first-class champion

A gust of wind blew, obviously caused by Duan Mingyu leading the crowd to flee.

This woman is tough and thick-skinned. Duan Mingyu said that she is not an opponent. Fortunately, she still speaks straight and is not hypocritical. Girls in modern society are more speechless than each other.

Back then, when Duan Mingyu was in high school computer class, a few buddies in the same dormitory were together, sitting in the second-to-last row sneakily. After a long time, Duan Mingyu suddenly remembered that there were two female classmates in the back row. Seeing that the two women's faces were flushed, and when they saw him turn around, they cursed at a few people. These curse words were nothing more than, xxx, you are so disgusting.

The buddies continued to watch with a smile. After a while, they felt a little uneasy, and then looked back, only to see four girls sitting together scolding them: xxx, you are so disgusting, and then...

Yang Zhaoniang's steps were too small, she was dragged by Duan Mingyu and accidentally fell several times, she said dirtyly, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo look!"

Facing the angry Yang Zhaoniang, even if Duan Mingyu is so brazen, the only way to go is obedience.

"Zhaoniang, don't worry, I'll just tell you!"

Duan Mingyu whispered in Yang Zhaoniang's ear: "It's okay to tell one, Sister Zhaoniang, just listen to it, this joke cannot be made public!"

"Let's talk about the scene when Monkey King borrowed a plantain fan from the wife of the Bull Demon King one day. Monkey King said: "Sister-in-law, I am already inside you. " Princess Iron Fan said: "Come out quickly...ah...uncle, I can't take it anymore..."

Monkey King said: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon, open your mouth!"

Princess Iron Fan: "Ah..." The Bull Demon King listened outside the door, leaving a divorce agreement... and then went away! "

After Duan Mingyu finished speaking, she turned her head to look, sir, you are a stern person, and a group of people gathered around to listen, avoiding suspicion.

"Officer, you can't do this all the time, look at Zhaoniang, you've spoiled my younger sister." Wan Yan cast a coquettish look at Duan Mingyu and said.

Since so far, Duan Mingyu is the only one in the family who has a lot of experience in early childhood education, so the glorious and arduous task of Yang Zhaoniang's little kid falls on Duan Mingyu's shoulders.

However, it is gratifying that under Duan Mingyu's earnest teachings, Yang Zhaoniang has learned to roll her eyes, play rogue, pretend to snore, and is very happy to see beautiful and handsome guys! Finally, everyone made a conclusion, this The summary was cruel, and it broke Duan Mingyu's heart: Zhao Niang will follow you, she will... not learn well! Hehe, thank you for your praise!

Forty Duan Mingyu thinks that education is suitable for Yang Zhaoniang. Teaching her to roll her eyes is to let her know how to distinguish between love and hate; , know how to endure for a while to win forever! This is pre-school education, the school will not teach her these survival tricks! As for the beautiful and handsome guy Ma, it is just for her to keep her eyes and not become a nerd. This champion has great science Yes! You obviously don’t understand the darkness of night during the day!

Duan Mingyu was still in narcissism, the jealous Li Shigang immediately pulled Duan Mingyu's collar and said: "Yin thief, why are you so unrestrained, the poor monk will kill the people today!"

Duan Mingyu was shocked, she struggled to break free, and said to Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou, "Why are you standing in a daze, why don't you rush to escort me!"

Luo Hou and Wang Aiqing immediately went into battle with their guns, so three bad guys, three bad guys and a good guy went into battle shirtless and scuffled each other.

Yang Zhaoniang said to the bald Li Shigang indignantly: "You shameless thing, bullying the three of them by yourself..."

The truth is too cruel.

The three of Duan Mingyu were stunned for a moment, and then... fell down laughing...

"Winter is not severe, winter is not cold, winter is not severe, winter is strong..." On the street, immediately there are gongs and drums, lion dance, firecrackers, fire, and skyrocketing cannons, like gruel that has been boiled, and the sound can't be heard, one after another. In the color workshop, there were crowds of people, cheers were like thunder, and the crowd of spectators actually blocked the street.

"Hehe, after several months of governance, Songzhou has finally presented a grand occasion of singing and dancing." Cheng Zhiyuan straightened his clothes and said very satisfied.

"I have to say that the working people in China are quite great. As long as their lives are still alive, they can always find ways to make themselves live a good life no matter how difficult the environment is..." Duan Mingyu To sum it up, everyone nodded in unison, and they all agreed.

"My lord's words are very kind." Xie Xiande bowed to him and said respectfully.

Over the past few months, the operation of the newspaper office has already occupied [-]% of the profits of Songzhou. The newspaper office not only publishes various national events and new government policies, but also contracts various advertisements. column.

At the same time, Duan Mingyu also signed it himself, and published a serial in the newspaper. One of the four famous novels "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which is "exclusively created", is plagiarism.

In order to increase popularity, the newspaper also specially invited Mr. Pingshu to tell the story of the Three Kingdoms for free in places with a large number of people. For a while, a fiery "Three Kingdoms Wind" swept across the entire Songzhou.

Coincidentally, there is no such thing as a book, Duan Mingyu and his party met a storyteller from the newspaper office today who was telling stories for everyone on a temporary stage, and the storyteller coughed and said: "When we talk about major events in the world, we must unite for a long time, and we must divide for a long time. The kingdoms were divided and merged into Qin...to rule the world, and later Guangwu Zhongxing was passed on to Emperor Xian, and then divided into three kingdoms..." Under the manuscript of this cheeky and excellent time-traveling young man and the eloquent speech of the storyteller, Luo Guanzhong could only point his finger at the No. [-] Scholar in grief and indignation, unfortunately being submerged in the long river of history, wow ha ha ha... Luo Da, I'm sorry, who made you born so many hundreds of years late, Three Kingdoms The story is really good, which story is not exciting.

When the storyteller mentioned that Diao Chan shared the worries of his adoptive father, Wang Yun, and decided to sacrifice himself as a bait to show off his beauty timing, many flower girls could not help but sigh sadly, and some of them already had tears in their eyes.

Duan Mingyu was both happy and sad. The great cause of writing "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was progressing, so Duan Mingyu worked overtime and stayed up all night, enjoying a hard life of coding.

Although the live life is hot, some pedantic scholars also pretend to show their superb knowledge, but whenever the storyteller talks about the wonderful things, these scholars often sigh at the end, shake their heads aftertaste, and continue to put their ears up to steal. listen,