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After the two elders left, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly asked: "Brother, can you really do this? If not, my monthly 100 million..."

Yan Xiaokai said angrily: "Can't you spare a few months for the twin models?"

Ximen Yaoming said awkwardly: "No, I am, I am..."

Zheng Peilin scolded: "You're a fart. You might as well invest your money in this matter instead of wasting it. Although this matter is not very reliable, at least it still has a slight chance of paying back. You If you use it to fill a woman's belly, not only will you lose everything, but you will also ruin your own body."

Although Ximen Yaoming was scolded, he still felt very good in his heart, because he felt that Zheng Peilin was caring about him from another angle, so he smiled and said: "Peilin, you are right. That's it, Brother, what do you say. I fully support you. When I come over tomorrow, I will bring the money. But I have to declare in advance that I can pay the money, but you want me to work hard, and I really can't! "

Yan Xiaokai patted him on the shoulder, and said very touched: "Xiao Mingzi, you are still good to my brother. I didn't accept you as a little brother for nothing. Don't worry, my brother doesn't need your efforts. As long as you pay, you can vote for it." Three to five months...well, maybe in a year or so, you don't need to submit again, but maybe, or..."

Ximen Yaoming broke out in a cold sweat when he heard it, and he couldn't stay any longer, because he was afraid that Yan Xiaokai would say another ten or eight years if he continued to waste it, so he hurriedly said: "Brother, look at this day It's getting dark, and I still have to monitor that panda who doesn't know kung fu, so I think I'd better hurry to the town!"

Yan Xiaokai nodded and said: "Yes, you have to pay close attention to this matter. You should hurry up and pay attention to safety on the road!"

"Okay, okay!" Ximen Yaoming nodded again and again, escaped out of the door, and rode Bi Yuntao's "thumb-thumb" Jialing motorcycle to the town.

After he left, Bi Yuntao said: "Xiao Kai, why did you think that when you come out, you come out!"

Yan Xiao laughed and said: "This is called inspiration, it's just that moment! Hey, buddy, you don't support me, do you?"

Bi Yuntao said: "Support, didn't I say 2 yuan? The 38 yuan is your own, how to use it is your right, don't talk about investing in crabs, even if you say throw it in the Dongjiang River, I will I threw it for you. After throwing it at most, I’ll go and pick it up again!”

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

Hu Shubao said: "Xiao Kai, do you really know how to raise crabs?"

Zheng Peilin said: "You can't lie to your father, can you?"

Bi Yuntao said: "Of course he lied to my uncle. I grew up with him. Don't I know what he will raise?"

Yan Xiaokai looked very embarrassed, and said anxiously: "Brother Tao, don't say it!"

The two girls became interested, and hurriedly urged Bi Yuntao, "Say it, tell it!"

Bi Yuntao said: "When I was young, he said he wanted to raise mynah, the kind of bird with a long beak and a black body. After raising it, he could talk. He always said that he wanted to raise it. My sister and I went up the mountain and went up to the mountain to give it a lot of effort. He caught one. Who knows, after giving it to him, it was killed before it stayed overnight. Later, he said that he raised crickets, and he also said that he could make small crickets grow, which made me believe that it was in the grass After searching for a day and a night, I caught more than ten of them for him. As a result, when I visited his house the next day, all of them were dead. Later, he said he wanted to raise rabbits, so my sister bought him a pair of rabbits with the money for tung oil. For rabbit seedlings..."

The two girls were surprised when they heard this, Hu Shubao hurriedly asked: "Have you been raised to death by him again?"

Bi Yuntao said: "Not this time, it was like that for three or four months, and then it miraculously disappeared."

Zheng Peilin opened her eyes wide, "Disappeared?"

Bi Yuntao nodded, "It disappeared. When my sister and I visited his house after school that day, it was fine, but the next day after school, it was gone!"

The two girls asked Yan Xiaokai in unison, "Where did you put the rabbit?"

Yan Xiaokai said with embarrassment: "I think they have grown up and put them up the mountain!"

The two women exhaled together, "You have a conscience!"

"You believe him?" Bi Yuntao immediately exposed his lies, "Why are you as stupid as my sister? I found a pile of rabbit bones behind the house!"

The pupils of the two girls narrowed for a while, "..."

Yan Xiaokai squeaked and said: "Maybe it was eaten by some wild beast!"

Bi Yuntao nodded, "That's right, the beast also puts stewed rabbits with ginger, onion, raw powder and soy sauce to eat!"

Yan Xiaokai was so embarrassed that he finally couldn't sit still, "Well, I, I'm going to see if the water is hot? Well, are you going to live in the town tonight? If not, I have to ask my mother to make the bed. "

Zheng Peilin said with a cold face: "You have a try, if you want to leave, you don't even think about the investment of 200 million yuan!"

Hu Shubao said: "I won't give you the fifty thousand!"

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to sit down honestly.

Bi Yuntao continued: "He, he will die anyway, he is not born to raise any animals, he is too murderous!"

The two women pressed Yan Xiaokai in unison, "Is what Brother Tao said true?"

Yan Xiaokai complained: "Brother Tao, why are you tearing down my platform at this time?"

Bi Yuntao spread his hands and said: "Xiao Kai, you are my brother, I can watch you hit the south wall, won't I pull you? And you didn't hit it alone, you pulled the big guy to hit it with you!"

Yan Xiaokai: "..."

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No matter how much people objected and how unwilling they were, in the end, this matter was settled!

Because Yan Xiaokai felt that he was outnumbered, he broke them into pieces and came to defeat them one by one.

Doing ideological work one by one, playing around, swearing, swearing, threatening and luring, life and death is to push down all the cows that do not drink water, and fill their stomachs with water.

Not to mention Zheng Peilin, Hu Shubao, etc., even Yan's father and mother, who promised to give him the right to use the ten-acre fish pond, anyway... there are not many fish.

As soon as he heard that they agreed, Yan Xiaokai immediately picked up the hoe and went out.

In the middle of the night, Zheng Peilin was a little afraid that this fellow's hot head would make some big-headed Buddha, so she hurriedly followed him.

It turned out that he had walked to the edge of a fish pond.

This fish pond is the fish pond contracted by Yan's father, and there is still a 30-year contract, and these fish ponds are not a large area of ​​more than ten acres, but one or two acres separated and connected together.

Yan Xiaokai searched for the water outlets in the dark, and then dug them all open.

The water rushed out, and Zheng Peilin, who was hiding underneath and peeking at him, was sprayed all over her body immediately, and jumped up from the grass screaming.

Yan Xiaokai was also taken aback by the sudden appearance of this black light. After seeing clearly that it was Zheng Peilin, he settled down, "Zheng Peilin, what are you doing? Don't you know that people can scare people to death?"

Zheng Peilin was sprayed with water all over her face, and her clothes were all soaked, "You still agreed to release the water without saying hello."

Yan Xiaokai said injustice: "How did I know you were hiding there furtively!"

Zheng Peilin said: "You are the one who is sneaky! What are you doing?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Don't you see? Let the water go!"

Zheng Peilin wiped the water off her face, and regardless of her wet clothes, she stepped forward and asked, "Why did you put the water on?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Before raising crabs, you must make preparations first, otherwise you will definitely not be able to raise them well. So you must drain the water."

Zheng Peilin asked in a daze: "After the water is drained!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Plant grass!"

Zheng Peilin was still confused, "Why plant grass?"

Yan Xiaokai said subconsciously: "My master told me..."

Zheng Peilin was slightly taken aback, "You still have Master?"

It was only then that Yan Xiaokai realized that he had slipped his tongue, his thoughts changed, and he quickly put his finger on his mouth, "Shh, I'm only telling you about this, you can't tell others!"

Zheng Peilin opened her eyes wide: "Oh?"

Yan Xiao rolled his eyes, and immediately said vividly: "There used to be a strange person in my village who had been hiding in the mountains. One day, I went up the mountain to cut firewood, but he bumped into me. He said that I have wonderful bones and a With a spiritual pulse, it means that the spirit child has turned into a normal person, anyway, it means that I am a good material for learning martial arts, and you want to accept me as an apprentice to teach me martial arts and various strange skills."

Zheng Peilin asked in a daze: "Do you believe it?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Of course I don't believe it. I asked him, I said what skills you have. Show me the proof. If you are really good, I will worship you as my teacher. He immediately took out a box Big hairy crabs, and then asked me if you have seen such a big crab? You heard what my dad said just now, I rarely eat crabs, so I have never seen such a big crab, so I shook He shook his head. The man proudly said, I raised this. I laughed and said, what’s so great about raising a few crabs. After thinking about it, he suddenly reached out and picked up my palm, and then pinched his fingers. Let’s say, what year, month, day, and hour were you born, right? I thought he was right, so I nodded. Then he asked me again, do you believe me now? I shook my head and said, the town That eighth woman can also tell fortunes! That person has a very good temper, and he said yes, I will let you see it again. As a result, he slapped a palm on the trunk of a nearby tree surrounded by people, and the tree unexpectedly cracked It broke in two with a sound. Then he asked me again, should you believe me this time? But I still shook my head, and I said that those performing boulder-breaking chests on the street should also have this kind of skill. He seemed to be finally irritated by me, Ask me, how do you have to believe it? I looked at the sky, the sky was clear, and the sun was very poisonous. I told him, if you can make the sky rain heavily, I will worship you as my teacher. He smiled disdainfully Excuse me, just said something about pediatrics, put my hands together, murmured a series of unknown things, and then pointed to the sky, the sky was dark in an instant, and heavy rain fell down. I admired him to death on the spot. As you can imagine, I worshiped him as my master and learned a lot from him. Later, when I was admitted to university, he left and never came back. But he was walking Before, I was warned not to tell anyone about the ability to learn art from him, otherwise I will be hit with thunder and bangs."

Zheng Peilin was surprised when she heard it, and asked after a while, "Is what you said true?"

Yan Xiaokai slapped his chest loudly and said: "Pearls are not so real!"

Zheng Peilin said: "So you know detoxification, fortune-telling, physiognomy, medicine, and antiques, all of which were taught by that weirdo."

Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "Not bad!"

Zheng Peilin was silent and said nothing more.

Yan Xiaokai asked weakly: "What are you thinking?"

Zheng Peilin said: "I'm thinking whether to believe it or not? Because what you said can be as false as it sounds, but you really know how to detoxify, fortune-telling, physiognomy, and medicine."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Why don't you believe me, when have I lied to you!"

Zheng Peilin said angrily: "You have deceived me too much!"

Yan Xiaokai didn't want to entangle with her anymore, so he could only pretend to be sincere, "Miss Zheng, I really didn't lie to you this time."

After thinking about it seriously, Zheng Peilin shook her head and said, "You're a big talker. If I believe you, I'll die. I don't believe you!"

Yan Xiaokai picked up the hoe and walked forward, and replied in a low voice: "Believe it or not, or pull it down!"

Zheng Peilin immediately chased after her, but her feet slipped terribly because she was already wet, and she staggered after only two steps, and rolled into the pond with a scream...