The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 375 Lin Libai is extraordinary. Zhou Baowei, among you, there is one who still has some human form.
The students actually used the teacher's magic against the teacher; it's truly a reversal of the natural order.

This statement is certainly incorrect; it falls under the fallacy of composition, which states that what is true in a local or individual context is not necessarily true in the whole.

It's easy to refute this kind of statement. Biology teachers currently have a very simple, easy-to-understand, and biology-related method:
If ten men fuck you, you could be born in a month.

However, it's a bit too cliché; it fits biology, but not a teacher's description.

Moreover, he knew that Lin Li meant no harm, so it was more appropriate to keep such foul language to himself and use it as a reward for his leader.

So the biology teacher just smiled and gave up the idea of ​​continuing the class beyond the allotted time.
"Sigh, the top student in our grade has spoken, so even I, as the teacher, dare not disobey."

This is no joke. If Lin Li can consistently rank first in the grade, it's hard to say whether his status in the eyes of the school leaders is higher than that of an ordinary teacher.

"If Lin Li drops his biology score next time, I'll definitely bring this up again." The biology teacher joked, then waved his hand with a smile.
"Everyone, please go to the restroom early for the next biology class. We'll start from the preparatory bell to wrap up this lesson. Now, everyone go eat. I'll write the homework on the blackboard, and you can come back to it this afternoon."

"oh oh--"

"Thank you, teacher. Goodbye, teacher!"

"Shouldn't you thank me?"

Lin Li's inquiries went unanswered.

“But… there’s no chance anymore…” But unlike the others, Zhou Baowei wasn’t particularly happy.

"No, there's still a chance." But Lin Li stood up at this moment, his voice and eyes revealing determination.

"Hmm? Lin Li..."

Upon hearing this, a glimmer of light appeared in Zhou Baowei's already dim eyes as he looked at Lin Li expectantly, hoping that he could create a miracle.

Zhou Baowei believes in miracles, and miracles have happened to him before.

Once, Zhou Baowei only had twenty yuan left, but there were still six days until the next allowance. Believing in miracles, Zhou Baowei decided to buy a twenty-yuan lottery ticket.

Who would have thought that a miracle would actually happen!
—Zhou Baowei survived six days of hunger!
No wonder "Star Journey" says that people who believe in miracles are themselves as remarkable as miracles.

Anyone else would be dead by now!
Of course, after this incident, Zhou Baowei also fully understood the saying "the brighter the color, the more dangerous it is".

Lottery tickets are brightly colored, which is dangerous, but freebies are colorless, which is safe.

However, different people have different opinions on this. For example, Bai Bufan, who was taken advantage of for six days, disagreed—he felt like he was going to starve to death after being taken advantage of for six days.

As for Lin Li, after realizing Zhou Baowei's intentions, he changed his plans and went out to eat instead. Zhou Baowei couldn't follow him out and escaped a close call.

“Yes, I have a way,” Lin Li nodded quickly in response to Zhou Baowei’s expectant gaze, then glanced at Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei:

"But I need a little help. Do you have masks and hats? Hurry! Time is of the essence!"

“I have a mask…and I think I have a hat in the cabinet behind me…”

Zhou Baowei first took a box of masks from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li, telling him to take it himself. Then he rummaged through the storage cabinet and found a hat, looking quite surprised: "Found it!"

"OK! Leave it to me!" Lin Li grabbed the equipment and immediately rushed out the door.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei stared blankly at Lin Li's retreating figure.

I don't understand the purpose of this mask and hat.

Subsequently.

"Huh?! Who dropped their meal card on the ground?"

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"

The sound coming from that stairwell just now... it sounded like Lin Li speaking in a strained voice.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei exchanged a glance, then suddenly rushed out of the classroom and went down the corridor to look down.

At this moment, the figure wearing a hat and mask appeared outside the first-floor teaching building.

"Hey! Student in front! Did someone lose their meal card? The one behind them!"

"Hey kid, it sounds like a teacher is calling you from behind? Why don't you go back and check?"

"Holy crap! A hundred yuan! Who dropped it?"

"Holy crap! Everyone look! There are two squirrels mating in a tree! Oh my~ So embarrassing o(*////▽////*)q~"

Lin Li would shout in front of him or in another direction, then immediately lower his head, and then raise it again after a while, repeating this process.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei: "..."

Before our eyes, Lin Li's moves were proving remarkably effective.

Many people stopped and started checking their meal cards, while others turned to look in the direction of the teaching building. A few others gathered under the tree with curiosity, searching for the pair of mating squirrels.

"Such strong control."

"In MOBA games, if you have crowd control like this, it's hard to lose a team fight."

Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan had complicated expressions.

Meanwhile, the people downstairs spent a while verifying the information themselves. After checking with each other and confirming that it was indeed not true, they realized they had been tricked. Looking at Lin Li's departing figure, they angrily cursed:

"You motherfucker! You're lying!"

"You little brat! Don't let us catch you! Or you'll be in big trouble!"

"Does anyone know who he is? Damn!"

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei exchanged a glance, both forcibly suppressing the corners of their mouths.

So, when it came to improving himself versus weakening others, Lin Li resolutely chose the latter?

No wonder they 'wasted time' preparing masks and hats before the operation; it really was necessary to conceal their identities...

"Hahaha—Extraordinary! Who do you think researched this thing by Lin Li? How could someone be such a genius?"

Zhou Baowei finally couldn't hold back his laughter and burst out laughing, slapping the railing. The teaching building trembled slightly.

"It feels like Lin Li doesn't even need a TV at home, he has so much entertainment."

Bai Bufan nodded in agreement. He acknowledged that he still had a long way to go in terms of being a decent human being and that there was much he needed to learn.

As I said before, my vision was too narrow before. Born into this world, seeing Lin Li, I only felt like a frog in a well looking up at the moon. But today, after hearing this, I realize that seeing Lin Li is like a mayfly seeing the blue sky.

"If I had known Lin Li was planning to do this, I would have given him a stack of photocopied meal cards. That way, he could have kept them scattered around, which would have made more people suspicious of him."

Bai Bufan then belatedly felt a pang of regret, realizing that Lin Li's plan could have been improved and would have resulted in a win-win situation:
"It can also help Zeyu's plan to get rid of his meal card."

"That's really a pity."

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan, and Qu Wanqiu walked out of the classroom at this moment. They had also just 'hallucinated' Lin Li's voice, so they also gathered in front of the corridor handrail.

Watching the mysterious figure recede into the distance and almost disappear, Chen Yuying asked Bai Bufan with some uncertainty:
"Is that person... Lin Li?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan looked at Chen Yuying, thought for a moment, and then shook his head: "Class monitor, my personal suggestion is to just pretend he's not, and it would be more appropriate to just assume Lin Li is dead this noon."

Chen Yuying: "?"

What did Lin Li do this time?

Never mind, I'll just ask him at noon.

Ding Sihan frowned: "What is he going to do?"

"Buying food for someone."

"Working so hard, isn't it all to help Yingbao? Who is it?" Ding Sihan was more anxious than the emperor.

Bai Bufan pointed at Zhou Baowei, then raised his chin: "Come on, Baowei, give me a meow, show me how you won over Lin Li."

"Fuck you!" Zhou Baowei said through gritted teeth in a low voice.

This guy has never been so uninhibited in front of girls.

"Oh, it's Zhou Baowei," Ding Sihan nodded. "Wishing you a long and healthy life."

……

When Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei arrived late at the second floor of the cafeteria, they saw Lin Li looking dashing and having already found a seat.

Three dishes of food were already laid out in front of him—but there was only one serving of bibimbap, as it was limited.

"Holy crap, I actually got it!" Zhou Baowei immediately stepped forward and sat down, clasping his hands together in gratitude to Lin Li: "This is the best day of my life."

"Then your life is cheap." Lin Li chuckled first, then patted his chest, his voice slightly smug: "What I promise, I will definitely do. I told you—anyone with hands can do it!"

"Lin Li, you're really something," Zhou Baowei praised sincerely.

"Lin Li! Baowei's scolding of you is completely useless!" Bai Bufan suddenly frowned and looked at Zhou Baowei, disappointed in his lack of ambition: "Baowei, how could you repay kindness with enmity like this? It's like a modern version of the farmer and the snake!"

Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"

"No? Huh? How did I scold Lin Li? Bufan, my friendship with Lin Li is unbreakable. If you don't give me an explanation, I'm going to punish you by making you skip a meal."

Zhou Baowei said angrily and seriously, glancing at Bai Bufan's food out of the corner of his eye and licking his lips.

Lin Li also looked at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan is a well-trained dog, and Lin Li believes he won't pull a gun without reason.

So there will be follow-up.

As expected, Bai Bufan smiled faintly: "I presume you two have both studied mathematics and know about roots, powers, and square roots?"

"And I presume you two have studied Chinese and know Chinese characters, right?" "Then you should know that '厉' = 'square root of ten thousand' = 'hundred,' and '厉害' = 'hundred harms' = 'no benefit whatsoever.' I heard you clearly; Baowei just said 'Even if you stand tall, you'll gain nothing!'"

After Bai Bufan finished explaining his reasoning, he said to Zhou Baowei in a "no-profit" tone, "Hey! You troublemaker Zhou Baowei! You still dare to argue?!"

Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"

Damn you.

It must have been really hard work for Bai Bufan to come up with this whole thing.

Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li, pointed at Bai Bufan, and then pointed to the location of the head.

"Zhou Baowei! You fucking insulted me!" Lin Li grabbed Zhou Baowei by the collar of his school uniform, his expression ferocious. "You ungrateful bastard! I really misjudged you!"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

There are still experts here.

One dares to fabricate it, and the other dares to believe it. Fine, fine, you think you're Japanese idiots, huh?

"Idiot." It seemed that Zhou Baowei was giving these two a much better look. He slapped Lin Li's hand away, grabbed three servings of chopsticks, and rubbed his hands together, ready to start eating.

Do you know the real, modern version of the farmer and the snake?

After taking the chopsticks, Lin Li habitually scraped them left and right as if they were disposable chopsticks, and then said to the two of them.

"Go ahead," Bai Bufan said, somewhat expectantly.

Lin Li was a well-trained individual, and Bai Bufan believed he wouldn't act rashly.

A farmer found a frozen snake in the snow and took it back to his warm home. The following spring, he poured out a large jar of his treasured medicinal wine and nailed a sign to the spot where he found the snake, which read, "No defecating (at least cut it off before you do)."

Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan were delighted.

After saying that, Lin Li smiled and pointed to Zhou Baowei's bibimbap:
"By the way, Baowei, after that 'snake' melted, the color of the medicinal wine turned exactly the same as the sauce for your bibimbap."

Bai Bufan, who was originally going to make a sarcastic remark, changed his mind upon hearing this and instead added fuel to the fire: "If you put it that way, the stone in this stone pot bibimbap might be the stone in the medicinal wine, right?"

Zhou Bao disappeared with a laugh, and the laughter shifted to Bai Bufan and Lin Li.

Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth. Normally, he would have been furious by this time, but considering that Lin Li had bought the meal, he decided to hold back for now!

Now is not the time to discard someone after they've served their purpose!
"Alright, try it and see if it's really as delicious as they say."

After Zhou Baowei finished mixing, Lin Li and Bai Bufan reached out their spoons in unison.

Zhou Baowei, unusually, did not spit out his food to protect it.

However, when Lin Li scooped out too much food with one spoon, she couldn't help but bare her teeth at Lin Li and stop him with her chopsticks.

As a result of their struggle, a clump of rice fell onto the table.

"Lin Li!" Zhou Baowei cried out in anguish, "You beast!"

"Hurry! Baowei, according to the three-second rule, if you can pick up food within three seconds of it falling on the ground, germs won't have time to multiply. Eat it quickly!" Lin Li urged.

Actually, Lin Li didn't even need to remind him; before he even finished speaking, there were no rice balls left on the table.

Bai Bufan, standing beside them, suddenly became solemn and spoke to the two of them in a very heavy tone:
"I hope everyone doesn't blindly believe in the three-second rule. In fact, it's a very stupid rule."

"Oh?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei both looked at him upon hearing this. "What's wrong? Did you get diarrhea from eating something that was on the ground a few seconds ago? Are you in the hospital?"

Bai Bufan chuckled softly, a hint of desolate sorrow on his face:
"One day, I was squatting at my doorstep eating when I dropped a piece of meat on the ground. I believed in the three-second theorem, so I quickly picked it up and ate it. But I noticed a strong smell of chicken poop. I looked down and, damn it, the meat was still on the ground."

Bai Bufan's story ends here.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei laughed so hard they were shaking, lightly tapping the table with their fists.

What a fascinating experience! It's a shame Bai Bufan doesn't go on Zhihu to make up stories.

"So blindly pursuing speed is meaningless! Accuracy and ruthlessness are more important than speed!" Bai Bufan roared.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei laughed even more heartily.

Bai Bufan felt a sense of accomplishment seeing the smiles on their faces, then pointed with his chopsticks at Zhou Baowei's bibimbap:
"By the way, Baowei, the chicken droppings I ate the other day were exactly the same color and size as the meat in yours."

Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"

Zhou Bao disappeared again, his laughter transferring to Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"Bai Bufan! I'll beat you to a pulp!"

If you can't deal with Lin Li, then you can at least deal with me?
Remember, Zhou Bao only throws punches at the strong, so now that he's been disgusted twice, he chooses to be angry and take action.

"No, why did it change when it came to me—"

Before Bai Bufan could finish speaking, Zhou Baowei's hand was already there.

The two started fighting.

"Garlic birds, garlic birds, you two can't win against each other," Lin Li chuckled as he tried to mediate. "This is the cafeteria, especially since Bao is so heavy. Fighting here could easily hurt innocent people. If you want to fight, go somewhere open..."

Then Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said, "Come on, Bufan, take out your wallet. You two go inside and fight."

Bai Bufan, who was originally being unilaterally suppressed and was still struggling, suddenly broke down and laughed out loud.

"Lin Li, what kind of open space is this?! Is my wallet some kind of magic treasure? How am I supposed to get in?!" Bai Bufan finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Isn't it spacious?" Lin Li asked rhetorically, his tone so calm it didn't even sound like a question.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bai Bufan opened his mouth but then closed it again.

Hey, password, you're so mean, aren't you? It's hurtful.

Bai Bufan was now tempted to reveal his true identity.

Actually... I'm a hidden millionaire.

Of course, that's why I haven't found his money yet; he's still hidden.

After Lin Li's persuasion, the two finally gave up their idea of ​​fighting and started eating normally.

—This had nothing to do with Lin Li's words of advice; the main reason was that Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei discovered that Lin Li had started stealing their food.

"This bibimbap is just average, not bad, but not particularly delicious either."

After taking a few bites, Lin Li shared his opinion.

“I think it’s pretty good. Lin Li, you probably eat out too much. If it were open for business without limits, I would probably come here often.” Zhou Baowei held a slightly different opinion: “But if it’s like fighting over food every time, then forget it.”

“I agree,” Bai Bufan nodded, then looked at the window sill on the second floor:

"Is our school outsourced or self-operated? Can we bring in more variety? This is a great attempt. It would be great to have one of the three giants: Shaxian snacks, braised chicken rice, and Lanzhou ramen."

"It's my turn! It's my turn! It's my turn!" Zhou Baowei suddenly raised his hand excitedly.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei, who seemed startled, with surprise: "Huh? Baowei? What's wrong?"

"I can't really say about Shaxian snacks and Lanzhou ramen, but I have some knowledge of braised chicken rice, and I can let you eat it right here at school!" Zhou Baowei said sincerely.

"How so?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan asked with interest.

Zhou Baowei revealed a wicked smile:
"First, stuff rice into your crotch in the morning. Second, poop in your pants. Third, let it sit for a day or two. That way, as long as you don't take your pants off frequently, you can have a hot bowl of braised chicken rice at noon or in the afternoon!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan: "..."

Although insulting food was a difficult choice for Zhou Baowei, a choice that would hurt both himself and his enemy, he had to admit that he felt incredibly relieved at that moment.

"That's fair, each person gets to annoy the other once..." Zhou Baowei remarked.

Lin Li was stunned: "Huh? Bao Wei, you were trying to disgust me? I was even thinking of giving it a try."

Bai Bufan nodded: "Give me a bowl later, and I'll split the cost of the pants with you."

Lin Li: "Okay, but there's no need to change your pants. You can just wash them and use them, or you don't even need to wash them. It's like the broth of braised pork, the longer you use it, the more addictive it becomes."

Bai Bufan shook his head: "We don't have to change it, but we still have to wash it after use. Food safety is paramount."

Lin Li: "Yes, mine too."

"..."

Watching the two people earnestly discussing and analyzing production techniques.

Zhou Baowei: "(；☉_☉)?"

Your mother.

It turns out that it wasn't just one person who felt disgusted once.

I was disgusted by three people five times during one meal.

Damn it, I've lost my appetite.

Damn it, I'm not eating this bibimbap!

Well, I guess I made that decision a bit too impulsively.

I eat eat eat eat!

(End of this chapter)