, what's there to be proud of, if you don't say it, don't say it." It was Yang Zhaoniang who complained first.After speaking, he drank the tea in the cup in one gulp.

My Tieguanyin, Duan Mingyu's heart is bleeding, she is reluctant to take a few sips of good tea, but this little girl ruined it for nothing, it's all white money!