The first tumor in football

Chapter 176 The Boy Herding Sheep

As time passes, the game time for both sides is about to begin.

Players from Ipswich and Manchester City have already walked onto the pitch and are warming up.

Song Wen's eyes had already begun to look around the Manchester City players.

Seeing Song Wen's actions, the Manchester City players' hair stood on end instantly, their spirits tensed up instantly, and they looked at Song Wen with extreme vigilance.

Song Wen's perverted behavior of touching his opponents before a game has long been known to the world.

Although to this day, people still don't know why Song Wen always touches the opposing players before the game starts.

After all, the player who was touched didn't seem to be affected at all.

But Song Wen always perseveres in doing this, which makes people wonder whether he has some ulterior motives.

There are many speculations from the outside world about this, but the most popular theory among the general public is the theory of qi and destiny from the East.

There is a Chinese article on Twitter that is almost known to everyone in the football circle.

Although it is in Chinese, football fans and netizens have already translated this article into the languages ​​of dozens of countries and regions and spread it around the world.

What this article discusses is the theory of destiny from the East!

In this article, the author points out that Song Wen had received guidance from a master and was very knowledgeable about Feng Shui and fortune.

If you observe every game of Song Wen carefully, you will find that before each game starts, Song Wen will choose to observe every player of the opposing team very carefully.

Then, as expected, he would touch the person he liked.

Song Wen did not have any specific criteria for selecting his subjects.

It is not like what is rumored online that Song Wen only targets those very famous stars.

Sometimes, he would choose some unknown young players.

So this further strengthens the theory of luck.

Because luck is flowing and not fixed, it may appear on different people at any moment.

Therefore, Song Wen's behavior is to steal the luck of the opposing players and add it to himself.

This is why Song Wen is always lucky and scores all kinds of amazing goals in every game.

In fact, if you read this article carefully, you will find that it is full of loopholes.

It is not even difficult to see that this is essentially a smear and ridicule of Song Wen by the black man.

But foreigners don’t understand the twists and turns involved.

The mysterious Eastern metaphysics is even more terrifying and evil than Pogba's wizard in the eyes of foreigners.

With no way to explain it, they could only believe that Song Wen possessed the ability to steal their luck.

Perhaps he should have been the MVP who saved the world today, but because Song Wen touched him, he naturally lost the game, and only Song Wen became the focus of everyone's attention.

For this kind of thing, even foreigners would rather believe it than not.

Guardiola even specifically instructed the players before the game to be wary of any physical contact from Song Wen before the game started.

At this moment, Song Wen immediately noticed the Manchester City players' vigilance towards him.

He felt like laughing in his heart.

The ability to steal things actually has no time limit.

He doesn't have to touch the opponent's body before the game starts in order to steal the opponent's characteristics.

The reason why Song Wen usually chooses to use this ability at the beginning is, firstly, to allow the ability to be used for a longer time, and secondly, because stealing is full of uncertainty.

You have no idea what abilities you might steal from the opposing players.

It's like when he went to steal Grealish, nine times out of ten he stole abilities that were related to drinking and clubbing.

Therefore, using this ability at the beginning of the game and confirming the ability he has stolen can make it easier for Song Wen to formulate his own tactics.

But if there is really no opportunity, Song Wen will not be in a hurry.

After all, once the game starts, it is not easy for the players to have some physical contact, and he doesn't need to go to great lengths to do so.

Apparently, these people had misunderstood him and thought he had to complete some evil ritual before the game started.

Thinking of this, Song Wen suddenly had a bold idea in his mind.

He suddenly grinned brightly and walked towards Aguero.

The striker from Argentina has always had a very good relationship with Messi.

In private, they would naturally often discuss Song Wen, the superstar who is just about to turn 18 and is already at the peak of his football career.

In Messi's view, Song Wen is an extremely dangerous person.

The most dangerous thing about him is that before he breaks off relations with you, he will always pretend to be gentle and humble to approach you.

Once a conflict really breaks out between the two sides, this guy changes his attitude faster than turning the pages of a book, and his swearing is the dirtiest and most foul-mouthed of all the professional players he has ever seen.

And now, Song Wen has joined hands with La Pang, the world's number one troll in the agent circle, to form a like-minded cooperative relationship.

This makes it even more difficult for anyone in today's football world to provoke Song Wen.

After all, this kid is really invincible now.

You can't beat him on the field.

Outside the court, you can't curse him anymore.

As long as you offend Song Wen, it means that you will have to suffer a lot of humiliation and have no place to seek justice.

So when Aguero saw Song Wen approaching him, he instantly stood up straight while stretching his legs and began to slowly back away.

He really didn't want to have anything to do with Song Wen.

Seeing Aguero's actions, Song Wen spread his hands helplessly and tried to look amiable on his face.

"Hey Aguero, you know you're my idol!"

When Aguero heard Song Wen's words, his hair stood on end.

Naturally, these players also have their own circles.

Aguero had naturally heard that Song Wen would always come up to people and tell them that he was their fan, and then would touch their buttocks at any time.

This is so scary!

"Stop, don't come near me!"

Aguero's words obviously could not stop Song Wen from moving forward.

"What's wrong, Aguero? Why are you doing this? Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

Looking at Song Wen who was still walking towards him and hearing his inexplicable words, Aguero simply turned around and started running.

He knew that although it was still warm-up time, the game had already started live and the audience in the stands had already taken their seats. Aguero didn't want to be seen in such an embarrassing state, so he didn't choose to run away directly, but pretended to jog.

I've already run away, this guy can't be so shameless as to continue chasing me, right?

Aguero thought this in his mind and turned his head to look!
I saw player number 17, who had devilish hair and eye color, following behind me and also started running!
Song Wen ran neither fast nor slow, just hanging behind Aguero not too far away.

Seeing Aguero looking back, he shouted again.

"Hey! Aguero, don't run away. I admit that I just lied to you. I am actually a fan of Messi. I just want to ask you for Messi's autograph!"

Aguero would not listen to Song Wen's words. He just continued to run forward, but his steps were a little faster.

Seeing Aguero running faster, Song Wen also sped up.

He is in no rush to catch up with Aguero.

He just wanted to run behind like this.

You know, today he is in nuclear power mode.

Aguero will lose stamina when running.

He doesn't even have any stamina to lose.

Aguero saw Song Wen lingering behind him, and he started sweating even though he hadn't warmed up for long.

He knew that it would be useless even if he found a referee at this time.

After all, someone has done this before, but Song Wen will not commit any malicious acts of aggression against you, so how do you want the referee to make the decision?
Is it to restrict Song Wen's range of actions?
Aguero could only keep running forward, hoping the game would start soon. When he passed his teammate Sterling, he asked for help:

"Sterling, help me stop that lunatic, save me!"

Hearing Aguero's shout, Sterling looked behind Aguero.

I saw someone grinning at me and even waving and saying hello.

"Hey Sterling! You have the best body I've ever seen in a football player."

After saying this, Song Wen made a slapping motion with his right hand.

Sterling felt a chill all over his body in an instant, turned around and ran with Aguero.

"Sane! Your hairstyle is so cool, can you tell me which barbershop did it at?"

"Oh De Bruyne! Heroes appreciate heroes. I have always longed to play against you! Your passes always amaze me!"

"Walker! I can introduce Grealish to you. Maybe there are some treasure bars you will like very much!"

Following Song Wen's calls, the entire Manchester City team actually began to passively line up and jog to warm up!

Even goalkeeper Ederson Modric joined the jogging group.

All eleven players of the Manchester City team, without a single absence, lined up in a neat square and started running around the Portman Road stadium.

Not far behind Manchester City's formation, only Song Wen was following the team.

The scene looked so funny that all the fans in the stadium couldn't help laughing out loud.

In the Douyin live broadcast room, Zhan Jun looked at the scene of Manchester City players and Song Wen jogging and said with a smile:

"What is Manchester City doing? To be honest, this scene gives me a strange sense of déjà vu."

Fan Zhiyi happily replied:

"To be honest, when I see Song Wen like this, I feel like he's herding sheep. I really need to check what Song Wen did before he became a professional football player. He has great skills. Look how he can herd sheep so neatly."

The barrage of comments had already been unbearable.

[I am dying of laughter. What the hell is this doing? ]

[A whole team was chased by Song Wen alone? 】

[Wow, I'm calling him wow, Song Wen is the coach of Manchester City, right? ]

[Guardiola: Then I leave? ]

[This is our King of Football Song, one for eleven, too ruthless! ]

[If the game doesn't start, I feel like Song Zema will drive the Manchester City players to flatten the grass at Portman Road.]

[Hahaha, it’s the third round, it’s not over yet, right? ]

[As we all know, Song Zema is also called "sending tumors", which is too scary. 】

Song Wen followed the Manchester City team slowly.

He knew that going too fast was not good as it would easily cause Manchester City to explode completely.

What he needs now is to boil the frog in warm water.

For professional players, such jogging will not have any impact on their physical fitness.

But you have to know that the game hasn't started yet.

A game lasts more than ninety minutes.

Even if the opponent's players' physical strength can be drained for one minute in the morning, it is a sure win for Song Wen.

Fortunately, the torture of Manchester City players did not last long.

When they jogged around the field for the fifth time, the race was finally time to start.

Aguero looked at Song Wen and waved his hand helplessly, then returned to their own half and said to Sterling beside him with a smile:
"It seems that we won this first round of games. They avoided his Eastern magic."

After hearing Aguero's words, Manchester City players' morale was boosted!

On the other side, Ipswich was also full of fighting spirit at this moment.

Look at our captain. He only needs to make a slight move to scare the opposing players so much that they huddle together and tremble in fear.

With Song Wen on the court, there is no need to be afraid!

The players on both sides came onto the field in high spirits and started the coin toss.

Aguero was lucky enough to guess the heads and tails of the coin, which made him more certain that their luck was still on them!

"Okay! Friends who are watching before the live broadcast!"

In the Douyin live broadcast room, as Aguero kicked off in the center circle, Zhan Jun's voice rang out.

"You are watching the 2017/18 English Premier League. The two teams are Ipswich Town, which plays at Portman Road, and Manchester City, which is affectionately called the Blue Moon by fans! Today's game is a match between two strong teams! The two clubs are currently ranked first and second in the Premier League standings, and the points of both sides are the same, with the only difference being the goal difference! I believe that today, whether it is Ipswich Town or Manchester City, with their current state, the club that can win today's game will occupy the top spot in the Premier League for a long time to come!"

"So today's game is very important to both sides. From the looks of the players in the camera, we can see that the mental state of both players is very good! Obviously, they are ready to give everything for today's game and fight for the final victory!"

"We saw that after kicking off, Manchester City did not rush to attack, but began to pass the ball in an orderly manner. Fans familiar with Manchester City know that their coach Guardiola likes to use a passing and controlling style of play to control the rhythm of the game."

"But Ipswich was very aggressive today! Contrary to their usual practice, they chose to rush out actively! Song Wen! He was in a very forward position, pressing hard!"

(End of this chapter)