first-class champion

On the second floor of the Great China store, Wang Aiqing stepped on the bench, spitting and flying everywhere, "You didn't know how critical the situation was at that time. The women's skills are so fucking amazing, I saw a flash of sword light, and Her Royal Highness made a "click"..."

"The head fell to the ground?!" Xu Zuye answered with his eyes wide open.

"No, it fell into the water!"

"I said you kid is really uneducated, can you make a click when you fall into the water? It's a plop." Duan Mingyu laughed and scolded.

"Oh, well, there was only a splash, and Her Royal Highness fell into the water without any suspense. At this extremely critical moment, my young master, with the swiftness of thunder, was like a tiger stalking a flock of sheep. Jumped into the water..." Wang Aiqing didn't need to type out the draft when she spoke, it was just a big spit, and she did some annoying things.

"Cough cough, Wang Aiqing, you have to pay attention to your conversation, don't spit all the time!" Duan Mingyu blushed, I'm as embarrassing as you said.

Wang Aiqing wiped the froth from her mouth, "Ahem, young master's skill and water skills, tsk tsk, there is nothing to say."

Duan Mingyu expressed helplessness, the waist-deep water can also see the water quality?

"I saw that young master turned around in a wave, and then used a trick of monkey stealing...uh...up and down!"

"Master, you are so rigid, Ai Qing, if I am such a casual person, the child born in the concubine's room you newly married must look like me..." Duan Mingyu said earnestly, damn it, Such a covert action was actually seen clearly by this guy, a lifetime of wisdom will be ruined in one go!

Do you know what is the most tragic thing in life?In the past, Duan Mingyu thought that she had downloaded a game and waited all afternoon, but when she went to watch it... it hadn't even started yet.Now Duan Mingyu understands that the saddest thing in life is to take advantage of the opportunity and get completely wiped out by voyeurs.

Seeing Duan Mingyu blinking constantly, Wang Aiqing immediately fell silent.

"Ahem, old Xu, has Yangwei Escort made any new moves recently?" Duan Mingyu asked casually in order to ease the awkward atmosphere.

"Hehe, when it comes to this matter, it is very interesting. Ever since the property of the Yangwei Escort was completely wiped out by the young master..."

"How can it be called a pit, what are you talking about!"

"Henan dialect!"

"..."

Xu Zuye stroked his beard, raised his eyebrows high, and said triumphantly: "The current Yangwei Escort Bureau is in a dire situation, its property has been destroyed, and it has a large group of brave and ruthless people, so it can only sit and eat! "

"Cao Hong is willing to wait for death like this. The gap between our two sides will only widen under the ebb and flow of each other." A character who can murder even his master is not so easy to get along with.

"Young Master's words are true, so the Yangwei Escort actually engaged in fraudulent activities. I heard that recently they thought of a method to treat hemorrhoids to collect money. It seems that they have cheated a lot of money."

"Oh, isn't this the same as selling bullshit plasters? This is tantamount to killing the chicken and taking the eggs, and digging your own grave." Duan Mingyu snorted, and then came out with a line that will be very bloody in later generations, "Cao Hong, Cao Hong , I never thought you would have today."

Xu Zuye rubbed his hands, and looked at Duan Mingyu eagerly, "Young Master, do you want us to go and have a look too!"

"Well, if you're idle, you're idle, so it's okay to go and have a look." Duan Mingyu rolled her eyes, she likes to join in the fun, which is indeed a common problem among Chinese people, "Zhaoniang, Wang Aiqing, Yingying, let's all go and see Look!"

Damn, I'm almost suffocating the bird.

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The places are still those of Yangwei Escort, but after being burned down by a fire, the inn was changed into a medicine shop.The shop is not simple, but it is not luxurious either, it is more than a star and a half worse than before.

Duan Mingyu raised her head, and saw a banner standing in front of the medicine shop, on which was written four big characters "hemorrhoids must get", very eye-catching.The store was crowded with people, which made Duan Mingyu very surprised and curious, what kind of trick was it to deceive everyone.

Duan Mingyu led a few people into the store, and saw that the store was full of darkness, full of like-minded people, full of hemorrhoids, it was truly spectacular.

The novelty is that there is a podium in the center, and there is a sales platform on the edge of the wall.

After a while, a person in the clothes of the shopkeeper walked out of the inner hall, stepped onto the podium, and said: "Hello, fellow hemorrhoids! On behalf of all the staff of the 'hemorrhoids must get' pharmacy, welcome everyone. Hemorrhoids are Common diseases and frequently-occurring diseases, not only the old people are old and have hemorrhoids, but also young and middle-aged people have hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids, all kinds of hemorrhoids, soon all the people will have hemorrhoids! Therefore, on behalf of all the hemorrhoids in the pharmacy, I made a solemn promise to everyone that I will definitely fight hemorrhoids and concentrate on treating hemorrhoids. Now finally, those who have hemorrhoids can succeed. The research of hemorrhoids has succeeded in the special medicine of 'hemorrhoids must get', welcome everyone to try it!"

"Buy everyone, this is a magic medicine! The opportunity is rare, there is a price but there is no market!" I don't know where the Yangwei Escort found it, and suddenly the wolf howled this sentence, and the already restless crowd completely boiled up.

Everyone is scrambling to buy the so-called "hemorrhoids must get" magic medicine.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Brother, why are you squeezing me?"

"What do you mean, it's obvious that the next one came first!"

"Well, you fight slowly, shopkeeper, first bring ten medicines to Sajia."

"How can you be so unreasonable, you bald donkey."

"Everyone, don't rob, there are, there are, enough goods!"

My ancestors, you are so stupid, hemorrhoids have spread to such an extent, and a mere non-existent prescription is so popular that Duan Mingyu really wants to switch to selling fake medicines. Anyway, the biggest advantage of traditional Chinese medicine is that no matter how much it is taken, it will not kill you. .

"Ahem, brother, I see that everyone is rushing to grab the medicine, why are you the only one who is indifferent!" Duan Mingyu asked the scholar beside him.

The scholar sighed, bowed his hands to Mr. Duan, and said slowly: "Brother, you are very polite. I have been troubled by hemorrhoids for many years. Not long ago, I heard that there is a good medicine for hemorrhoids here, so I almost bought some medicine and have taken three courses of treatment according to what the doctor said."

"Oh, so brother Tai's persistent illness has improved."

"Hey, don't mention it. After using it for a long time, I found that the hemorrhoids have not healed, and the anus is still dripping with hemorrhoids!"

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ps: Due to some unexpected reasons, Xiaguan's novel group has been disbanded, and I don't know when it will reopen.When a certain book friend comes to Xiaguan's book review area one day and asks to set up a book friend group, Xia Guan will definitely agree to it, and also looks forward to such a book friend appearing...