first-class champion

The so-called old man is not old, even though he is used to many ups and downs, the old man Zhao Hongxin blushed a little, grabbed his beard and pulled it, grinning his teeth in pain, coughing embarrassedly: "You young man It's really awesome, you can choke on tea, it's really a wonderful flower!"

Duan Mingyu: "..."

"Not much to say, what this old man means is that as scholars, although we take governing the country and the world as our own responsibility, we still have to choose the master and serve us." Zhao Hongxin said with a serious face.

"I don't know what old Mr. Zhao means, but please draw a path." Duan Mingyu said without hesitation.

"Wuhe, I heard that you, the younger generation, are also the number one scholar in Enke, and the third-ranked person. The so-called Wen Wu is the first, and Wu Wu is the second. Everyone here is a well-educated person. I just want to ask for advice. How about it?" Zhao Hongxin finally The fox's tail was exposed, and after winding around for a long time, it turned out that it was an itch.

"Oh, what a way to ask for advice." Duan Mingyu responded without any stage fright.

"Why don't you just deal with the couplets, what do you guys think?" Cheng Zhiyuan cleverly winked at Duan Mingyu. There are really policies on the top and countermeasures on the bottom. Cheng Zhiyuan knows Duan Mingyu's strengths, so it's naturally good to have a preconceived idea.

"Well, couplets are couplets, and I still think I'm afraid you won't succeed, wow, take the trick." A group of scholars jumped out immediately, rushing towards Duan Mingyu with teeth and claws.

"Slow down, everyone, just listen to me..." Duan Mingyu hurriedly made a pause gesture, and everyone immediately fell into an uproar: "Mr. Duan, what is the meaning of this? Is it possible that you want to be that shrinking turtle!"

"No, there is no problem with pairing. The old sage Cao Pi once said, "Creating articles is the great cause of managing the country and an immortal event." Duan just wanted to say one more thing. Luckily, it's just that such a grand event would be a little bit boring without the big prize." Duan Mingyu spoke confidently.

"Needless to say, if you win, I will follow your orders and follow your orders." A dazed boy jumped out and said in a hurry.

"Okay, wait until you elect a few representatives, and see if I, Duan, are right." Duan Mingyu vowed.

Emerald green and red, everywhere Ying Ying Yan Yan; ups and downs, year after year, night and day

"If that's the case, let the old man come up with a couplet first and use it as a throwing brick to attract jade." Zhao Hongxin pinched a sword formula, walked back and forth two steps and said: "Duan boy, pay attention, mine is emerald green and red, and it is full of Yingyingyan. Yan!"

Duan Mingyu squinted her eyes, and replied without thinking: "It's ups and downs, year after year, day and night!"

Zhao Hongxin blushed, covered his face with his sleeve robe and said, "Old man... feel ashamed!"

"Accepted." Duan Mingyu clapped his hands chicly.

A fat-headed scholar appeared shaking his head: "Hey, Wu, just listen to my couplet. This couplet is a general riding a seahorse and wearing a pangolin!"

Duan Mingyu took a sip of the tea ceremony: "Little matchmaker sits on the river east and wears honeysuckle on her head!"

"Come, come, listen to a couplet from a certain family again, and feel refreshed, and the clouds and mist will sweep away the world!"

Duan Mingyu stood up with a clang, then laughed loudly and said: "The great river goes east, and the waves wash away all the worries of the past and the present!"

The scholar still hid his face and fled.

Cheng Zhiyuan couldn't help but also felt a little itchy, "Haha, the old man can't help but test you too. Listen carefully, brother Duan Xian. The sky is the chessboard, and the stars are the sons. Who can play?"

Duan Mingyu turned her head, without any intention of thinking: "The ground is the pipa, the road is the string, whoever dares to play, who else will come, the title of the number one scholar is not for nothing!"

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and they couldn't think of a better pair for a while. Some people's eyes suddenly lit up, and then their expressions dimmed again, muttering to themselves: "Hey, this No match, he must be right, must be right..."

Duan Mingyu breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Since you don't have a good pair, let's just listen to the next couplet. The sound of wind, water, insects, birds, and Sanskrit sound, a total of 360 days of beating bells, silent and silent!"

As soon as this couplet came out, everyone scratched their ears and scratched their cheeks immediately, and some even walked back and forth non-stop, shaking their heads and sighing endlessly.

Zhao Hongxin finally sighed in admiration: "Brother Duan Xian is really talented, we are convinced!"

Duan Mingyu arched his hands and said: "Everyone, I have accepted, I have accepted, hehe!"

"I don't know what the next couplet is..." Cheng Zhiyuan also said eagerly.

Duan Mingyu acted deeply, turned to Wang Aiqing and said, "Aiqing!"

"My minister is here." Wang Aiqing responded quickly, and then realized that Duan Mingyu was taking advantage of her, and said dismissively: "If you have anything to say, hurry up!"

Everyone: "..."

"Serve me with pen and ink." Duan Mingyu glared at Wang Aiqing. You are a slob, but you didn't cooperate with Lao Tzu's pretense. I will definitely give you a pair of small shoes some other day.

"Why was I shot?" Wang Aiqing said very unwillingly.

It's gutsy, it's a good mix, this is Duan Mingyu's accurate evaluation of Wang Aiqing.

Duan Mingyu waved his hands and said: "Brothers, don't blame me for this, this guy doesn't want to fight, it's a pity for this excellent couplet!"

All the scholars immediately turned red-eyed: "Boy Wu, let's talk about life carefully, three hundred rounds of theory!"

Wang Aiqing immediately raised the white flag, ran away with her head in her arms, saying that she was not an opponent, "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go right away..."

Wang Aiqing was sweating profusely, with a gloomy expression on her face, she brought up the brush, ink, paper and inkstone. Duan Mingyu imitated the young scholar on TV, licked the tip of the brush with her tongue, worked hard, took a deep breath, picked up the brush, and brushed The brush started to write, and the pen swam like a snake, finishing in one go, and this guy looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction.

Well, not bad, very good, very strong, the calligraphy of this number one scholar has already achieved a little bit, but fortunately, Yanyan drove the ducks to the shelves and forced me to do a lot of homework. After the devil's training, I have today's results. It won't be exposed in front of a bunch of scholars who dance with their pens all day long.

Duan Mingyu whispered complacently: "In time, the calligraphy of this number one scholar will surely reach the realm of Dacheng. At that time, no matter whether you are the foundation, Jindan, or Yuanying, I will raise your hands and surrender to me. At that time, who else will be able to win?" Pass this seat, this seat is mighty, this seat is invincible, Oye!"

"Ahem, it's a bit far away, Wang Aiqing, we're done, let's go." Cheng Zhiyuan took care of the rest, and this time the merits and virtues have been fulfilled.

After solving a big problem, Duan Mingyu was in a good mood, looked up to the sky and let out a loud long laugh, and strode out of the yamen, humming a little song, "I am smiling proudly, I am smiling proudly, laughing to see that people in the world of mortals are not old... "