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"Just kidding, bengong... um...my son is loved by everyone, flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and he has a kind heart. What he says is like spitting nails. I'm so good!" Duan Mingyu suddenly appeared behind Zheng Yingying, Such a sentence came out of nowhere.

"Ah! Mr. Duan, why haven't you left yet?" Zheng Yingying said shyly.

"Ahem, Miss Zheng, how can I get away if you keep stepping on my feet?" Duan Mingyu looked aggrieved.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Duan!" After saying that, the chick fled in embarrassment.

"Hey, it turns out that lightness kung fu can be used in this way, how talented!" Duan Mingyu watched Zheng Yingying writhe her little butt constantly.

"Xiaohong!" Xu Zuye read.

"To!"

"Xiaofang!"

"To!"

"Little sister!"

"Damn it, what is it called, does it have such a name?" Duan Mingyu said speechlessly.

The little girl blushed and said, "Zhuangyuan Lang, I am the little girl!"

Duan Mingyu sprayed Xu Zuye's face with a sip of tea, smacked his lips and said, "So there really is!"

Xu Zuye wiped his tea depressedly: "Okay, let's go down, the next one, Xiaofeng!"

"To!"

"Little lover!"

"To!"

Duan Mingyu complained feebly.

"Baby!"

"Oh, my lord, why are you calling my servant!"

After finishing speaking, the little baby rubbed against Xu Zuye's body. Hey, these girls are full of spring spirits after not venting all night.

"Go, go, go and stay!" Xu Zuye pushed the girl away and scolded seriously.

"Hmph, stinking man, it's my family's number one scholar who knows how to pity and cherish jade!" After speaking, the little darling was about to hug Duan Mingyu again.

Duan Mingyu was sweating all over, and hurriedly took a few steps back, "Sorry, I'm allergic to pollen!"

After hearing this, the little baby retreated resentfully, "It's really boring!"

Xu Zuye continued to read: "Xiaofang!"

"arrive!"

"chick!"

"To!"

"Damn it, is there a normal name!" Duan Mingyu said frantically.

"Yes, yes, the following one is a little more normal." Xu Zuye wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"He Cuihua!"

"What! Cuihua!" Duan Mingyu and Xu Zuye stood up together.

"Old Xu, is it the one you hugged me last time when I was drunk and kept screaming?"

"Ahem, if you go back to your son, it should be." Xu Zuye replied honestly.

"How long has she been doing this!"

"It's been a long time, I can't remember how many years, but as far as I know, after I stepped down as the head of the bodyguard, she never took any guests!" Xu Zuye shook his head.

"Oh, that's how it is. This He Cuihua has really deep feelings for you. Old Xu, you have to seize the opportunity! Hey, why haven't you answered yet?" Duan Mingyu asked loudly.

"Zhuangyuan Lang, Sister He seems to have found a rope to hang herself." The little lover replied timidly.

"What, get out of the way!" Xu Zuye pushed aside the crowd, and saw He Cuihua was about to hang it on his neck at a glance.

"Cuihua, don't!" Xu Zuye rushed forward.

"What a bloody line!" Duan Mingyu thought with a chill.

He Cuihua is a woman in her 30s, and she looks pretty. If she was young, tsk tsk, that figure, that face, there should be nothing to say!Old Xu's concubine is really extraordinary!

He Cuihua kicked Xu Zuye away: "You heartless man, you haven't come to find someone for so many years, what's the point of my life, you let me die!"

With tears in his eyes, Xu Zuye held onto He Cuihua relentlessly: "Cuihua, it's not that I won't come, I have my reasons!"

"What's the reason?" He Cuihua lowered her head and asked.

"I... I don't have money to shop in brothels!"

"Huh..." There was a sigh in the crowd, and Qi Qi gave Xu Zuye a middle finger.

"You heartless man, don't make excuses to deceive me, do you still want to see my jokes, I'll just die." After finishing speaking, He Cuihua wanted to hang herself again.

Duan Mingyu was speechless, watching this kind of emotional drama, it's so fucking... full of passion!

Xu Zuye just held on tightly.

He Cuihua said in embarrassment, "Let go, I've waited for you for so many years, and I don't have much fun living anymore!"

"I won't let you go, even if you beat me to death!"

"Ahem, if you don't put the skirt on, you will tear it off!" Duan Mingyu said obscenely.

Xu Zuye let go of it in a hurry, and then He Cuihua hung up with lightning speed.

"Halo, what kind of suicide are you doing? It's really embarrassing to be in front of so many people!"

Xu Zuye was still bowing his head in embarrassment, completely unaware that He Cuihua had hanged himself.

A rope was wrapped around He Cuihua's neck, and her whole body was hung under the beam like a piece of dried bacon, floating as if she was alone in the world.His face had already turned purple, and he was hung by ropes from the beams of the roof. He was dangling in the air, scratching his hands and kicking his feet, struggling feebly.

"Sister He hanged herself!"

"Ah, Sister He really hanged herself!"

"Save people!"

Duan Mingyu wanted to cry, but there were no tears, this group of weirdos, the chickens were as cold as watching an outdoor movie, and why did others have to yell out the status quo of the incident before saving someone? ...You save people and then shout, okay?

Only then did Xu Zuye come to his senses, a group of people finally rushed up, grabbed He Cuihua's feet and pulled them.

"One time, two times, three times, my grandma's, if this continues, you will be strangled to death if you don't hang yourself!" Duan Mingyu was overwhelmed by this group of weirdos.

Xu Zuye was also in a hurry, what kind of thing is this, he, the flower protector, was pushed aside instead, and the efficiency of a group of women in saving lives is really unsatisfactory!

Xu Zuye broke out and shouted: "Stop it all!"

A group of girls suddenly stopped their hands and feet, and He Cuihua was still struggling hard!

Without saying a word, Xu Zuye walked up to Duan Mingyu and stretched out his hands.

"What are you doing?" Duan Mingyu asked.

"Borrow your son's flying knife!" Xu Zuye asked sincerely.

Duan Mingyu nodded: "That's right, Lao Xu, those who follow me are much smarter." After speaking, Duan Mingyu cut the rope without looking at the flying knife, and after the flying knife cut the rope, he fell on the beam again , the tail is constantly shaking.

"Wow, Zhuangyuan Lang is so handsome! Are you interested in spending the night with my sister? I'll keep the door open for you!" A group of female wolves rushed up and started to attack Duan Mingyu. , Just cover your crotch with your hands.

On the other side, He Cuihua cooperated with the free fall exercise.

Xu Zuye hurriedly supported He Cuihua, breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's okay!"

He Cuihua woke up leisurely: "Why don't you let me die?"

Xu Zuye said bravely: "Cuihua, don't you understand my intention?"

Ladies and gentlemen, the second place on the history new book list is already in jeopardy, only four popularity points away from the third place, just a few clicks and it’s over, I begged everyone for flowers with tears streaming down my face, how precious it is to vote for a flower at this time !