The first tumor in football

Chapter 195 Either walk out of Camp Nou with victory or leave Spain carrying a coffin!
"Song Wen, are you confident in your team for the next game against Barcelona?"

In the interview room, the reporter asked straight to the point without any prelude.

Simeone, Griezmann, Costa and others just lowered their heads and said nothing.

He even silently moved his chair a little further away from Song Wen.

Although they had not been in contact with Song Wen for a particularly long time, this boy's character had long been a legend in the world, and the few weeks of getting along with him had already left a deep impression on people.

As we all know, you have to cover your ears when a cannon is fired, otherwise even friendly forces may be accidentally injured.

So the Atletico Madrid players all lowered their eyes silently, each distracted.

At this moment, only their bodies are here, and their souls have long gone away.

So if God really wants to judge sinners, it has nothing to do with them.

In response to the reporter's questions, Song Wen smiled.

He stretched out his right hand and made a short gesture in the air with his thumb and index finger.

"Haha, little Barcelona, ​​with our great Atletico Madrid strength, we can easily defeat them!"

As soon as Song Wen finished speaking, the reporters showed frightened looks on their faces.

The flash lights were connected into one, lighting up the interview room like day.

Only the other Atletico Madrid players raised their heads at this moment and looked at Song Wen with shock in their eyes.

No, buddy, it's fine if you just pretend to be cool, but why are you including us in this? !

Simeone held his forehead helplessly.

He was really impressed by this kid.

You have to know that when this kid was in the Premier League, he always showed off to himself.

Under normal circumstances, he should say: I play against Barcelona like I play against ants.

But just a few seconds later, Simeone came to his senses and looked at Song Wen with admiration.

He suddenly understood why this guy had to install so many people in this B today.

Because only in this way can all Atletico Madrid players become members of the B team with him.

B is in the person.

B disappeared and people died.

It will undoubtedly be a tough battle against Barcelona.

What's more, they are going to play away at Camp Nou.

You know, before this, Atletico Madrid's winning rate as a guest at Camp Nou was extremely low.

How low is this extremely low?

From 2006 to 2017, Atletico Madrid only won once in all away games against Barcelona in the league, the Copa del Rey, and the Champions League!!

Song Wen has just arrived at Atletico Madrid. Although everyone gets along well on the surface, Simeone knows that the war in the locker room is not so easy to extinguish. Beneath the calm surface of the lake, there are undercurrents.

It is possible that some players will not put in enough effort when playing against Barcelona, ​​just to watch Song Wen make a fool of himself.

After all, it is normal for Atletico Madrid to lose to Barcelona in an away game, but it is abnormal if they win.

In this situation of internal and external troubles, Song Wen put everyone in a B with just one sentence.

If they lose the game, Song Wen will naturally suffer huge attacks, but everyone in Atletico Madrid today will become a laughing stock like him.

Simone looked at Song Wen with complicated eyes.

Many people on the Internet often make fun of Song Wen, believing that Song Wen has put 90% of his brain capacity into his football talent, so he often says things in public that show extremely low emotional intelligence and offend people.

But Simeone knew that this kid was very targeted when it came to offending people.

Since his debut, Song Wen has offended countless people, but look at him now, he is still doing well and even at the peak of his career.

In fact, every time he manages to offend someone, he usually gets greater benefits in the end.

Based on this point alone, it is self-evident who the clown is.

At this time, another reporter stood up and asked:
"What do you think about people regarding your match with Messi as a clash between the old and new kings?"

Hearing the reporter's words, Song Wen raised his eyebrows and said:

"A clash between the old and new kings? No, no, I think this analogy is inappropriate. What king of football..."

Song Wen's words made the reporters raise their heads.

Will this kid be more humble when meeting Messi?

"As we all know, there is only one king in the world, and that is me."

"As for Messi, what kind of football king is he?!"

boom!
As soon as Song Wen finished speaking, there was a sound of people gasping in shock throughout the interview room.

Diego Costa, who was sitting next to Song Wen, tilted his chair and fell directly to the ground, staring at the man's back in amazement!
This boy!

What on earth is he talking about!
No matter how arrogant or presumptuous you are, there should be a limit!

Listen to what you say, is this human language?

You have to know that Song Wen's words offended not only Messi.

He even said that there is only one football king in the world, and that is himself!

This is simply too crazy!!
After hearing Song Wen's words, the reporter from Argentina immediately stood up angrily.

"Messi has achieved so many things. If he is not the king of football, then what makes you the king? I think what you said is just sensationalism!"

Facing the anger of the Argentine reporter, Song Wen smiled faintly, leaned forward slightly, supported his elbows on the interview desk, and tapped the table lightly with his index finger.

His eyes swept across the flushed face of the Argentine reporter, and a cold arc appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"What kind of football king is Messi? Let me teach you what objectivity is."

He raised his first finger. "In the 2014 World Cup final, Argentina ran 12 kilometers less than Germany, and Messi, as the core, only touched the ball 76 times, 38 of which were ineffective back passes near the center circle. In the 113th minute of extra time, when Gotze sprinted through, Messi's defensive movement distance was only -" He deliberately paused for half a second, "1.8 meters, equivalent to the width of the goal post."

The interview room suddenly fell into an eerie silence, with only the frantic sound of shutter clicks.

The Argentine reporter shouted in dissatisfaction:
"You said Messi was taking a walk? I think you are the least qualified person to criticize Messi. If we really talk about statistics, your running distance per game is much less than Messi's!"

In response to the Argentine reporter's rebuttal, Song Wen shook his finger.

"No, you're wrong. I walk, but I don't play catch."

Song Wen’s words stunned everyone.

You don't catch the ball, but you're still proud?

"If I don't receive the ball, my teammates won't waste their passes, and they will consider more reasonable ways to organize offense and defense. Messi, on the other hand, is just sitting there doing nothing, not moving, and asking his teammates to pass the ball to him. After receiving the ball from his teammates, he passes it back directly. This is a complete waste of resources."

The Argentine reporter blushed and said: "What kind of absurdity is this? Isn't this asking ten teammates to play against eleven opponents?"

"Really?" Song Wen lazily picked his ears. "Why don't you check out the assists and goals in the first half of the season? My goals and assists seem to be twice as many as Coal Ball King's."

He did not give the Argentine another chance to speak and continued:
"Since we all take a walk, why are the goals and assists of King Coal so much different from mine? Besides, I take a walk to save energy so that I can have a better burst in the second half. Messi takes a walk because he is lazy."

"Secondly," Song Wen raised his middle finger, a gesture that almost made the Argentine reporter jump up, "your King of Coal Balls has failed to score in four consecutive Copa America finals. The ball he missed in the 2016 penalty shootout, according to motion capture data, his supporting foot deviated from the optimal angle by 3.7 degrees - this is a mistake that only amateur players would make."

After Griezmann turned pale for a short time, he suddenly felt the urge to laugh, but he pinched his thigh tightly to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

He suddenly felt refreshed.

Griezmann could even feel Costa trembling beside him. The guy was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage from trying so hard to hold back his laughter.

"Third," Song Wen's voice suddenly became soft as he raised his ring finger, "Your favorite Camp Nou king only scored 37% of his goals in the away games of the Champions League knockout rounds, while his away data in the Premier League BIG6 is -" He turned to look at Simeone, "Coach, can you please tell them the data we analyzed before the game?"

Simeone subconsciously replied: "In the past five years of Champions League away games against Premier League teams, Messi averaged 1.2 shots on target per game, with an expected goal value of 0.3"

Simeone suddenly shut up halfway through his speech, but it was too late.

Song Wen smiled and continued:

"Do you know my statistics for away games against the big six in the Premier League when I was at Ipswich? If you don't know, go check it out and you will know the difference between heaven and earth."

"In the match against Arsenal, I ran 7623 meters throughout the game, 200 meters less than the opponent's goalkeeper! While your teammates were fighting in the penalty area, your gods were taking a walk to keep healthy!"

The air in the entire press room seemed to be sucked out, and more than twenty mobile phones simultaneously popped up the hot search prompt #Messi's running is not as good as the goalkeeper#.

Simeone suddenly realized that these data were not prepared at the last minute - Song Wen had been waiting for this opportunity.

"Let me tell you a joke at the end." Song Wen's eyes flickered with a dangerous light, "There is a player who won so many championships in the club, but became a weakling when he returned to the national team. Guess who he is?"

Costa finally couldn't hold back his laughter and the sound of laughter spread throughout the audience through the microphone.

The Argentine reporter was so angry that he was shaking all over, but he saw the electronic screen behind Song Wen suddenly light up - it was the poster that Atletico Madrid's official Twitter had just updated: Song Wen turned his back to the camera and raised four fingers, with the text "Four assists are just the beginning."

"Tell Messi," Song Wen turned and walked towards the exit, "I will teach him what modern football is on the turf of Camp Nou at nine o'clock on Saturday night."

He stood in front of the player tunnel and dropped another bombshell.

"The king of football? He's just a system player. What I'm going to crush is not Messi, but the entire system!"

Watching Song Wen leaving, Wang Yao excitedly typed the beginning of the article.

[Either walk out of Camp Nou with victory, or leave Spain with a coffin! ]

The Seville interview room on the other side.

Head coach Berizzo watched the live broadcast on his mobile phone with great interest.

Watching other people's interviews is indeed much more interesting than my own.
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Song Wen's remarks quickly spread around the world.

For a moment, there was a huge earthquake in the football world.

Editor-in-chief Esteban Edul published an article in Argentina's "Clarin": A holy war for national dignity, and published a blood-red headline on the front page "Blamesters will be punished by God". The former Boca Juniors star also photoshopped a picture into a sinner kneeling in front of Maradona's statue.

He wrote in the article: "This Chinese clown will never understand what football faith is! Messi has shed more blood for Argentina than he has drunk mineral water!"

At the end of the article, there was a GIF of Messi's winning goal against Brazil in the 2005 FIFA World Youth Championship, and the comment section was flooded with "Argentina No.1".

Spain's "Mundo Deportivo": The Achilles' heel of Camp Nou!

Barcelona's mouthpiece media used a full eight pages to launch the siege.

Chief commentator Luis Garcia, the former Barcelona midfielder, wrote: "Song Wen's four assists? That's just the Sevilla goalkeeper greased his gloves!"

Even more insidious is the third edition, where they made a QR code of Song Wen's 2017 Premier League walking highlights, with the title "Scan the code to watch the real health show of a park grandpa."

The newspaper's official website server was paralyzed for two hours that night due to excessive traffic.

In the British magazine "442", the famous data flow expert and tactical analyst Michael Cox published a long article "A New Interpretation of Strollism", comparing the running heat maps of Song Wen and Messi:
Song Wen's 'energy-saving mode' is concentrated in the right midfield, while Messi's 'walking area' is exactly the offensive three zones.

That's like accusing a sniper of not taking part in a charge - extremely stupid!
At the end of the article, Song Wen's expected assist value (xA) against the Premier League BIG6 was listed as 2.3 vs. Messi's 1.1, and the comment section triggered another joint fight between Messi and Ronaldo fans.

In the German newspaper Bild, Matthias Sammer, the 1996 Ballon d'Or winner and then director of the football department, mocked in his column: Song Wen has obviously forgotten who scored the winning goal against Argentina in the 2014 World Cup final. He suggested that Song Wen go to Munich's Allianz Arena to see Gotze's statue before discussing who should be called the king of football.

The accompanying picture is a comparison of the trajectory of Gotze's World Cup winning goal and Song Wen's assist against Sevilla, with the caption "True Art VS Margarine".

Faced with the attacks from foreign media, this time, China's "Sports Weekly" actually chose to speak up for Song Wen.

The front page headline reads "The Football Uprising in the New Era", and editor-in-chief Luo Ming wrote it himself: "While European football is still kneeling and licking past stars, Song Wen uses oriental wisdom to tear apart the emperor's new clothes!"

On Weibo, #宋文提糠# ranked first in the hot search, and the number of likes exceeded 5200 million before the server crashed.

In addition to these media reports, football celebrities from all walks of life have also expressed their opinions.

Xavi, a passer for Barcelona, ​​has been outspoken in his support for Messi.

"I can smell the stench of jealousy in Qatar! Messi's five Ballon d'Ors should crush the teeth of all those who doubt him!"

The famous media fan Rheinko II even mocked Song Wen:

"Song Wen should first learn to stop the ball with his non-dominant foot before discussing his historical status. By the way, Messi is the Mona Lisa of football - you may not appreciate him, but you have no right to slander him."

The only person who spoke for Song Wen was Manchester United coach Mourinho.

Magic Bird directly posted on Twitter: "Song Wen did what I dreamed of for half my life - throwing a Molotov cocktail in the press room of Camp Nou. If he was in Manchester United, I would make him a custom bulletproof suit."

(End of this chapter)