Deep Pampering: The Black Emperor's Bone Erosion Lingering
1012. Fanwai: Cheating Dad, Dad Is Not Human 5
So, Chang Mian sat down again and patiently explained some biological knowledge to the two children in an easy-to-understand manner.
Then teach them a few other ways to identify the direction, until the two children understand everything, he put away his preaching heart, patted the weeds on the two boys, stood up, and said sternly:
"Okay, remember everything well, I will continue to test you later, if I teach you and still can't answer, there is still no water to drink."
Chang Che snorted softly.
Chun Chun puffed his face: "Uncle Chang, why do we have to learn this?"
The two of you have such a superior life, your fate is too good, you don’t need anything, everyone holds you back, it’s the easiest to be spoiled, and you are not allowed to suffer, how can you exercise your will and the unbreakable brotherhood?
Without a steel-like will, we will never be able to cultivate excellent men in the future!
Chang Mian smiled and said nothing, just to scare them: "Because I will throw you two on an isolated island in the future, and I will not take you with me like this now. At that time, everything depends on you. If you want to save yourself, you must learn how to protect yourself." Remember all the knowledge that should be learned, so that you can survive the fittest!"
Throw them to an island?
scare!
Chang Che and Chunchun exchanged glances with each other almost at the same time.
The meaning in the eyes: stay away from demons, love life!
"Let's go, there is a speedboat on the west coast of the island. If we can walk to the coast within four days and board the speedboat, we can sail back by ourselves. At that time, you can eat whatever you want." Chang Mian raised a hope: "At that time, after I go back, I will teach you how to disassemble and assemble real guns."
cut.
Chang Che, who played with guns since he was a child, didn't take it seriously, and said with a smug face, "Dad, I have long been able to assemble and disassemble real guns, okay?"
However, Chun Chun, who has always been ashamed, opened his eyes wide. One second, he was scolding Chang Mian in his heart as a big devil and a pervert, and the next time he immediately circled around him: "Uncle Chang, I don't know how to deal with it." , I don’t know how, Uncle Chang taught me, taught me..."
Back then, he was coaxed to this ghost place by Chang Mian playing with a gun.
Chang Mian looked at the two children, one on the left and one on the right, and said with a smile, "It's just right, since Che'er knows how, I'll let you teach Chunchun when the time comes."
"Oya!"
The child was really easy to be satisfied, and immediately jumped up happily, as if all the hardships he suffered just now disappeared.
Along the way, talk and laugh.
However, soon, he was so tired that he sat on the ground panting.
At this time, Chang Mian stood by and asked questions to test the two.
Taking advantage of Chang Mian's unpreparedness, one of the two little ghosts would act as a cover, while the other held a mobile phone and eagerly called Shangshang for help, but...can't get through?...no signal? ... woo woo...
The little heart can't accept it.
Chang Che's face was annoyed, Chunchun's face was dull, only Chang Mian seemed to be able to sense the two little devils' thoughts, found an open space to sit down, and said with amnesty: "Okay, rest where you are, I will Here's an apple, who wants to eat it?"
Is not this nonsensical?
Both showed strong desires.
Chang Mian Devil looked at the two in embarrassment: "I only have one apple in my hand, and I can only give it to one person. Otherwise, I will test you again."
Chang Che turned his face to one side: "I'm not hungry, Dad, give Chunchun something to eat."
Chun Chun wiped his face: "Uncle Chang has a knife, cut the apple in half, and Che and I have half."
... On the 29th, the update is here.
Then teach them a few other ways to identify the direction, until the two children understand everything, he put away his preaching heart, patted the weeds on the two boys, stood up, and said sternly:
"Okay, remember everything well, I will continue to test you later, if I teach you and still can't answer, there is still no water to drink."
Chang Che snorted softly.
Chun Chun puffed his face: "Uncle Chang, why do we have to learn this?"
The two of you have such a superior life, your fate is too good, you don’t need anything, everyone holds you back, it’s the easiest to be spoiled, and you are not allowed to suffer, how can you exercise your will and the unbreakable brotherhood?
Without a steel-like will, we will never be able to cultivate excellent men in the future!
Chang Mian smiled and said nothing, just to scare them: "Because I will throw you two on an isolated island in the future, and I will not take you with me like this now. At that time, everything depends on you. If you want to save yourself, you must learn how to protect yourself." Remember all the knowledge that should be learned, so that you can survive the fittest!"
Throw them to an island?
scare!
Chang Che and Chunchun exchanged glances with each other almost at the same time.
The meaning in the eyes: stay away from demons, love life!
"Let's go, there is a speedboat on the west coast of the island. If we can walk to the coast within four days and board the speedboat, we can sail back by ourselves. At that time, you can eat whatever you want." Chang Mian raised a hope: "At that time, after I go back, I will teach you how to disassemble and assemble real guns."
cut.
Chang Che, who played with guns since he was a child, didn't take it seriously, and said with a smug face, "Dad, I have long been able to assemble and disassemble real guns, okay?"
However, Chun Chun, who has always been ashamed, opened his eyes wide. One second, he was scolding Chang Mian in his heart as a big devil and a pervert, and the next time he immediately circled around him: "Uncle Chang, I don't know how to deal with it." , I don’t know how, Uncle Chang taught me, taught me..."
Back then, he was coaxed to this ghost place by Chang Mian playing with a gun.
Chang Mian looked at the two children, one on the left and one on the right, and said with a smile, "It's just right, since Che'er knows how, I'll let you teach Chunchun when the time comes."
"Oya!"
The child was really easy to be satisfied, and immediately jumped up happily, as if all the hardships he suffered just now disappeared.
Along the way, talk and laugh.
However, soon, he was so tired that he sat on the ground panting.
At this time, Chang Mian stood by and asked questions to test the two.
Taking advantage of Chang Mian's unpreparedness, one of the two little ghosts would act as a cover, while the other held a mobile phone and eagerly called Shangshang for help, but...can't get through?...no signal? ... woo woo...
The little heart can't accept it.
Chang Che's face was annoyed, Chunchun's face was dull, only Chang Mian seemed to be able to sense the two little devils' thoughts, found an open space to sit down, and said with amnesty: "Okay, rest where you are, I will Here's an apple, who wants to eat it?"
Is not this nonsensical?
Both showed strong desires.
Chang Mian Devil looked at the two in embarrassment: "I only have one apple in my hand, and I can only give it to one person. Otherwise, I will test you again."
Chang Che turned his face to one side: "I'm not hungry, Dad, give Chunchun something to eat."
Chun Chun wiped his face: "Uncle Chang has a knife, cut the apple in half, and Che and I have half."
... On the 29th, the update is here.
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