Weird Cultivation: I am the Yellow-skinned Taoist Master

“Huang Pi’er, do you know that you were born different from others?”

Is it because I am Huang Tian?

"No, it's because you have a certain energy about you."

The old Taoist in green robes spoke slowly: "You have a stubborn streak that makes you want to be beaten. Whenever I think you're doing a good job, you always manage to do something that makes me feel that if I don't beat you to death today, the Xuanzhen Dao Realm will perish tomorrow."

As he spoke, the bamboo strip in his hand fell with a snap.

The old man, Chen Huangpi, who was being hung from the tree, let out a bloodcurdling scream like a pig being slaughtered.

It hurts, it hurts so much.

Even the toughest skin couldn't withstand such a brutal beating.

"Third Master, I was wrong!"

Chen Huangpi cried out in pain, "I really know I was wrong! Please stop hitting me! Please stop hitting me! I'm your own disciple!"

"You know you were wrong? Then why don't you tell us?"

"what?"

"Tsk, it seems he only admits his mistake verbally."

The old Taoist priest in the green robe had a frosty expression. The bamboo stick in his hand fell on Chen Huangpi with a crackling sound, as if it were a treasure of the Taoist master.

As the saying goes, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.

Sometimes the old Taoist in green robes even wondered if he, as the master, was also some kind of born demon, otherwise how could his disciple, whom he had raised with his own hands, grow up to be more and more crooked?
Other people's children, even if they make a mistake, they just pretend to be docile and let it go.

Even if their own children haven't done anything wrong, they always manage to do things that make you want to hit them, or say things that make you want to hang them up and beat them.

"Third Master, sob sob sob."

Chen Huangpi yelled at the top of his lungs, "I really didn't expect it to be you. I thought it was some kind of demon or monster impersonating you. Really, I really know I was wrong."

After thinking it over, he realized that he had angered his third master in this matter.

But can I blame myself for this?

Aside from the heretics, he has five masters, plus his original master.

But each master told themselves that they could not leave the Ten Thousand Mountains.

Especially the third master.

The third master was the most bloodthirsty, wishing he could kill himself, but he didn't leave the Ten Thousand Mountains back then.

It's quite reasonable for someone to mistakenly believe that someone else is impersonating them when they suddenly appear out of nowhere!

"Have you ever considered who would dare to impersonate your teacher?"

The old Taoist priest in the green robe took a deep breath and looked at Chen Huangpi with a complicated expression.

Chen Huangpi, however, wore a strange expression.

He didn't say a word.

They were incredibly silent.

The old Taoist priest in the green robe understood this silent message.

One person dared.

And it was right in front of him.

"Ugh……"

The old Taoist priest in the green robe sighed, "Huang Pi'er, you are already a Taoist master, and you are getting old. I really don't want to beat you anymore. I also want to save face for you!"

"If word gets out, how will you ever be able to hold your head high again?"

"I'm not afraid!"

Chen Huangpi said with a hint of smugness, "I've already lost all face. As the saying goes, as long as you're in the trough, whatever you do is an upward climb. The people of the world won't look down on me."

"Not only will they not, but if I do even the slightest thing, they will realize that I, as the Dao Lord, am not without merit."

"They might even sing my praises."

He felt that there was some truth to what he said.

So he winked at the brass oil lamp that was also hanging nearby and said, "Huang Er, you should say something for me too, so that Third Master knows that his worries about me are unnecessary."

The brass oil lamp stared wide-eyed, looking as disgusted as if it had swallowed a fly.

You bastard Chen Huangpi.

When you were being beaten, I didn't kick you when you were down.

Now that you've calmed down, you're resorting to the tactic of shifting blame and diverting attention, right?
"Oh my, what a moral compass."

The brass oil lamp said obsequiously, "As you can see, although Chen Huangpi and I grew up together, he is him and I am me. I have always opposed him and supported you."

"If you want me to go east, then I absolutely dare not go west."

“If you say one, then I will definitely not say two.”

"Tell me how you want to deal with Chen Huangpi, and I, Huang Er, will wholeheartedly support you!"

It didn't care about the nonsense Chen Huangpi was spouting.

Whether it's right or wrong, let's appease the people who hold the most righteous values ​​first.

You should know that the Third Master has a very fierce temper, making him even more difficult to deal with than the First and Second Masters.

Offending the Grand Master and the Second Master is not a big problem.

If you offend someone who holds strong moral principles, the consequences won't be good.

Chen Huangpi is now a Daoist master.

But a single bamboo stick could still disregard his physical form and still make him howl in pain.

My small frame can't withstand many blows.

The old Taoist in the green robe glanced at the brass oil lamp and said with amusement, "Huang Er, I thought that after hanging around with Huang Pier for so many years, you had forgotten that you were a magic weapon that I had refined. I didn't expect that you would still side with me."

"What you're saying, Master of Three Views? I was your guiding light in life and in death. As for Chen Huangpi, I can only wish him good luck."

The brass oil lamp smiled with extreme obsequiousness.

Although it didn't want to stay with any of the abbots at all and only wanted to wander around with Chen Huangpi, at this critical moment, it was definitely necessary to say nice things to him.

The old Taoist priest in the green robe remained noncommittal: "You seem quite neutral. In that case, tell me how to deal with Yellow Skin."

"Ah I?"

The brass oil lamp pointed at itself in shock, then looked at Chen Huangpi's angry gaze beside it and quickly said, "Master, although I am not familiar with Chen Huangpi, we are still brothers who are connected by blood. Aren't you making things difficult for me?"

"If you ask me, Chen Huangpi didn't cause any trouble this time."

"He almost dug through the Sumeru World, then fought with forty-nine Dao Lords, and before leaving, the Sumeru Dao Lord used some unknown means to make him go into a state of demonic possession."

"But he did become a Dao Lord after all, didn't he?"

"Well then, since you're so magnanimous, just skin him alive."

As soon as these words came out.

Chen Huangpi's eyes were practically spitting fire as he gritted his teeth and said, "Huang Er, thank you for speaking up for me. You're truly my good brother."

"Hey, we're brothers, you're too kind."

As the brass oil lamp spoke, it stared at the old Taoist priest in the green robe with a fawning expression.

"You two..."

The old Taoist priest in the green robe shook his head: "One of them does things on a whim, and the other loves to watch the drama unfold. Can't they learn from Ah Gui and be a little more composed?"

As they were talking, the vengeful ghost emerged from the Book of Souls.

"Master Sanguan, you rarely leave the mountain, so something big must have happened this time?"

The vengeful ghost never expected to be criticized.

But a single compliment from the old Taoist priest in the green robe made it restless.

He was praised to his face by someone who believed in his values.

This is something you can brag about for a lifetime.

The old Taoist in green robes said calmly, "It's nothing serious. It's just that if I had come out a little later, Huangpi'er and the two of you would have all died in that Sumeru World."

The Soul-Reaping Ghost nodded thoughtfully upon hearing this. Chen Huangpi, however, exclaimed in confusion, "Third Master, I don't see any danger in the Sumeru World. The Sumeru Dao Lord is powerful, but I am also a Dao Lord. What primordial energy do I still possess? Yet, when I wanted to leave, He didn't stop me, did he?"

"Now they've even shut down the Sumeru World, and they absolutely refuse to let me in."

"Otherwise, I would have gone in and rescued the Daoist Master of Taixu long ago."

"The matter of the Daoist Master of Taixu is over."

The old Taoist priest in the green robe said helplessly, "When I left, I took a bit of His spiritual light with me and sent it into the cycle of reincarnation. In the next era, He will be reincarnated and return."

Hearing this, Chen Huangpi was overjoyed: "Third Master, you are the best to me. With you backing me up, I'm not afraid even if I fight the Lord of Sumeru for three hundred rounds!"

"You really look down on the Lord of Sumeru that much?"

"Uh, that's not the case."

Chen Huangpi frowned and said, "I just feel that He is not as strong as I thought. Master, you said I am not like the Dao Lord, but I feel that He is not like him either."

"You don't seem to be a Dao Master because you're not a normal Dao Lord who has achieved Dao harmony."

The old Taoist in the green robe frowned and said, "Of course, even if you were to normally merge with the Dao, you wouldn't be able to sit upright and act as a high and mighty Dao Lord. However, the reason why the Sumeru Dao Lord doesn't resemble him is because he truly doesn't want to be a Dao Lord anymore."

Chen Huangpi asked curiously, "Third Master, wasn't he the Dao Lord when the Sumeru World was promoted to a perfect world? Logically speaking, he and the Sumeru Heavenly Dao are on the same level, so why didn't he want to be the Dao Lord?"

“The way of Mount Sumeru remains as it was before.”

The old Taoist in green robes said calmly, "He now rules over everything in the Sumeru World, but that is not what He wants. What He wants is someone like you, who wants both, who is both the Lord of the Dao and the Heavenly Dao."

When the old Taoist in green robes and the Lord of Sumeru were facing off.

Both sides knew that a fight was not going to break out between them at this time.

But this does not prevent both sides from using every means to investigate each other's background.

Chen Huangpi understood the deeper meaning in the old Taoist priest's words.

So he became even more curious: "Third Master, does the Lord of Sumeru want to take advantage of the absence of the Sumeru Heavenly Dao, so he wants to replace the Heavenly Heart with the Heavenly Heart and the Heavenly Will with the Heavenly Will, similar to how the Lord of the Worshiping Spirit Heaven Sect transformed himself into the Heavenly Dao?"

He thought of the primordial chaos within the Sumeru world.

That is the amniotic sac that nurtures the Heavenly Way.

It contains endless mysteries.

The old Taoist in the green robe explained, "He is a person. No matter how he changes his nature, he is still a person. Heaven can give birth to a person, but a person cannot be reincarnated as Heaven."

"The primordial chaos you saw was actually empty."

"What the Lord of Sumeru Dao wants is nothing more than to wait for the original Sumeru Heavenly Dao to die, and for the Sumeru World to give birth to another Heavenly Dao. At that time, it will be born from that Dao embryo, and He can take advantage of this to make a move in advance and turn it into a cage to imprison the new Heaven."

"Of course, His idea is good, but I know He can't succeed."

"Why?"

"Because if He succeeds, it means that the Xuanzhen Dao Realm has lost."

Once the Lord of Sumeru achieves His goal, He is truly capable of overturning the table.

After the cataclysmic event ended, no one had the ability to suppress Him anymore.

Chen Huangpi frowned and said, "He is stealing the authority of the Heavenly Dao by doing this, so why not let the Sumeru Heavenly Dao go back and let it deal with him?"

"well said."

The old Taoist in green robes gripped the bamboo stick in his hand tightly: "Once the Sumeru Heavenly Dao is released, not only will the Sumeru Dao Master's goal fail, but even my plan will be rendered useless."

"Huang Pi'er, are you so eager to inherit the Pure Immortal Temple?"

"Hahaha."

Chen Huangpi laughed three times: "Third Master, the weather is really nice today!"

"Alright, it's not easy for your teacher to come out here."

The old Taoist in green robes said disdainfully, "I'm too lazy to listen to your witty remarks. In short, remember, when dealing with the Lord of Sumeru, don't think about fighting him to the death. What kind of storms hasn't he weathered? You can't beat him."

Chen Huangpi understood what he meant.

It seems that Master intends to deal with the Sumeru Heavenly Dao.

The Lord of Sumeru, however, kept it for himself.

"Third Master, if I were to complete the Lung Temple as well, and add my World-Destroying Millstone, would I still be no match for Him?"

"We can't compete."

The old Taoist priest in green robes calmly said, "This is not a difference in combat strength, but an accumulation of time. Although you are my most prized disciple, you have not experienced enough."

"Moreover, you will no longer be the Dao Lord on the day the cataclysmic change in the world ends."

"what?"

Chen Huangpi asked in shock, "Third Master, isn't the Dao Lord a certificate that is valid forever? How come I'm not the Dao Lord?"

"Because you are going to commit suicide."

The old Taoist in green patted Chen Huangpi on the shoulder and said, "The day the upheaval in heaven and earth ends will be the last chance and the most crucial moment. You also know that there will be another Huangtian."

"But there cannot be two Heavenly Daos in the Xuanzhen Dao Realm, which is a contradiction."

"So you must cut yourself off, you must be yourself."

"Slay all that is discordant, leaving only the pure you that belongs to the Xuanzhen Dao Realm."

"Then I'll have nothing left..."

Chen Huangpi said blankly, "I no longer have the identity of Huang Tian, ​​and I also have to cut off the part of Taiyi. Even the World-Destroying Millstone is gone."

"Then what am I supposed to use to deal with the Lord of Sumeru?"

"Don't worry."

The old Taoist in green robes comforted him, saying, "You just need to do what you are supposed to do. After the changes in the world end and the Yellow Heaven descends, you should immediately return to the Ten Thousand Mountains. At that time, you can leave the rest to your master."

"Some things are only lost temporarily."

"Just consider it as your teacher keeping these for you; they will all be yours afterward."

"Third Master, I can understand that."

Chen Huangpi frowned and said, "But I don't understand. I'm not going to be Huangtian anymore, so why do I have to cut off the part of Taixu Heavenly Dao that belongs to me?"

"Because if you don't cut it off, you will be rejected by the Xuanzhen Dao Realm."

"You will be regarded as a being of the Great Ruins."

"How can the beings of Taixu be in harmony with the Dao of the Xuanzhen Dao Realm?"

"But it's different on the other hand. The Taixu World has been devoured, and there are loopholes in the rules of heaven and earth there. You will know what to do when the time comes."

After finishing his sentence, the old Taoist priest in the green robe turned and left.

Upon seeing this, Chen Huangpi quickly struggled to get off the tree: "Third Master, you just beat me up a little while ago, why are you leaving already?"

"Because your master needs to go home and look after the Sumeru Heavenly Dao."

"what about me?"

"When you are ready to end the upheaval in the world, it will be time for you to go home. Your master will be waiting for you at home."

As soon as he finished speaking, the old Taoist priest in the green robe disappeared.

Chen Huangpi felt lost and disappointed. It would have been better if his third master hadn't come; now that he had, his desire to go home only grew stronger.

Although it is said to be incredibly glamorous to outsiders.

But that was a long time ago.

The entire Xuanzhen Dao Realm is now in chaos, with its rules in disarray, resembling an apocalyptic scene, leaving him with no desire to linger.

And this time.

The brass oil lamp suddenly rang out: "Family member, don't be upset, let's see what to do with these two things?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Huangpi turned his head to look.

Then they saw a sword stuck in the ground and a bell placed under the crooked tree behind them.

The sword is the Tai Sui Killing Sword.

The bell is the Nine-Separated Bell. (End of Chapter)