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The scholar coughed a few times, and read: "Eastern Wu loves Lolita. Cao Wei controls the army, and the Shu Han is all base. Poets and swordsmen are destined to be lonely for a lifetime. During the Three Kingdoms period, the masses competed for the throne, and there were many generals and advisers, but a certain The characters in it are all poets and swordsmen. Think about the scene in the endless grassland under the setting sun, in the remnant snow, the white clothes are better than the snow, a thin horse, a sword, a pen, staring at the wolf coming from the sky with stubborn eyes Howl, people are at the end of the world, how can the end of the world be far away. Looking from a distance, there are four things in such a lyrical painting: the man with the horse pen and sword!"

The editors began to twitch and tremble continuously, and finally fainted collectively at the gate of General Lang's Mansion.

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Duan Mingyu looked at the depressed Wan Yanyan and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Wan Yanyan sighed: "...It seems that you really don't understand me."

"What's wrong with you? Tell me?" Duan Mingyu rubbed his nose depressedly, a thought that something bad happened spontaneously.

"I thought you understood." Wan Yanyan frowned.

Duan Mingyu said: "But, if you tell me, I will know whether I understand or not."

Wan Yanyan still didn't smile at all: "Those who don't understand won't understand if they talk about it, and those who understand don't need to talk about it at all."

Duan Mingyu was speechless: "If you don't tell me, how would I know!" "Some things don't need to be said." Wan Yanyan said with some resentment

Duan Mingyu: "..."

Wan Yanyan finally said: "Officer, do you still want to hide the fact that Zhao Niang was expelled from the school?"

"Oh, so it's this matter! Zhao Niang, you should talk about this matter!" Duan Mingyu spread his hands rascally.

Yang Zhaoniang turned her head around, and finally said with a serious face: "Sister Yanyan, you don't know, this school is not good at all, and the Mid-Autumn Festival will be held after the Teacher's Day, and the National Day will be held after the Mid-Autumn Festival. , pay money to study in school, is it just for the holiday? We get up at six o'clock in the morning and go to bed at eleven or twelve o'clock in the evening. The school knows the holiday all day long. Regarding this situation, I can only say: "Please continue to !", but I have to think about my future, for my own future, this school is really not me, so I deliberately let the school be expelled!"

Zhaoniang, I have to say that you are really a weirdo, you opened up such a critical situation, you are a talent, you are really a talent...

Wan Yanyan was speechless: "Well, ahem, let's change to another school. Anyway, it's better to study more!"

Yang Zhaoniang said: "Yes, yes, now brother Mingyu can tell me jokes!"

"Of course it is possible, officer, Zhaoniang's going to school will trouble you a lot!" Wan Yanyan nodded in response.

"Okay, you're about to talk!" Yang Zhaoniang said to Duan Mingyu, without the slightest feeling of being expelled from school.

Duan Mingyu said embarrassingly: "Okay, in this episode we talked about that the real and fake Wukong hit Tathagata, and Tathagata said in a deep voice: "How do you prove that you are the real Wukong? One of the monkeys shrank to the size of an index finger, flew into Tathagata's palm, and urinated on Tathagata's finger. Tathagata was not angry, but had a happy face, and murmured, it's still the original formula and the familiar taste ..."

"My lord, it's not good. The editors who were standing outside the gate just now fainted a lot!" the bald-headed Li Shigang rushed in and said.

The old monk Zhiyuan behind him also had a look of compassion: "Amitabha, sin, sin!"

The old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi and his little apprentice Yuan Chuang also came out at some point, and the old Taoist Yuan Hongzhi waved his whisk and sighed: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, I have a little knowledge of medicine, and there is a medical management in the main street. Cough Cough, the fainted person can be sent to the hospital, but... the diagnosis and treatment fees and medical expenses..."

"Well, he passed out in front of my house, so the medical expenses are paid for!" Laozi believed your evil, why monks, Taoists and priests all appear together, they always like to get together, just watch, there is going to be a war soon.

The old monk Zhiyuan said angrily: "Hey, old man with a strong nose, how can you be so heartless, and smell like copper, the smell is unbearable!"

Duan Mingyu's face twitched: "Sure enough...unfortunately, what I said!"

Yuan Hongzhi and Zen Master Zhiyuan have fought for many years, so naturally he will not get angry easily, and said to Yuan Chuang beside him, "Disciple, do you know that Zen Master sits on the cloud platform and meditates every day, rain or shine. Why is there not much every day?" Many have to sit upright for four hours, but what kind of mysterious method?"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, my apprentice is dull, so I don't know!" Yuan Chuang, a young man, pretended to be innocent, and cooperated with Yuan Hongzhi very much.

Yuan Hongzhi said indifferently: "The first two hours sharpened and washed away the state of mind, washing away the mundane world."

"What about the next two hours?" Everyone was curious and asked in unison.

"Legs are sore and I can't stand up..." Yuan Hongzhi cleared his throat and said, "Some people are like this all day long. They are obviously making a fool of themselves, but they still have to pretend!" After speaking, he glanced at the two old and young monks meaningfully. .

"How dare you insult my master, the Sa family will fight with you today!" Li Shigang shouted, and rushed forward preemptively.

"Little monk, dare to fight against my Taoists!"

"Hmph, let's see if your cultivation level is enough!"

"Crackling..."

Duan Mingyu glanced at the messy scene distressedly, and couldn't help but howl angrily, "Stop, stop labor and management!"

The monks and priests turned their spearheads to point at Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu shuddered and shivered all over: "Ahem, what I mean by this number one scholar is that it's important to save people, it's important to save people!"

"Pindao will let you go today because of the face of the suffering beings!"

"Tch, the poor monk has never been afraid of you, an old man with a nose..."

"Brother Duan, come and see if this person is sick!" Yuan Chuang stood in front of the medical registration desk and asked Duan Mingyu with a registration form.

Duan Mingyu took the registration form and looked at it, and there was "donkey" written on the name column!For a moment, Duan Mingyu decided that this was someone who deliberately came to find fault. He walked up to this "donkey" person, threw out the registration form and said, "Sir, you need to fill in the real name of the other party for the remittance. You look like this, we really don't have it." There is a way to help you heal!"

The old man said with a dark face: "This is my real name. My surname is 'Ma' and my name is 'Hu', not a donkey!"

Duan Mingyu's fair face immediately turned red: "Ahem, so that's the case, buddy, you have to practice this word well, oh. Go in and let Daoist Yuan see a doctor!"

"Thank you dear brother, thank you very much!" The Ma Hu brother cupped his hands at Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu said casually: "Go, go, welcome to come next time!"

Mahu is full of black lines again.