first-class champion

After thinking about it, Duan Mingyu said: "Zhao Niang, I am not looking for trouble this time. Brother Cheng and I have experienced a lot of hardships. Life should be happy and kind, for yourself, for the people you care about, and for the ideals in your heart." , even if it’s a risk, so what! I know you don’t understand.”

But Yang Zhaoniang nodded: "What, I just understand but I'm just a little confused."

After saying that, Yang Zhaoniang said again: "Then tell me, what should this life be like?"

Duan Mingyu showed a trademark smile: "I understand the number one scholar, you girl want to hear the story, don't you?"

Yang Zhaoniang's head immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, you haven't told me a story for a long time, and the stories you told seem to make sense."

Look, look, the effect is out!Duan Mingyu said quite proudly: "Well, today I will use "Journey to the West" to tell you the truth of life!"

"Journey to the West! Last time you told me and listened to it, so don't listen to it!" Yang Zhaoniang said unwillingly.

"No, I just want to tell you the truth of life through "Journey to the West", hehe, it's not as simple as telling you again." Duan Mingyu smiled wryly, this girl is actually picky.

"Okay, then tell me!" Yang Zhaoniang said.

Duan Mingyu sat upright, coughed twice and said: "Zhao Niang, if you read Journey to the West upside down, the story will actually become more exciting."

"What? What are you talking about? Looking upside down, what would that look like?" Yang Zhaoniang bit her finger and stared blankly at the roof of the car.It was really too difficult for her to come up with such a reverse novel for this little thing who has been thinking about eating all day long.

"Okay, officer, don't embarrass Zhaoniang, tell her directly!" Wan Yanyan couldn't help laughing when she saw Yang Zhaoniang thinking hard, as if Buddha was comprehending life.

"Ahem, since the lady has spoken, I'll tell you. Zhaoniang, you have to listen carefully, and don't get confused!" Duan Mingyu said teasingly.

"It's just you talking, hurry up and tell me, my family is also very curious!" Wan Yanyan covered her mouth and smiled.

Duan Mingyu slapped his thigh: "On the other hand, this "Journey to the West" has become "Journey to the East". I met all kinds of monsters along the way, and after calling and calling, I found that they all had backers, and they would not be punished no matter how evil they did. Liushahe, only Wukong insisted on justice and slayed demons all the way to escort the master to the east to preach."

"It's better to be Sun Wukong, Bajie and Drifting, these two unyielding guys!" Yang Zhaoniang said through gritted teeth.

Duan Mingyu said: "I haven't finished talking yet, what are you talking about!"

"Oh, that's good, I won't interrupt, you can continue talking!" Yang Zhaoniang sat back resentfully, and tightly closed her small mouth.

Duan Mingyu continued: "Because Sun Wukong continued to kill and wound a lot of goblins with backgrounds, and made all the gods look down, the Heavenly Court couldn't bear Wukong and made a request with Tathagata Buddha—we can guarantee Tang Sanzang's safety." To Chang'an, but you have to deal with the thorny Monkey King."

"Then did the Tathagata Buddha agree?" Wan Yanyan also asked curiously. It seemed that the two women had been deeply conquered by the charm of my speech.

Duan Mingyu said proudly: "Finally, the Tathagata Buddha agreed to the request of the Heavenly Court. Under a conspiracy, Bailong was seriously injured and fell into the mountain stream, Wukong was defeated and was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, but Tang Sanzang abandoned him." After learning of Sun Wukong, he came to Chang'an alone, and after preaching in Chang'an, he was named Yudi, and after enjoying the glory and wealth, he died in bed."

"WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooery

"Oh, officer, don't make Sun Wukong so miserable, I can't bear it anymore, Zhaoniang, don't cry, be good, woo woo woo!" Wan Yanyan wiped her tears and said.

Duan Mingyu's head is full of black lines, my ancestors, you are a stern, this champion told a story to provoke someone, Duan Mingyu snorted: "I haven't finished the story yet, why are you two crying, cry again, cry again Crying, I will come and listen to the decomposition next year!"

The crying stopped immediately, and Duan Mingyu felt helpless and continued to tell the story of "Journey to the East": "It is said that Sun Wukong was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain by the Tathagata Buddha, day after day, year after year, and many springs have passed since seeing him Autumn came, flowers bloomed and faded, and after 500 years, Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain without saying a word, and turned the heaven upside down. , Monk Sha can be named the Rolling Curtain General, as long as they can kill Monkey King."

Duan Mingyu wiped her saliva at this point, and looked at the reactions of the two women. It was true that she was not connected with the champion. Yang Zhaoniang and Wan Yanyan hugged each other, weeping again and again. Feel.Just didn't cry out.

"Ahem, let me tell you, are you still listening?" Duan Mingyu said with an unnatural expression.

"Don't listen, don't listen, it's so sad!" Duan Mingyu can only describe Yang Zhaoniang's appearance in two sentences, a branch of pear blossoms brings rain in spring, and when she turns her head, she cries and all flowers thank her!

"Officials, slaves, slaves...don't listen anymore." Wan Yanyan summoned up her courage and said.

Duan Mingyu fell to the ground with a "plop", and I finally made a huge mistake. It turns out that educating children not only uses fairy tales to guide them, but also gradually draws them to the ground.

, I have to talk about a Hollywood-like happy ending, otherwise... the consequences will be worrisome!

"I beg you, just keep listening!" Duan Mingyu felt this way for the first time. It turned out that not only the half of the story was uncomfortable, but also the half of the story was told, and no one listened to it, which made it even more uncomfortable.

"Okay, tell me, officer, let's try to listen to it!" Wan Yanyan said embarrassingly.But when Duan Mingyu wasn't paying attention, Yang Zhaoniang and Wan Yanyan looked at each other, their eyes full of cunning.

Duan Mingyu sighed deeply, and said: "In the end, Wukong, who was disheartened because of the brotherhood, went to find Patriarch Bodhi to solve his doubts, and then he sealed his cultivation, and threw the Ruyi golden cudgel into Donghaihua Make the Sea God Needle, return to Huaguo Mountain, spend an ordinary life with the monkeys and grandchildren, and finally turn into a stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain... and then, there is no after."

ps: It’s a bit late, I’m sorry, my father’s birthday is tomorrow, I’m busy, and I’m typing on my mobile phone, so I haven’t saved the manuscript, and there will only be one chapter update tomorrow, please bear with me!