first-class champion

"Oh, so Mrs. Ji hasn't said anything yet." Cheng Zhiyuan acted as if he had just woken up from a dream, "In that case, Mrs. Ji will continue to talk, and I will continue to listen, so what... Master, grab some sunflower seeds for me come over!"

Everyone: "..."

The master is different, how natural his expression is, how thoughtful he is, Cheng Zhiyuan told him to go east, he would never go west, Cheng Zhiyuan told him to chase the dog, he would never catch a chicken!Ever since, a handful of plump melon seeds was placed on Cheng Zhiyuan's desk, and his movements were smooth and smooth, without any procrastination.

Duan Mingyu and Ji Yunyi said in unison: "My lord!"

"What? Go ahead!" Cheng Zhiyuan yawned and said listlessly.

"Master Cheng, as an imperial official, you should pay attention to your image!" Duan Mingyu said.

"I understand." Cheng Zhiyuan cheered up when he heard such a serious topic.

Ji Yunyi said: "Master Cheng, as a local parent, you should enforce the law impartially and see clearly!"

"My officer..." Before Cheng Zhiyuan could answer, Duan Mingyu hurriedly said: "My lord, you should severely punish those arrogant people who beat good people without authorization!"

"This one……"

Ji Yunyi said: "My lord, you must take down these unscrupulous people who sneak around, so as to reassure the people!"

Here we go again, sit down and watch the show!Everyone moved in unison, staring at the two with red eyes, and licked the melon seeds with great interest!

Ji Yunyi said: "My lord, this person first wanted to rob me of my money, and then he did things like me. It's really hard to explain to the people if I don't punish my lord!"

Duan Mingyu said: "My lord, this girl presumptuously, when I was robbing money, and where I was robbing sex! If she is not brought to justice, there will be tens of thousands of people who will be wronged in the future! My lord!"

The more Duan Mingyu talked, the more excited she became, and the more she talked, the closer she came to the table. In the end, she almost touched Cheng Zhiyuan's cheek. A mouthful of saliva kept spraying on Cheng Zhiyuan's face. Cheng Zhiyuan slapped the gavel : "That's enough, shut up all of you! His grandma, is this officer deciding the case, or you? Hmm? In your eyes, do you still have this officer, the current emperor, and the majesty of the Tang Dynasty! Is there any... Come on, drag me down, heavy responsibility... What are you doing! What are you doing! Dozing off in the courtroom, eating sunflower seeds, do you still have this official in your eyes, do you have the current emperor, do you have any? The majesty of the Tang Dynasty..." Although Duan Mingyu's eloquence is quite masterful, Cheng Zhiyuan is Cheng Zhiyuan. After all, the old fox's thinking is much broader than Duan Mingyu's. Starting from this small case, starting from a small doze, his thinking has been Extending and diverging, according to what he said, if his official authority is not established, I am afraid that the whole world will be in turmoil, and the Tang Dynasty may be overthrown.

"Thinking of someone like me, Cheng, who roams the flowers...cough cough...for more than [-] years in the officialdom, it can be said that I have been conscientious. I get up earlier than the chicken and sleep later than the dog. There is no credit but hard work. That is what the people think. Xiang, the world is invincible. Under my administration, Bianliang City can barely be said to be closed at night, not picked up on the road, singing and dancing, and crowded with people (it's better than having a child! I despise this guy), but you two openly roared at the court, There is no discipline, no dignity..." Cheng Zhiyuan knelt in front of the table and talked nonsense earnestly, his old face pressed against Duan Mingyu's face and kept moving forward, returning all the saliva that was sprayed just now, saying When he was emotional, probably even Cheng Zhiyuan himself was moved, he wiped his sleeves like old tears while talking, and finally threw his face, beat the ground and started to cry, just took advantage of everyone not resting, covered his face with his sleeve robe , wiped a little saliva in the corner of the eyes, how could Duan Mingyu and Ji Yunyi expect such a sinister level.

Ji Yunyi and Duan Mingyu lost their temper after being reprimanded, Ji Yunyi said guiltily: "My lord, we were wrong, we dare not do it again."

Duan Mingyu walked over and gently stroked Cheng Zhiyuan's head: "Little Yuan, don't cry, be good, I'll buy you candy later!"

"Hmph, no, I want to cry, I want to cry!" Cheng Zhiyuan sat on the ground, kicking his legs constantly, like a little girl, acting coquettishly.

"Wow! Wow! Wow!" This is the sound of everyone vomiting.A tolerance vomited so much that his muscles atrophied, he fell to the ground, his hands and feet cramped, he foamed at the mouth, he couldn't sleep for a long time, and he was about to burp!

"Hurry up, take it to the hospital...send it to the pharmacy to find a doctor!" Duan Mingyu kicked away Cheng Zhiyuan who was pulling Duan Mingyu's trousers to wipe his nose, and ordered to several servants.

Several officials hurriedly picked up the man, and slipped out of the courtroom in a hurry. It seemed that they were not trying to save others, and they were very worried that they would also faint from nausea.

Cheng Zhiyuan stood up from the ground, there were still tears on his face, turning his face faster than flipping a book, "Look at you all, see what you look like, full of sweet potato peels and fruit crumbs, and someone fainted in the hall." The old fox He didn't even mention that the fainted person was disgusted, and he said a very vicissitudes of life, "Oh. It seems that the cleanliness of the yamen needs to be improved, and everyone's physical fitness must also be strengthened!"

Everyone's faces were distorted in helplessness, their eyes turned straight, like dead fish.

Cheng Zhiyuan turned around and said to Master, "Master!"

"Yes!" The master immediately stood at attention, like a benchmark.

Cheng Zhiyuan put on a solemn face, "This tolerance was fine just now, why did you faint in the courtroom for no reason, master, what do you think?" After speaking, while others were not paying attention, he blinked at the master constantly.

The master immediately understood, and pretended to be deeply touched the mustache on his lips: "My lord, there must be something strange in it!"

Cheng Zhiyuan was quite satisfied with this answer, and groaned comfortably: "Ha, yes, in my opinion, this matter is not trivial, maybe this tolerance is the plague. Well, this matter must be reported to the imperial court as soon as possible. Ce, um, master, come and draft a memorial for me."

Everyone's cheeks twitched again.

The master hastily spread out the paper and picked up the brush, even though he knew that Cheng Zhiyuan was giving up, he didn't dare to neglect him in the slightest.Cheng Zhiyuan stood up, paced slowly in the lobby, and said in thought: "I said, you come to polish it!"

Cheng Zhiyuan said: "Although we don't know whether Tolerance who has an emergency and fainted is suffering from the plague, but once he has such symptoms, he must not be sloppy. This is the rule of the imperial court. The imperial court should treat it with caution. I have the following measures. Please send hundreds of good doctors from the Imperial Medical Office, and allocate a thousand catties of good medicine from the Shangyao Bureau, and report to the Prime Ministers of Zhongshu Province, Menxia Province, and Shangshu Province to come up with countermeasures as soon as possible to prevent accidents!"

Master's hand trembled, leaving a ball of ink on the paper.

ps: I still ask for flowers and collections!