The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 426 Perhaps he really can subdue high voltage electricity
"No? How dare you call Hanhan that?" Ding Sihan's voice rose, "What nonsense are you spouting! Who's crying and missing you all—"

But as she continued cursing, Ding Sihan couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. Then, annoyed, she stomped her foot (not Bao Wei, so it didn't cause an earthquake): "Damn it!!"

Don't say it, really don't say it.

I think I actually have a bit of that vibe myself.

When these two went on a date, on the weekend, I felt much more resentful than Qu Wanqiu and Bai Bufan.

“Sigh, I knew we shouldn’t have a child so early,” Lin Li said, seemingly ignoring Ding Sihan’s protest. He shook his head and sighed, looking both weary and relieved. “Alright, I’ll spend this week with my daughter.”

Ding Sihan took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled. Her expression had calmed down, and she said, "Lin Li."

"What's wrong, my darling daughter?"

"I can tell, you think I'm superfluous."

Lin Li: "Didn't I already say it? Do you still want to see it? Ding Zi, are you Erduolong?"

Ding Sihan: "..."

Lin Li's talent tree in the area of ​​provocation is way too maxed out.

The Provocateur Potion also melts in your mouth.

Seeing Lin Li's innocent expression, as if he were simply stating the facts, Ding Sihan took a deep breath and forced a kind smile:

"What I'm trying to say is that if you want me to stop bothering Yingbao and give you two some space, that's possible too. There are ways."

"Oh, tell me more, Sister Ding, show me the way!" Lin Li's eyes lit up.

"Help me find someone so I can date," Ding Sihan answered decisively, then looked at Lin Li with some anticipation. "That way I can also enjoy some time alone with my partner. I don't want to bother you guys; I might even find you annoying."

Wouldn't that be better for both of us? Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Ding Sihan originally had no interest in dating, but after spending a lot of time with Chen Yuying, who was in a relationship, and seeing the two of them flirting openly and subtly every day, coupled with Lin Li's openness in showing off his feelings, she couldn't help but start to have some expectations.

The reason why the phenomenon of human-to-human transmission of estrus occurred in Class 4 is Lin Litou's fault.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li's eyes widened suddenly, as if he had been enlightened. He clenched his right fist and slammed it into his left palm.

He immediately paced back and forth in the cramped space of the back row, his gaze quickly scanning between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying. His pace quickened, his eyes grew brighter, and then a radiant smile spread across his face:

"Let's talk about where we can all go this weekend."

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying: "?"

"Hahahahaha!!"

Chen Tianming, who had been laughing loudly beside him, noticed the three people looking at him. Instantly, his face hardened, and he turned to look at the corridor outside the classroom. All the three people could see was the back of his head and his sophistry.

"Sorry, this math problem is a bit funny, I couldn't help it."

Chen Tianming even thought that Lin Li would recommend Qin Zeyu to Ding Sihan.

But to his surprise, Lin Li was born even earlier than he had imagined.

Ding Sihan stopped looking at Chen Tianming, but then she realized what was happening. Her smile was as cold as Bai Bufan's corpse, which had been dead for three days. She approached step by step: "Lin Li, what do you mean—huh!?"

What do you mean? He was just a moment ago fiercely opposed to getting in the way of Chen Yuying, but after I offered him the option of helping him find a girlfriend, he suddenly felt it wouldn't hurt to include me?! Huh?!
Ding Sihan already had a picture in her mind—

Ding Sihan: Are you there?

Lin Li: Yes, I'm always here, except when they ask me and Yingbao to go out and play.

Ding Sihan: I want to be in a relationship, introduce me to someone.

Lin Li: Where should we go for fun?

When confronted, Lin Li remained silent, only smiling as he ran through the classroom, trying to evade capture.

After Ding Sihan got tired of chasing, Lin Li ran back to Chen Yuying's side, stood behind her, and said to Ding Sihan with a smile:

"Dingzi, it's not that I don't want to help you, but you're asking me to help you find a partner? Aren't you being foolish?"

"Haven't you heard the saying, 'Those who are near pigs eat, those who are near gropers hehehe'? What kind of people do I know? What good could they possibly be?"

"If I could solve other people's estrus problems, Zeyu wouldn't be waiting for his prey to come to him, and Tianming wouldn't be being played like a lapdog."

Before Ding Sihan could react, Chen Tianming turned to look at Lin Li with displeasure:

"Lin Li, I've told you more than once, I wasn't fooled by Qiao Qiao. Going around in circles is just my personal hobby, and I have my own plans."

"I'm not a simp, I just like to stick my tongue out and breathe on it while laughing. If you don't understand, please don't talk nonsense."

Lin Lichao and Chen Tianming gave a thumbs up.

To be honest, the fact that Chen Tianming could say these things so naturally proves that he is incredibly clear-headed.

Lin Li felt there was no need to worry about Tianming suffering any losses from being a simp; the guy was probably enjoying it, exchanging emotional value with Yao Qiaoqiao.

"See that? This kind of trash—" Lin Li pointed at Chen Tianming and spread his hands towards Ding Sihan:

"Among the people I know, they are all the best. I don't even bother talking about the other guys. They're not even as good as cockroaches. At least cockroaches have girls screaming for them."

Chen Tianming laughed again, at the point of aggression.

—I feel quite proud that I'm in the "pre-calculated" range.

"Dingding, I refuse your request not because 'you' aren't good enough, but because 'I' can't do it, and they don't deserve it."

Lin Li said earnestly.

Ding Sihan, who wasn't really angry to begin with, softened her expression upon hearing this high praise and nodded in satisfaction.
"Alright, since you've put it that way, I can understand. After all, I am indeed excellent."

“Right?” Lin Li snapped his fingers, patted Chen Yuying’s shoulder, and offered his blessing to Ding Sihan:

"Dingzi, with your qualifications, you don't need my help at all."

"Believe me, in the future, there will always be a boy you're happy with, clad in golden armor, riding on a colorful cloud, holding a bouquet of flowers, walking up to you, and gently and sincerely saying, 'Excuse me, ma'am, you're blocking my way.'"

Ding Sihan: "?"

I thought Lin Li was admitting his weakness, but it turns out he was poisoning me instead?

"Yuying! Get out of the way! Today I'm going to make you a widow!! Auntie! I'll make you an auntie!!" — Hajihan reacted.

"Okay~" Chen Yuying smiled and moved half a step to the side in compliance.

"Hey! Is the baby so heartless? -- Tianming! Save me! Otherwise I'll make Yao Qiaoqiao a widow!" -- Lin Li ran towards Chen Tianming's direction.

"Will she be a widow for me if I die? Hehe~ Hehe~ If that day ever comes, remember to tell your ancestors at the family altar that I'm going to die first!" — Chen Tianming dodged Lin Li, revealing a pink bubble.

Lin Li: "Hey, you son of a bitch."

……

in the afternoon.

"Okay, get out of class dismissed." Xue Jian on the stage went overtime by more than a minute, finishing the unfinished topic before signaling the end of get out of class.

Several students immediately surrounded him with their test papers, asking him about the questions.

"call--"

Bai Bufan leaned back in his chair, let out a long sigh, scratched his head, and sighed with a headache:
"This math class is killing me! Every time they get to a difficult problem, I spend half my time thinking, 'What is this guy even talking about? I don't understand a thing!' Damn it."

“That’s already very good,” Zhou Baowei, who was on the other side, heard the complaint and looked over. “At least you can understand most of the time. I can’t understand at all. I suggest that math be made an elective subject.”

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan gave a desolate laugh, then turned to meet Zhou Baowei's gaze:

"Who told you I understood most of the rest of the time? During that time, I was thinking, 'What is that guy saying? I don't understand a word he's saying.'"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Who taught Bai Bufan to make this classification?

However, Bao Wei was very pleased. That's right, this is the Bai Bufan he knew. It was only when he understood that he felt unfamiliar. He almost thought that Lin Li had completely corrupted him.

After finishing his conversation with Bu Fan, Zhou Baowei looked to his other side, at his deskmate.

"My gentle, talkative, and pretty little girl... my gentle, talkative, and pretty little girl... she actually thinks my name sounds nice... but I don't even know her name..."

—Qin Zeyu, who was absent-minded, had vacant eyes and was still muttering incoherently.

Zhou Baowei shook his head with a look of disgust.

Do not understand.

What's so great about dating? A girlfriend might even steal my food; just thinking about it makes me want to quit.

Lin Li walked over, placed his hand on Qin Zeyu's shoulder, his eyes filled with sympathy, sighed, and said apologetically:

"Hey, Zeyu, don't be like that. I was just kidding. I exaggerated about that girl at noon. Never mind, actually... actually she's a guy. I made up the identity to fool you. Don't worry about it. It's okay, there'll be next time."

"Lin Li, stop trying to comfort me!! Damn it! My gentle, talkative, and pretty girl! Why are we destined to be apart?! Why didn't you just ask for my contact information at noon..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Zeyu became even more sorrowful and said dejectedly.

Yang Bangjie heard Chen Tianming suddenly laugh and looked over curiously: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing," Chen Tianming turned his head to look at the classroom corridor, "Sorry, this math problem was a bit funny, I couldn't help it."

Damn it, Lin Li is a beast for using retreat as a tactic. Before Lin Li could continue his heartfelt conversation with Qin Zeyu, Xue Jian, who had finished dealing with the problem on the podium, walked towards the back row with his test paper in hand, his eyes fixed on Lin Li.

"What's wrong, teacher?"

"The electrician will be here for maintenance and renovation the day after tomorrow at noon," Xue Jian said bluntly. "To save time, they plan to cut off the power five minutes after class ends to start work. What are your plans? Go eat first, then find me, and I'll take you there."

"I can go there as soon as get out of class is over, and I can take care of lunch in advance," Lin Li replied after thinking for a moment.

The sooner you get involved, the greater the chance of the system successfully determining the task.

Besides, who knows how long Xue Jian's lunch will take? It would be troublesome to wait for him.

"You're not planning to eat self-heating hot pot in class that day, are you?!" Xue Jian's expression changed drastically, staring at Lin Li with unease and vigilance: "Don't even think about it!"

Zhou Baowei, who was initially uninterested, started eavesdropping, just like Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana.

"No," Lin Li waved his hand helplessly, wondering why Xue Jian had such a strong prejudice against him. "I just planned to buy some sandwiches or bread in advance to eat during class."

"Phew, this is more like eating in class. Okay, then wait for me in the classroom on Wednesday noon, and I'll take you there after class."

"Good teacher."

Xue Jian was too lazy to say anything more, waved goodbye, and went to Class 5 to become a human teacher.

After Xue Jian left, the boys naturally asked Lin Li what he was going to do at noon the next day. After hearing the answer, although they were a little surprised that Lin Li was so keen to participate in such things, they lost interest and stopped asking.

Bai Bufan, on the other hand, was eager to try.

With Lin Li there, he was willing to go—that's the bond behind the 259 "I love you" messages.

Unfortunately, if Xue Jian is present tomorrow, Bai Bufan knows very well that Old Jian will definitely try to break up the couple, so he can only regretfully give up.

……

Wednesday at noon.

"get out of class is over."

After announcing the end of get out of class, the teacher left the classroom with a sandwich that a student had bribed him with.

Lin Li slowly got up, walked to the classroom door, and soon Xue Jian's figure appeared at the end of the corridor.

The two walked towards the power distribution room, one after the other.

The passageway leading to the power distribution room has been cordoned off with conspicuous warning tape and a sign that reads "Power Construction, No Entry".

Of course, the power in the teaching building was still on, so the work hadn't officially started yet. Lin Li saw a middle-aged man and a young man in electrician's uniforms standing outside waiting. When they noticed Lin Li and Xue Jian coming over, they faced the two of them.

"Teacher Xue," the middle-aged electrician greeted as he approached.

The uniform had a name tag that read "Zheng Hong," while the other, younger one, seemed to be an apprentice; his name tag read "Liu Feng."

Zheng Hong smelled strongly of cigarettes, probably a heavy smoker, while Liu Feng was fine.

“Master Zheng.” Xue Jian nodded in response.

Zheng Hong's gaze then fell on Lin Li.

Following his gaze, Xue Jian also looked at Lin Li and nodded, introducing him:
"Master Zheng, this is Lin Li, whom I told you about before. The school has agreed to let him come to observe and learn, and also to lend a hand."

Lin Li, this is Master Zheng Hong, who is in charge of this maintenance, and this is his assistant, Liu Feng.

"Hello, Master Zheng. Hello, Master Liu." Lin Li nodded politely in greeting.

"No, no, no, I'm just an apprentice, not much older than you. Just call me by my name." Liu Feng quickly waved his hand.

"Hello, hello," Zheng Hong smiled. "Being first in the grade means you're polite, a good kid."

Upon hearing this comment, Xue Jian's lips twitched almost imperceptibly.

With a sigh, Xue Jian, still carrying the responsibility of a homeroom teacher, looked at Lin Li and gave him instructions:

"Lin Li, here, you must follow Master Zheng's instructions. Do whatever he tells you to do, and don't touch anything he forbids. Your task is simply to learn, observe, and assist him. Your top priority must be protecting the safety of the two electricians, understand?"

"I understand." Lin Li nodded honestly.

Zheng Hong and Liu Feng: "(；☉_☉)?"

Hey, wait a minute.

Did I just hear that right?

What does it mean to prioritize our safety?
Thinking Xue Jian had simply misspoke, Zheng Hong scratched his head, but then nodded in agreement:
"Lin Li, Teacher Xue is right. In electrical work sites, safety is absolutely the top priority, and everything must be done according to regulations."

"I don't need to elaborate on the dangers of high-voltage electricity; even the most skilled electrician can die in an instant."

You must listen to what Xiao Liu and I say later. Do not touch any electrical circuits or equipment without permission, and make sure to take proper insulation precautions.

If you can't comply, for safety reasons, I won't be lenient; I'll speak to the school teachers and kick you out.

Lin Li looked expectant upon hearing this and nodded firmly: "Don't worry, Master Zheng, I know very well. I came here after making thorough preparations."

After saying that, Lin Li reached into his pocket.

Zheng Hong had expected Lin Li to pull out protective gear such as insulated gloves, but he raised an eyebrow in surprise—because he saw that Lin Li had pulled out a small bottle.

"What is this?" Zheng Hong asked, puzzled yet curious, as the bottle resembled a medicine bottle.

"Blood pressure medication," Lin Li replied truthfully.

"Oh, so it's a descent—hmm?"

Zheng Hong and Liu Feng: "(；゜○゜)?"

"Lower, lower what—?" When Zheng Hong spoke again, not only was his volume higher, but his voice almost cracked.

"Blood pressure medication, Master Zheng," Lin Li said matter-of-factly, then quickly explained, worried that Zheng Hong might misunderstand.

"Of course, I brought this medicine not because I don't trust you."

It's not that we're saying anyone will get shocked because of you, but rather that it's a precaution. If something unexpected happens and someone gets shocked by high voltage, we won't panic and there will still be a chance to save them.

Zheng Hong: "..."

Is your real dilemma about whether you trust yourself or not?

Damn you.

Isn't Nansang High School the best public high school in Nansang? Is this person really the top student in their grade, or the bottom student?
Did this student get the top score in the grade through legitimate means?

There's a sense of disappointment when someone introduces you as "honest and quiet," only to find out upon meeting that you're "old and not very talkative."

"Old Xue—"

Zheng Hong, whose mind was in complete chaos, subconsciously looked at Xue Jian for help, but his words stopped abruptly halfway through.

Because Xue Jian, who was just standing next to Lin Li, had already left without looking back.

"Tap tap tap." Only the sound of Xue Jian's departing footsteps could be heard in the corridor.

"Teacher Xue? Teacher Xue?!" Zheng Hong was somewhat surprised and raised his voice slightly as he spoke to Xue Jian's back.

Upon hearing Zheng Hong's shout, Xue Jian's previously moderate walking pace instantly increased.

"Tap tap tap!!!" The only sound coming from the corridor was the sound of Xue Jian running away.

Finally, Xue Jian disappeared from the three people's sight.

Zheng Hong and Liu Feng: "..."

Oh no...

Why did you run away?

Zheng Hong struggled to shift his gaze back to Lin Li.

Noticing the gaze, Lin Li, who had been watching Xue Jian leave, turned around and met Zheng Hong's eyes. He raised the small medicine bottle in his hand, waved it beside his face, and revealed a clear and innocent smile:
"Hmm? Master Zheng, would you like a slice?"

Zheng Hong nodded: "Okay."

Lin Li's eyes lit up, and he quickly opened the bottle cap to get the medicine.

Liu Feng stared in shock at his nodding master.

Zheng Hong remained expressionless, but upon noticing his apprentice's gaze, calmly replied, "My blood pressure is high."

Liu Feng suddenly realized.

Could it be that Lin Li foresaw this scene and that's why he brought the blood pressure medication?

Seeing that Lin Li actually took out two pills and handed them to him, Zheng Hong took the pills in his hand. There was no way he would eat them. He rubbed them for a long time, then suddenly shook his head and smiled with relief.

He patted Lin Li on the shoulder: "Kid, you did a great job."

"You're a natural-born electrician, much more so than Xiao Liu."

"220V can't kill 250V, you're even more awesome than voltage, kid, you're invincible."

Lin Li: "()!"

Holy crap, that makes me so awesome!
(End of this chapter)