The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 382 Lin Li Can Also Belong to the Night

Lin Licai had barely finished speaking when he immediately realized that he had indeed been somewhat careless.

For example, someone like Stephen Hawking, who is paralyzed from the waist down, probably wouldn't mind if someone hit his testicles a few more times; it wouldn't make a difference anyway.

But can you say he's not a man? Of course not. The fact that this guy is on Epstein's list and enjoying life on Lolita Island is enough to prove he's a man.

Okay, to be even more precise, I think we should say he's a field person—after all, this man has no strength down there.

However, seeing that Chen, Ding, and Qu's thinking was not as broad as his own and that they had not thought of this, Lin Li did not raise any objections, so he did not add any further descriptions or fill in any gaps.

Qu Wanqiu remained silent.

Is that so?
Now that Lin Li says it... it does seem to be true...

wrong!

"Wait! Lin Li! You're talking nonsense again! Having children is a reward for having children! It's because of having children that we are willing to endure this pain!"
Kicking, kicking... kicking you doesn't bring any reward! So who would want to come here for no reason!
If there were no child in return, the woman wouldn't say something like, "Come on, cut me open!"

Qu Wanqiu, who had almost gotten caught up in the deception, immediately regained her confidence and loudly questioned Lin Li after realizing that he was being sophistical.

Lin Li blinked.

Actually, if you kick gently, conceiving is quite easy, but that's too vulgar a statement to say in front of the opposite sex, so Lin Li just chuckled.
"Very good, little pigtail, you still have a brain, I'm very pleased."

"So pleased with you, my foot!" Qu Wanqiu scoffed, then, seeing Bai Bufan still looking like he'd ascended to heaven, she raised her chin and asked with concern:
"But I believe he must be in a lot of pain. Aren't you going to take him to the infirmary?"

"That works too." Lin Li nodded.

"No!" It was Bai Buji himself who refused. He slightly raised his head, revealing a strained smile befitting a strong new mother to Chen Dingqu and the other two: "I'm fine, thank you for your concern."

"No need for a medical room or anything like that."

Lin Li nodded: "You girls should leave first. Actually, any look you give us now is just a secondary injury to Buji."

Upon hearing this, the three of them couldn't help but want to laugh, but felt it wasn't appropriate to laugh.

"Then let's go."

Lin Lishun then handed the water he had just taken a few sips of to Chen Yuying:
“They’ll steal my water anyway, so take it with you. I’ll ask you for it later. As payment, you can sneak a few sips; I don’t mind.”

"I don't want to reward you."

"So you're going to punish me by spitting things in there?"

"Disgusting~ Don't say it anymore." Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li reproachfully, then left with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.

"Oh, oh—" Bai Bufan slowly sat up, groaning as he did so.

Then, a cold gaze fell on Lin Li: "Damn it, Lin Li, you knew this was secondary harm, yet you brought them along to watch and chatted with them for so long?!"

Lin Li revealed an innocent smile.

However, Bai Bufan didn't care anymore. He wanted to kill someone else more, so he grinned and said, "Where is Zeyu?!"

"I went to the supermarket to buy you some snacks as a gift," Lin replied immediately.

"Well, he's smart enough to be spared. Let him live." Bai Bufan nodded, his anger subsiding somewhat.

After rummaging around to make sure he could still use it, he sighed and exclaimed, "Lin Li, I'm increasingly impressed by that 'Happy Brand Razor Blade' guy. How could he just give it away? I figured I should keep this even if I didn't need it..."

“Indeed, just thinking about it hurts,” Zhang Haoyang nodded, wiping sweat with a tissue, then asked Lin Li and Bai Bufan with some confusion:

"Hey, Lin Li, Bu Fan, tell me, this thing is so important yet so fragile, why hang it outside? Wouldn't it be better to put it inside the body? It's useless outside, what are we going to use it for? But if we go inside and then knock on the door, it makes no sense, right?"

"What a clever knock." Bai Bufan couldn't help but exclaim.

Lin Li thought for a moment and gave his answer: "I think it might be because once a creature goes into heat, it frantically sends the message 'I want to mate' to its brain."

But everyone here knows that mating isn't something you can just do whenever you want. So, after getting annoyed by the questions, the brain responds with "Go somewhere cool and stay there," and then it just hangs in the shade of your crotch.

"Damn, awesome." Zhang Haoyang laughed and gave a thumbs up.

“Lin Li does have a brain,” Bai Bufan nodded in approval, then reached out to Zhang Haoyang: “Haoyang, give me a piece of paper. Whew—I can’t even tell if I’m sweating cold sweat or hot sweat.”

"Row."

At this moment, Lin Li looked down at his thighs.

Where did my paper go?

when.

Did I get hit by a shard of glass?

So Lin Li smiled gently and reached out to Zhang Haoyang: "Haoyang, give me your life, phew—I can't even tell if you're going to bleed cold blood or hot blood."

……

Night self-study.

There are no teachers on duty.

"This lever arm, tsk..." Bai Bufan scratched his hair in frustration and nudged Lin Li. "Lin Li, how do I answer this question?"

Lin Li glanced at it; it was a challenging physics question.

Since it was already finished, there was no need to analyze the question or think about it; the guidance was immediate.

"For a state of equilibrium to occur, forces must cancel each other out; not only must the net force be zero, but the net torque must also be zero... What causes the billboard to tend to rotate clockwise is gravity mg, and its lever arm is the horizontal distance, which is half the length of the billboard..."

"...So we can conclude that T is approximately 288.7 N, the net force is 280 N, and the direction is 59° to the upper left."

"This is the answer. Calculate it yourself, and you'll understand once it matches."

"Damn, awesome." Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li's smooth and flowing solution process on the draft paper. By the time he realized he was going to praise him, Lin Li had already gone back to his own work and was studying classical Chinese again.

Looking at the numerous ideas scattered across the draft paper, and then at his own ideas in the exercise book, Bai Bufan shook his head.

Damn you.

Bai Bufan sometimes really wondered if he had steel doors growing on his hands, otherwise why would he write nothing but excrement?

Damn physics.

Sigh, I'll just keep writing.

"..."

"Lin Li, it suddenly dawned on me!"

Lin Li was packing his things—it was time to go to the multi-functional classroom to continue his competition tutoring session. The list of those who advanced hadn't been released yet, but it should have been revised by now. In principle, tonight's process would be to inform them of the list and explain the exam papers.

Hearing this low gasp, Lin Li stopped what he was doing and turned to look at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan was still looking at the problem that he had explained to him ten minutes ago, but now he had a silly smile on his lips and bright eyes, as if he had come up with something amazing.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li raised an eyebrow in confusion.

Bai Bufan gestured exaggeratedly with his hand in front of his chest, and Yin laughed:
"To achieve balance, the combined force of several forces needs to be zero. Lin Li, think about it, don't almost all those beast girls with big tails have a super-powerful lightning bolt?"

“And those beast girls without the Great Thunder,” Bai Bufan pointed to the center of the billboard on the exercise book:
"In order to reduce the extra backward and downward torque brought by the tail, I chose to become a loli, lowered the center of gravity, and improved the stability of the body. With such a small body and a low center of gravity, the support surface is relatively stable, and the force of the tail is not easy to overturn them."

"This is why beast girls are only either sexy mature women or cute lolis, and there are almost no intermediate types like 'normal body + giant tail'. The laws of mechanics are constraining the world of anime..."

Lin Li: "..."

Another student has gone crazy studying physics.

Fortunately, it was Bai Bufan who went crazy.

So the physics community just lost an insignificant person.

Although what Bai Bufan said does make some sense.

Feeling Lin Li's pitying gaze, Bai Bufan couldn't hold back any longer and rested his chin on the table, laughing resignedly:

"Physics, the science of sciences, is really disgusting. Fortunately, it's only taught in the first year of high school. As long as I don't choose it, I'll be free in the second year."

"Then you'll have to be unable to apply for nearly half of the university majors in the future," Lin Li said with a smile.

In the four major science disciplines of science, engineering, agriculture, and medicine, students are generally required to take physics and chemistry as elective subjects. These majors account for about 40% of all majors, which is the same number as majors that do not have any elective subject requirements.

Lin Li himself doesn't care about this. He's an all-rounder now and has no goal regarding his university major. In fact, when one gains a systematic approach to life, university majors become irrelevant.

Therefore, the subject you choose depends entirely on who you plan to be classmates with later.

With Chen Yuying, or Bai Bufan?

Alas, the drawbacks of monogamy became apparent at this time.

The thought of how, in the second year of high school, everyone in this class would be scattered throughout the school building filled Lin Li with a sense of melancholy.

Is it true that when we gather, we're a pile of shit, but when we part, we're a sky full of stars?

Tomorrow's parent-teacher meeting will cover these subject selection topics. Xue Jian is probably preparing materials right now. He must be very reluctant to part with everyone and doesn't want that day to come.
“You’re right,” Bai Bufan raised an eyebrow upon hearing this, “but I don’t think I’d want to study those majors either… or maybe not. Never mind, I’ll decide later. Maybe I’ll become a physics genius next semester.”

"Bufan, do you know how to determine if someone is a physics genius?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan. "I have a very reliable method with an extremely high accuracy rate."

"Oh? How so?" Bai Bufan asked, somewhat curious.

Lin Li: "The accuracy rate of directly judging that he is not a physics genius is as high as 99%."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Your mother.

But it seems that it really is true.

Too robust.

"You guys who are good at science are really something, always so high and mighty when choosing your majors,"

Unable to console himself, Bai Bufan began to curse others, scraping the white paint stains on his desk with a compass, gritting his teeth: "I miss the Middle Ages so much. Back then, liberal arts students were the most noble, and science students could be burned at the stake..."

Lin Li: "?"

After a moment of stunned silence, Lin Li smiled and immediately followed up:

"That's true. Scientists and witches were incredibly popular in the Middle Ages, but unfortunately, not many people became them back then."

If you were to ask who was the most hygienic in the Middle Ages, the answer would undoubtedly be witches and scientists, since they were sterilized by high temperatures.

Bai Bufan raised an eyebrow, leaned closer and whispered, "Lin Li, you said burning things is for your ancestors, so what do you think the ancestors of Europeans would do if they saw a bunch of witches being burned?"

“Damn it, you dead witch,” Lin replied immediately.

Bai Bugan squinted: "Is 'I swear' a verb or an interjection?"

Lin Li remained silent, only beginning to smile, and Bai Bufan followed suit with the same smile.

The two were about to point and discuss, continuing to calculate their merits for the day—

"clatter."

As the fluorescent lights above went out with their last hum, the entire classroom was completely swallowed by pure darkness.

After a brief silence, the crowd erupted in a burst of barely suppressed surprise, curiosity, and excitement in the darkness.

"Holy crap?!"

"Power outage?!"

When the clamor from the entire teaching building and even the teachers' building across the street rose and fell, the answer was self-evident—the whole school was indeed experiencing a power outage.

Bai Bufan's mind raced at that moment, and his pupils contracted slightly.

A power outage means... no electricity!

There was no electricity and no light! Everyone was in complete darkness!
What does this mean?
This means that the boundless darkness instantly became the perfect cover for everyone!
Those thoughts that are hidden in the corners of one's heart, restless and even sinful, now have the perfect opportunity to be released at will.

In a very short time, Bai Bufan sorted out this logic.

A long time ago, someone asked Bai Bufan a question.

If murder were no longer illegal, who would you kill first?
Bai Bufan's answer at the time was firm and powerful.

—"I'm fucking hiding!"
Murder? Murder the market! If murder were legal, Bai Bufan couldn't even imagine how many people he would become the target of; he'd probably be chopped into mincemeat the moment he stepped outside.

This is Bai Bufan's self-confidence.

So, almost at the same instant his thoughts were clear—the moment Bai Bufan realized that someone might continue committing crimes in the dark, he immediately covered his groin with his left hand and his buttocks with his right.

Follow his quick left and right hand movements, then repeat the quick right and left hand movements~
The next second, Bai Bufan felt a large hand cover the back of the hand on his buttocks.

"What the heck? Why is it locked?" Lin Li's voice came from the left, sounding somewhat surprised.

Bai Bufan: "(へ╬)!!"

See, see! Bai Bufan knew it would turn out this way!
Even a second's delay will lead to disaster!
"Damn it, Lin Li, you bastard!" Bai Bufan said angrily.

However, Lin Li did not respond to Bai Bufan, because in the darkness he saw something more interesting, so he shouted, "Wang Ze, even in this state, you're still insisting on playing on your phone, right?"

"Lin Li? How do you know?" Wang Ze turned his head and asked in shock.

The pale, eerie light emanating from the tiny screen on his face stood out like a lighthouse in the pitch-black classroom.

"It would be strange if they didn't know that, right?" The whole class burst into laughter.

Wang Ze did it on purpose, of course. He turned off his phone, put it in the drawer, and then let out an exaggerated sigh of relief: "Luckily, no teachers are on duty tonight, otherwise I would have been caught red-handed."

"That's a pity indeed."

"Holy crap!" Wang Ze screamed.

"what happened?"

He began anxiously calling out for help into the classroom:
"Everyone, I dropped my glasses. Could any guys come and help me find them? Round face, buzz cut, and beard preferred. If neither of you have any, just wear white socks. I can even borrow some white socks, but only guys, girls please don't come and pick them up. I'll chase you away if you do. Thanks for your cooperation."

"Damn, Wang Ze, you weren't even wearing glasses, what could you have lost? Can't you come up with a more human-like excuse?" Bai Bufan laughed and scolded.

"Wouldn't it be even more inappropriate if I dropped the soap on the floor in the classroom?" Wang Ze retorted confidently.

"Well-reasoned and irrefutable. That bastard Wang Ze is really reliable. Lin Li, I think we need Prometheus... um? Where is he?"

Bai Bufan turned his head and teased Lin Li about the spot where he had just been standing, while habitually reaching out to put his hand to the side, only to find that he had reached out to touch nothing.

I ran my hand over the cold tabletop and the still-warm chair, and it was indeed gone.

Instantly, Bai Bufan's internal alarm bells rang at the highest level.

A sense of responsibility as Lin Li's deskmate made him stand up and speak urgently in the darkness:
"Attention! Attention! All departments and units, attention! Lin Li has disappeared! I repeat! Lin Li has disappeared! His position is vacant! The situation is unclear!"

A brief silence was followed by a clamor:

"What? Lin Li is missing?"

"Stop it! What kind of horror story is this?!"

"Ahhh, Mommy! I want my mommy! I'm scared! I'm so afraid!"

"Zeyu, that 'looking for your mother' thing is too sneaky. You'd better just be looking for your mother because you're afraid of Lin Li—"

Immediately, a series of screeching sounds of chair legs scraping against the ground erupted from the back row. Everyone instinctively pressed their bodies tightly against the walls, desks, and chair backs, trying to shrink their bodies from the darkness.

In the tense atmosphere, there were choked sobs and laughter from the guys, all of whom were afraid.

This is the formidable power of Lin Li, terrifying indeed.

To everyone's surprise, after crying for a long time, no victims have yet appeared.

When Zhang Haoyang opened the back door of the classroom, letting in the faint moonlight, the outline of the back of the classroom was barely visible.

Using this faint light, everyone's eyes swept around, and indeed—Lin Li's seat was empty, and he was nowhere to be seen in the back row either.

Where is this bastard?

……

Ding Sihan's voice continued to chatter in the darkness:

"...When will the power come back on? I haven't finished my homework yet. But can I go straight back to my dorm tonight? It's good that it's almost December. It would be terrible if it were summer."

Although she was complaining, Ding Sihan's tone was lighthearted.

For students, any unexpected event that breaks the monotony of the learning process is filtered through a lens of happiness.

Now, if someone calls, more than half of them will have a smile on their face.

Then the next second, the laughter stopped, and regret struck.

"Yuying, is your desk lamp still powered? Mine seems to be about to die." After talking to herself for a while, seeing that Chen Yuying hadn't said anything, Ding Sihan turned her head and poked her to ask.

"Huh? Hmm?... What did you say?" Chen Yuying's reaction was somewhat slow, her voice carrying a hint of absent-mindedness and nervousness.

"Yingbao!!! You haven't been listening to me at all, hmm..." Ding Sihan pouted in the darkness, drawing out her words as she began to whine.

"No, no." Chen Yuying's voice was even lower, carrying a panicked attempt to cover up her misunderstanding.

"Yue—" Lin Li vomited.

Ding Sihan: "Yingbao~~ You still say you didn't—"

"..."

Ding Sihan's prepared questioning of Chen Yuying came to an abrupt halt.
The expression on her face first froze, as if the pause button had been pressed, then gradually disappeared until she was expressionless.

Wait a moment.

Did I just hear someone vomit?

And the sound of vomiting sounded strangely familiar, haha.

Ding Sihan narrowed her eyes coldly, stood on tiptoe, leaned forward slightly, and cast her gaze at the aisle floor next to Chen Yuying.

What a big black rat!

Before Ding Sihan could shout out the big black rat's name, she heard a hiss from the other side and heard a waving hand.

At the same time, Chen Yuying's left hand quickly and with a little force tugged at Ding Sihan's clothes.

"Eh?"

Ding Sihan swallowed the name that was about to come out of her mouth, her curiosity bursting forth instantly.

These two people's reactions are strange!
There is melon!

Ding Sicha! Move out!
Ding Sihan then leaned against Chen Yuying, almost lying on her lap, and nuzzled her head close to Lin Li.

"What are you doing?"

Lin Li didn't answer, but simply tapped the smartwatch on his right hand with his chin.

As the dial lit up with an extremely faint, pale white light that could only illuminate a small area, Ding Sihan's gaze moved downwards following the light.

Two hands were clearly reflected at the edge of the watch's faint, firefly-like halo.

They didn't overlap randomly, but rather in an extremely intimate way, under the shadow of the desks, under the cover of the surrounding noise, in a dark corner unknown to anyone—

Their fingers were intertwined, perfectly aligned.

The skin, conveying excitement and sweetness, pressed against hers, isolating the noisy classroom.

(End of this chapter)