Weird Cultivation: I am the Yellow-skinned Taoist Master

Chapter 59 Remarks on the launch
A word of caution: It is so easy to write a thank you note for a book being published. Just a few words and it will be over a thousand words. I wish writing a book was that easy.

The book will be on the shelves at 12 noon tomorrow.

It’s very interesting. The last time I wrote a thank you note for publishing a book was in early 21, when I wrote about My Boss is Not a Human.

In the blink of an eye, more than three years have passed.

Every time I write a book, it’s fun.

It took me 20 years to write The Exorcist: Self-cultivation. My friend was a creator, and he wanted to start his own preaching and wanted to find someone to take the blame for him. It just so happened that I hadn't written a book for three years at that time.

As a result, I, who was a scapegoat, wrote a fine supernatural novel with an average subscription of over 4600.

After writing The Exorcist I didn’t want to write any more books.

It's not very interesting, but the mysterious resurrection of Lao Fo is perfectly written.

I am not as good as him.

As a result, the editor wanted to ask me to start a new book because of performance pressure. I lied and said that I had already written it, but in fact, I didn’t change a single word. As a result, he asked me to publish the book tomorrow.

Old readers should all know this interesting story.

Boss Du is a work I wrote for my own pleasure. I wrote it just for fun. After all, I finished it in one night.

As a result, the book shocked me. A restaurant owner with no quality, who liked to have health care, was greedy for small profits, and had a little kindness and loyalty, actually killed people indiscriminately. The performance was better than the previous book. At its highest point, it ranked 80th in the monthly votes of the entire site, and the new book was 17th best-selling.

It’s a pity that I wrote it in a hurry and only made a plot outline of 700,000 to 800,000 words.

It was gone after I finished writing it. The last one million words had a bad ending. In fact, it became a poor ending after 800,000 words.

And then this book is set three years later.

Three years and three years.

The reason why I wrote a book this time is simple.

I just wanted to see if I could still write a book.

Will you still write a book?

Will anyone read what I write?

There are also many readers in the group who always urge me to go back and write about Boss Du, or to start a new book, saying that it is difficult to find someone similar in my writing style.

But to be honest, I actually wanted to write this at the beginning of the year.

But hesitated.

Because I have pain in both hands, synovitis.

This thing is not good, it's the author's nightmare.

After writing 3,000 words, my hands began to tingle slightly; I'm used to this, as I had this problem when I was Boss Du.

Write 6,000 words and start bandaging.

Write 10,000 words, and that’s all for today.

So it has been delayed until now.

I also changed my pen name to "Broken Arms Rising to the Sky".

Just kidding, this pen name, apart from being a self-deprecating term, was prepared for the thank you note for the book’s launch.

I am still quite calculating.

Thinking about putting it on the shelves when the time comes, I will just say, fellow Taoists, please help me to break my arm and ascend to the sky.

Isn’t this better than Bo Ran?
But to be honest, after writing a book three years later, I don’t feel any changes.

Qidian has made various rule changes, and then various new works have appeared. When I opened them, I found that many of the memes were incomprehensible to me.

Like this system and that system.

This brain hole, that brain hole.

I have never written about this kind of thing. I used to write only about the supernatural and tell stories.

Therefore, if you read this book, you can basically see that although it is a strange cultivation of immortals, it seems to be different from other people’s strange cultivation of immortals.

It seems neither weird nor like cultivating immortality.

I saw many people in the comment section saying it was great, and some also said it imitated the book Daogui.

To be honest, this is really unfair to the author.

After the author stopped writing books, I rarely read books. The only subscription record of the big account is on the Avenue of Zhaizhu. There is also "Reshaping the Millennium", which is really good. I have read it in the past few years. I highly recommend it. In my mind, this book can be ranked in the top three of business rebirth novels (privately I think it is the first)

Then this book actually refers to the ideas of Above the Avenue and Twilight Divide.

I saw that Laogui wrote a grandmother-in-law style, and Zhaizhu wrote a grandfather style, so I thought, it wouldn't be too much to add a master style to me. ps: There is nothing wrong with admitting this.

This book was published on the 7th of last month, and as of today, the 5th, it has 23 words.

The title of a book is so important. Can you believe that this book is ranked last in the first round of recommendations?

I didn’t know what I wrote wrong at the time.

Because I feel that although my brain is not as flexible as before, even though I haven't written a book for three years, apart from the identity of an author, I still have six or seven years of experience as an online writer.

In terms of skills, rhythm, highlights and suspense.

Not to say it's very good, but it has everything it should have.

The story is ok I think.

I thought about it carefully for a while, and then I suddenly realized that it must not be a problem with the book, but a problem with the title, because the previous title was just randomly typed when the document was created, and it was not changed after it was published.

Change the name, must change the name.

Then this book became the number one in the same period.

Now I recommend Sanjiang.

Since the book was first published, many old readers have been very supportive. I am no longer as arrogant as I was a few years ago, because I clearly feel that my talent is gradually disappearing due to my wanton squandering, and there is not much gas left in the tank!

I was writing the opening chapter when I realized this.

I sat in front of the computer and wrote for three days.

All three beginnings were unsatisfactory.

Finally, discard the horror of the first version, take out the warmth of the second version, and add the framework of the third version.

Then I came up with this beginning.

I have OCD, damn, it’s so hard.

When I saw the first page with more than 3000 words, I was disappointed.

It cannot be deleted or disassembled.

This means that if each chapter has less than 3,000 words in the future, my scalp will tingle and I will feel restless when reading it.

There are two updates per new book period.

Who would update two chapters at a time?

Sometimes adding one chapter would make it 10,000 words.

I can only say that it’s a good thing that the first chapter isn’t 4,000 words.

But even so, this book is updated very quickly, more frequently than many authors after it is put on the shelves.

Therefore, the normal update volume for this book in the future will be about two to three chapters.

About 7,000 to 10,000 words.

As for update previews, I’ll give them out at the end of every chapter on Sunday.

Regarding the update after it is put on the shelves, that is, this week.

The updated chapter will be put on the shelves at 12 noon tomorrow.

As usual, there will definitely be explosive updates.

My plan is to update 5 chapters, 1.6 words.

Any more hands would not be enough.

My partner would also be worried.

She's fine, I can't let her worry.

So everyone just be tolerant.

At last.

It will be on the shelves tomorrow. Brothers, and possibly sisters, can you place a first order to help me reach the sky with my broken arm?

Book recommendation: "It is the king of abstraction. We are saved"

Introduction: The one standing in front of you now is Cheng Bohan, the creator of the college toilet, the soldier king of the sports school, the fifth-level mental patient, the father of ghosts, the queen of all females in the other world, the conqueror of the seven ghost realms, and the king of abstraction.

This is a book by a good friend of mine who used to write books.

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