first-class champion
Chapter 26 Shame on me too!
Unexpectedly, this girl Wan Yanyan is actually a self-acquaintance, and she gave Duan Mingyu a good education as soon as she came up.
Wan Yanyan glanced at Ji Yunyi's strange expression: "Mother, what's the matter with you, am I wrong?"
Ji Yunyi straightened her face: "This... is a mother, a woman, how can I understand this!" Obviously, neither side wants to offend.
Seeing Ji Yunyi suffer under her daughter's hands, Duan Mingyu giggled.
"Duan Zhuangyuan, please don't laugh. This is a very serious issue. I hope you will be on the right track in the future. It is better to catch these jobs quickly, and it is better to do less in the future, so as not to waste your ambition." Wan Yanyan was ashamed. road.
"This... was purely accidental, just this one time, it's not an example." Duan Mingyu said cautiously.
Wan Yanyan covered her lips and smiled, an indescribable charm came naturally: "I didn't expect Duan Zhuangyuan to be so good-hearted, but he still has some courage."
"You saw my strengths so quickly?" Duan Mingyu was "surprised" and said: "I thought I had hidden it well, hey, I still show my sharpness too much. As the saying goes, if a tree is as beautiful as a forest, the wind will destroy it In short, it seems that it is time to take a good look at yourself.”
"Hahahaha, why are you so shameless!" Wan Yanyan and Ji Yunyi both covered their bellies and laughed loudly.
Duan Mingyu is very speechless, you two really have a low level of laughter, isn't this funny?I have to be more careful in the future, if this girl dies laughing, it will be a big loss to the pervert world!
Wan Yanyan was the first to recover her human form, and whispered in a voice that only one person could hear: "Duan Zhuangyuan really knows how to make people happy, no wonder my mother laughed so happily just now!"
Duan Mingyu coughed: "Miss Wan, please don't call me Duan Zhuangyuan in the future, okay? To be honest, I'm really, a little allergic to this title." Duan Mingyu couldn't help frowning.
Wan Yanyan was stunned for a moment, then immediately agreed: "Okay, Duan Zhuangyuan." Duan Mingyu rolled her eyes helplessly, this damn girl is really stubborn.Wan Yanyan obviously also realized her mistake, her jade-like face blushed, and she hurriedly smiled embarrassedly at him.
Ji Yunyi interjected: "What kind of rules are these champions? I really don't understand."
Duan Mingyu patted the eucalyptus, and said shamelessly: "Madam Ji doesn't know something, this person is floating in the rivers and lakes, how can he not be stabbed, as a human being, it's better to keep a low profile?"
Wan Yanyan was a little dazed by Duan Mingyu's gossip, she blinked innocently.
Duan Mingyu asked: "Miss Wan, do you understand?"
Wan Yanyan patted her well-developed chest: "Mother understands, I understand, mother, do you understand?"
"Understood, in fact you understand too!" Ji Yunyi imitated Duan Mingyu's tone.
Wan Yanyan pretended to be angry and said: "If you don't call you Duan Zhuangyuan, what will you call you?"
Duan Mingyu said: "I'm ranked fourth in the dormitory, so I'm called Duan Laosi. Miss Wan can also call me fourth brother." It's a bit esoteric.
Duan Mingyu laughed awkwardly: "The weather is really nice today!" But Duan Mingyu soon stopped laughing, and a rather obscene voice came to the middle of the three of them. At some point, Zhang San and Li Si had already Hooked up with Wan Yanyan's two maids.
Zhang San touched the tits of a maidservant on the left, and said with emotion: "Wow, it looks like steamed buns!"
The servant girl said shyly: "No, they're not as big as steamed buns."
Zhang San said wretchedly: "I'm talking about Wangzai's little steamed bun."
The servant girl's face suddenly turned crimson: "Oh, brother Zhang, you're dead."
Zhang San laughed and said: "Men are not bad, but women don't love them!"
Here Zhang San was fighting fiercely with the maid, and Li Si was also on the sidelines with another maid, and Li Si's hands were up and down, making the maid panting and begging for mercy.
Duan Mingyu wished she could find a crack in the ground and get down, she looked up to the sky and sighed: "I'm ashamed to death!"
Ji Yunyi covered her face with her long sleeves, and said repeatedly: "My family is unfortunate, my family is unfortunate!"
Duan Mingyu thought to himself, you hooked up after just taking a pee, what a good couple, oh, slip of the tongue, it's two couples.
Duan Mingyu spit, these two boys, this place is a million families, you think it's yours, you don't know how to restrain yourself, what kind of shit is this!
Duan Mingyu said to Wan Yanyan: "What these two brats did is purely 'Zhang Fei's mother'!"
Wan Yanyan asked suspiciously: "Zhang Fei's mother, what is the reason for this!"
Duan Mingyu pretended to be profound and said: "Do you know what Zhang Fei's mother's last name is?"
"What's your last name?" Ji Yunyi and Wan Yanyan both poked their heads over, as if I was gossip.
Duan Mingyu smiled: "Of course the surname is Wu!"
"How did you learn about things that have no evidence?"
"There is Taoist Zhang Fei's mother—nothing (Wu's) makes trouble (Fei)"
The two girls laughed again, Duan Mingyu's face twitched, and if he kept laughing like this, it would be good, I really need to review it.But is this a girl or not? Why does this number one scholar look like two sisters? This matter needs to be investigated, and it must be investigated carefully.
This time Ji Yunyi narrowly beat Wan Yanyan by two seconds, and was the first to straighten her waist with laughter: "The number one scholar is really interesting. I have seen many people of all kinds, but he is as interesting as the number one scholar." People, I’m afraid I can’t find two of them in the whole world!”
"How dare, how dare, ashamed, ashamed..." Duan Mingyu cupped his hands and said, the halberd on the ground seized the opportunity to fall to one side again, but fortunately Duan Mingyu had sharp eyes and quick hands, and saved Ji Yunyi from the fire and water again.
Duan Mingyu held the halberd in one hand, and wiped the cold sweat off his forehead with the other hand. The risk factor of this thing is too high. I don’t know if Ji Yunyi has insurance or something. Revenant.
Guessing that Wan Yanyan was too tired from laughing, beads of sweat appeared on Qiong's nose, Wan Yanyan gave Duan Mingyu a white look: "Fourth brother, I want to ask you a question."
"Miss Wan, please ask, I will know everything and say everything."
Wan Yanyan said, "What are you doing at my house this time?"
Duan Mingyu said confidently: "Of course I'm here... By the way, I'm here to investigate the case, why did I chat with you, Zhang San, Li Si, you two scumbags, why don't you get out of here."
When Zhang San and Li Si were about to proceed to the next step, they heard Duan Mingyu's voice, as if surrendering to the devil, they raised their hands in embarrassment, as if they were saying that I didn't do anything.
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Wan Yanyan glanced at Ji Yunyi's strange expression: "Mother, what's the matter with you, am I wrong?"
Ji Yunyi straightened her face: "This... is a mother, a woman, how can I understand this!" Obviously, neither side wants to offend.
Seeing Ji Yunyi suffer under her daughter's hands, Duan Mingyu giggled.
"Duan Zhuangyuan, please don't laugh. This is a very serious issue. I hope you will be on the right track in the future. It is better to catch these jobs quickly, and it is better to do less in the future, so as not to waste your ambition." Wan Yanyan was ashamed. road.
"This... was purely accidental, just this one time, it's not an example." Duan Mingyu said cautiously.
Wan Yanyan covered her lips and smiled, an indescribable charm came naturally: "I didn't expect Duan Zhuangyuan to be so good-hearted, but he still has some courage."
"You saw my strengths so quickly?" Duan Mingyu was "surprised" and said: "I thought I had hidden it well, hey, I still show my sharpness too much. As the saying goes, if a tree is as beautiful as a forest, the wind will destroy it In short, it seems that it is time to take a good look at yourself.”
"Hahahaha, why are you so shameless!" Wan Yanyan and Ji Yunyi both covered their bellies and laughed loudly.
Duan Mingyu is very speechless, you two really have a low level of laughter, isn't this funny?I have to be more careful in the future, if this girl dies laughing, it will be a big loss to the pervert world!
Wan Yanyan was the first to recover her human form, and whispered in a voice that only one person could hear: "Duan Zhuangyuan really knows how to make people happy, no wonder my mother laughed so happily just now!"
Duan Mingyu coughed: "Miss Wan, please don't call me Duan Zhuangyuan in the future, okay? To be honest, I'm really, a little allergic to this title." Duan Mingyu couldn't help frowning.
Wan Yanyan was stunned for a moment, then immediately agreed: "Okay, Duan Zhuangyuan." Duan Mingyu rolled her eyes helplessly, this damn girl is really stubborn.Wan Yanyan obviously also realized her mistake, her jade-like face blushed, and she hurriedly smiled embarrassedly at him.
Ji Yunyi interjected: "What kind of rules are these champions? I really don't understand."
Duan Mingyu patted the eucalyptus, and said shamelessly: "Madam Ji doesn't know something, this person is floating in the rivers and lakes, how can he not be stabbed, as a human being, it's better to keep a low profile?"
Wan Yanyan was a little dazed by Duan Mingyu's gossip, she blinked innocently.
Duan Mingyu asked: "Miss Wan, do you understand?"
Wan Yanyan patted her well-developed chest: "Mother understands, I understand, mother, do you understand?"
"Understood, in fact you understand too!" Ji Yunyi imitated Duan Mingyu's tone.
Wan Yanyan pretended to be angry and said: "If you don't call you Duan Zhuangyuan, what will you call you?"
Duan Mingyu said: "I'm ranked fourth in the dormitory, so I'm called Duan Laosi. Miss Wan can also call me fourth brother." It's a bit esoteric.
Duan Mingyu laughed awkwardly: "The weather is really nice today!" But Duan Mingyu soon stopped laughing, and a rather obscene voice came to the middle of the three of them. At some point, Zhang San and Li Si had already Hooked up with Wan Yanyan's two maids.
Zhang San touched the tits of a maidservant on the left, and said with emotion: "Wow, it looks like steamed buns!"
The servant girl said shyly: "No, they're not as big as steamed buns."
Zhang San said wretchedly: "I'm talking about Wangzai's little steamed bun."
The servant girl's face suddenly turned crimson: "Oh, brother Zhang, you're dead."
Zhang San laughed and said: "Men are not bad, but women don't love them!"
Here Zhang San was fighting fiercely with the maid, and Li Si was also on the sidelines with another maid, and Li Si's hands were up and down, making the maid panting and begging for mercy.
Duan Mingyu wished she could find a crack in the ground and get down, she looked up to the sky and sighed: "I'm ashamed to death!"
Ji Yunyi covered her face with her long sleeves, and said repeatedly: "My family is unfortunate, my family is unfortunate!"
Duan Mingyu thought to himself, you hooked up after just taking a pee, what a good couple, oh, slip of the tongue, it's two couples.
Duan Mingyu spit, these two boys, this place is a million families, you think it's yours, you don't know how to restrain yourself, what kind of shit is this!
Duan Mingyu said to Wan Yanyan: "What these two brats did is purely 'Zhang Fei's mother'!"
Wan Yanyan asked suspiciously: "Zhang Fei's mother, what is the reason for this!"
Duan Mingyu pretended to be profound and said: "Do you know what Zhang Fei's mother's last name is?"
"What's your last name?" Ji Yunyi and Wan Yanyan both poked their heads over, as if I was gossip.
Duan Mingyu smiled: "Of course the surname is Wu!"
"How did you learn about things that have no evidence?"
"There is Taoist Zhang Fei's mother—nothing (Wu's) makes trouble (Fei)"
The two girls laughed again, Duan Mingyu's face twitched, and if he kept laughing like this, it would be good, I really need to review it.But is this a girl or not? Why does this number one scholar look like two sisters? This matter needs to be investigated, and it must be investigated carefully.
This time Ji Yunyi narrowly beat Wan Yanyan by two seconds, and was the first to straighten her waist with laughter: "The number one scholar is really interesting. I have seen many people of all kinds, but he is as interesting as the number one scholar." People, I’m afraid I can’t find two of them in the whole world!”
"How dare, how dare, ashamed, ashamed..." Duan Mingyu cupped his hands and said, the halberd on the ground seized the opportunity to fall to one side again, but fortunately Duan Mingyu had sharp eyes and quick hands, and saved Ji Yunyi from the fire and water again.
Duan Mingyu held the halberd in one hand, and wiped the cold sweat off his forehead with the other hand. The risk factor of this thing is too high. I don’t know if Ji Yunyi has insurance or something. Revenant.
Guessing that Wan Yanyan was too tired from laughing, beads of sweat appeared on Qiong's nose, Wan Yanyan gave Duan Mingyu a white look: "Fourth brother, I want to ask you a question."
"Miss Wan, please ask, I will know everything and say everything."
Wan Yanyan said, "What are you doing at my house this time?"
Duan Mingyu said confidently: "Of course I'm here... By the way, I'm here to investigate the case, why did I chat with you, Zhang San, Li Si, you two scumbags, why don't you get out of here."
When Zhang San and Li Si were about to proceed to the next step, they heard Duan Mingyu's voice, as if surrendering to the devil, they raised their hands in embarrassment, as if they were saying that I didn't do anything.
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