Weird Cultivation: I am the Yellow-skinned Taoist Master

Chapter 13 Chen Huangpi is eaten

Chen Huangpi walked into Jingxian Temple in a depressed mood.

"Master, Second Master, I'm back!"

Although during the day, the master usually wears a purple robe.

But sometimes they also wear white robes.

Therefore, Chen Huangpi always shouts together to avoid making mistakes.

"Strange, isn't the master in the temple?"

Chen Huangpi frowned and walked into the hall, but he did not see his master, which made him very worried.

Last night he was patrolling the mountain when he encountered a dragon turning over.

As a result, we had to spend the night outside and did not return to the temple until noon.

Could it be that my master was worried about me, or that I ran away because I was hungry?
And just then.

The voice of the old Taoist in white robe sounded from outside the hall.

"Huang Pi'er, the master is back and has brought you some goodies!"

As he spoke, the old Taoist in white robes walked into the hall, holding an unconscious yellow dog in his hand.

The big yellow-haired dog seemed to have been severely beaten.

His mouth was twisted and his whole body was limp as if he was dead.

"Second Master, what did you do to it?"

"It was shouting and screaming, so I gave it a hard blow."

The Taoist priest in white robe wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly: "Huangpi, hurry up and boil some water. We are going to eat dog meat today!"

"Second Master!"

Chen Huangpi said helplessly: "This is Huang Er, it's not a dog, it can't be eaten."

"Huangpi'er, you've learned to lie. It's obviously a dog!!"

"Second Master, please take a look."

Chen Huangpi shook his head, took Huang Er from the white-robed Taoist priest, and started practicing the Dog Taming Sutra.

Huang Er only wanted to transform back into a lamp and release the Dog Taming Sutra.

The latter requires the consent of both the master and the lackey.

The former can be achieved with Chenhuangpi.

Because this is the owner's right.

Chen Huangpi gathered the essence between the two kidneys along a strange route and injected it into Huang Er's body.

In the blink of an eye, Huang Er returned to his true form.

The old Taoist in white robe looked confused and looked around: "Huangpi'er, where is the dog? Where did you hide the dog?"

"Second Master, you must have remembered it wrongly. Where did the dog come from?"

Chen Huangpi spread his hands, looking very sure.

Master's insanity is very troublesome.

Sometimes he would go crazy, yelling and screaming, and nothing could be done to comfort him.

Sometimes it's easy to be fooled.

"No more dogs, no more dogs!!"

The old Taoist in white robe sat down on the ground, grabbed his hair with both hands, kicked the ground with his legs, and cried.

"Master wants to eat dog meat, dog meat is delicious!"

"Second Master, please stop crying. I'll cook for you, okay?"

When the old Taoist in white robe heard this, he stopped crying immediately and clapped his hands and laughed.

"The food made by Huangpier is delicious!"

But then, the Taoist priest in white robes seemed to have thought of something and suddenly said, "Huang Pi'er, why didn't you cook for me last night? Don't you want to take care of me anymore and want to leave the Taoist temple?"

"no."

Chen Huangpi explained: "Last night, the earth dragon turned over, and Huang Er and I were trapped outside and couldn't come back."

"really?"

"Of course it's true, Second Master. I will take care of you for the rest of your life."

The master and the apprentice have depended on each other for many years.

It can be said that the Taoist priest in white robe is Chen Huangpi’s only relative.

There was originally a Huang Er, but unfortunately they broke off relations and it is better not to mention him.

The Taoist priest in white robe smiled with satisfaction: "Huang Pi'er, I know you are the most filial, so I deliberately tested you. You really did not disappoint me."

Upon hearing these confusing words.

Chen Huangpi felt both distressed and worried.

He thought to himself, "The medicine I boiled last time doesn't seem to be effective for Master's illness, but this is the last prescription in the medicine book."

Over the years, in order to cure Master's insanity.

Chen Huangpi read through all the medical books in the Taoist temple.

All the written prescriptions were used.

But Master's condition did not improve at all.

Now the last recipe has been used up...

Where can I find a new prescription?
"How about I go to the Sutra Library at night..."

An idea popped up in Chen Huangpi's mind.

He was a little hesitant. There was no Sutra Library in Jingxian Temple during the day. There was only the main hall, alchemy room, kitchen, guest rooms, and several side halls.

But at night, after dark,

Jingxian Temple will return to its former appearance.

There are thousands of guest rooms alone, not to mention places like the Sutra Library.

But there is a problem.

That is, until the master goes crazy, Chen Huangpi is not allowed to step into areas that shouldn't exist.

Otherwise, they would be locked in the alchemy furnace and burned until dawn, and would be spanked when they came out.

Chen Huangpi was still young at that time.

He was afraid of fire and being spanked.

So, he hasn't been in there for a long, long time.

When Chen Huangpi thought about sneaking into that area at night, he felt uneasy and his buttocks ached slightly.

This made him a little angry and embarrassed.

"Chen Huangpi, Chen Huangpi, you are already nine years old, why are you still as timid as an eight-year-old child!"

"Well, you're right, I'll go there tonight!"

Chen Huangpi talked to himself in his heart.

At this moment, Chen Huangpi suddenly felt a wetness on his shoulder.

When I turned around, I found that the second master had suddenly stood behind me.

And he was staring at me, drooling.

"Teacher, I almost forgot that you are already nine years old..."

The old Taoist in white robe opened his mouth and laughed greedily and crazily: "Nine years old, nine years old!!!"

"Huang Pi'er, your teacher has been waiting for you for so long!!!"

"Eight years old, nine years old, do you know how long I have been waiting for this day?"

Hear this.

Chen Huangpi thought for a moment and said, "Last year was a leap year, which means that Second Master, you waited for 366 days."

"Three hundred and sixty-six days?"

The old Taoist in white robe was suddenly stunned. "Long?"

"Not long?"

Chen Huangpi scratched his head, wondering if he had remembered it wrong?

No, my memory has always been very good.

Yesterday was my birthday. I was eight years old yesterday and today I am nine years old.

For a while.

Chen Huangpi suddenly realized: "Not long ago, Second Master, you only waited for one day."

"one day?"

The old Taoist in white robe shook his head, as if he was in some kind of struggle. He paced back and forth in the hall, from east to west, from south to north, from the door to the end, and from the ground to the wall, and to the roof.

Walking and talking to himself.

"one day?"

"Three hundred and sixty-six days?"

"Not long? Long?"

"Why only so long?"

"Why not that long?"

"Wrong, right, wrong, wrong, definitely wrong!"

"Yellow skin!!!!"

The old Taoist in white robe roared, and his loose white hair stood up.

"You've become a bad person! You've learned how to deceive your master!!"

"I don't!"

Chen Huangpi argued for himself, but the old Taoist in white robe came down from the roof and pressed his shoulders.

Then, panting heavily, with white foam flowing from his mouth, he said very seriously and firmly: "You are deceiving me, Master!"

"Last year! It wasn't a leap year!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-five days!"

"what?"

Chen Huangpi was really dumbfounded.

He always thought he had a good memory, but it turned out that he even remembered ordinary years and leap years wrong.

It turns out that it is just what I think.

"So, today is my birthday, and I will only be nine years old tomorrow?"

"Master, do you want me to wait another day?"

The old Taoist in white robe was also dumbfounded.

The master and the disciple stared at each other.

Chen Huangpi shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, I must be nine years old. My clothes are one size smaller. Second Master, look, I was only at your belly yesterday, but today I'm at your chest. I've grown up!"

"But last year wasn't a leap year!"

The old Taoist in white robe pulled his hair in distress.

He is not hungry, he is just greedy.

I've been craving this for 365 days.

Although it wasn’t long, it felt like three hundred and sixty-five years had passed.

Do not……

It seemed longer than that.

"Master can't wait any longer!!! Huangpi, let me have a bite! It will satisfy my craving!!!"

The old Taoist in white robe opened his mouth, revealing his sharp teeth.

Chen Huangpi said, "Second Master, where do you want to bite? The arm, the thigh, the hand, or the foot? My butt is quite tight, how about biting there?"

The voice just fell.

Chen Huangpi felt a black screen in front of his eyes and the world was spinning.

"Huangpi, how do you feel?"

"I feel like it's in my stomach."

……

Inside the main hall, on the altar.

The brass oil lamp was awakened by the crackling sound of someone gnawing on his neck.

At first I thought the master was eating himself.

But when he opened his eyes, he saw the old Taoist in white robe lying on his back with his mouth open like a snake. The wrinkles on his face were stretched to the limit, and his sharp teeth were biting at his legs. There was an exaggerated arc from his neck to his abdomen, as if he had swallowed a person.

The brass oil lamp closed its eyes. It was sad and upset.

It wanted to cry, but was afraid of disturbing the master of the temple while he was eating, so it could only shed tears silently in its heart.

"Chen Huangpi, you died miserably. I will remember you!"

And just then.

A howl of pain echoed throughout the hall.

“It hurts! It hurts…”

The old Taoist in white robe showed pain on his face, and wisps of black smoke came out from his nostrils, ears, tear glands, and even between his teeth.

The brass oil lamp opened its eyes and looked at the scene in disbelief.

"Chen Huangpi, you died so tragically? You have so much resentment? Are you going to turn into an evil god?"

The idea just came up.

The Taoist priest in white robe opened his mouth wide, shook his body, and spat out the tangerine peel with a "wow" sound.

As soon as the tangerine peel fell to the ground.

The black smoke on his body shrank back instantly.

It's like it never happened.

"vomit……"

"Huangpi'er, you smell like cigarettes. I feel sick to my stomach!"

The old Taoist in white robe kept retching.

But after vomiting for a long time, his mental state became better and better, and the madness and evil in his eyes were gradually replaced by clarity.

On the other hand, tangerine peel.

Apart from the teeth marks on his clothes, there was not even a red spot on his skin.

The brass oil lamp beside him exclaimed in his heart: "He is not dead yet? How can Chen Huangpi be more evil than the master of the temple?"

At this time, Chen Huangpi said, "Second Master, I don't know what's going on. Last time, when the first master put me into the alchemy furnace and taught me the Dharma, black smoke came out of my body. Have I been contaminated? Am I going to become an evil god?"

"Did your master teach you the Dharma?"

The old Taoist in white robe had an inexplicable look in his eyes. He frowned and asked, "What kind of method is this?"

"The Five Internal Organs Spirit Refining Method..."

"In the Casting Kidney Temple?"

"Yes."

Upon hearing this, the old Taoist in white robes' expression changed and struggled, and finally he let out a long sigh.

"Silly disciple, this is an evil method. Your master is not as kind as me. He is harming you!"

Chen Huangpi was shocked: "What? Second Master, you... no, the First Master wants to harm me?"

The old Taoist in white robe nodded heavily and sighed: "That technique is alive. Once you start to build the kidney temple, it will not stop. Once the five internal organs are built and the gods are invited into the urn, you will be completely refined."

(End of this chapter)