The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 395 The Yang family's child inherited his father's infertility
Seeing Chen Yuying's smile, Lin Li felt his resentment vanish; that smile had such charm.

As the poem "Fragment" says, you stand on the bridge admiring the scenery, while someone in a building admires you.

Lin Li's smile, in the eyes of others, also possesses an equally powerful charm.

For example, after hearing this, Wang Yuezhi felt not only that the smoke had dissipated, but that he was almost completely annihilated.

Damn it! Do you guys really have to eat this darn little cake in the classroom...?

Why do you look so gloomy?

Chen Yuying's voice came softly.

Wang Yuezhi's heart skipped a beat. He turned his head and pretended to tidy up the schoolbag hanging on the chair, but actually took the opportunity to sized up the two of them before continuing to wear a sullen face.

—As expected, he wasn't talking to himself.

Although he didn't have much hope, Wang Yuezhi still couldn't help but think about the possibility of something going wrong.

What if Chen Yuying and Lin Li are actually together just to make her jealous...?

Wang Yuezhi couldn't stand the thought anymore and covered his face with one hand.

My thinking is gradually becoming less like that of a person.

back row.

"Because I don't know how a normal human would write a speech, I'm at a loss for words." Lin Li heard Chen Yuying's concern, turned his head and shook the blank sheet of paper in his hand, shrugging his shoulders.

"Do you want me to give you some advice?" Chen Yuying said with a smile.

"I want you." Without warning, Lin Li suddenly moved closer to the girl, staring intently at her, and uttered those two words softly but firmly. After pausing for a few seconds, he continued softly:
Give me some advice.

Chen Yuying blinked, her heart skipping a beat, her pretty face slightly flushed. Now she knew just how much her prank had hurt Lin Li.

Yes, it is indeed very bad.

But I will dare next time.

Composing herself, Chen Yuying clenched her fist and pushed Lin Li's face away as he leaned in, introducing:

"Normally, a speech should have a compelling theme and content, but speeches for military drills are just a formality. Nobody really listens, so there's no need to put in any effort. Just use a template from the internet and tweak it a bit."

Chen Yuying has indeed given this kind of task-oriented speech many times since she was a child, so she is quite experienced.

Lin Li's eyes lit up.

"Arigato Mei Yang Yang Sang!" Lin Li immediately sat down at his desk and began to write furiously.

But the bright look in his eyes made Chen Yuying feel something was wrong.

"Why did you start writing right away?" Chen Yuying asked curiously. "If you're going to use a template, won't you wait until you get home tonight to look up information and work on it?"

"This is a task assigned by the principal, and I think it's better to put my heart into it. But your suggestion, class monitor, is very helpful. It's like a revelation to me. Now, everything in my speech will be moving!"

Lin Li was writing with focused speed. Although he turned his face away when he heard this, his eyes remained fixed on the manuscript.

Seeing the confident Lin Li, Chen Yuying smiled with relief: That's great, there must be something wrong!

So she stepped forward and took Lin Li's draft paper directly.

"Clothes hangers, feather dusters, spiked clubs, flail hammers, baseball bats, flashing double-headed dragons..."

Seeing that the manuscript had been taken away, Lin Li was not in a hurry to get it back. Instead, he looked at Chen Yuying expectantly, seeking her approval: "Look, aren't these contents very touching?"

Chen Yuying: "..."

"Hmm." Chen Yuying remained silent for a while before finally nodding.

It's so touching.

It not only touched the older generation, but also the next generation.

"But what kind of weapon is this 'Shining Twin-Headed Dragon'? I've never heard of it before."

Chen Yuying, sensing something strange had been mixed in, felt both curious and puzzled.

"That's not important," Lin Li chuckled dismissively, holding out his hand. "Quick, give it back to me while my inspiration is flowing, let me continue writing—"

"Sigh, why did Teacher Xue and Principal Wang entrust this matter to you?"

Chen Yuying crumpled the manuscript paper into a roll, tapped it on Lin Li, and then said with a smile:

"Alright, I'll prepare your speech for you."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li reached out and smoothed his hair, his voice sounding frivolous: "Tsk, it seems I'm still too charming, even this kind of thing has people vying to do it for me."

Chen Yuying smiled and said, "Lin Li, I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for Class Four."

Wang Yuezhi: "!"

Did you hear me?!

She actually has her own things to do! Even Zhuo Yongfei couldn't refute her this time! She really cares about me!
They even specifically removed Lin Li from their hearts to make room for it! That makes it even more valuable!

My eavesdropping at noon today was worth it!

Then Wang Yuezhi couldn't hold back any longer and covered his face with both hands.

Why am I like this...?

"We can't let Class Four's reputation be ruined by you. The inside is already rotten; if we lose face too, everything will be over," Chen Yuying continued.

Yingbao's words were surprisingly sincere.

Lin Li rubbed her head and shook his head, not really intending to leave his work to Chen Yuying: "I'll do it myself. Don't worry, I won't do any more work. I'll go home and copy and paste it together to write a good draft."

"It's okay, leave it to me, it'll be quick. You have no experience, you definitely won't do as well as me," Chen Yuying said nonchalantly.

"Old Jian asked me to give it to him this week, which means by Friday. You don't have a computer, so you won't have time."

“I can just borrow his computer,” Chen Yuying thought for a moment, then laughed out loud: “He would probably be very, very supportive of me.”

Lin Li raised an eyebrow. "That's true."

Xue Jian would probably be laughing so hard he'd snot bubbles would come out of his nose if he heard this.

Of course, this is on the premise that you only know "Chen Yuying helped Lin Li out of a sense of responsibility as class monitor", and not that "Chen Yuying and Lin Li are dating". If you know the latter, Xue Jian would probably be so angry that he would smear snot bubbles on Lin Li's clothes.

Seeing Chen Yuying's insistence, and considering that it wasn't a troublesome task, Lin Li nodded, secretly pleased but outwardly agreeing to hand it over to her.

Is this the happiness of having everything handed to you?

“Looks like I’ll have to do the rest myself,” Lin Li stood up, showing off his chicken feet, “I guess I’ll have to practice Iron Mountain Lean!”

"Huh?" Chen Yuying asked, puzzled.

“I’m practicing dodging. A friend of mine had his ear smashed by Black Cat Sheriff during a speech… Speeches are dangerous, and I don’t want to repeat his mistake.”

Lin Li looked nostalgic and said sadly.

Chen Yuying blinked, reluctant to admit that she had almost gotten used to it.

I wonder if Lin Li has a friend who got attacked by trolls during a speech and felt utterly disheartened?
Lin Li: "Oh right, I have another friend..."

Chen Yuying smiled.

Sigh, the girl patted her head and decided to consider her good deeds undeducted.

……

Wednesday, early morning.

"No prior criminal record, is this the first time?"

"Ah."

"He's quite young, and he has hands and feet, so why would he choose the path of petty theft, a path of no return?"

After idly reading the information he found on his phone, Yang Liang looked at the thief squatting on the ground beside him and sighed with a hint of regret.

"I'm short of money," the thief squatting on the ground replied sullenly.
"What's the use of having hands and feet? They can't bring any change to my life. Manual labor only earns me so little money. When my monthly salary comes in, I don't check the details. I think it's a refund for something I bought..."

"Making money is easy if you have hands and feet. Have you ever considered accidentally sticking your hands and feet into a machine while you're working? I guarantee you could earn more than 'that little bit' that way, starting at 500,000."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li offered advice that seemed like a guiding light in life, but then added a word of caution:
"But you have to be careful to be a little more accurate when you're not careful. Last time I was at the factory, I was about to accidentally drop it into the machine."

Disappointingly, he accidentally fell on his female colleague's butt, resulting in an epic fall that left his tongue sticking out and licking it a few times due to gravity. Because of this mistake, instead of earning 500,000, he lost 500,000.

Thief:"……"

You were very careless.

"Stop coming up with crooked ideas here!"

Yang Liang reached out and slapped Lin Li on the head in an annoyed tone.

"Then let me offer something more substantial?" Seeing that Yang Liang seemed determined to continue the fight, Lin Li dodged to the side, then his expression became more serious as he looked at the thief, his words sincere and gentle:
"Dude, shortcuts are always crooked paths, hard work is the right way, and how can there be no change if you work hard?"

"Don't limit your vision to the present. Look at my Uncle Yang, he's the best example..."

Linli points towards Yangliang.

Seeing that Lin Li wanted to use him as a positive example, Yang Liang straightened his posture.

“When he was young, he was just like you, really poor, but my uncle worked hard and steadily for a few years, and his life changed: he was no longer young.”

Thief, Yang Liang: "?"

"hiss--"

Lin Li, who had just been kicked in the butt by the beam, gasped in shock.

“You’re here too, kid. From now on, you’re being treated like a suspect,” Yang Liang said with a smirk. “I shouldn’t have believed you could speak like a human being.”

Lin Li: "Uncle, are you still young?"

Lin Li felt that what he had just said was not wrong.

Yang Liang took a deep breath and gradually smiled: "Lin Li, do you know that when I was on duty last time, my baton accidentally fell out and rolled five or six times on the suspect's face, knocking a tooth out of it and onto the ground?"

Oh my god, why didn't you say so earlier!

Lin Li realized that there was something wrong with what he had just said.

However, Uncle Yang has a pretty good learning ability, and meeting his mentor is a blessing for him.

Lin Li then squatted down next to the thief.

Also, here are some suggestions for thieves around you:
"Your head-covering posture isn't correct. Don't tuck your fingers into your hair, press your wrists down to protect the back of your head. Also, keep your face low so these cops can't see your expressions; it'll easily provoke them. And keep your legs together, don't spread them apart, that way you'll be less of a target." The thief: "?"

Dude, why are you so skilled at this?

"Why hasn't Aosong come back yet?" Seeing that Lin Li had finally behaved himself, Yang Liang muttered to himself, leaning against the police car and using his phone.

It is 1 a.m.

As for why the three of them gathered here, it was similar to the previous situation: Lin Li obtained new information about the thieves' crimes from Li Sheng, and then brought the two of them over.

Yan Aosong was cleaning up the mess in the community at the moment, and also briefly explained the situation to the residents who had been woken up.

Since the mission was only one step away from completion, Lin Li didn't need to create any unnecessary complications or resort to bribery. So this time, Lin Li didn't cause any trouble and simply followed the instructions of the two men.

That's why we're not catching thieves anymore, but instead watching over them with Yang Liang.

"Coming, coming." Perhaps Yang Liang's urging on the phone had an effect, because Yan Aosong soon appeared jogging over.

"What about the remaining suspect?" Yang Liang asked.

“I’ve asked the residents of the community to help me control the situation,” Yan Aosong said as he walked over, gesturing for the thief to get up and come with him. He then spoke to Lin Li and Yang Liang:
"Your colleagues will be here soon, Yangliang, why don't you take Lin Li home first?"

“Okay.” Yang Liang didn’t stand on ceremony and got into the police car without hesitation. He started the engine and waved to Lin Li, signaling him to get in.

"This parting may be our last, my friend. I, Bai Bufan, will give you one last piece of advice from the bottom of my heart," Lin Li sighed, his eyes moistening, and before standing up, he spoke to the thief:
"Remember this, you can't buy happiness with money..."

The thief, who had been looking on with confusion and curiosity about what the man was going to say, lost all interest and rolled his eyes when he heard it was another motivational quote.

"Because you have no money."

There was no lengthy sermon, just a concise half-sentence. After saying that, Lin Li got into the police car, the vehicle started, and drove away.

Thief: "(；☉_☉)?"

Why is this chicken soup still Western-style chicken soup—it has knives in it?

You're talking about opening your heart? You're talking about opening my heart, aren't you?
The guy ran away right after he finished speaking, and the thief felt like the other guy was being a jerk.

In the car.

"Lin Li, when do you plan to collect the banner and reward this time?"

Yang Liang, who had learned about the situation from Yan Aosong over the weekend, inquired about it while driving.

"Save it, save it, save it for now, and use it later when you have the chance."

Lin Li seemed not to notice Yang Liang's sarcastic tone, and simply scratched the back of his head and chuckled.

"You've managed to keep this kind of thing going on for so long, sigh," Yang Liang shook his head, laughing and scolding, "When the 'later' comes, will it be your turn to threaten my wife and children?"

"If you agree without resistance, I usually won't be so wicked right away." Lin Li was a little embarrassed and covered her face shyly.

Lin Li was taken aback, then suddenly looked up: "Uncle Yang, you have a child?"

Isn't Uncle Yang infertile?
"Why can't I have children?" Upon hearing this question, Yang Liang swallowed his original rant, wondering why Lin Li would ask such a question.

"Is your child... adopted?" Lin Li asked tentatively.

“He’s my own child! He looks just like me!” So ​​Yang Liang’s voice immediately rose eight octaves.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a change in someone's expression. Yang Liang's lips twitched slightly: "Lin Li, were you just looking at my child with pity? Does he look that pitiful just because he looks like me?"

“That’s not what I meant,” Lin Li shook his head, deciding to get straight to the point: “Uncle Yang, aren’t you infertile?”

Yang Liang: "?"

"No?" This was a very important and sensitive issue of face for a man, and Yang Liang felt it had reached the point where he had to stop the car and have a proper discussion, so he stopped the car and then turned to look at Lin Li:
"Who gave you all this false information?"

"Who is maliciously slandering me? Which criminal I arrested? Or a colleague?"

"neither."

"Who is that?"

Lin Li gave an awkward smile: "I guessed it myself."

Yang Liang: "?"

Why did you guess that?

"Uncle... before answering this question, may I ask you why you suddenly decided to take me in as your son?" Lin Li asked cautiously.

Lin Li felt that Yang Liang had no successor because of this incident. He was pleased to see that he was an outstanding young man and tried to make him take over the family business.

Yang Liang suddenly fell silent.

After a long silence, Yang Liang suddenly smiled with relief, started driving again, shook his head, and said with emotion, "Lin Li, thank you."

"Huh? Uncle? What are you thanking me for?"

Yang Liang smiled gently and kindly: "Thank you for not accepting me as your father, which saved me from a disaster."

Lin Li blinked, thinking back to the past and then to the present.

Before I knew it, a long time had passed, and perhaps I could be considered half a friend of Yangliang.

Lin Li laughed out loud and complained, "Uncle, you're going to kill the conversation if you keep talking like that."

"It's a deal, double happiness is on your side."

[Continue our efforts and within two months, prevent and punish at least eight evil practitioners who attempt to commit crimes within the territory of Nansang City (8/8)]

[You have received the following rewards: Title: Light of Nansang; Physical Improvement: Martial Arts Talent increased by 100%, Random Ability *1; System Currency *200.]

The title "Light of the Stream Spirit" has been upgraded to "Light of Nansang".

【Light of Nansang: After wearing it, your whole body will radiate the light of righteousness, increase the speed of cultivating righteous techniques by 100%, increase the resistance to evil techniques by 100%, and make evil spirits and demons especially afraid of you.

When within the territory of Nansang, the title's effect is increased by 25%; when within the territory of Xiling, it is increased by an additional 25%.

You have gained the active ability "Impregnable Fortress".

【Impregnable Fortress: Within ten minutes of use, the user's movement speed is reduced to 20% of its original speed, but the user is immune to damage from any physical entity. The ability can end prematurely.

One use attempt is accumulated every 48 hours, with a maximum of 2 uses accumulated.

It seems that the thief on Uncle Yan's side has also been put into the police car, and the conditions have been met. The system is sending one message after another.

The task that was triggered at the beginning of last month was finally completed at the beginning of this month.

The newly acquired "Impregnable Fortress" ability will definitely be quite useful in dangerous situations. According to the description, the ability can make one immune to all physical attacks, and since the mental type itself has the passive ability "Soul Wall", it can also be completely immune.

Based on this calculation, once "Impregnable Fortress" is activated, I am practically invincible.

As for the details, we'll have to test them when we use them later.

He took out his phone to transfer money to the stool, while telling the other party that they no longer needed to constantly collect this information for him.

However, it did not completely dismantle the network of connections that Deng Zi had built.

Lin Li believes that spending a little more money to maintain the stool to the minimum, and keeping it for future use when needed, is the most cost-effective solution.

"Thank you, Uncle. Goodbye. Please drive carefully and don't drive while you're tired." Upon arriving at the apartment building, Lin Li got out of the car and waved to Yang Liang.

"I received your message during the day and went to sleep early, I'm not sleepy. It's you young people who are really energetic, still full of energy at this hour." Yang Liang smiled and shook his head, "Go back."

Lin Li smiled.

Lin Li wasn't really worried about being trapped.

Not to mention that the fruits of perseverance have been improving his sleep efficiency, although it's slow, over time, Lin Li can still feel the changes it brings.

Moreover, there is also "proof of divine intervention".

This magic weapon always helps me in unexpected ways.

Lin Li woke up suddenly at 2 a.m. yesterday, Tuesday.

When I woke up, I found myself still in "celestial being" mode.

This "sleep of the celestial beings" is truly comfortable. One sleep is better than six. From 2 a.m. until now, Lin Li has been full of energy for more than 20 hours, and now he is only slightly tired.

Lin Li couldn't even imagine how comfortable it must be to "sleep with celestial beings" if "celestial beings applying glue" could be.

Is one glue better than six glues?

Unfortunately, I haven't had the chance to experience it yet.

However, actively shattering the "Proof of Heaven and Man" to enter the "Heaven and Man" state to apply glue is a bit inhuman, and Lin Li felt a little apprehensive about it. Therefore, he thought it was better to look forward to the "Heaven and Man Glue Application" that would randomly drop in the future.

Go upstairs.

Wu Min just finished her short vacation yesterday and went back to work, leaving Lin Li alone at home.

When Lin Li switched to the [Light of Nansang] title for an experiment, he found that the light on his body was slightly brighter than that of [Light of Xiling]. It was somewhat noticeable at night, but it was probably not noticeable in bright daylight.

Afterwards, since Wu Min was no longer at home and he was still in relatively good spirits, Lin Li packed his things and prepared to head to what appeared to be an all-female world.

Lin Li took out several packages from the "Fire-Nourishing Sword Gourd" and opened them.

—Because it was difficult to explain to Wu Min about some of the supplies, Lin Li would not touch them when Wu Min was at home.

One of them was a flashlight with 200,000 lumens.

To be precise, it's more accurate to describe it as a flashlight; a normal person couldn't lift it with one hand.

Curious about the brightness of the flashlight, which was pre-charged when it was shipped, Lin Li thought for a moment and then went directly to the balcony.

Lin Li pointed the cannon at the sky, took a deep breath, and fired!

"Shh-"

A solid, thick, white beam of light suddenly pierced the night sky.

Lin Li: "This light—"

The sentimentality abruptly ended.

A rooster crowed in the distance:

"Oh! Oh! Oh!—"

Lin Li: "()!"

(End of this chapter)