first-class champion

Cheng Zhiyuan and Duan Mingyu exchanged cups and cups again, you come and go, the battle lasted for [-] rounds, they drank until the sky turned dizzy, the sun and the moon couldn't be distinguished.

When the night was approaching, the two of them came out of the back hall drunkenly, and Cheng Zhiyuan cupped his hands habitually: "My dear brother, go slowly, I am busy with business, so I won't see you off!"

You're so drunk, you're still so busy, "Brother, stop, brother, let's go!"

Duan Mingyu roared.

As soon as he reached the gate of the yamen, the tolerance man who swallowed Duan Mingyu's five taels of silver ran up to him, "Zhuangyuan, did you have a good time chatting with Mr. Governor?"

Duan Mingyu chuckled: "Naturally, it's thanks to the elder brother's recommendation!" After speaking, he gave the policeman a meaningful look.

The tolerance suddenly felt a cool gust of wind blowing on his back, and he took out a silver ingot and said: "Mr. Duan, please forgive me, it is a young man who has eyes and does not know Mount Tai. I should not have accepted the silver from you. I hope The son holds your hands high, otherwise the young one will lose his job. The young one has an 80-year-old mother and a three-year-old child waiting to be fed... ([-] words are omitted here)"

Duan Mingyu is speechless, 80-year-old mother, you are only about 20 years old, your mother gave birth to you at 60 years old?I have to say that your father is strong, very strong, very powerful.Also, the three-year-old child has been weaned long ago, and he is still waiting to be fed. Failure, your excuse is too failed, you can't even coax a pig, let alone coax the so-called "Linglong fortune teller, clever scholar" "The number one scholar.

Duan Mingyu pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and quickly accepted the money, saying: "I didn't see anything today, and he didn't hear anything."

"The little one understands, thank you for being magnanimous, the champion, I will keep it in my heart." The tolerance hurriedly bowed his hands.

"Forget it, this matter has been exposed. Work hard in the future and don't let down the expectations of the motherland and the people." Duan Mingyu said shamelessly.

Tolerance was weeping, but he vowed: "You must remember the teachings of the young master, and be loyal to the Tang Dynasty, and die only after death, no, even after death."

Duan Mingyu said: "Well, yes, yours has a future."

Tolerance was stunned for a moment, but before he could react, he saw that Duan Mingyu had already left and disappeared.After a long time, Tolerance let out a long sigh: "It's a loss, it's a big loss!"

Duan Mingyu was in a better mood all the way back. Not only did he not lose any money this time, he actually made a few taels. What's more, after his shop opened, Mr. Governor, as long as he came to show his face, before anyone wants to touch me, You have to weigh the skill of the governor too!

Haha, I can finally make money and count money with peace of mind in the future.

Duan Mingyu smiled smugly, causing passers-by to shake their heads again and again, he is such a nice young man, he looks like a dog, but he is actually a psychopath.

As Duan Mingyu was walking, the strength of the alcohol started to pick up, she became dizzy and staggered, humming the well-known song "Drunken Master" from her previous life.

"I'm upside down and upside down like the waves

There are ten thousand kinds of grievances, I will smile

I go down, I go up

wobbly, unwilling to fall

I know the world in wine best

Making a name in the rivers and lakes never uses a knife

I carry the heavy burden on my shoulders

Don't complain, don't beg for forgiveness

I am willing to bend over to friendship

Drunk Fairy

A hero

Don't talk crazy

Madman is kind

Mo Xiaochi

hard to find because of infatuation

Don't be afraid to get drunk

drunk

Crazy, crazy and drunk while young..."

"Who is this? Why did you come to my house drunk? Hey, hey, wake up..." Xu Zuye kicked the drunk man away. The kick was really strong.Xu Zuye's big footprints were clearly printed on that person's face.

Only then did Xu Zuye see this man's face clearly, and said in surprise, "Mr. Duan!"

On the second day, the sky turned pale, and Yang Zhaoniang had already sneaked in through the crack of the door.

Duan Yuming was still sound asleep, Yang Zhaoniang frowned, and muttered: sleeping like a pig.

After walking into Yang Zhaoniang, she smelled a strong smell of alcohol, and hurriedly covered Qiong's nose tightly, with an old-fashioned look: Hey, men are all virtuous.

Yang Zhaoniang said dissatisfied: "I ran out and fooled around all day, and I didn't play with me!"

Then the black eyes rolled around, and she walked gently to Duan Mingyu's side, pinching his nose tightly.

Duan Mingyu was full of alcohol, but felt dry and hot in his mouth, and suddenly felt tightness in his chest and tight discomfort. He opened his eyes suddenly, and couldn't breathe any air. Purple.

Yang Zhaoniang was startled by Duan Mingyu's sudden opening of her eyes, and immediately let go of her little hand.Duan Mingyu took a few breaths, and was about to teach the little girl a lesson, but there was a revolution in her reproductive organs.He fled in a hurry and ran to the hut in a hurry.

Seeing him in a hurry, Yang Zhaoniang wanted to ask, but saw him running towards the latrine, how could she not understand what Duan Mingyu was going to do!Suddenly made a big red face.

In the lobby of the living room, Xu Zuye looked surprised: "What? What are you talking about? You kid invited Lord Governor to sit in the town without spending a dime? Eat and drink for nothing, and how many taels of money do you pay?"

Yang Yanguang remained calm on the surface, as if all this had nothing to do with him.

Yang Yanguang secretly said: Hmph, this old man has a special status, maybe he will be fooled by this kid with a few words, and set up some important secrets. It is better to maintain a cautious attitude of "don't talk about it, shake your head when you ask it".Besides, this kid almost drove the old man mad, and he hasn't settled the score with him yet.

Duan Mingyu: "Who is the number one scholar? The number one scholar came out, and the King of Hades scared him away. This is not a cover-up. But although I think I have achieved good fortune, wise and powerful, compared with my sister Zhaoniang, I really feel ashamed of myself." .”

Yang Yanguang couldn't help asking: "Why?"

Duan Mingyu pointed out the door with her finger, then turned her head away with a look of shame.

Xu Zuye and Yang Yanguang looked out the door together, my God, there are more than 100 little kids standing in the yard.Yang Zhaoniang stood at the very end, with the word "Guangzhu" written crookedly on the small cloak that was pulling the wind behind her.

Li Shizu (you are a pig), the son of the old Li family who butchered pigs, stood up suddenly: "See Mr. Yang, the subordinates led [-] generals to report." After speaking, he straightened his back and waited. Listen to Yang Zhaoniang's lecture.

Yang Zhaoniang nodded proudly: "Well, very good. From today onwards, our target is Zhang Xiaopang in the west of the city, and Wang Xiaobai in the north of the city. You must overthrow them as soon as possible, and don't weaken the name of our beggar gang." Head, if you can't beat them..."

"Yes, my subordinate understands that if I can't beat them, my subordinate will never play marbles with the gang leader again." Li Shizu replied as if there was something serious about it.

"Okay, okay, let's go down!" Yang Zhaoniang waved her little hand.After speaking, Li Shizu led one hundred and eight generals and retreated.