first-class champion

After the explosion sounded.A mushroom cloud slowly rose from the roof, and then a black shadow rushed out of the room, and laughed loudly at the sky: "This champion has finally succeeded, hahahaha!"

Xie Xiande and Fan Fu finally saw the face of the visitor clearly, they looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what to say.

Fortunately, Duan Mingyu is still alive, not only alive, but also very well. He opened his mouth wide and exhaled a mouthful of thick black smoke. It tastes good."

After speaking, he smacked his lips with his thickly fried lips, looking like he had endless aftertaste.

Wang Aiqing got out from the crowd, and pointed to Duan Mingyu's lower body in embarrassment: "My lord, it's so big and strong!"

Duan Mingyu hurriedly clutched her crotch: "It's my fault, it's all my fault, you guys wait, I'll go change clothes first!"

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This wait lasted for two hours, and when Duan Mingyu appeared in front of everyone like a dog, he changed from black to white, and became the suave number one scholar in the past.

Xie Xiande walked up to Duan Mingyu, bowed his head and muttered a few words, Duan Mingyu looked at Fan Fu with a look of astonishment, "Be good, even such a heaven-defying thing as Liannu can fall into Lao Tzu's hands, and he must not let him run away."

Thinking of this, Duan Mingyu immediately put on an amiable smile: "Mr. Fan's visit to the humble house really makes the humble house flourish!"

Fan Fu cupped his fists: "Where is it, please forgive me for bothering you!"

After speaking, he sat back in his original position.

Duan Mingyu couldn't help itching in his heart: "Mr. Fan, I heard that you have a way to make Liannu?"

Fan Fu stroked his beard triumphantly: "Yes, there is indeed such a thing, I wonder what Mr. Duan intends to do?"

Duan Mingyu despised this guy for a moment: "To tell the truth, sir, I need this stuff very much!"

Fan Fu didn't expect Duan Mingyu to be so straightforward: "Young master Duan can be regarded as a kind-hearted person. If you want Fan to be loyal to you, it's not impossible. Please tell me bluntly what made the loud noise today."

Duan Mingyu smiled nonchalantly: "It's just an improved gunpowder. I plan to use it in various industries, such as making fire, fighting wars, etc."

Xie Xiande nodded. After the gunpowder is turned into explosives, its power is indeed that of a god.

Fan Fu's eyes lit up, his mouth watered, and he quickly bowed to Duan Mingyu: "If the young master can hand over the formula to Fan, Fan will be sent by the young master, and the method of Liannu will be offered with both hands."

Duan Mingyu was overjoyed: But after thinking about it, I felt a little uncomfortable. It seemed that Fan Fu was leading me by the nose every time, so I had to show him off: "Mr. Fan has nothing to do with this matter, but before that, Mr. Fan, please answer a few questions for me."

"My lord, it's all right!" Fan Fu said heartily.

Duan Mingyu cleared her throat and said, "I have a question that I would like to consult with you directly."

Fan Fu nodded: "Well, tell me."

Duan Mingyu chuckled: "It is said that there is an old sow in my house, with black ground and white flowers. In the morning, I opened the door and ran forward at a speed of [-] pulses per hour. It crashed into a tree and died!"

Fan Fu scratched his head and asked doubtfully, "Did he die? Is there something wrong with the pig's eyesight?"

Duan Mingyu had a firm expression on his face: "No, the eyes of both pigs are [-]."

Fan Fu asked: "Then does this pig have some kind of mental illness?"

"Healthy mentally!"

Fan Fu was confused, and looked at Duan Mingyu curiously: "Then how could he be killed?"

Duan Mingyu smiled sinisterly: "Because that pig's brain can't make sharp turns!"

Fan Fu patted his forehead: "Oh, I said you don't play cards according to the routine! If this is the case, I also ask you a question."

Duan Mingyu said proudly: "You say it."

Fan Fu said innocently: "It's Chinese New Year, and our family didn't buy anything for the New Year, only a pig and a donkey are left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?"

Duan Mingyu blurted out: "Then you kill first..."

Duan Mingyu became suspicious, turned around and asked Luo Hou and Wang Aiqing, "Give you two a chance."

Without even thinking about it, Wang Aiqing said: "Kill the donkey first."

After hearing this, Duan Mingyu turned around and replied to Fan Fu: "Kill the donkey first."

Fan Langsheng laughed loudly: "Congratulations, you got the answer right. Pig, I think so too."

Duan Mingyu was about to cry, but she glared at Luohou and Wang Aiqing: "Small boy! Sad! It really makes me feel sad for you two! I'm about to enter the rivers and lakes alone, how can this make me feel at ease?"

Luohou cried with a mournful face: "My lord, let's kill the pig first."

Duan Mingyu snorted: "That donkey thinks the same way! Let me tell you, on this question, it won't work if you kill everyone first. Why didn't I answer? It's because I think there is a problem with this question."

Luo Hou patted his ass flatteringly: "It's better to have a good opinion, you can see that there is a problem at a glance."

Duan Mingyu was speechless, at first he wanted to kill this guy's spirit, but he didn't expect that stealing the chicken would not cost him a lot of money, but Fan Fu would take over his army instead, no, he had to kill this guy's spirit again.

Duan Mingyu had an idea, and didn't say much at the moment. He picked up the brush and wrote down the formula of the explosives on the paper: "Mr. Fan, this number one scholar has always said the same thing. Come on, this formula belongs to the gentleman. I hope the gentleman remembers the promise just now."

Fan Fu puffed up his chest: "I, Fan, also say the same thing!" After speaking, he took the formula as if he had received an imperial decree, and looked at it like a baby, only to see the words on it were crooked and out of order.

After a while, Fan Fu's complexion changed: "My lord, how do you pronounce this word?"

Duan Mingyu gently put down the teacup: "One penny per word!"

Fan Fu angrily took out a penny and put it on the table with a "snap".

Duan Mingyu leaned over: "Where is it, which word?"

"Just this, this mess of words."

"Oh, it's carbon."

Fan Fu nodded knowingly, then buried his head in his eyes, Duan Mingyu sighed, this guy is really a madman of science!

But after a minute, Fan Fu came up again: "What are these two words?"

Duan Mingyu gracefully stretched out two fingers.

Fan Fu clearly took out two big coins and put them on the table: "Here, it's time to talk!"

Duan Mingyu squinted at Fan Fu, and then slowly said: "Are you sending a beggar? Two words, two taels of silver!"

"You just..."

"I've raised the price, okay?"

Fan Fu angrily took out two taels of silver from his pocket: "Say it quickly, say it quickly."

Duan Mingyu said slowly: "This, two, one, the word, just, called, made, sulfur, sulfur!"

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