Deep Pampering: The Black Emperor's Bone Erosion Lingering

Hee hee wrote a small theater, small clips, no substantive plot, just everyone watching Lele.

===================================================【Interview: Shang Shang vs Chang Mian] ==================================================== ============================================

Welcome to today's reception room, accept my exclusive interview, I am today's host, Yiyi little beauty.

Question 1: Please introduce yourself.

Chang cotton: Chang cotton

Xinshangshang: Xinshangshang

Yi: Well, generally speaking, self-introduction should be more detailed, such as hobbies, or...

Chang Mian: You want to catch me?

According to: uh...

Chang Mian: Or is the audience trying to catch me?

according to:……

Chang Mian: Since it is neither, is it necessary to be so detailed?

Yi (head full of black lines, clears throat)

Question 2: Where did the two first meet?

Chang Mian: In the newspaper

Shangshang: in prison

Yi: Er, this, that, the encounter between the two of you is so special, hehe...

Shangshang (gritting teeth): Obviously in prison

Chang Mian (thinking for a moment): Are you on the plane?

Shangshang: In our family, what you say is what you say, or what I say?

Chang Mian: ...

According to (quickly ask the next question)

Question 3: What kind of person do you think the other party is?

Shangshang: a gentle beast

Chang Mian: vixen

Yi: Can animals be gentle?

Shangshang: Of course, your beasts are not gentle?

Yi: ...uh, I'm not married yet

Shangshang: No wonder you ask such a mentally retarded question

Yi (running away, this episode is not easy to do)

Question 4: Chang Mian, what do you think of the taste of Chang Mian? ?What about you, Shangshang? ?

Chang Mian: In the first few years, I was like a dead fish. It was boring. However, under my wise guidance, now I love going home and playing with my wife. The taste is endless

Yiyi: Is that why you leave work on time every day?

Chang Mian: Nonsense!

Shangshang: I dare not say...

Yiyi: Why?

Changshang (presses her lips tightly, without saying a word): ...

Yiyi: Why?The audience wants to know too.

Shangshang: So, we have nothing in common with unmarried women.

Yiyi: ...

Yiyi (decided not to act cute, serious)

Question 5: How do you usually call each other?

Changshang: I started calling him Chang Mian, and after getting married I called him Husband

Chang Mian: Chang Chang

Question 6: What do you want the other party to call you?

Chang Chang: Wife

Chang Mian: I still like her calling me Chang Mian, especially on the bed.

Question 7: Have you ever quarreled before, and if so, how did you reconcile in the end?

Shangshang: I usually don't take the initiative to provoke him.

Yiyi: Didn't you quarrel once?

Shangshang: A lot, I cry after the quarrel.

Yiyi: Smart.

Shangshang: But when I cried, he would get angry even more, so I stopped crying later.

Yiyi: That?

Shangshang: I'm just acting like a spoiled child, desperately acting like a spoiled child...

Chang Mian: I never quarrel with women.

Yiyi: But just now, Shangshang said that you had quarreled many times.

Chang Mian: If she dares to behave badly, I will beat her to death!

Yiyi: Uh...domestic violence, isn't it?

Chang Mian: Then kill her!

Yiyi (It seems that there is no difference...)