first-class champion

Duan Mingyu suddenly had a very familiar feeling. This situation was like a policeman chasing a criminal suspect, holding a loudspeaker, "The people in front are not allowed to move, raise your hands, and hang the gun." So Suddenly, after Yang Zhaoniang yelled, Duan Mingyu raised his hands high in conditioned reflex, and remained motionless, for fear that a yellow bullet would be sent to him later. Duan Mingyu dared not touch the red line due to the consequences of opening his head.

Yang Zhaoniang never expected Duan Mingyu to stop obediently, and even made a very puzzling gesture.Although this posture was weird and ugly, Yang Zhaoniang felt an inexplicable pleasure from the bottom of her heart.

Duan Mingyu was stunned for a moment, only to realize that it was a false alarm, he fucked up, almost scared to death, then when Yang Zhaoniang was at her best, she turned around and left, just kidding, you little girl can stop me.

After walking a few steps, Yang Zhaoniang ran up to Duan Mingyu and stopped Duan Mingyu again, with a firm stand, not giving way.

"Zhaoniang, get out of the way, okay?" Duan Mingyu said to Yang Zhaoniang with a trademark smile.

Yang Zhaoniang jumped back a step in shock, "You don't mean to cheat me, do you, what bad idea are you thinking?"

Duan Mingyu rubbed his nose depressedly, is the champion's smile so wretched?Duan Mingyu was extremely angry, and was about to use force to educate this girl, when she suddenly remembered Luohou's difficult situation, so she took a deep breath, raised her hips, retracted her abdomen, and lowered her blood pressure... I want to convince people with virtue, yes, conquer people with virtue!

"Zhaoniang, come here and let me tell you, Brother Mingyu is rushing to save someone, it's too late, but human life is a matter of fate..." So Duan Mingyu worked tirelessly and impatiently explained to Yang Zhaoniang The truth that life is precious.At the end, Duan Mingyu said: "Do you understand now?"

Unexpectedly, Yang Zhaoniang rolled her eyes: "But what does other people's life and death have to do with me? I just want you to be safe."

That's right, this witty and clever little girl is still not on the set, and for the first time in her life, Duan Mingyu's quality education has failed.

Duan Mingyu said: "First of all, Luo Hou put himself in danger for me. If I don't save him, I will have a bad conscience for the rest of my life. So if I go to save him, it is tantamount to saving myself and letting my future You don't have to live in self-blame for half your life, do you understand?"

Yang Zhaoniang kept shaking her head, which made Duan Mingyu quite speechless. She wanted the children to understand, and she heard it in her heart. It really didn't work to just talk about the truth, and the second quality education failed.

Duan Mingyu had an idea, and did a few Pleasant goats to think about the problem. It was boring, but she had a good idea again, "How about this, Zhaoniang, let me tell you a story, you have to listen carefully, and after listening to your harvest You must be not young, and you will understand why I insist on going!"

Yang Zhaoniang nodded, her eyes immediately turned red: "Okay, okay... I like listening to stories the most."

Duan Mingyu smiled sinisterly, Sister Zhaoniang, Sajia is here, ahem, too evil, due to a short-circuited brain for a while, dizziness, dizziness, anyway, all problems with the head are on the upper body, causing Duan Mingyu to blurt out : "The name of this story is Uncle Evil and Sister Lolita..." My ancestors, you bastard, what are you talking about!How can you ruin your image of being wise and mighty like this? No, we must save it. Anyway, we have always been a positive textbook figure in the village. Special Prize, First Prize in Mathematical Olympiad, Best Debater Award in Provincial Debating Competition, City March [-]th Red Banner Bearer... Uh... Bah, Bah, that's my mother's award, anyway, there are a lot of exciting things Duan Mingyu can go abroad to study in a better university abroad, but one is because of financial constraints, and the other is that the teachers in the Admissions Office of Peking University are struggling to keep Duan Mingyu, even threatening with death, saying If Duan Mingyu didn't go to Peking University, the teacher would bump his head to death in front of him.In the end, Duan Mingyu agreed to stay in the country.Keke, far away!Duan Mingyu returned to reality, and seeing Yang Zhaoniang listening attentively, he said, "What happened just now was purely a slip of the tongue, but this story is actually like this."

In a fierce battle, the captain suddenly found an enemy plane swooping down to the position.As usual, when you find an enemy plane diving, you should lie down without hesitation.But the captain didn't lie down immediately, he found a little soldier standing there four or five meters away from him.He didn't have time to think about it, he leaped forward and pressed the little soldier tightly under him.At this time, there was a loud noise, and the splashed mud fell on them one after another.The captain patted the dust off his body, and when he looked back, he was stunned: the place he was just now was blown into a big hole.In fact, while helping others in many cases, I also help myself virtually!

Duan Mingyu didn't stop, and finished this short philosophical story with profound connotations in one breath.This caused Yang Zhaoniang to applaud continuously.

"Well, Zhao Niang, how is this story!" Duan Mingyu asked quite proudly.Let's see, to educate children, we must first learn to attract children's enough interest, and then learn to do it slowly. Avoid stick education and great principles.Well, it is very necessary to write thousands of chapters of "Grimm's Fairy Tales" silently, and then take it to a printing shop to copy 300 million sets of books, which will definitely give parents and comrades a qualitative leap in the education model!What is more certain, wow kaka, can definitely make a lot of money.

Yang Zhaoniang stared innocently at Duan Mingyu, "Are you asking me how I feel about this story?"

"Yes!" Duan Mingyu nodded quickly.

"I don't understand at all!"

"How could it be? This story is very suitable for children, and it also develops abstract thinking." Duan Mingyu scratched the back of his head in confusion, and then said in confusion: "What don't you understand, tell me about it!"

"This... ask weakly, what is an airplane?" Yang Zhaoniang raised her little hand and asked timidly.

I just said why I can't understand, the original problem is here.Then, Duan Mingyu gave an exciting speech on the question of what is an airplane.

"Really?" Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu with admiration.

"Of course it is true. After steam engines, electric motors, and generators come out, airplanes will be able to go to the sky."

It was so amazing that Yang Zhaoniang could put an egg in her mouth.

ps: Brothers, the first day of forced promotion is coming to an end, please be a guest, the most important thing is flowers, and the most important thing is collection!Come on, let us create a new peak, victory is created by you! !Give it to the monkey! ! !