The first tumor in football

Chapter 152: Egyptian Pharaoh Salah, Burning King Kong Mane

On the Internet, as more and more questions arose about whether Song Wen could play, large-scale conflicts broke out among fans.

The fact that Liverpool's top management ordered hooligans to break Song Wen's legs has almost become a foregone conclusion due to the fans' interpretation and various publicity from the self-media.

Such bad behavior naturally attracted all kinds of curses from the fans.

It's not just Ipswich fans, but fans all over the world have united and started to denounce Liverpool.

Liverpool fans firmly believe that their club would never do such a despicable thing.

The fans fought each other on the Internet, causing the sky to darken and the sun and moon to disappear.

In fact, this kind of fighting is no longer just reflected on the Internet.

The Ipswich fans who came to Liverpool's home stadium today were all filled with anger.

They are getting more and more annoyed with Liverpool fans.

England has always had a reputation for football hooligans.

A Liverpool fan was greeted with a "What are you looking at" just because he looked at the Ipswich fans for a second longer.

Then came "Look at you."

Just two sentences made the atmosphere instantly heated up.

The game hasn't started yet, but the excitement in the audience has already started.

But in fact, Liverpool's act of hiring someone to beat someone up cannot stand up to careful scrutiny.

Although Liverpool will indeed benefit if Song Wen cannot play, how important is this benefit compared to the league championship and the Champions League championship?
If they did something like this just for a league game, then all the top players in the world would probably become cripples.

But obviously, the fans at the top didn't think about that.

In fact, people abroad are far less intelligent than the public intellectuals say.

There are always some so-called scholars and big Vs in the country who always sigh and say that the people in the country are not enlightened.

Song Wen found the internet, which was in a mess, a bit ridiculous and wanted to punch those public intellectuals in the face.

If we go by the standards of the public intellectuals, there is no place in this world where people are enlightened.

Except for China, the whole world uses the same network to understand the world and communicate.

They all use Google search and browsers, watch videos on YouTube, read texts on Twitter and Facebook, and look at pictures on Instagram. No matter if you are in Syria, Iran, Russia, or even Africa, people all over the world are being brainwashed by the same software and the same rhetoric.

Europe and the United States are the representatives of advanced civilization.

What does it mean that everyone is using the same tools?
This means that in today's world of big data, the content they are pushed is unified and fixed.

European and American media use their media hegemony to manipulate and deceive the world at will.

Many people climb over the wall and go to the Internet to see the truth of the world.

However, in fact, in this era of big data, the world is an information cocoon.

As soon as he sees your IP, he will start pushing all kinds of strange news to you, making you confused.

Take a certain woman named Wang who is supported by her white husband in the UK. She is just a stinky sow, but she dares to talk about independence with women in China on the Internet.

Not to mention these self-media, even the official media are equally ridiculous.

The British BBC once reported in all seriousness that after China landed on the moon, it tortured aliens on the back of the moon. The specific method was to burn the aliens' buttocks with cigarettes, thereby stealing their advanced scientific and technological achievements.

These news seem to be nonsense and jokes in the country, but there are actually foreigners who believe them to be true.

Therefore, it is not surprising at all that Song Wen’s incident was taken seriously by so many people.

And just as everyone was looking forward to whether Song Wen would appear, time passed by minute by minute.

Ninety minutes before the start of the game, the official finally announced the starting rosters for both teams.

In the Douyin live broadcast room, Zhan Jun has been refreshing the website frantically, wanting to see the list as soon as possible.

After seeing the page refresh successfully, Zhan Jun looked directly at Ipswich's lineup.

The veteran Premier League commentator had completely forgotten at this moment that he had been a Liverpool fan for forty years.

When he saw the familiar name appear in Ipswich's lineup, Zhan Jun leaned back in his chair and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Zhan Jun's look, Fan Zhiyi, who was also relieved, wanted to laugh and couldn't help but teasing:
"Hey, Mr. Zhan Jun, I remember you seem to be a Liverpool fan. When you saw Song Wen on the field, you should have gasped."

After hearing Fan Zhiyi's words, Zhan Jun seemed to remember his past identity.

He is a fan of Song Wen, but with forty years of being a Red Army fan, it is impossible for him to fall in love with someone else at this moment.

After breathing a sigh of relief, Zhan Jun fell into confusion again.

Who should we support in today's game?
"To be honest, although I don't believe Liverpool will do such a thing... let's wait and see when Song Wen plays. His ability to play should mean that the problem is not too big, and he is still a starter."

Fan Zhiyi obviously had no intention of letting Zhan Jun go.

Usually, I am the one who gets teased in the live broadcast room. Today, I have a rare opportunity and I would be letting down my hometown as written on his household registration book if I don’t ask some sharp questions.

"Hey, don't talk about anything else. So you also want Song Wen to play."

Seeing that Fan Zhiyi did not let go of his idea, Zhan Jun touched his nose awkwardly.

"To be honest, as you all know, I have been a Liverpool fan for 40 years. How should I put it, but I also like Song Wen and Ipswich's team spirit very much. I think no matter who wins today's game, I can accept it. The key is that Song Wen really has to play. I hope to see a strong duel, rather than an imbalance in the strength of the two teams due to off-field factors."

Hearing Zhan Jun's answer, Fan Zhiyi secretly curled his lips and thought that he was worthy of being a professional commentator. The answer could be said to be perfect and flawless, and he couldn't find any fault with it.

And in the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room, female fans swarmed out again.

[Wow, I feel so sorry for my Wenwen! ]

[What does Ipsitch mean? My Wenwen is injured, and you still let her play? ]

[I can't hold it in any longer. Big sister, can you please figure out the name of the team first? ]

[This is so funny. You have no idea how powerful our Wenwen is.]

[How big? Amazing?]

[I heard that after the match between Song Wen and Chelsea, he lay in bed for four days, and he survived these four days by relying on Yingjiao's visits.]

[Song Ze really can't live without washing his feet for a day.] [And why are there only female fans calling him Wenwen today, and no studious comrades calling him Song the King of Ball?]

[Oh, you mean those gamblers. After the Chelsea game, the rooftop was already full of people and it started to rain.]

[The gamblers must hate Song Ze to death now. ]

At this time, Zhan Jun had already seriously analyzed the lineups of both sides.

"We can see that Ipswich Town was uncharacteristically aggressive today and chose a very conservative lineup, a 5-4-1 bus formation! Even Grealish moved from the winger position to the midfield. On the front line, only McGoldrick was watching."

Looking at Ipswich's lineup, Fan Zhiyi nodded with satisfaction.

"I think there is nothing wrong with Ipswich's lineup. Think about the last game against Chelsea, why Song Wen played so tired throughout the game, it was because Ipswich's backcourt players were under too much pressure from Chelsea's attack. This made Song Wen run around almost the entire game. He was relied on for offense and defense, which was definitely too much for Song Wen's body."

"Now, simply setting up a bus is the most reliable and safest way."

After hearing Fan Zhiyi's analysis, Zhan Jun nodded and looked at Liverpool's starting lineup.

At this time at Anfield Stadium, the two teams had already walked out of the player tunnel under the leadership of their respective captains.

Song Wen immediately turned his gaze to the Liverpool players and began to look them up and down.

Facing Ipswich, Liverpool could be said to have not relaxed at all and almost went all out.

The first person who caught Song Wen's sight was the Egyptian Pharaoh Mohammed Salah, who, like Hazard, was short in stature, so had a very low and extremely stable chassis, and had a fluffy afro.

This striker from Egypt has already made a name for himself and earned his worth in just half a season at Liverpool. Fans call him the Egyptian Messi and Robben with hair.

He is also Ramos' good friend, Real Madrid's personal accountant, and Liverpool's top scorer.

In addition to his afro, what is even more eye-catching about Salah is his thick and lush beard.

Rumor has it that Salah loves his beard so much that he uses thirty-two bottles of shampoo a year to wash it.

Salah joined Chelsea in 2014, but because of his poor performance, he was often praised by Mourinho.

Afterwards, with the idea that things may change over time, don't bully the young and poor, Egypt's anti-inflammatory team left for Serie A.

Mourinho is considered one of the world's top coaches. It would have been fine if he had praised De Bruyne and Salah, but he even praised Lukaku, who is 1.91 meters tall and weighs over 200 kilograms, for leaving.

When Song Wen thought of the 200-pound Lukaku crying in Mourinho's arms, he couldn't help but laugh.

After coming to Rome, Salah finally found his feeling as a shooter and lived up to his worth.

At the beginning of this season, Salah joined Liverpool for a transfer fee of 40 million euros.

And we know that Nunez's transfer fee is 100 million euros, which means that his ability is 2.5 times stronger than Salah.

As a striker, Salah not only has strong offensive ability, but he is also very active in defense, even more active than the team's full-back Arnold.

And Arnold's desire to attack is sometimes even stronger than Salah's.

These two brothers often play role-swapping games, which makes people mentally disturbed.

As soon as Song Wen saw Salah, he couldn't help but think of the world's best defender, Ramos from Real Madrid, whom he has yet to meet.

In the 2018 Champions League final, Salah's shoulder was directly broken by Ramos during a scramble with Ramos.

With tears in his eyes, Salah had no choice but to leave the field. This not only made him miss the Champions League, but also limited his performance in the World Cup that year.

Salah has a deep debt to Real Madrid in his heart, but fortunately Salah is a good man and generous. He just keeps the debt and does not ask others to pay it back. He just keeps it for fun.

Fortunately, Ramos is a generous person and later chose to unilaterally forgive Salah.

But in fact, in Song Wen's opinion, Salah's title of Egypt's No. 1 striker is somewhat exaggerated.

Although Salah led Egypt to the World Cup in 2018, they failed to make it to the World Cup in 2022.

Salah can't enter the World Cup, and the Chinese national football team can't enter the World Cup, so Salah and the Chinese national football team are about the same level.

What caught Song Wen's attention next was the flash of black in Liverpool's lineup.

Liverpool's god of war, the fiery Mane.

It can be said that Mane, as a player, has no other black spots except for one.

According to reliable sources, Mané's childhood playmate Cuihua once said that their Senegal not only has deserts and wasteland, but also her loneliness after Mané left. Now when I play rock-paper-scissors, I can only play scissors because Mané took away her fists and cloth.

Careless netizens have even more carefully discovered that Mane and Neymar look exactly the same, as if they were born to two different mothers.

Although Mane's childhood could not be called happy, it was definitely miserable.

He lost his father at the age of seven and his mother did not support Mane playing football.

My mother said that we, Aodebiao, are suitable for riding motorcycles to transport bananas.

Fortunately, Mane worked hard and later made a place for himself in the Premier League.

In terms of ability, it can be said that in the entire football world, there are no whiter ones than him, and no blacker ones than him.

Mane is extremely fast and is also a well-known fast man in the Premier League.

In the 2018 Champions League match against Real Madrid, after Salah was injured, it was Mane who scored the only goal.

Although they lost to Real Madrid again, Salah became the courier and Mane became Liverpool's deputy secretary, responsible for recording the losses.

The result of having two big players in a team is that when Klopp praises Mane, he has to avoid Salah.

Look at Klopp's positioning in the Liverpool team at this time.

It is just right in the middle of the two of them, not biased at all. It is obviously meant to be fair and to love both babies.

Liverpool used a very common 4-3-3 formation today.

Apart from Salah on the left winger and Mane on the right winger, there is another person between them who will replace Klopp on the court, sandwiched between the two and adjust the relationship between the two big players.

That's center forward Firmino.

As for Firmino, it’s a long story——

Forget it, don’t mention it.

Just a tool.

(End of this chapter)